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blueballs
07-22-2008, 12:22 AM
What is it's place

DaFace
07-22-2008, 12:25 AM
Ahhh...so THIS is why you had your thread starting privs revoked. :hmmm:

Count Alex's Losses
07-22-2008, 12:27 AM
We already have an in-depth thread on this subject:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=120467&highlight=assholes

Rain Man
07-22-2008, 12:29 AM
In the back.

ClevelandBronco
07-22-2008, 12:30 AM
We already have an in-depth thread...

And that's why he's a professional writer and we're not.

Baconeater
07-22-2008, 12:30 AM
You could have been raped
in da butt

blueballs
07-22-2008, 12:34 AM
nobody has had a mind blowing orgasm
and with much astonishment
lets out a window shattering fart

KcMizzou
07-22-2008, 12:38 AM
Ahhh...so THIS is why you had your thread starting privs revoked. :hmmm:It all makes sense now, doesn't it.

Phobia
07-22-2008, 12:58 AM
I don't think the thread is all that bad, especially for this place. This thread certainly separates the meek from the outspoken.

Since I'm one of the outspoken.... I don't mind a little buttplay. I don't care for an examination, if you know what I'm saying. But buttplay isn't OoB.

Rain Man
07-22-2008, 01:02 AM
Hey, DaFace, I won't discuss my thoughts on this thread if you'll agree to not discuss your thoughts. Deal?

CrazyPhuD
07-22-2008, 01:16 AM
The male anus was designed for one purpose during sex.....

The Cleveland Steamer.

ClevelandBronco
07-22-2008, 01:20 AM
Forget the Cleveland Steamer.

Invite a horse to spend an evening with you and your special lady, and get him to do the Steamer.

We'll have to come up with a name for it though...

SPATCH
07-22-2008, 01:25 AM
Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.

Nightfyre
07-22-2008, 03:39 AM
Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Andy Stitzer: Mooj, just please stop.

40-year old virgin was excellent.

StcChief
07-22-2008, 07:32 AM
Forget the Cleveland Steamer.

Invite a horse to spend an evening with you and your special lady, and get him to do the Steamer.

We'll have to come up with a name for it though...
adonkeys steamer

Skip Towne
07-22-2008, 08:38 AM
I think it is a pretty nasty crack and should be wiped out.

DaFace
07-22-2008, 08:46 AM
Hey, DaFace, I won't discuss my thoughts on this thread if you'll agree to not discuss your thoughts. Deal?

Heh...sounds like a fair deal to me. :eek:

Frazod
07-22-2008, 09:08 AM
You certainly picked the appropriate prefix for a thread about assholes.

RedNeckRaider
07-22-2008, 09:28 AM
Eat some green chili extra hot, guzzle a bottle of Exlax (sp) if you do not know what your butthole is for you will soon after doing the above.

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
07-22-2008, 09:35 AM
The Claythan

Forget the Cleveland Steamer.

Invite a horse to spend an evening with you and your special lady, and get him to do the Steamer.

We'll have to come up with a name for it though...

gblowfish
07-22-2008, 09:37 AM
Eat some green chili extra hot, guzzle a bottle of Exlax (sp) if you do not know what your butthole is for you will soon after doing the above.I predict this experiment will lead to a nasty condition called "Hershey Squirts" which, in turn, leads to the unfortunate malady known as "Tangy Asshole."

ChiTown
07-22-2008, 09:38 AM
Hey, DaFace, I won't discuss my thoughts on this thread if you'll agree to not discuss your thoughts. Deal?

ROFL

RedNeckRaider
07-22-2008, 09:40 AM
I predict this experiment will lead to a nasty condition called "Hershey Squirts" which, in turn, leads to the unfortunate malady known as "Tangy Asshole."

Thats as wrong as two boys f**king :)

R&GHomer
07-22-2008, 10:26 AM
:Scanlon:

rad
07-22-2008, 12:25 PM
Forget the Cleveland Steamer.

Invite a horse to spend an evening with you and your special lady, and get him to do the Steamer.

We'll have to come up with a name for it though...


Hahaha...how 'bout the Cleveland Bronco?

rad
07-22-2008, 12:26 PM
adonkeys steamer

Mine's better

ClevelandBronco
07-22-2008, 10:26 PM
Hahaha...how 'bout the Cleveland Bronco?

That's what I was looking for.

blueballs
07-23-2008, 10:00 AM
It's gold Jerry
comedy gold

Deberg_1990
07-23-2008, 10:03 AM
I don't think the thread is all that bad, especially for this place. This thread certainly separates the meek from the outspoken.

Since I'm one of the outspoken.... I don't mind a little buttplay. I don't care for an examination, if you know what I'm saying. But buttplay isn't OoB.

God, why do i click on this crap??? TMI!!!!

blueballs
08-10-2008, 06:57 PM
Nebraska

Count Alex's Losses
08-10-2008, 06:58 PM
Male g-spot is in the butthole.

Skip Towne
08-10-2008, 07:15 PM
Male g-spot is in the butthole.

That is one of the few things I'd take your word for.

OnTheWarpath58
08-10-2008, 07:27 PM
That is one of the few things I'd take your word for.

ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
08-10-2008, 07:28 PM
That is one of the few things I'd take your word for.

Good news. Since you're old, your prostate is getting bigger. Therefore you have a larger g-spot. Now you need to get Grandma Roethlisberger to poke it.

blueballs Jr
08-10-2008, 07:31 PM
What is it's place

Dad, you told me I was born from a man's asshole. why are you asking silly questions?

Rausch
08-10-2008, 07:54 PM
I don't think the thread is all that bad, especially for this place. This thread certainly separates the meek from the outspoken.

Since I'm one of the outspoken.... I don't mind a little buttplay. I don't care for an examination, if you know what I'm saying. But buttplay isn't OoB.

Mr. Pink?....

Baby Lee
08-10-2008, 07:57 PM
Mr. Pink?....

Mr. Brown, MIrite?

Iowanian
08-10-2008, 08:05 PM
I'll take

"2 phrases that should never be used in the same 10 minute span for $1000, Alex"

Spicy McHaggis
08-10-2008, 08:43 PM
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having mother****ers, am I right? Well, listen. You can put that baby to bed right now. None of the guys here are gay. I mean, I'll stick my finger up my ass every now and again when I'm feeling squirrely, but that's about the extent of it.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/waiting/ryan_reynolds/waiting1.jpg

Dinny Blues
08-10-2008, 09:07 PM
I'll take

"2 phrases that should never be used in the same 10 minute span for $1000, Alex"

Thread over.

For the win.

Dinny

blueballs
12-08-2008, 01:23 PM
grunted
and only sharded

Buck
12-08-2008, 02:34 PM
Sex and the Male Butthole should be reserved to those who sit in the back of a Chinese Taxi cab.