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Mr. Flopnuts
07-23-2008, 11:25 PM
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Somebody HAD to do it.

barry_smilez20
07-23-2008, 11:26 PM
we all know i dont

Count Alex's Wins
07-24-2008, 12:29 AM
Not attracted to many black women for some reason.

dtebbe
07-24-2008, 12:30 AM
.... crickets chirping .....

Fruit Ninja
07-24-2008, 12:32 AM
Black what? I have black pants and hats and i love them! lol

Jewish Rabbi
07-24-2008, 12:45 AM
not cool

Ari Chi3fs
07-24-2008, 01:09 AM
black is the absence of color.

Why are African Americans called Blacks? I have NEVER seen a black person. Various shades of brown... not black.

CrazyPhuD
07-24-2008, 01:32 AM
The question is who likes black poop? Black poop generally means your anus is bleeding. I prefer the green kind with the peanuts.

T-post Tom
07-24-2008, 01:32 AM
I prefer the yellows and oranges...

CrazyPhuD
07-24-2008, 01:39 AM
Poop with some sweet corn is also nice.

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JuicesFlowing
07-24-2008, 02:55 AM
the "loaded question" has now become the loaded thread ...

Braincase
07-24-2008, 06:34 AM
I choose to like or dislike individuals, not races, creeds or colors.

Skip Towne
07-24-2008, 07:10 AM
black is the absence of color.

Why are African Americans called Blacks? I have NEVER seen a black person. Various shades of brown... not black.

You've never seen Gloster Richardson?

petegz28
07-24-2008, 07:11 AM
I love me some black licorice!

Fat Elvis
07-24-2008, 07:37 AM
I choose to like or dislike individuals, not races, creeds or colors.

Well, I don't like the French....

MOhillbilly
07-24-2008, 08:17 AM
I choose to like or dislike individuals, not races, creeds or colors.
i try to be like that but a short fuse and the inherent dickhead in me doesnt always allow that to happen.

if someone pisses me off its always the lowest common denominator be it ginger,kike,bitch,asshole ect.

Pitt Gorilla
07-24-2008, 08:59 AM
Not attracted to many black women for some reason.You're crazy.

Goapics1
07-24-2008, 09:02 AM
You're crazy.

Very.

Baby Lee
07-24-2008, 09:12 AM
.... moon crickets chirping .....

:eek:

tooge
07-24-2008, 09:38 AM
I have always had white cars. Black shows too much dirt and dust. JMHO

Frankie
07-24-2008, 09:39 AM
black is the absence of color.

Why are African Americans called Blacks? I have NEVER seen a black person. Various shades of brown... not black.

Have you ever seen a white person?

Frankie
07-24-2008, 09:40 AM
I choose to like or dislike individuals, not races, creeds or colors.

That's where I'm at too. Well said.

ChiefsOne
07-24-2008, 09:57 AM
black is the absence of color.

Why are African Americans called Blacks? I have NEVER seen a black person. Various shades of brown... not black.

White is the absence of color. Black is a color and usually made up of many colors.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-24-2008, 10:01 AM
Have you ever seen a white person?You mean besides Edgar & Johnny Winter?

ChiTown
07-24-2008, 10:03 AM
You've never seen Gloster Richardson?

or Milt Newton, or Tracy Simien or.......those dudes were midnight black.

alpha_omega
07-24-2008, 10:14 AM
as far as blacksabbath goes, i prefer the ozzy era...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=187500

Rausch
07-24-2008, 10:15 AM
Not attracted to many black women for some reason.

Likely the same reason you're not attracted to many white, latino, or asian women...

Rausch
07-24-2008, 10:17 AM
Well, I don't like the French....

I won't bend on that one...

Fairplay
07-24-2008, 10:18 AM
Likely the same reason you're not attracted to any white, latino, or asian women...


FYP

Rausch
07-24-2008, 10:21 AM
FYP

No argument here...

Drunk
07-24-2008, 01:35 PM
black is the absence of color.

Why are African Americans called Blacks? I have NEVER seen a black person. Various shades of brown... not black.

you need to get out more. or at least out to LA.

Drunk
07-24-2008, 01:37 PM
black is the absence of color.

Why are African Americans called Blacks? I have NEVER seen a black person. Various shades of brown... not black.

White is the absence of color. Black is a color and usually made up of many colors.

hmm, i thought it was the other way around.

white is all colors and black is the absence.

can anybody verify?

Otter
07-24-2008, 01:39 PM
White is the absence of color. Black is a color and usually made up of many colors.

:hmmm:

Ari Chi3fs
07-24-2008, 01:40 PM
White is the absence of color. Black is a color and usually made up of many colors.


You sir, are incorrect.

http://www.colormatters.com/vis_bk_white.html


when you look up at the sky at night... do you see WHITE or black?

Also in the universe are their BLACK holes or WHITE holes?

Ari Chi3fs
07-24-2008, 01:42 PM
There are two ways to combine colors: additive and subtractive.

http://www.hf.faa.gov/Webtraining/VisualDisplays/VisDispImages/fireworksPNG/additive.png A TV works by additive colors: you put a red, green, and blue light and it appears white.







http://drukuj.net/cms/upload/Metoda-substraktywna-CMYK-d53.jpgA crayon works by subtractive colors. A red crayon absorbs blue and green light. A green crayon absorbs blue and red light. And so on. Put all three together, and any photon hitting the surface will be absorbed by one of the three.

We usually define color in terms of what we see (what’s reflected or emitted) rather than what’s absorbed. If you want to say that a red crayon is "really" blue+green, because it’s hoarding all of those blue and green photons... well, I guess that’s one way of looking at it. But it’s really turning those blue and green photons and converting them into heat. They’re not being saved up to be emitted as blue and green later.

So we say that "black" is when no photons are reaching your eye, and a "black" surface is one that absorbs all of the photons so that none hit your eye. And space is black because there’s nothing out there putting out photons (except where the stars are).

Actually, it’s an important observation that the sky is black. (I’m digressing here.) Scientists call it the Olbers Paradox. If space is infinite, then every point in the sky must eventually point to a star. So why isn’t the sky white? It means that the universe can’t be infinitely big, or infinitely old. The night sky proves that the universe doesn’t go on forever!

Space appears black because there are some parts of it from which we can see no light. If you could look directly at the Sun, which is emitting a tremedous amount of light from all colors, you would see a white ball of fire. If you old a white object piece of paper in front of the sun then the paper will appear white because the paper reflects all of the colors, but a black piece of paper would appear black because it absorbs all of the colors. If you take a red crayon and draw on the paper and hold it in the sun light, you will see red. The red crayon absorbs green and blue light, but it reflects red. Green absorbs red and blue. Blue absorbs red and green. If you combine red, green and blue crayons you should have black because all of the colors are absorbed and no light is reflected back at your eye.

sedated
07-24-2008, 01:44 PM
in the universe are their BLACK holes or WHITE holes?

both

Otter
07-24-2008, 01:50 PM
Actually, itís an important observation that the sky is black. (Iím digressing here.) Scientists call it the Olbers Paradox. If space is infinite, then every point in the sky must eventually point to a star. So why isnít the sky white? It means that the universe canít be infinitely big, or infinitely old. The night sky proves that the universe doesnít go on forever!

Going by this assumption - if the earth was flat I should be able to see a disco ball in Australia?

I've never heard of "Olbers Paradox" but it sounds flawed.

Frankie
07-24-2008, 01:56 PM
Likely the same reason you're not attracted to many white, latino, or asian women...

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
07-24-2008, 02:45 PM
My only concern was this would be a trainwreck instead of some light hearted humor. Good job guys.

thurman merman
07-24-2008, 03:34 PM
not cool

says the guy who said jason isringhausen should have died instead of josh hancock?

bowener
07-24-2008, 03:48 PM
I really like blacks, especially my hot black girlfriend. Im a "The Man" for the record.

And you are dumb:
Actually, it’s an important observation that the sky is black. (I’m digressing here.) Scientists call it the Olbers Paradox. If space is infinite, then every point in the sky must eventually point to a star. So why isn’t the sky white? It means that the universe can’t be infinitely big, or infinitely old. The night sky proves that the universe doesn’t go on forever!

You are wrong in part. The paradox is an argument against a static, finite (in the sense that it isnt spreading) universe, not the ever spreading dynamic universe in which we seem to live.

Olbers paradox does exist though.

Lzen
07-24-2008, 03:49 PM
I have always had white cars. Black shows too much dirt and dust. JMHO

You don't think white cars show dirt and dust? http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/sconf.gif

Baby Lee
07-24-2008, 03:52 PM
who really likes blacks?
Mr. Fax is a man, for whom with blacks he has no beef
His drama's with the Mexicans, for he's a taco thief.

Duck Dog
07-24-2008, 06:15 PM
black is the absence of color.

Why are African Americans called Blacks? I have NEVER seen a black person. Various shades of brown... not black.

You should see the Somalians. Some of the ones that moved into Rochester, MN are so dark they keep getting counted absent at night school.

LiL stumppy
07-24-2008, 06:25 PM
black is the absence of color.

Why are African Americans called Blacks? I have NEVER seen a black person. Various shades of brown... not black.


It's the same as coldness. It an absence of heat. But instead of saying that every time, we have fill in words such as "cold"

blueballs
07-24-2008, 06:27 PM
not those British blacks

LocoChiefsFan
07-24-2008, 07:13 PM
black is the absence of color.

Why are African Americans called Blacks? I have NEVER seen a black person. Various shades of brown... not black.
I work with several that are Africans. Not sure which part of Africa they come from, but they are black. Not dark brown, black.

barry_smilez20
07-24-2008, 08:16 PM
yea ive seen sum blacks that were a mix between black and purple

knowmo3
07-24-2008, 08:56 PM
I dont mind blacks. But i sure do hate ******s

blueballs
07-24-2008, 09:08 PM
he's back
the cig

Frankie
07-24-2008, 09:31 PM
Mr. Fax is a man, for whom with blacks he has no beef
His drama's with the Mexicans, for he's a taco thief.

Nice.

Deberg_1990
07-24-2008, 09:33 PM
I dont mind blacks. But i sure do hate ******s

Mods, please take out the trash.

Frankie
07-24-2008, 09:34 PM
I dont mind blacks. But i sure do hate ******s

:shake:

blueballs
07-24-2008, 09:36 PM
don't quote the idiot
it spreads his disease

Frankie
07-24-2008, 09:37 PM
Mods, please take out the trash.

I Second that.

blueballs
07-24-2008, 09:38 PM
quoteing that idiot is fine

Simply Red
07-24-2008, 09:41 PM
It's Marlboro!!

knowmo3
07-24-2008, 09:58 PM
don't quote the idiot
it spreads his disease

There is a difference between blacks and ******s, blacks are the good, ******s are the thugs.

blueballs
07-24-2008, 10:00 PM
******s
by passing a filter
is not going to go over

Simply Red
07-24-2008, 10:06 PM
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knowmo3
07-24-2008, 10:16 PM
I'm and idiot.

SPchief
07-24-2008, 10:17 PM
dude

knowmo3
07-24-2008, 10:21 PM
dude

Its a joke, come on you have to think that song is funny

blueballs
07-24-2008, 10:21 PM
the mods must be gettin some

DaFace
07-24-2008, 10:32 PM
Sheesh...you guys need to learn about this whole "objectionable post" thing.

Rule number 1: Don't quote them. It's harder to clean up.

Rule number 2: Use the report button (thanks SPChief). We don't open every thread, so that's the quickest way to point it out to us.

Anyway, I don't like being heavy handed, but I gave the guy an "infraction" for each of his three posts, which resulted in a two-day temp ban. Chances are it's Marlboro Chief and it'll be a permanent ban soon, but I don't like to be THAT quick on the trigger.

Simply Red
07-24-2008, 10:34 PM
Its a joke, come on you have to think that song is funny

What does the song have to do w/ SPchief saying `dude` to you?

SPchief
07-24-2008, 10:40 PM
Sheesh...you guys need to learn about this whole "objectionable post" thing.

Rule number 1: Don't quote them. It's harder to clean up.

Rule number 2: Use the report button (thanks SPChief). We don't open every thread, so that's the quickest way to point it out to us.

Anyway, I don't like being heavy handed, but I gave the guy an "infraction" for each of his three posts, which resulted in a two-day temp ban. Chances are it's Marlboro Chief and it'll be a permanent ban soon, but I don't like to be THAT quick on the trigger.



No problem, and I learned a long time ago to never quote the trash

Simply Red
07-24-2008, 10:40 PM
No problem, and I learned a long time ago to never quote the trash

noted.

Programmer
07-24-2008, 10:42 PM
I'm sure glad this isn't a race thread. But then most people here don't understand that there is only one race.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-24-2008, 11:22 PM
I should've known better. That thread gave Marlboro a hard on. Humble apologies planeteers.

ClevelandBronco
07-24-2008, 11:28 PM
I choose to like or dislike individuals, not races, creeds or colors.

I don't have the kind of time I'd need to form dislike for distinct individuals. There are just too many people for that kind of individual attention.

I usually group people by height and dislike them all at once.

All of you assholes (oops, I mean individuals) who wear a necktie are on another list.

It's a busy world. I have to conserve whatever time I can.

blueballs
07-24-2008, 11:31 PM
were you gettin some

barry_smilez20
07-25-2008, 12:29 AM
still dont

Frankie
07-25-2008, 09:35 AM
Rule number 1: Don't quote them. It's harder to clean up.

Thanks. I never thought of that.

Lzen
07-25-2008, 10:10 AM
I'm sure glad this isn't a race thread. But then most people here don't understand that there is only one race.

The Boston Marathon? :hmmm:

chagrin
07-25-2008, 10:50 AM
black is the absence of color.

Why are African Americans called Blacks? I have NEVER seen a black person. Various shades of brown... not black.

Never met an Island girl, have you

blueballs
07-25-2008, 12:19 PM
check this shit out
tomsucksbrady
black and white twin brothers


http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/07/17/1205061.aspx?GT1=43001

Rausch
07-25-2008, 12:46 PM
not those British blacks

Now you're clearly on crack.

They're like diet-Black.

All the passion and hip-giggity with none of the anger.

It's like an American Muslim - all the conviction and self-descipline without the DIE AMERICAN RACIST WHORE PIG DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE-ya-LALALALALAL hangups.

Braincase
07-25-2008, 01:42 PM
So, the answer to the question is......


























Redrum's mom.

wutamess
07-25-2008, 01:49 PM
I dont mind blacks. But i sure do hate ******s

I'm actually in agreement with him on this one.
I hate'm too... whatever color they may be.