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SPATCH
07-20-2008, 10:21 PM
could be ty pennington...

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/22/22/0000032222_20061026040055.jpg

Douche Baggins
07-20-2008, 10:24 PM
http://www.djluissosa.com/uploaded_images/littleRichard260-743869.jpg

Little Richard.

Dunit35
07-20-2008, 10:25 PM
Is he even straight?...Ty that is.

SPATCH
07-20-2008, 10:35 PM
Is he even straight?...Ty that is.

i haven't heard anything to the contrary... can't say that i would be in the least bit surprised if i heard otherwise, though.... cause, i mean.... damn

AZORChiefFan
07-20-2008, 10:41 PM
My friend Robden - Gayest straight dude I've ever met.

SPATCH
07-20-2008, 10:50 PM
dane cook

http://obscuresportsquarterly.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/cookdane.jpg

Douche Baggins
07-20-2008, 10:51 PM
There is no way that guy is gay. Not even a little bit. Chicks' tongues hang out of their mouth and hit the floor when that guy is doing his thing.

ClevelandBronco
07-20-2008, 10:53 PM
There is no way that guy is gay. Not even a little bit. Chicks' tongues hang out of their mouth and hit the floor when that guy is doing his thing.

That's not really the measure.

Douche Baggins
07-20-2008, 10:55 PM
That's not really the measure.

What greater measure could there be? He's like catnip to females. If he was giving off the gay vibe, would their hormones really be raging at 200 mph?

ClevelandBronco
07-20-2008, 10:57 PM
What greater measure could there be? He's like catnip to females. If he was giving off the gay vibe, would their hormones really be raging at 200 mph?

Happens all the time.

Smed1065
07-20-2008, 10:57 PM
Athanclay!

SPATCH
07-20-2008, 10:57 PM
What greater measure could there be? He's like catnip to females. If he was giving off the gay vibe, would their hormones really be raging at 200 mph?

rock hudson... google it

ClevelandBronco
07-20-2008, 10:59 PM
rock hudson... google it

Jim Nabors.

(Okay, don't google it.)

Douche Baggins
07-20-2008, 11:00 PM
Happens all the time.


Really? I know chicks get attached to gay guys, but are we talking anything beyond token attraction?

Is there a gay guy on the planet that can really get a woman worked into a primal frenzy just by walking around?

rock hudson... google it

You may have a point, though I don't know the specifics.

SPATCH
07-20-2008, 11:03 PM
Really? I know chicks get attached to gay guys, but are we talking anything beyond token attraction?

Is there a gay guy on the planet that can really get a woman worked into a primal frenzy just by walking around?

did you just think better of using a dupe to join your side??? :D

"Bob" Dobbs
07-20-2008, 11:05 PM
What greater measure could there be? He's like catnip to females. If he was giving off the gay vibe, would their hormones really be raging at 200 mph?
See: Clay Aiken.

Douche Baggins
07-20-2008, 11:07 PM
did you just think better of using a dupe to join your side??? :D

Nah, accidental post. My IE tab option is logged into an old account.

SPATCH
07-20-2008, 11:08 PM
See: Clay Aiken.

females are not attracted to clay aiken....

he is clearly gay by the way... flaming gay

SPATCH
07-20-2008, 11:09 PM
Nah, accidental post. My IE tab option is logged into an old account.

wow. i have no idea what that means LMAO

i was just kidding, anyway

"Bob" Dobbs
07-20-2008, 11:09 PM
females are not attracted to clay aiken....

he is clearly gay by the way... flaming gayOh I realize he's gay... but there were a BUNCH of women that dug him.

Portlantis
07-20-2008, 11:15 PM
Game... blouses.

http://modculture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/01/prince.jpg

ClevelandBronco
07-20-2008, 11:15 PM
We're getting off track. We're talking about guys who are (were) actually gay. That's not supposed to be the point. We're supposed to be talking about straight guys that are gay.

Luke Wilson, then.

ClevelandBronco
07-20-2008, 11:16 PM
Game... blouses.

http://modculture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/01/prince.jpg

Good call.

ClevelandBronco
07-20-2008, 11:18 PM
Also, Terrell Owens.

I mean Jeff Garcia.

SPATCH
07-20-2008, 11:20 PM
Game... blouses.

http://modculture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/01/prince.jpg

ROFLROFLROFL i, admittedly, am a pretty big prince fan... and his super bowl halftime show was the best i can remember imo... but he is mad bisexual :)

SPATCH
07-20-2008, 11:22 PM
Jeff Garcia.

yeah, he improved his lisp and started dating that playboy model... but c'mon... who the hell is he kidding?

ClevelandBronco
07-20-2008, 11:24 PM
yeah, he improved his lisp and started dating that playboy model... but c'mon... who the hell is he kidding?

His mom.

BWillie
07-20-2008, 11:27 PM
What greater measure could there be? He's like catnip to females. If he was giving off the gay vibe, would their hormones really be raging at 200 mph?

What planet have you been on? The hag fag would love to turn a gay guy straight. It's one of their most deepest desires because it would truly make them feel special or something. I'm not sure, but I know tons of chicks would love to jump many gays bones. You are right, it doesn't make sense, but thats the way it is

Portlantis
07-20-2008, 11:34 PM
ROFLROFLROFL i, admittedly, am a pretty big prince fan... and his super bowl halftime show was the best i can remember imo... but he is mad bisexual :)

Oh, I am too. I think 1999 and Purple Rain are both brilliant albums. But he is flamboyant, to say the least.

KCCHIEFS27
07-20-2008, 11:56 PM
The guy that pops into my head immediately was....RYAN SEACREST.

ClevelandBronco
07-21-2008, 12:02 AM
R. Lee Ermey.

I know there's no way on earth he's gay, but if he turns out to be, I win this thing hands down.

Tribal Warfare
07-21-2008, 01:56 AM
http://www.elsiglodetorreon.com.mx/media/i/2007/09/27323.jpeg


Oscar De la Hoya

pr_capone
07-21-2008, 02:18 AM
Kevin Spacey

Amnorix
07-21-2008, 06:12 AM
There is no way that guy is gay. Not even a little bit. Chicks' tongues hang out of their mouth and hit the floor when that guy is doing his thing.


Cuz that never happens otherwise? Are you kidding? You haven't heard the phrase "why are all the good ones taken or gay?"

Amnorix
07-21-2008, 06:17 AM
rock hudson... google it


Lilttle known, but Cary Grant was most likely bi. The rumors swirl, but when both of your first two wives accuse you of it, you gotta think there's some fire in that kitchen.

Amnorix
07-21-2008, 06:21 AM
yeah, he improved his lisp and started dating that playboy model... but c'mon... who the hell is he kidding?


mmmm....Carmen DeCesare. Seems like a nutcake, but a hot one.

alanm
07-21-2008, 06:52 AM
R. Lee Ermey.

I know there's no way on earth he's gay, but if he turns out to be, I win this thing hands down.
NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!!

Rausch
07-21-2008, 06:54 AM
R. Lee Ermey.

I know there's no way on earth he's gay, but if he turns out to be, I win this thing hands down.

"What you win is some soap in a quickly moving sock, SCUMBAG! You are either an afterbirth raised as a real boy or an afterthought some boy couldn't believe was real! Thank the baby Jesus for crack or your mother might have somehow found the motivation or the sperm donor so she could afford to smash and suck you out of this life before you began it!

Now, NUMBNUTS! CHOKE YOURSELF!"

http://www.earlham.edu/~efs/jacket3.jpg

alanm
07-21-2008, 07:01 AM
"What you win is some soap in a quickly moving sock, SCUMBAG! You are either an afterbirth raised as a real boy or an afterthought some boy couldn't believe was real! Thank the baby Jesus for crack or your mother might have somehow found the motivation or the sperm donor so she could afford to smash and suck you out of this life before you began it!

Now, NUMBNUTS! CHOKE YOURSELF!"

http://www.earlham.edu/%7Eefs/jacket3.jpg
I didn't have the time to come up with one of his rants. ROFLROFL

Deberg_1990
07-21-2008, 07:05 AM
Toby Maguire. I Win

chop
07-21-2008, 07:12 AM
There is no way that guy is gay. Not even a little bit. Chicks' tongues hang out of their mouth and hit the floor when that guy is doing his thing.

George Michael must have been before your time.

Rausch
07-21-2008, 07:12 AM
I didn't have the time to come up with one of his rants. ROFLROFL

You know how JD on SCRUBS always has this inner monologue thing?

R. Lee narrates mine...

Rausch
07-21-2008, 07:13 AM
George Michael must have been before your time.

Rickey Martin?

Rick Springfield?

David Bowe?

Baby Lee
07-21-2008, 08:01 AM
http://www.elsiglodetorreon.com.mx/media/i/2007/09/27323.jpeg


Oscar De la Hoya

That actually ended up being debunked. Someone on the intertubes, there's the source material, some Russian chick's body, where they put De la Hoya's head on it.

gblowfish
07-21-2008, 08:39 AM
Nominees Named Tom:
Tom Cruise
Tom Selleck
Tom Hanks

Fat Elvis
07-21-2008, 09:03 AM
You know how JD on SCRUBS always has this inner monologue thing?

R. Lee narrates mine...

ROFL

thurman merman
07-21-2008, 09:06 AM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/riversface.jpg

RNR
07-21-2008, 09:18 AM
Nascar driver Michael Waltrip

SPATCH
07-21-2008, 10:02 AM
Nominees Named Tom:
Tom Cruise
Tom Selleck
Tom Hanks

gay......................... gay and nuts

http://newsbusters.org/static/2007/06/2007-06-26TomCruise.jpg

RJ
07-21-2008, 10:42 AM
George Michael must have been before your time.



Not to mention Freddie Mercury. Back in the 70's his posters graced the walls of teenage girl's bedrooms everywhere. Little did they know.....

Jewish Rabbi
07-21-2008, 10:45 AM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/riversface.jpg

LMAO

Consistent1
07-21-2008, 10:49 AM
Robin Williams. I think that is a pretty good one. He always has seemed just slighty off to me.

blueballs
07-21-2008, 10:49 AM
isn't 90% of hollywood questionable

MTG#10
07-21-2008, 10:52 AM
The guy that pops into my head immediately was....RYAN SEACREST.
Same here.

Tribal Warfare
07-21-2008, 03:58 PM
That actually ended up being debunked. Someone on the intertubes, there's the source material, some Russian chick's body, where they put De la Hoya's head on it.



that's one manly flat chested woman.

'Hamas' Jenkins
07-21-2008, 04:38 PM
Ryan Seacrest is unquestionably gay, he's out of the equation.

My vote goes to any one of the 2 million guidos in the greater New Jersey area. Probably the one area on earth I'm in favor of using chemical weapons on.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/JoeyPorsche-758042.jpg

SPATCH
07-21-2008, 04:51 PM
guidos have taken looking gay to a completely new level...

IF YOU'RE NOT LIFTING, YOU'RE DANCING-- that's guido code

Tribal Warfare
07-21-2008, 04:52 PM
guidos have taken looking gay to a completely new level...

IF YOU'RE NOT LIFTING, YOU'RE FIST PUMPING-- that's guido code

FYP

Demonpenz
07-21-2008, 04:54 PM
R lee emrey isn't that much of a stretch since he did make out with jack black in Saving silverman

Pablo
07-21-2008, 05:00 PM
Guidos making the kissy-face that every girl, ages 14-30 does nowadays.

"Photo time"

"Hey dudes, what's gonna be our pose this time?"

"Maybe we could flex our bi's..or maybe give em the people's eyebrow..."

"Nah, that's way too queer..."

Douche Baggins
07-21-2008, 05:12 PM
Those guidos rake in mad poon.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-21-2008, 06:21 PM
Only if they buy a motorcycle.

Simply Red
07-21-2008, 07:51 PM
your mom.

rad
07-21-2008, 08:27 PM
Richard Simmons?

Or is he gay? I don't pay attention.

SPATCH
07-21-2008, 09:13 PM
http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bret_michaels_rock_of_lovev.jpg

Simply Red
07-21-2008, 09:18 PM
http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bret_michaels_rock_of_lovev.jpg

very ghey.

Douche Baggins
07-21-2008, 09:22 PM
It's just the Mecca hair.

TinyEvel
07-22-2008, 12:19 AM
http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bret_michaels_rock_of_lovev.jpg

He looks like a 45 year old woman from Plano or Coastal Orange County.

rad
07-22-2008, 12:22 AM
That's a dude?

Rausch
07-25-2008, 12:02 PM
very ghey.

2 pt deduction.

Dude commenting goes to a "stylist."

Goapics1
07-25-2008, 12:11 PM
http://www.elsiglodetorreon.com.mx/media/i/2007/09/27323.jpeg


Oscar De la Hoya

That is very disturbing is so many ways...............................

Rausch
07-25-2008, 12:13 PM
That is very disturbing is so many ways...............................

Were he truly female it might explain his recent streak of underachievement in the ring...

Simply Red
07-25-2008, 12:15 PM
2 pt deduction.

Dude commenting goes to a "stylist."

screw you.:#:clap:o:-)

FAX
07-25-2008, 12:18 PM
I'm going with Porky Pig.

It seemed like, every time you turned around, that confused little bastard was overcompensating for his suppressed sexual orientation.

FAX

Rausch
07-25-2008, 12:19 PM
screw you.:#:clap:o:-)

Warning: mein sort term memory is like mein pecker but the long term memory, well, that's like my liver...:)

Rausch
07-25-2008, 12:21 PM
I'm going with Porky Pig.

It seemed like, every time you turned around, that confused little bastard was overcompensating for his suppressed sexual orientation.

FAX

Clearly the ambiguously gay animated character winner...

DJJasonp
07-25-2008, 12:49 PM
I present....Misterjaw and his friend....

FAX
07-25-2008, 12:52 PM
Was Misterjaw constantly poking his gun down somebody's rabbit hole?

I think not.

FAX

Iowanian
07-25-2008, 01:03 PM
On the Planet, its definitely Mcan.

kotter will call him out someday.

munkey
07-25-2008, 01:59 PM
On the Planet, its definitely Mcan.

kotter will call him out someday.

:hmmm:

gblowfish
07-25-2008, 02:35 PM
I'm going with Porky Pig.

It seemed like, every time you turned around, that confused little bastard was overcompensating for his suppressed sexual orientation.

FAX

If we're talking about Gay cartoon characters, I'll take Barney the Dinosaur or Snagglepuss as my choices.