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Hog Farmer
07-22-2008, 02:19 PM
So I've got this 800 pound boar mounted on the dummy. Normally I will squat down on one knee and grab the tip of his penis as he begins thrusting I will just hang on until he is fully extended and the semen starts to flow. Well this time I laid on my back under the boar after he's mounted, I put the collection container on my chest and bring his pecker in from an inverted position while holding a beer in my other hand. I need a name for this!

Count Zarth
07-22-2008, 02:22 PM
The Claythan.

raybec 4
07-22-2008, 02:22 PM
They call this the Midnight Douchebag

KurtCobain
07-22-2008, 02:28 PM
The George W Obama

blueballs
07-22-2008, 02:31 PM
puttin' it to the man

morphius
07-22-2008, 02:32 PM
(Lazy) Redneck Reach Around

vailpass
07-22-2008, 02:35 PM
The Pork Chop

Rooster
07-22-2008, 02:39 PM
The Canadian Baconmaker

Pestilence
07-22-2008, 03:04 PM
Makin Money

StcChief
07-22-2008, 03:05 PM
The Canadian Baconmaker
I expected this from HogFarmer:)

Phobia
07-22-2008, 03:07 PM
So I've got this 800 pound boar mounted on the dummy.

Does Mrs. Hog Farmer know you run around the internet using disrespectful names to describe her?

luv
07-22-2008, 03:28 PM
Does Mrs. Hog Farmer know you run around the internet using disrespectful names to describe her?

Would that be the 800 lb boar or the dummy?

Boon
07-22-2008, 03:48 PM
Pig-In-A-Poke

FAX
07-22-2008, 03:50 PM
I don't know why, but I'm calling this The One-Eyed Lazy Boy.

FAX

SLAG
07-22-2008, 03:53 PM
Common Courtesy

FAX
07-22-2008, 03:55 PM
Or maybe, "The Pulled Pork".

FAX

FAX
07-22-2008, 03:57 PM
Then again, "The Back Handed Tweezle Squirter" has a ring to it.

FAX

Stewie
07-22-2008, 04:11 PM
The "Reverse Empennage"

booger
07-22-2008, 04:13 PM
PorkGreese Pallooza

or

Dr. Porkenstein

I can't decide

booger
07-22-2008, 04:14 PM
switch the dummy with a real female pig and you could call it the endelt.

FAX
07-22-2008, 04:26 PM
How about the Hog Mandino?

Just be sure to execute with a positive attitude.

FAX

Raiderhader
07-22-2008, 04:35 PM
switch the dummy with a real female pig and you could call it the endelt.

Ah, endelt/fat chick jokes never get old. My favorite: Yo momma so fat endelt f#cked her!

Does that joker ever come around any more?

booger
07-22-2008, 04:35 PM
could be the Dammit Kermit.

Kermit gets the real miss piggy and this poor ol boar has settle for a blow up hog and a hand tuggie from hogfarmer.

booger
07-22-2008, 04:36 PM
Ah, endelt/fat chick jokes never get old. My favorite: Yo momma so fat endelt f#cked her!

Does that joker ever come around any more?

:)

we try at every chance to keep those going.o:-)

FAX
07-22-2008, 04:39 PM
Ah, endelt/fat chick jokes never get old. My favorite: Yo momma so fat endelt f#cked her!

Does that joker ever come around any more?

He did a drive-by posting a couple of weeks ago, as I recall, Mr. Raiderhader. Something about, "Is it okay to borrow a good buddy's used prophylactic?" or something.

FAX

booger
07-22-2008, 04:41 PM
if he had cattle it would be hamburger helper.

Sausage suprise

pork stroginoff

FAX
07-22-2008, 04:42 PM
Pork Strokin' Off?

FAX

booger
07-22-2008, 04:43 PM
i never tried it with pork

Skip Towne
07-22-2008, 04:44 PM
Pork Strokin' Off?

FAX

Hog Farmer can identify with that.

Raiderhader
07-22-2008, 04:44 PM
He did a drive-by posting a couple of weeks ago, as I recall, Mr. Raiderhader. Something about, "Is it okay to borrow a good buddy's used prophylactic?" or something.

FAX



Sounds about right.

booger
07-22-2008, 04:45 PM
which reminds me, supper time!!

better tell hogfarmer to wash his hands first.

Smed1065
07-22-2008, 08:06 PM
Pig in a blanket.