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kstater
07-19-2008, 07:31 PM
Something about Gazpacho soup for lunch, milk and cookies this afternoon, and steak and baked potato for dinner didn't mix. Sad thing is that I "wasted" a $10 steak I cooked. First non-alcohol related puking in more than 15 years.

JuicesFlowing
07-19-2008, 07:35 PM
Sorry about that. Non-alcohol related puking is always the worst, because you never expect it. My last non-alcohol puke was October 3, 1993. George Brett's last game. Bad salad bar at Shoney's after the game.

Baconeater
07-19-2008, 07:36 PM
Isn't Gazpacho pretty much puke to begin with?

milkman
07-19-2008, 07:37 PM
Woo Hoo!

Thata's great news!

Fish
07-19-2008, 07:37 PM
Isn't Gazpacho pretty much puke to begin with?

That's what I was thinking..... scoop it up and take it back for a refund...

kstater
07-19-2008, 07:38 PM
Isn't Gazpacho pretty much puke to begin with?

Funny thing there. I'd never had it, never heard of it until Halfcan's restaurant thread. Decided to make it for lunch. Yeah, don't think I'll try it again. It was good at the time though.

JuicesFlowing
07-19-2008, 07:44 PM
Gazpacho sounds like south american mafia.

88TG88
07-19-2008, 07:45 PM
Milk probably went bad, or maybe you didn't wash your hands.

Count Zarth
07-19-2008, 07:46 PM
I puked on the way home from the gym the other day for the first time in years. It hurt real bad. Fortunately it was just milk and puffins. I was surprised the assholes arguing at the top of their lungs in the yard next to me didn't come over and say something.

kstater
07-19-2008, 07:46 PM
Milk probably went bad, or maybe you didn't wash your hands.

Nein and no

Skip Towne
07-19-2008, 07:51 PM
Nein and no

Were you watching old tapes of KU-KSU basketball games?

Fish
07-19-2008, 08:02 PM
I puked on the way home from the gym the other day for the first time in years. It hurt real bad. Fortunately it was just milk and puffins. I was surprised the assholes arguing at the top of their lungs in the yard next to me didn't come over and say something.

Puffins? Like the little penguin looking birds?

Dude, that may be the explanation....

Rain Man
07-19-2008, 08:05 PM
Why would someone eat a puffin? I would think they'd be really fatty.


And kstater, get help for your bulimia problem. Seriously.

Count Zarth
07-19-2008, 08:48 PM
It's a cereal.

Buehler445
07-19-2008, 11:49 PM
Sorry to hear that Kstater. I hate puking with a freaking passion. It hurts somethin' fierce.

Frazod
07-20-2008, 12:02 AM
I don't puke often, but when I do it's bad. I puke through my nose as well. Don't know if that's normal or not, but it sure sucks. Puked up spaghetti once through my nose. That was gross. Hurt, too. Ick. :spock:

88TG88
07-20-2008, 01:01 AM
I don't puke often, but when I do it's bad. I puke through my nose as well. Don't know if that's normal or not, but it sure sucks. Puked up spaghetti once through my nose. That was gross. Hurt, too. Ick. :spock:

Whoa, thats definitely not normal.

Ari Chi3fs
07-20-2008, 01:05 AM
wow. this is the best thread EVAR!1111

Pablo
07-20-2008, 01:17 AM
I don't puke often, but when I do it's bad. I puke through my nose as well. Don't know if that's normal or not, but it sure sucks. Puked up spaghetti once through my nose. That was gross. Hurt, too. Ick. :spock:I do that as well. I got absolutely blitzed last weekend and threw up bits of hamburger, macaroni salad, Miller Lite, and Southern Comfort through my mouth and nose.

Baconeater
07-20-2008, 01:18 AM
Now I think I'm gonna puke...

Pablo
07-20-2008, 01:20 AM
Now I think I'm gonna puke...Haha..you know you're not doing so hot when you're pulling red peppers and celery covered in puke mayo out of your nose.

milkman
07-20-2008, 05:24 AM
Sorry to hear that Kstater. I hate puking with a freaking passion. It hurts somethin' fierce.

Stop puking with passion.

Rausch
07-20-2008, 05:52 AM
Steak n' Taters fail?...

Bill Parcells
07-20-2008, 06:41 AM
The last time I puked was January 2006 in the Dominican Republic. I was staying at a resort in Juan Dolio which is about an hour from the capitol Santa Domingo. me and a bunch of friends stayed one night at La Jaragua for the Super Bowl and planned on going back to the resort the next day. well, I don't know what I ate that night but it ****ed me up the next day.

I spent the entire 1 hour ride feeling like shit and drinking water, we finally get close to the hotel and this dipshit driver decides to take a short cut and go over 10 speed bumps. as soon as we get to the hotel there are like 30 people out front waiting to go golfing and other activities. I run through the lobby and puked right on the lobby floor, then I ran to the bathroom and puked on the bathroom floor. when I finally got to the toilet I was empty. my friend gave me some kind of antibiotic super pill and I felt great in 2 hours.

That place had a skull and crossbones on the mirror saying don't drink the water. I ain't never seen that in Mexico.