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***SPRAYER
07-18-2008, 12:09 PM
ROFL

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=92592545

DaKCMan AP
07-18-2008, 12:21 PM
Irony is John McCain addressing the NAACP and talking about what a great man Martin Luther King Jr. was and how he was a hero despite the fact that he repeatedly opposed and fought against a MLK holiday.

***SPRAYER
07-18-2008, 12:29 PM
Irony is John McCain addressing the NAACP and talking about what a great man Martin Luther King Jr. was and how he was a hero despite the fact that he repeatedly opposed and fought against a MLK holiday.

Thanks, Debbie Downer.

:Bartee:

I was trying to get some cheap laughs off of fat asses and you ruined it.

DaKCMan AP
07-18-2008, 12:46 PM
Thanks, Debbie Downer.

:Bartee:

I was trying to get some cheap laughs off of fat asses and you ruined it.

You're welcome.

***SPRAYER
07-18-2008, 12:49 PM
You're welcome.

Geez, who put the sand in your jar of vaseline.

Fish
07-18-2008, 01:03 PM
Those fatties could survive for a month or so without food.

"I can't find a job", "I have no car".... boo ****ing hoo... there's a place to work within walking distance if you weren't too fat and lazy to consider it. It's what people did before everyone had a damn car.

Something tells me they will be on guhbment assistance as long as they can milk it...

***SPRAYER
07-18-2008, 01:12 PM
Those fatties could survive for a month or so without food.

"I can't find a job", "I have no car".... boo ****ing hoo... there's a place to work within walking distance if you weren't too fat and lazy to consider it. It's what people did before everyone had a damn car.

Something tells me they will be on guhbment assistance as long as they can milk it...

What burns me up is when somebody pulls their car into a handicapped parking zone, and a big fat pile of shit gets out of the car.

Since when is being overweight get you a handicapped parking license plate!

:cuss:

sedated
07-18-2008, 01:12 PM
they probably got hungry and ate their car.

kepp
07-18-2008, 01:14 PM
Geez, who put the sand in your jar of vaseline.

John McCain, apparently.

Braincase
07-18-2008, 01:19 PM
Damn. They oughta be walkin'. Sure as hell aren't starvin'.

Pestilence
07-18-2008, 04:29 PM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/nunez540.jpg

CrazyPhuD
07-18-2008, 04:38 PM
One word....Hibernation....three months later you'll wake up 100lbs lighter and can use the three months of food money to buy a bus pass.

kstater
07-18-2008, 05:18 PM
"Nunez, 40, has never worked and has no high school degree. She says a car accident 17 years ago left her depressed and disabled, incapable of getting a job."

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BigChiefFan
07-18-2008, 05:22 PM
I'm glad to see our tax dollars bringing in huge returns.

Rain Man
07-18-2008, 06:26 PM
I see a potential flaw in the proposed plan for her to have a child.

kstater
07-18-2008, 06:33 PM
So since when is being too fat to work a disability that ensures you a government check?

kstater
07-18-2008, 06:34 PM
And how big do I have to get to get my free cheese?

"Bob" Dobbs
07-18-2008, 06:36 PM
So since when is being too fat to work a disability that ensures you a government check?
Great. I'm sure taxpayer money will go to buy the bag of flour to roll her in.

kstater
07-18-2008, 06:37 PM
I'm just saying, I'm 5-8 150, if I try hard enough, I can get some money right?

El Jefe
07-18-2008, 09:04 PM
they probably got hungry and ate their car.

:LOL: