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listopencil
07-14-2008, 02:51 PM
Today is my younger daughter's 13th birthday. I had planed to take her and her brother to the city pool. When we got there I was surprised to find this:


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8663/poolpooppn5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Pestilence
07-14-2008, 02:51 PM
LMAO

Stewie
07-14-2008, 02:52 PM
Bushwood?

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2008, 02:52 PM
LMAO So funny.......

Bowser
07-14-2008, 02:53 PM
SPAAAALDING, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

listopencil
07-14-2008, 02:54 PM
Being the goober that I am, I immediately took pics to post on The Planet.

penguinz
07-14-2008, 02:54 PM
The pool in my city has not even opened yet. And they do not know when or even if it will open this year.

SPATCH
07-14-2008, 02:55 PM
when my friends and i were going through a really rebellious phase in junior high, we got into it with the pool manager and she banned us from the pool for a week.

to exact our revenge, we sneaked into the pool at night and pooped on the diving boards and threw the potted plants into the pool.

they had to shut it down for two days and we never got caught :evil:

Bowser
07-14-2008, 02:55 PM
Being the goober that I am, I immediately took pics to post on The Planet.

You've done well.

dtebbe
07-14-2008, 02:56 PM
... when it is painted with powder blue lead paint? LMAO

DT

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2008, 02:56 PM
You've done well.

No shit. Err, actually...........

listopencil
07-14-2008, 02:57 PM
It was 100+ degrees out here last week. It's still 90+. The fires are creating smoke that just traps in the heat. Man, I love the AC.

Rooster
07-14-2008, 02:57 PM
:LOL::LOL:

blueballs
07-14-2008, 02:58 PM
you have a pool

beach tribe
07-14-2008, 03:06 PM
The clearing up the street is the front yard of the house I grew up in. My father still lives there. Mckenzie, TN.
The sign says "Horse drawn vehicles".

Mininights(I have no idea how to spell it.) Sort of like Amish people, are well represented.

Ari Chi3fs
07-14-2008, 04:31 PM
Sorry, I couldn't make it to the bathroom.

Rausch
07-14-2008, 04:37 PM
Mininights(I have no idea how to spell it.)

LMAO


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/255831439_ce22a6dd84.jpg?v=0

SPchief
07-14-2008, 04:40 PM
LMAO


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/255831439_ce22a6dd84.jpg?v=0



LMAO

SNR
07-14-2008, 04:54 PM
The thread title should have been "chicks dig guys who poop in public pools (pics to prove it)"

Pestilence
07-14-2008, 04:59 PM
Has it become impossible to write out "to" instead of using "2"?

Subterranean Alien
07-14-2008, 05:38 PM
I would like to see (not really) the amount of poop it takes to close a public pool. Must have been pretty bad.

kstater
07-14-2008, 05:39 PM
I would like to see (not really) the amount of poop it takes to close a public pool. Must have been pretty bad.

:spock: I would hope that it's just a little bit.

Rain Man
07-14-2008, 06:00 PM
Today is also my youngest cat's birthday, and he's turning 13 too. Fortunately, he doesn't like to go to the swimming pool.

Hydrae
07-14-2008, 06:24 PM
Has it become impossible to write out "to" instead of using "2"?

When people are afraid of the spelling nazis out there and are unsure how whether to use to, too or two.

Hydrae
07-14-2008, 06:25 PM
The clearing up the street is the front yard of the house I grew up in. My father still lives there. Mckenzie, TN.
The sign says "Horse drawn vehicles".

Mininights(I have no idea how to spell it.) Sort of like Amish people, are well represented.

Mennonites

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites

StcChief
07-14-2008, 06:25 PM
When people are afraid of the spelling nazis out there and are unsure how whether to use to, too or two.
snoozing in grade school english?

Skip Towne
07-14-2008, 06:35 PM
So is the pool closed forever or are there plans to clean it?

Rain Man
07-14-2008, 06:37 PM
2 instead of to means you're not writing two, too.

Bill Parcells
07-14-2008, 06:38 PM
So is the pool closed forever or are there plans to clean it?

You just take it out and douse the pool with gallons of chlorine for 24 hours. when the chlorine levels are back to a safe measure you reopen the pool. it's not like caddyshack with a hazmat suit and emptying the pool.

kstater
07-14-2008, 06:39 PM
You just take it out and douse the pool with gallons of chlorine for 24 hours. when the chlorine levels are back to a safe measure you reopen the pool. it's not like caddyshack with a hazmat suit and emptying the pool.

I don't even want to know how you know this.

Skip Towne
07-14-2008, 06:50 PM
I don't even want to know how you know this.

He's an exerienced pool pooper cleaner.

StcChief
07-14-2008, 07:20 PM
You Know You Live In A Small Town When...
no pool, only a 4 way stop sign....

DaFace
07-14-2008, 07:26 PM
Being the goober that I am, I immediately took pics to post on The Planet.

I would've been more impressed if you'd climbed the fence and took pics of the poop. :harumph:

Buck
07-14-2008, 07:35 PM
You know you live in a small town when you plan to take your daughter to a public pool for her 13th birthday.

Frazod
07-14-2008, 07:40 PM
You just take it out and douse the pool with gallons of chlorine for 24 hours. when the chlorine levels are back to a safe measure you reopen the pool. it's not like caddyshack with a hazmat suit and emptying the pool.

It's possible it's not a solid piece.

Ewww.....

Bill Parcells
07-14-2008, 07:42 PM
I don't even want to know how you know this.

I'm a contractor for HOA's that have huge pools and occasionally they have a kid take a shit in them or one time a skunk dove in the pool and died in it. you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what they do in these situations. there's way too much water in there to be draining it and refilling it.

And when I had a pool and broke out with poison ivy on occasion I would increase the chlorine count and bye bye poison ivy. :)

QuikSsurfer
07-14-2008, 07:47 PM
LMAO


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/255831439_ce22a6dd84.jpg?v=0

LMAOLMAOLMAO

chasedude
07-14-2008, 08:17 PM
Mennonites

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites


There's a bunch of these people near my town. I've met a few, nice people. I just can't understand why all the women wear dresses out of table cloth or curtain patterns. They also wear their hair up with a black hat. Interesting people they are.

Psyko Tek
07-14-2008, 09:44 PM
if it was a real mall town
the sign would have read
"Closed due to the Johnson boy pooping in the pool"

listopencil
07-14-2009, 06:11 PM
Just an update: I had to work today and my wife took my daughter and the rest of the family to a swimming spot out of town. No poop. No pics. Ah well. I guess i could have her poop in a bucket or something then take a pic and post it on the Planet. I don't know if she would be willing to do that though. She's a young lady of 14 now.

Halfcan
07-14-2009, 06:18 PM
Today is my younger daughter's 13th birthday. I had planed to take her and her brother to the city pool. When we got there I was surprised to find this:


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8663/poolpooppn5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

How were you to know Orton would be there before you???

listopencil
07-14-2009, 06:20 PM
He's more likely to have puked up some used whiskey then pooped in there.

stevieray
07-14-2009, 06:23 PM
...all your friends are from the same small town.

bevischief
07-14-2009, 07:34 PM
That is what my dog was doing when she got lose and I found her around the near pool and dripping wet...