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Braincase
07-26-2008, 08:52 AM
Example: A young chemist has an unusual telekinetic capability to control gases...

He can create a cloud of a single molecular gas and make it into a cloud. For amusement, he'll organize a few breaths worth of nitrous oxide or helium and place in front of a victim to inhale... but his NO2 and Hydrogen clouds have the potential to create explosions. Or creating a vacuum in a room to suffocate his oppressors.

And watch out for the Chlorine...

Fatal flaw: Physical frailty

FAX
07-26-2008, 09:31 AM
Lactose Lady. Born in the wilds of India to missionary parents, orphaned at the age of three, and raised in the mountains by priests, she is a master in the ancient, secret art of the Hindu Ninja. Her main power is the ability to shoot endless, super powerful streams of milk from her breasts that can blast through walls, provide nipple rocket enabled flight, and disable or kill an evildoer.

FAX

Braincase
07-26-2008, 09:50 AM
Lactose Lady. Born in the wilds of India to missionary parents, orphaned at the age of three, and raised in the mountains by priests, she is a master in the ancient, secret art of the Hindu Ninja. Her main power is the ability to shoot endless, super powerful streams of milk from her breasts that can blast through walls, provide nipple rocket enabled flight, and disable or kill an evildoer.

FAX

I'd love to see the illustration of that. Are you see her as B cup, C cup... or are we going to skip cups and go straight to quarts and gallons.

Dartgod
07-26-2008, 09:53 AM
Flatulence Man

I don't think I need to say anything more.

Beano would be his Kryptonite.

Braincase
07-26-2008, 09:56 AM
Flatulence Man

I don't think I need to say anything more.

Beano would be his Kryptonite.

Howard Stern redux....

Smed1065
07-26-2008, 09:57 AM
A defensive tackle that is untouchable?

Done, I hope!

After more than 14 years?

Dartgod
07-26-2008, 09:58 AM
Howard Stern redux....
I had no idea.

Adept Havelock
07-26-2008, 10:14 AM
A dual-natured superhero, free to shift between natures at need.

One is the prototypical "Brick", very large and strong, who usually wears a Wife Beater T-Shirt, flip-flops, and loud plaid shorts. Aside from incredible strength, he also has the ability to hurl beer cans with great and lethal accuracy, and has a propensity for being rude, crude, and destroying property.

Weakness- Easily confused and enraged, which leads to poor decision making.

The other form he can take appears to be a tattooed, pierced, Mohawk-wearing roadie from a Sex-Pistols English tour. Has a strong propensity to begin "pogoing" when confronted. Skill set is that of the traditional "Gadget Freak", who can use his devices to achive his ends.

Weakness- While bright, physically weak, unable to speak in less than a mumble, and addicted to smack.

The name of this Bimorphic Superhero? Punk 'n Disorderly.
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His female sidekick is also Bimorphic. In one form, she appears as a LA adult film star, with the ability to inflate various implants to command attention, as well as a variety of crime-fighting gadgets cleverly disguised as sex toys.

Weakness- Easily sidetracked by shiny objects, and offers of video releases backed by a massive advertising campaign.

Her other form is that of a giant, enraged, domesticated fowl. Truly formidable punching power and pecking ability.

Weakness- Easily distracted by corn, and has a huge fear of 11 original herbs and spices.

This bimorphic superheroines name? "Porn 'n Chicken" (with apologies to Yale University)

Braincase
07-26-2008, 10:38 AM
A defensive tackle that is untouchable?

Done, I hope!

After more than 14 years?

A part-time football player who works with Elliot Ness and the FBI to bring in mob bosses, bootlegger and tax-evaders during the height of prohibition...

Braincase
07-26-2008, 10:40 AM
A dual-natured superhero, free to shift between natures at need.

One is the prototypical "Brick", very large and strong, who usually wears a Wife Beater T-Shirt, flip-flops, and loud plaid shorts. Aside from incredible strength, he also has the ability to hurl beer cans with great and lethal accuracy, and has a propensity for being rude, crude, and destroying property.

Weakness- Easily confused and enraged, which leads to poor decision making.

The other form he can take appears to be a tattooed, pierced, Mohawk-wearing roadie from a Sex-Pistols English tour. Has a strong propensity to begin "pogoing" when confronted. Skill set is that of the traditional "Gadget Freak", who can use his devices to achive his ends.

Weakness- While bright, physically weak, unable to speak in less than a mumble, and addicted to smack.

The name of this Bimorphic Superhero? Punk 'n Disorderly.
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His female sidekick is also Bimorphic. In one form, she appears as a LA adult film star, with the ability to inflate various implants to command attention, as well as a variety of crime-fighting gadgets cleverly disguised as sex toys.

Weakness- Easily sidetracked by shiny objects, and offers of video releases backed by a massive advertising campaign.

Her other form is that of a giant, enraged, domesticated fowl. Truly formidable punching power and pecking ability.

Weakness- Easily distracted by corn, and has a huge fear of 11 original herbs and spices.

This bimorphic superheroines name? "Porn 'n Chicken" (with apologies to Yale University)

Created by a mysterious poster, a graduate of Miskatonic University, who slips into a creative freakout when he fails to take his stabilizing prescriptions...

Professor Offhizmeds!

jidar
07-26-2008, 10:51 AM
A badass mail clerk with a heart of gold. He gives his paycheck to orphans with diseases.

FAX
07-26-2008, 10:55 AM
The Herminator. An ex-football player whose genetic structure was inadvertently altered during a halftime IV administered for dehydration that mistakenly contained iguana DNA. His powers include the ability to stop time at inopportune moments, survive intense heat, and confound and confuse enemies with endless, mesmerizing, but utterly nonsensical speech.

Weakness: Thought.

FAX

Adept Havelock
07-26-2008, 10:57 AM
Created by a mysterious poster, a graduate of Miskatonic University, who slips into a creative freakout when he fails to take his stabilizing prescriptions...

Professor Offhizmeds!

LMAO Very nice, and three and a half points for the Miskatonic U reference.

Rain Man
07-26-2008, 11:24 AM
Supercutie - Originally a low-gravity planet that allows development of large, buoyant breasts, Supercutie has no physical superpowers at all. However, she has a number of weapons at her disposal to influence the behavior of men. The "demure smile" has the power to make men forget their task and buy alcoholic drinks for her. The "strategic lean forward" in her low-cut superheroine uniform and the "strategic bend over" from the other direction both have the power to make men drop whatever they're holding and become temporarily catatonic. And her main superheroine power is "Tears of Persuasion". With minor sobbing and tears rolling down her cheeks, she can convince any man to do her bidding, up to and including surrendering to police during an armed bank robbery.

Weaknesses: Her powers do not work at all on women, and in fact causes them to hate her on sight.

Superheroine costume: Short schoolgirl skirt, knee boots, and white blouse unbuttoned to the third button.

CosmicPal
07-26-2008, 12:18 PM
Supercutie - Originally a low-gravity planet that allows development of large, buoyant breasts, Supercutie has no physical superpowers at all. However, she has a number of weapons at her disposal to influence the behavior of men. The "demure smile" has the power to make men forget their task and buy alcoholic drinks for her. The "strategic lean forward" in her low-cut superheroine uniform and the "strategic bend over" from the other direction both have the power to make men drop whatever they're holding and become temporarily catatonic. And her main superheroine power is "Tears of Persuasion". With minor sobbing and tears rolling down her cheeks, she can convince any man to do her bidding, up to and including surrendering to police during an armed bank robbery.

Weaknesses: Her powers do not work at all on women, and in fact causes them to hate her on sight.

Superheroine costume: Short schoolgirl skirt, knee boots, and white blouse unbuttoned to the third button.

The SuperCutie actually exists. I've seen her quite a few times after a load of drinks at the local tavern.

Rain Man
07-26-2008, 12:33 PM
The SuperCutie actually exists. I've seen her quite a few times after a load of drinks at the local tavern.

Be careful. It's very difficult sometimes to tell a SuperCutie from a SluttaCutia, who uses very similar superpowers for the purpose of evil.

Rain Man
07-26-2008, 12:54 PM
The MarketResearcher - Using his powers of understanding, The MarketResearcher (please always capitalize the "The") is able to detect the preferences of large groups of people and change reality accordingly. If, for example, a majority of people in the vicinity of a bank robbery are against the bank robbery, he presents the results to the robber and either convinces him to become a web designer or other currently popular occupation, or helps the robber change his image and message so that he is perceived more as a "robin hood vigilante" than a thug, thereby gaining the support of the populace.

In a pinch, he can ward off crime by invoking market research superpowers, such as changing the criminal's highly rated Uzi to a gun whose problems with jamming results in a low Consumer Reports rating, or changing a criminal's highly rated import beer to broccoli-flavored sports drinks repeatedly until the criminal agrees to leave his life of crime.

Primary weakness of The MarketResearcher - It generally takes several weeks for The MarketResearcher to arrive and invoke his powers, by which time another superhero has generally intervened or everyone is dead.

Costume: Business casual, with orange pants.

Deberg_1990
07-26-2008, 01:19 PM
27 year old internet dork who lives at home with mommy

masquerades as budding sports reporter

Super Powers: Can turn into a Superpimp with the ladies when he drinks Kool-aid

Fatal Flaw: His D*ck goes limp whenever he comes in contact with antifreeze.

Braincase
07-26-2008, 02:34 PM
Supercutie - Originally a low-gravity planet that allows development of large, buoyant breasts, Supercutie has no physical superpowers at all. However, she has a number of weapons at her disposal to influence the behavior of men. The "demure smile" has the power to make men forget their task and buy alcoholic drinks for her. The "strategic lean forward" in her low-cut superheroine uniform and the "strategic bend over" from the other direction both have the power to make men drop whatever they're holding and become temporarily catatonic. And her main superheroine power is "Tears of Persuasion". With minor sobbing and tears rolling down her cheeks, she can convince any man to do her bidding, up to and including surrendering to police during an armed bank robbery.

Weaknesses: Her powers do not work at all on women, and in fact causes them to hate her on sight.

Superheroine costume: Short schoolgirl skirt, knee boots, and white blouse unbuttoned to the third button.

Britney "Hit me baby, one more time era" Spears?

Braincase
07-26-2008, 02:35 PM
27 year old internet dork who lives at home with mommy

masquerades as budding sports reporter

Super Powers: Can turn into a Superpimp with the ladies when he drinks Kool-aid

Fatal Flaw: His D*ck goes limp whenever he comes in contact with antifreeze.

Interesting. I'd change that to drinking "Gin & Juice" and listening to Snoop or Dr. Dre.