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Hog Farmer
07-17-2008, 02:04 PM
Got this E-mail the other day. Sounds good to me!

Mark your calendars for next saturday.

As you may know it is a sin for any muslim male to see any woman naked other than his wife.

He must commit suicide if he does!

So next Saturday at 4 pm it is asked that every woman in the United States walk out of their house completely naked to weed out any neighbor hood terrorist. Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in front of their houses with lawnchairs to prove they are not muslim and to demonstrate they think its OK to see naked women.

Since Islam does not approve of alcohol you must have a cold 6 pack at you side and consume the alcohol.

The American government appreciates your effort.

StcChief
07-17-2008, 02:10 PM
sold, Cigars allowed too. how about Cat calling.

chasedude
07-17-2008, 02:31 PM
Makes me proud to be American! I'm in and will have 6 pack ready! :thumb:

SPATCH
07-17-2008, 02:32 PM
our founding father's would be proud

Pestilence
07-17-2008, 02:32 PM
Shouldn't there be something about eating pork in there? Don't Islamic people not eat pork?

Demonpenz
07-17-2008, 02:36 PM
hurray racism

Stewie
07-17-2008, 02:41 PM
Shouldn't there be something about eating pork in there? Don't Islamic people not eat pork?


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chasedude
07-17-2008, 02:45 PM
Shouldn't there be something about eating pork in there? Don't Islamic people not eat pork?

That and make sure you have your "unclean" dog sitting next to you.

Pablo
07-17-2008, 02:45 PM
hurray racismIt's worked for 200+ years. Why switch things up now?

Pablo
07-17-2008, 02:46 PM
Got it. Grab a sixer of Natty, my NASCAR lawn chair, round up the huntin' dogs, and head out front and grill hot dogs. Ought to be a good time.

Sure-Oz
07-17-2008, 02:48 PM
I better not leave the house, this is my y2k

Pablo
07-17-2008, 02:50 PM
I better not leave the house, this is my y2kCorrect.

If you're in the market for a nuclear-holocaust shelter, I think I can hook you up.

StcChief
07-17-2008, 02:52 PM
Got it. Grab a sixer of Natty, my NASCAR lawn chair, round up the huntin' dogs, and head out front and grill hot dogs. Ought to be a good time.none of the new Euro Natty
go with home grown Micros.

and we need some pig's blood just in case.

Pablo
07-17-2008, 02:53 PM
none of the new Euro Natty
go with home grown Micros.

and we need some pig's blood just in case.This is true.

PBR it is. They have to be American made and owned still, right?

Sure-Oz
07-17-2008, 02:53 PM
Correct.

If you're in the market for a nuclear-holocaust shelter, I think I can hook you up.

hell yes:ROFL

unlurking
07-17-2008, 05:14 PM
This is true.

PBR it is. They have to be American made and owned still, right?
Wow, I didn't know anyone with a full time job bought such cheap swill?! You break out the Mad Dog when your trying to impress?

:p

damaticous
07-17-2008, 06:27 PM
although this would be cool (as long as you have hot chick neighbors) not all terrorists are Muslim and not all Muslims are terrorists.

Hydrae
07-17-2008, 07:17 PM
although this would be cool (as long as you have hot chick neighbors) not all terrorists are Muslim and not all Muslims are terrorists.

Hush. We are planning on having a barbeque, drink beer and ogle naked women walking past the front door. Don't ruin it with reality, logic or facts!