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***SPRAYER
07-17-2008, 08:43 AM
I'll start:

"I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers"

Iron Chef
07-17-2008, 08:46 AM
Good Fellas

Frazod
07-17-2008, 08:47 AM
Goodfellas.

Next: "Is she better than self abuse?"

Huffman83
07-17-2008, 08:49 AM
Mash?

Demonpenz
07-17-2008, 08:51 AM
Layla was an awesome song for that movie

chasedude
07-17-2008, 08:52 AM
Tony Two-Times, he got that name because he said everything twice.

Frazod
07-17-2008, 08:55 AM
Mash?

Very good.

RNR
07-17-2008, 08:57 AM
Hells kitchen is a lost and found for shit.

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 08:57 AM
Hells kitchen is a lost and found for shit.

"Sleepers?"


Why is it us? Why us?

Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us.

RockChalk
07-17-2008, 09:00 AM
Hells kitchen is a lost and found for shit.

Sleepers?

Scaga
07-17-2008, 09:04 AM
"I want a _ucking car right _ucking now"

RNR
07-17-2008, 09:05 AM
"Sleepers?"


Why is it us? Why us?

Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us.

Sleepers?

Yes

RNR
07-17-2008, 09:07 AM
"I am a golden God"

booyaf2
07-17-2008, 09:08 AM
"I want a _ucking car right _ucking now"

planes trains and automobiles?

Huffman83
07-17-2008, 09:08 AM
"Dogs ****ed the Pope... no fault of mine."

Scaga
07-17-2008, 09:08 AM
planes trains and automobiles?

Nice!

booyaf2
07-17-2008, 09:10 AM
What i'd give not to be old enough to remember that movie.

chasedude
07-17-2008, 09:10 AM
"I am a golden God"

almost famous

RNR
07-17-2008, 09:13 AM
almost famous

Yes

John_Wayne
07-17-2008, 09:13 AM
"I want a _ucking car right _ucking now" Planes, trains and automobiles.

Next quote: "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Huffman83
07-17-2008, 09:14 AM
Planes, trains and automobiles.

Next quote: "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

caddyshack....duh!!

Chiefnj2
07-17-2008, 09:14 AM
Planes, trains and automobiles.

Next quote: "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Caddyshack


next quote:
"When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."

Huffman83
07-17-2008, 09:15 AM
I also maintain... "Dogs ****ed the pope....no fault of mine!"

kepp
07-17-2008, 09:15 AM
Caddyshack


next quote:
"When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."

Superbad

"It puts the lotion on the skin!"

Huffman83
07-17-2008, 09:15 AM
Caddyshack


next quote:
"When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."

superbad

RockChalk
07-17-2008, 09:30 AM
Superbad

"It puts the lotion on the skin!"

Silence of the Lambs?

Deberg_1990
07-17-2008, 09:33 AM
"F*ck"

ChiTown
07-17-2008, 09:34 AM
"Dogs ****ed the Pope... no fault of mine."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"You can't Leave! The plants will die."

Huffman83
07-17-2008, 09:35 AM
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"You can't Leave! The plants will die."

Rep!!!

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 09:35 AM
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"You can't Leave! The plants will die."

LMAO Stripes.



Nobody recognizes this one? :eek:

Why is it us? Why us?

Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us.

OK..here's a hint. Michael Caine.

ChiTown
07-17-2008, 09:38 AM
LMAO Stripes.



Nobody recognizes this one? :eek:

Why is it us? Why us?

Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us.

OK..here's a hint. Michael Caine.

Zulu

"Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you."

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 09:39 AM
Zulu

:clap:



"Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you."

As Good As it Gets!


The answer is no, I don't believe in it. Good for the man, lousy for the woman. She dies, she suffocates. I've see it! And then the husband runs around complaining that he's f***ing a dead person, and he's the one who killed her!"

RNR
07-17-2008, 09:58 AM
"Race your ass"

angelo
07-17-2008, 10:08 AM
Do you ever have a dream where your on top of a temple in sort of sun god robes and there is a thousand naked women throwing little pickles at you.

You haven't?

Why am I the only one to this dream.

Ang

Huffman83
07-17-2008, 10:09 AM
Do you ever have a dream where your on top of a temple in sort of sun god robes and there is a thousand naked women throwing little pickles at you.

You haven't?

Why am I the only one to this dream.

Ang

Real Genius

kepp
07-17-2008, 10:16 AM
Silence of the Lambs?

Nope

beach tribe
07-17-2008, 10:18 AM
"these pigs will pay $500 dallars a head to beat her into submission, and then gang **** her"

RNR
07-17-2008, 10:21 AM
"Race your ass"

Days of Thunder~Robert Duvall

Huffman83
07-17-2008, 10:22 AM
"these pigs will pay $500 dallars a head to beat her into submission, and then gang **** her"

Fear and loathing in las vegas

beach tribe
07-17-2008, 10:26 AM
Fear and loathing in las vegas

Ding Ding.

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 10:28 AM
You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people.

beach tribe
07-17-2008, 10:28 AM
You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people.

American Psyco.

chasedude
07-17-2008, 10:33 AM
“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies”

Dartgod
07-17-2008, 10:35 AM
"It puts the lotion on the skin!"

Silence of the Lambs?

Nope
Joe Dirt?

evolve27
07-17-2008, 10:37 AM
“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies”

Shawshank. Brilliant movie.

chasedude
07-17-2008, 10:39 AM
Shawshank. Brilliant movie.

Right!

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 10:40 AM
"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that stuff."

evolve27
07-17-2008, 10:40 AM
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age."

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 10:41 AM
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age."

Dazed and Confused?

evolve27
07-17-2008, 10:42 AM
Dazed and Confused?

You got it!

kepp
07-17-2008, 10:43 AM
Joe Dirt?

Right

evolve27
07-17-2008, 10:50 AM
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

chasedude
07-17-2008, 10:51 AM
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

Back to the Future.

evolve27
07-17-2008, 10:52 AM
Back to the Future.

Yup.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 10:53 AM
Bond. James Bond.

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 10:55 AM
Bond. James Bond.

LMAO

This is history. We are living an historical moment. We are going to lose the war because our glorious Führer has taken a sleeping pill and is not to be awakened. Sometimes I wonder which side God is on.

Deberg_1990
07-17-2008, 10:58 AM
"Sh*t"

blaise
07-17-2008, 11:02 AM
"Coffee's for closers."

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 11:05 AM
"Coffee's for closers."

GlenGarry Glen Ross?

blaise
07-17-2008, 11:06 AM
Yep. I was thinking Schindler's List on yours, but I don't know.

RNR
07-17-2008, 11:06 AM
"Coffee's for closers."

The death of a salesman?

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 11:07 AM
Yep. I was thinking Schindler's List on yours, but I don't know.

Right historical era, wrong film. It's an older movie.

evolve27
07-17-2008, 11:10 AM
LMAO

This is history. We are living an historical moment. We are going to lose the war because our glorious Führer has taken a sleeping pill and is not to be awakened. Sometimes I wonder which side God is on.

The Longest Day? I'm gonna DL it and rewatch it, war movies are always great.

Deberg_1990
07-17-2008, 11:11 AM
GlenGarry Glen Ross?


"Third Prize is Your Fired!" Classic scene.

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 11:14 AM
The Longest Day? I'm gonna DL it and rewatch it, war movies are always great.

Yes, yes it is. :)

If you haven't seen it, watch "A Bridge Too Far" as well. Both are based on books by Cornelius Ryan

"Third Prize is Your Fired!" Classic scene.

One of my favorites.

Any takers on this one I posted earlier?

"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that stuff."

crazycoffey
07-17-2008, 11:14 AM
"Coffee's for closers."

boiler room

Ceej
07-17-2008, 11:16 AM
"Dude mimes don't talk."

Dartgod
07-17-2008, 11:18 AM
Any takers on this one I posted earlier?

"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that stuff."
Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 11:19 AM
Dr. Strangelove

Give that man a shot of grain alcohol and rainwater! :clap:

I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?

angelo
07-17-2008, 11:21 AM
can I borrow your underpants for 15 minutes

Ang

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 11:22 AM
can I borrow your underpants for 15 minutes

Ang

Sixteen Candles

It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

RNR
07-17-2008, 11:30 AM
Sixteen Candles

It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Unforgiven

angelo
07-17-2008, 11:47 AM
I'm a simple man, I like butter in my ass and a lollipop in my mouth.

Ang

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 11:49 AM
Unforgiven

:clap:

Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! *Gangbang*!

angelo
07-17-2008, 11:50 AM
History of the world pt 1

ang

angelo
07-17-2008, 11:51 AM
You Lose
You get Nothing
Good day sir

Ang

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 11:54 AM
You Lose
You get Nothing
Good day sir

Ang

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. One of Gene's best roles.

Amnorix
07-17-2008, 12:06 PM
I admit I had to look it up to get it exact.

Nobody laughs at me! Because I laugh first. At me! Me, from Seattle! Me, with no education. Me, with no talent, as you kept reminding me my whole life! Well, Mama look at me now. I'm a star! Look! Look how I live! Look at my friends! Look where I'm going! [deleted as a dead giveaway], I'm moving, mabye up, maybe down! But wherever it is, I'm enjoying it. I'm having the time of my life! Because for the first time, it is my life! And I love it. I love every second of it! And I'll be damned if you're gonna take it away from me!

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 12:09 PM
Gypsy.

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

chasedude
07-17-2008, 12:10 PM
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Amnorix
07-17-2008, 12:11 PM
Was you ever bit by a dead bee?

General hint: no movie I'd quote will be newer than 10 years old, and probably alot older than that.

Amnorix
07-17-2008, 12:12 PM
Gypsy.

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

well done sir.

Amnorix
07-17-2008, 12:15 PM
."I'm obnoxious and disliked, did you know that?"

"Yes I do."

Dartgod
07-17-2008, 12:17 PM
I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?
This one was bugging me and I knew that I knew, I just couldn't put my finger on it. So I cheated and looked it up. I'll give someone else a chance before I post the answer.

vailpass
07-17-2008, 12:20 PM
"The jig is up. And he's gone!"
"Seize this, honkus!"

RNR
07-17-2008, 12:28 PM
Easy one...
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.

Chiefnj2
07-17-2008, 12:33 PM
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Blues Brothers

chasedude
07-17-2008, 12:34 PM
Give that man a shot of grain alcohol and rainwater! :clap:

I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space. Right?


Contact?

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 12:41 PM
Contact?

Carl would be proud. :clap:


You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place.

Dartgod
07-17-2008, 12:42 PM
Easy one...
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.
A Knight's Tale

vailpass
07-17-2008, 12:44 PM
'Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.'

Dartgod
07-17-2008, 12:45 PM
'Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.'
Fletch

vailpass
07-17-2008, 12:46 PM
'I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.'

vailpass
07-17-2008, 12:51 PM
Fletch

Yep, that was an easy one but a classic. How about this one from one of my all-time fav movies?:

'The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy. Look at you, you're the prodigal son; you're quite a prize.'

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 12:52 PM
Gypsy.

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

I'm still not seeing anyone answer mine.

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 12:52 PM
'I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.'

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I'm still not seeing anyone answer mine.

White Heat. Legendary Gangster Film. It made AFI's top 10/top 10 list a couple of weeks ago.

I cannot lift this.

Grow stronger!

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 12:52 PM
well done sir.

Eh, I'd not have gotten it if it was shorter. The monologues are easy for me.

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 12:54 PM
Yep, that was an easy one but a classic. How about this one from one of my all-time fav movies?:

'The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy. Look at you, you're the prodigal son; you're quite a prize.'

Bladerunner.

"Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time. "

Baby Lee
07-17-2008, 12:55 PM
I'm still not seeing anyone answer mine.

What?

White Heat, Cagney, and I haven't even seen the movie. It's been a reference in so many other things.

http://www.austin360.com/shared-gen/blogs/austin/globejotting/whiteheat2as4.jpg

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 12:56 PM
Bladerunner.

"Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time. "

I like to work quotes into my own responses. :D

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 12:57 PM
What?

White Heat, Cagney, and I haven't even seen the movie. It's been a reference in so many other things.

Well.. no one had answered. :harumph:

Baby Lee
07-17-2008, 01:01 PM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail



White Heat. Legendary Gangster Film. It made AFI's top 10/top 10 list a couple of weeks ago.

I cannot lift this.

Grow stronger!

The Antonio Banderas how do you say? Ahh yes!! Show!

Chief Henry
07-17-2008, 01:03 PM
'I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.'

Thats funny...

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 01:06 PM
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn’t exist.”

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 01:10 PM
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn’t exist.”

The Usual Suspects

vailpass
07-17-2008, 01:13 PM
"Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!"

MTG#10
07-17-2008, 01:16 PM
One of my all time favorite movie quotes:

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ****in' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!"

MTG#10
07-17-2008, 01:17 PM
"Eight hundred leaf-tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf-tables and no chairs. Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!"
Great movie, Raising Arizona.

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 01:18 PM
I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.

MTG#10
07-17-2008, 01:18 PM
I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.
Se7en, another great movie.

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 01:19 PM
I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right.

MTG#10
07-17-2008, 01:21 PM
I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right.
Holy crap thats obscure...I can picture the scene but I cant remember the name of the movie.

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 01:24 PM
Tell me about an ambush. I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 01:25 PM
"Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time. "

How come nobody wants to play with me? ANSWER MY QUOTE, DAMMIT!

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 01:26 PM
11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 01:27 PM
City Slickers

Nightfyre
07-17-2008, 01:28 PM
"I'm your Huckleberry."

MTG#10
07-17-2008, 01:28 PM
How come nobody wants to play with me? ANSWER MY QUOTE, DAMMIT!
Because we hate Billy Crystal? :D

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 01:28 PM
nice overnight bag, Valentino Courture?

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 01:30 PM
11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature

Would you like some apricot pi?

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 01:30 PM
Because we hate Billy Crystal? :D

But it wasn't Billy Crystal. :deevee:

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 01:31 PM
YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Just kidding, don't answer that.

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 01:31 PM
Would you like some apricot pi?

correct

Dartgod
07-17-2008, 01:31 PM
"You know something Joan? If you didn't have a pussy there would be a bounty on your head."

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 01:32 PM
correct

Yeah... I know. That's why I answered it.

:p

SCTrojan
07-17-2008, 01:33 PM
"You know something Joan? If you didn't have a pussy there would be a bounty on your head."

About Last Night?

KCinNY
07-17-2008, 01:33 PM
Your ancestors are n****** and your great, great, great, great grandmother f***** a n***** and she had a half n***** kid. Now, if that's a fact tell me...am I lying?

Dartgod
07-17-2008, 01:35 PM
About Last Night?
Correct.

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 01:41 PM
One of my all time favorite movie quotes:

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ****in' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!"

The Devil's Advocate

"I'm your Huckleberry."

Tombstone

Gonzo
07-17-2008, 01:45 PM
"Lets get a taco."

Midnight_Vulture
07-17-2008, 01:46 PM
Your ancestors are n****** and your great, great, great, great grandmother f***** a n***** and she had a half n***** kid. Now, if that's a fact tell me...am I lying?

True Romance.

angelo
07-17-2008, 01:48 PM
Tell me about an ambush. I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!

ronin
one of my favorites

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 01:50 PM
Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink.

KCinNY
07-17-2008, 01:50 PM
Any contracter working on that Death Star knew the risk involved. If they got killed, it was their own fault.

angelo
07-17-2008, 01:51 PM
Statement
"A real woman could stop you from drinking"

Response
"Well it would have to be a real big woman"

Ang

vailpass
07-17-2008, 01:53 PM
Statement
"A real woman could stop you from drinking"

Response
"Well it would have to be a real big woman"

Ang

You must have hated that moose. Arthur rocks.

angelo
07-17-2008, 01:56 PM
It was an awful movie for a young kid to watch and want to grow up to be a lush.

I am so glad i made my goal.

Ang

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 01:59 PM
Any contracter working on that Death Star knew the risk involved. If they got killed, it was their own fault.

Clerks

angelo
07-17-2008, 02:01 PM
Life after death is as improbable assex after marriage.

Ang

RNR
07-17-2008, 02:05 PM
You must have hated that moose. Arthur rocks.

I bet you have never run out of ice in your whole life~Arthur

SCTrojan
07-17-2008, 02:06 PM
"You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Amnorix
07-17-2008, 02:16 PM
"I'm your Huckleberry."

Finally can get one. Tombstone.

Amnorix
07-17-2008, 02:17 PM
"You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


Princess Bride, and I note I was beaten on Tombstone. :(

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 02:20 PM
Frank, let's face it, who can trust a cop that won't take money?

RNR
07-17-2008, 02:22 PM
Toto I dont think we are in Kansas anymore I kid I kid

chasedude
07-17-2008, 02:24 PM
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.


Mine's been skipped over. Come on, I know someone remembers this movie

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 02:26 PM
Mine's been skipped over. Come on, I know someone remembers this movie

The Blues Brothers.

Here's one of mine that still hasn't been answered:

You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place.

stumppy
07-17-2008, 02:27 PM
Mine's been skipped over. Come on, I know someone remembers this movie


I'll take the question for us slow kids.

Blues Brothers

RNR
07-17-2008, 02:29 PM
Mine's been skipped over. Come on, I know someone remembers this movie

Blues Brothers

Yes it was

stumppy
07-17-2008, 02:29 PM
"You get a gawd damn job before sundown or I'm shipping you off to military school with that gawd damn Finklestein shit kid sonofabitch"

chasedude
07-17-2008, 02:33 PM
The Blues Brothers.

Here's one of mine that still hasn't been answered:

You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place.

excellent!

For your quote for some reason I'm thinking of Super Troopers.

chasedude
07-17-2008, 02:34 PM
"You get a gawd damn job before sundown or I'm shipping you off to military school with that gawd damn Finklestein shit kid sonofabitch"

Woot! Up in Smoke! :bong:

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 02:34 PM
excellent!

For your quote for some reason I'm thinking of Super Troopers.

Nope. Older film.

SCTrojan
07-17-2008, 02:37 PM
Princess Bride, and I note I was beaten on Tombstone. :(

You are correct, sir.

raybec 4
07-17-2008, 03:03 PM
Frank, let's face it, who can trust a cop that won't take money?

Serpico

SPATCH
07-17-2008, 03:06 PM
"Dude, where's my car?"

raybec 4
07-17-2008, 03:15 PM
"Do you see me pulling liquor store hold ups with a Born To Lose tattoo on my chest?"

SPATCH
07-17-2008, 03:16 PM
"Do you see me pulling liquor store hold ups with a Born To Lose tattoo on my chest?"

dude where's my car?

Bowser
07-17-2008, 03:16 PM
"I feel like I'm Han Solo, you're Chewie, she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f*cked up bar."

Bowser
07-17-2008, 03:18 PM
"Dude, where's my car?"
SWEEEEEEET!!

OnTheWarpath58
07-17-2008, 03:29 PM
"I feel like I'm Han Solo, you're Chewie, she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that f*cked up bar."

Dogma.

vyper722
07-17-2008, 03:33 PM
"I am a golden God"
Almost Famous

OnTheWarpath58
07-17-2008, 03:34 PM
"What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody."

beavis
07-17-2008, 03:35 PM
"What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody."

The Usual Suspects

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 03:37 PM
Serpico

You got it.

This one is still out there: You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place.

Hint: Hell of an ensemble cast.

beavis
07-17-2008, 03:39 PM
You got it.

This one is still out there: You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place.

Hint: Hell of an ensemble cast.

Cannonball Run

kepp
07-17-2008, 03:39 PM
You got it.

This one is still out there: You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place.

Hint: Hell of an ensemble cast.

Could it be....Cannonball Run?

Bah!! Too Slow!

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 03:42 PM
Cannonball Run

Could it be....Cannonball Run?

Bah!! Too Slow!

:clap:

Give those men a Hal Needham stunt crew jacket.

Here's a favorite:

Think of them as fleas on a dog hit by a car driven by a drunken teenager whose girlfriend just gave him the clap. It will help your sense of perspective.

vailpass
07-17-2008, 03:46 PM
Classic:

"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it."

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 03:47 PM
UHH UHH GIVE IT TO ME, cum on my tits!

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 03:48 PM
Classic:

"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it."

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Great scene.

UHH UHH GIVE IT TO ME, cum on my tits!

The Delta Force?

SPATCH
07-17-2008, 03:49 PM
UHH UHH GIVE IT TO ME, cum on my tits!

back door sluts 9?

stumppy
07-17-2008, 03:49 PM
Classic:

"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it."


One flew over the cuckoos nest ?

cardken
07-17-2008, 03:51 PM
For years, I've lived
with the idea that I could be...



...the best in the game.



You're so good now!



I could've been better.



I could've broke
every record in the book.



And then?



"And then"?



When I walked down the street,
people would've said:



"There goes ____ _____, the best
there ever was in this game."



You know, I believe we have two lives.



How? What do you mean?



The life we learn with and
the life we live with after that.



With or without the records...



...they'll remember you.

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 03:52 PM
back door sluts 9?



no,

oh no! There's a negro in my mom!

vailpass
07-17-2008, 03:59 PM
"Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe."

OnTheWarpath58
07-17-2008, 04:08 PM
"Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe."

LMAO

Slap Shot.

Should have left off the bolded part, though I still would have gotten it...

vailpass
07-17-2008, 04:11 PM
LMAO

Slap Shot.

Should have left off the bolded part, though I still would have gotten it...

:)
Time to put on the tin foil.

Bowser
07-17-2008, 04:11 PM
C'mon, baby, come to papa! I'll kiss ya f*ckin' dalmatian!

vailpass
07-17-2008, 04:16 PM
C'mon, baby, come to papa! I'll kiss ya f*ckin' dalmatian!

ROFL

MTG#10
07-17-2008, 04:24 PM
Here's another one of my favorites. My favorites are usually more than one-liners so bare with me:

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and ****in' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the ****in' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure **** it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."

Portlantis
07-17-2008, 04:31 PM
Here's another one of my favorites. My favorites are usually more than one-liners so bare with me:

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and ****in' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the ****in' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure **** it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."

Good Will Hunting?

Portlantis
07-17-2008, 04:33 PM
What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

J Diddy
07-17-2008, 04:43 PM
For years, I've lived
with the idea that I could be...



...the best in the game.



You're so good now!



I could've been better.



I could've broke
every record in the book.



And then?



"And then"?



When I walked down the street,
people would've said:



"There goes ____ _____, the best
there ever was in this game."



You know, I believe we have two lives.



How? What do you mean?



The life we learn with and
the life we live with after that.



With or without the records...



...they'll remember you.
so easy

the natural

CoMoChief
07-17-2008, 04:59 PM
License and Registration................................CHICKEN ****ER!!!!!!!!!!!!......(BAWWWWWWKKKKK!!!!!!!!)

KCinNY
07-17-2008, 04:59 PM
DeGaulle?! He ain't even in this war!

chasedude
07-17-2008, 05:01 PM
What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

Boogie Nights

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 05:19 PM
DeGaulle?! He ain't even in this war!

Kelly's Heroes!

Buehler445
07-17-2008, 05:21 PM
"I can't go buy a pack of smokes without running into NINE GUYS you ****ed."

MTG#10
07-17-2008, 05:23 PM
"I can't go buy a pack of smokes without running into NINE GUYS you ****ed."
One of my all time favorites. I love Boondock Saints.

MTG#10
07-17-2008, 05:24 PM
Good Will Hunting?
But of course. :thumb:

vailpass
07-17-2008, 05:28 PM
An easy one but a funny one:

"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? ****ing Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."

L.A. Chieffan
07-17-2008, 05:45 PM
An easy one but a funny one:

"Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? ****ing Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right."

Reservoir Dogs.

How about this: "Pilar?"

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 05:54 PM
Conversation like television set on honeymoon: unnecessary.

Buehler445
07-17-2008, 06:03 PM
One of my all time favorites. I love Boondock Saints.

I just about posted Rocco's whole rant, but it would have been too much of a dead giveaway.

BigMeatballDave
07-17-2008, 06:14 PM
Imagine you're a deer, prancing along, you get thirsty. You put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water. BAM! A ****in' bullet rips off a part of your head. Brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I axe ya, would you give a **** what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you, was wearing?

KCTitus
07-17-2008, 06:18 PM
Imagine you're a deer, prancing along, you get thirsty. You put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water. BAM! A ****in' bullet rips off a part of your head. Brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I axe ya, would you give a **** what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you, was wearing?

My Cousin Vinny

KCTitus
07-17-2008, 06:35 PM
"So tell me, what's a beautiful woman like you doing with a malaka like this?"

"She's into malakas, Dino"

MTG#10
07-17-2008, 06:45 PM
"You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!"

TRR
07-17-2008, 07:25 PM
"So tell me, what's a beautiful woman like you doing with a malaka like this?"

"She's into malakas, Dino"


WEIRD SCIENCE!

Great flick...

rad
07-17-2008, 08:23 PM
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey f@gg@t balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!"

Fried Meat Ball!
07-17-2008, 08:31 PM
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey f@gg@t balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!"

Snatch. Wasn't getting sure until the last few lines.

beavis
07-17-2008, 08:40 PM
Someone should post one that isn't obvious. Seriously, who didn't know everyone of these?

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 08:41 PM
Every living thing follows along a set path. And if you could see your path or channel, then you could see into the future, right? Like err… that’s a form of time travel.

Third Eye
07-17-2008, 08:50 PM
oops, nvm.

Third Eye
07-17-2008, 08:50 PM
.

chasedude
07-17-2008, 09:28 PM
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey f@gg@t balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!"

Parkies', I ****in hate Parkies... love Guy Richie's style!

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 09:36 PM
Someone should post one that isn't obvious. Seriously, who didn't know everyone of these?

No one has answered these three of mine.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon: unnecessary.

Luther said I could learn some things from you. I already know how to drink.

Think of them as fleas on a dog hit by a car driven by a drunken teenager whose girlfriend just gave him the clap. It will help your sense of perspective.

smittysbar
07-17-2008, 10:13 PM
"YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICOOOO!"

Buehler445
07-17-2008, 10:15 PM
Your best?? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen.

smittysbar
07-17-2008, 10:47 PM
Your best?? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen.

The Rock

smittysbar
07-17-2008, 10:49 PM
No one has answered these three of mine.
the sting

Adept Havelock
07-17-2008, 11:03 PM
the sting

That's the Luther quote. :clap:

Still waiting for takers on the the other two.

Simply Red
07-17-2008, 11:29 PM
Heineken? **** that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

SPATCH
07-17-2008, 11:37 PM
but dicks, also f*ck assholes

DaneMcCloud
07-17-2008, 11:46 PM
Inspiration is for amateurs

blaise
07-18-2008, 06:15 AM
The Pabst one is from Blue Velvet.

"Riverside, mother****ers."

rad
07-18-2008, 07:07 AM
"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks."

Baby Lee
07-18-2008, 07:31 AM
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey f@gg@t balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!"

ROFL - recalling when I quoted this movie in response to someone's dumbassery on here and the guy thought I was talking to him directly.

Baby Lee
07-18-2008, 07:34 AM
Parkies', I ****in hate Parkies... love Guy Richie's style!

Is it parkies? I always thought it was pikies, like pikers. Makes sense though, with all the caravans and stuff.

My favorite was the 'gottatakkashite!!

rad
07-18-2008, 07:41 AM
I believe it is Pikies.

rad
07-18-2008, 07:42 AM
"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks."

Anyone take a crack at this?

Scaga
07-18-2008, 10:29 AM
"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks."


Baseketball ???

smittysbar
07-18-2008, 10:38 AM
"YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICOOOO!"
still out there, anyone?

irishjayhawk
07-18-2008, 11:08 AM
still out there, anyone?

Damn. I can picture the line. I can even mimic the voice inflexion but I can't remember the movie.

MTG#10
07-18-2008, 11:15 AM
still out there, anyone?
Super Troopers

irishjayhawk
07-18-2008, 11:16 AM
Super Troopers

:banghead:

BigOlChiefsfan
07-18-2008, 11:31 AM
Was you ever bit by a dead bee?

I didn't see this one answered. It's from To have and have not if my memory serves.

"I am Godzilla, You are Japan!"

SNAFU
07-18-2008, 11:38 AM
still out there, anyone?

Young Guns?

Adept Havelock
07-18-2008, 11:41 AM
These two are still in play:


Conversation like television set on honeymoon: unnecessary.


Think of them as fleas on a dog hit by a car driven by a drunken teenager whose girlfriend just gave him the clap. It will help your sense of perspective.

Buehler445
07-18-2008, 11:46 AM
These two are still in play:

****. I've heard the flea one I just can't remember.... GAH!

Ceej
07-18-2008, 11:51 AM
"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks."

Dude Where's My Car?

blaise
07-18-2008, 11:54 AM
The televsion set on honeymoon quote is Peter Sellers I think. Maybe the Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu

J Diddy
07-18-2008, 11:57 AM
These two are still in play:

osterman weekend

Adept Havelock
07-18-2008, 12:02 PM
osterman weekend

That's the "Fleas" quote. I wondered if anyone else remembered that flick. :clap:

That just leaves:

Conversation like television set on honeymoon: unnecessary.

The televsion set on honeymoon quote is Peter Sellers I think. Maybe the Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu

Close. Right actor, wrong film.

BigOlChiefsfan
07-18-2008, 04:17 PM
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

Baby Lee
07-18-2008, 04:43 PM
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

The Shootist



Baseball! A man stands alone at the plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team.

L.A. Chieffan
07-18-2008, 05:30 PM
"I like to dissect girls...did you know I'm utterly insane?"

rad
07-18-2008, 06:21 PM
Baseketball ???

Yes

Dude Where's My Car?

no

rad
07-18-2008, 06:22 PM
"I like to dissect girls...did you know I'm utterly insane?"

American Psycho....again

redgoldexpress
07-18-2008, 07:11 PM
Don't Hassle Me I'm Local

MYKCCHIEFS
07-18-2008, 07:32 PM
That's the "Fleas" quote. I wondered if anyone else remembered that flick. :clap:

That just leaves:





Close. Right actor, wrong film.

I don't remember which "Pink Panther" it was, but it was the one where him and his wife were at a ski resort and the diamond thief was in on it with the wife.

rad
07-18-2008, 07:49 PM
"this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns.. pissing.. into the bitch's ocular cavities............ This way to the cafeteria!"

Count Zarth
07-18-2008, 08:43 PM
The Rock?

Adept Havelock
07-18-2008, 09:43 PM
I don't remember which "Pink Panther" it was, but it was the one where him and his wife were at a ski resort and the diamond thief was in on it with the wife.

Nope. It was not a Pink Panther film.

Adept Havelock
07-18-2008, 09:43 PM
"this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns.. pissing.. into the bitch's ocular cavities............ This way to the cafeteria!"

So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Simply Red
07-18-2008, 10:34 PM
"They either don't know, don't show, or just don't care about what goes on in da hood."

BIG K
07-19-2008, 12:36 AM
"The last of the v-8 Interceptors, would have been a shame to blow it up"

Saggysack
07-19-2008, 01:36 AM
Look what we got us here brothers.... MEXICANS!!!

I want your mother****in' Daytons and your mother****in' stereo. And I'll take a double burger with cheese.

Buehler445
07-19-2008, 06:52 AM
So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Seriously? What part is that from? I need to catch that movie again soon. It is good for a laugh.