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Braincase
07-18-2008, 04:38 PM
All the good movies in town, and I get stuck going out on Friday night to go see "Mama Mia!" with the wife.

Shoot me now.

ChiefsFire
07-18-2008, 04:41 PM
Leave your mancard at the door.

KcMizzou
07-18-2008, 04:42 PM
Maybe you can lose her in the crowd, see The Dark Knight, and meet up at the car afterward.

Fish
07-18-2008, 04:43 PM
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Pot helps......

blueballs
07-18-2008, 04:46 PM
you'll have the only sausage
at the clam bake
half way to 3 some city

Braincase
07-18-2008, 04:50 PM
Maybe you can lose her in the crowd, see The Dark Knight, and meet up at the car afterward.

It's Mama Mia dumbass. What f***ing crowd?

RJ
07-18-2008, 04:50 PM
you'll have the only sausage
at the clam bake
half way to 3 some city



Good point, especially if there's a part where he can fake some tears.

BigChiefFan
07-18-2008, 04:52 PM
Oh, the things we do for love. LOL.

ChiefsFire
07-18-2008, 04:53 PM
She better put out when you get home.

Braincase
07-18-2008, 04:53 PM
you'll have the only sausage
at the clam bake
half way to 3 some city

Great.... me, my wife and a lesbian.

Braincase
07-18-2008, 04:54 PM
She better put out when you get home.

Loretta better be feelin' tender. ( /Cleveland off)

blueballs
07-18-2008, 04:55 PM
midnight_feltcher would be all over that shit

Braincase
07-18-2008, 05:01 PM
midnight_feltcher would be all over that shit

He's big into anal, I hear. At least that's what he said at the D&D meetup last Friday night.

MV: Check out these pictures of me and these hot chicks.
DM: Yeah?
MV: They love a little frottage, then I lube 'em up and it's cornhole city?
DM: You gonna call in live from Fantasy Island, Tattoo or are you gonna roll?
MV: I wanna play a cleric/monk/druid... put my bonus rolls on Wisdom & Dex...

Buehler445
07-18-2008, 05:02 PM
It's Mama Mia dumbass. What f***ing crowd?

ROFL.

Feel for you dude. Really dude. I got a friend whom I don't think is gay, but could pass as one really easily that I send the wife to ghey movies with.

Rain Man
07-18-2008, 05:19 PM
Great.... me, my wife and a lesbian.

Oh. That reminds me. I need to update my Christmas list.

CoMoChief
07-18-2008, 05:20 PM
Well we all know who wheres the pants in the house.

You simply tell your wife that The Dark Knight is hyped the be the year's best movie and that you don't want to see some shitty flick.

Women usually don't understand this which is why God invented the HAND TO TE FACE!!!!!

Ari Chi3fs
07-18-2008, 05:22 PM
It's Mama Mia dumbass. What f***ing crowd?

Thats the funniest shit i have read all day.

ChiefsFire
07-18-2008, 06:25 PM
That song is stuck in my head now.......aaaaaaaaghhh

Halfcan
07-18-2008, 06:37 PM
Doing 14 hour days right now-I could use a drink-several that is.

StcChief
07-18-2008, 06:39 PM
no wonder.... Mama Mia may not be worth a rental...... but yes dear.

kstater
07-18-2008, 06:40 PM
Doing 14 hour days right now-I could use a drink-several that is.

Summer heat brings me 13 hour days. This is the first warm evening where it has taken a while to cool down. Enjoying a nice Martini(or 2 or 3).

Skip Towne
07-18-2008, 06:42 PM
Summer heat brings me 13 hour days. This is the first warm evening where it has taken a while to cool down. Enjoying a nice Martini(or 2 or 3).

What is it you do?

StcChief
07-18-2008, 06:43 PM
Summer heat brings me 13 hour days. This is the first warm evening where it has taken a while to cool down. Enjoying a nice Martini(or 2 or 3).
had my power hour One biggy.... enough Beer is the answer Good Ales.

kstater
07-18-2008, 06:44 PM
What is it you do?

Stripper, hot ladies are horny ladies.

Huffman83
07-18-2008, 06:54 PM
Godspeed sir!!!

Joie
07-18-2008, 07:46 PM
I don't even want to see Momma Mia.....and I'm a chick!!

KCrockaholic
07-18-2008, 09:00 PM
F'n Mamma Mia needs to die!!!! just because of this thread, that damn song wont leave my head!!!

Braincase
07-19-2008, 05:54 AM
OK, I survived. I'm not big into musicals, but as a guy who had the hots for the redhead (Annafrid) from ABBA as a kid in junior high (always have had a thing for redheads), I got through it. Yeah, it's high in the estrogen count, but if you can get past that, it's a pretty funny musical.

Meryl Streep is going to land another Oscar. Her pipes are pretty damned good. The casting of Christine Baranski and Julie Walters (Ronald Weasley's mum) as her best friends was pretty good.

Whoever decided to let Pierce Brosnan sing ought to be shot.

Oh, and the young lady that plays Sofie - nice rack!

kstater
07-19-2008, 05:55 AM
Did you convince any chicks to come home with you and your wife?

Braincase
07-19-2008, 06:05 AM
Did you convince any chicks to come home with you and your wife?

Had 'em lined up, but there was only room on my motorcycle for my wife and I.