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Count Zarth
07-26-2008, 02:10 PM
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<table><tbody><tr><td valign="top">At 4:30 AM this morning, while some avid Chiefs fans were up sweating and having nightmares about an extended holdout, Glenn Dorsey was getting the call.
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The call to tell him he is a rich, rich man.

So if you've been worried the last few days about when Dorsey was going to get into camp, imagine how he felt.

“Hectic,” described Dorsey. “You go from not knowing anything at all, to a couple days, couple days, couple days, to 'Boom! We're in. Get your stuff together. Get on a plane'… 4:30 this morning. It's real hectic but I'm excited. This is a new chapter in my life, and I'm just excited to be here with you guys today, and just excited to be with my team.”

Yes, Dorsey is here in River Falls and ready to practice this evening. Defensive line coach Tim Krumrie walked by Dorsey's welcoming press conference and reminded him he had 36 minutes until the post-lunch meetings started.

Chiefs fans and the organization were disappointed that Dorsey was not in camp on day one, but so was he.

“You want to come here with your teammates, you want to come together as a team,” said Dorsey. “I knew it wasn't going to take that long, just had to iron out a few things. I'm just excited to be here, I'm excited to stand here before y'all, and just to get to work with my teammates and my coaches, so I'm just excited to be here.”

So, why exactly did it take until 4:30 AM this morning for Dorsey to find out he was officially a Kansas City Chief? All the higher picks were signed before the team left for camp, and the pick directly behind Dorsey was signed two days ago.

Why did Dorsey's agent, Joel Segal, wait for all the picks around Dorsey to sign before he agreed to a deal for his client?

“That was his decision, that's the way he chose to do things,” explained Dorsey. “I mean, of course it kind of delayed the process a little bit, so that was the only bad thing about that, but he did a great a job, and the Chiefs did a great job, and I'm just excited to be here. I'm just looking to being here working out at camp.”

We get it Glenn, you're excited to be here. Did anyone else call you and tell you they were excited about your looming arrival, like maybe your teammates?

“They were telling me how it was, they were telling me they couldn't wait till I get back,” said Dorsey. “So, I mean I'm just looking forward to that aspect of also going to see my friends, so I'm just going to enjoy it.”

Why were your friends so anxious to get you in camp? Sure, there's the obvious explanation that they wanted to gel with you, and improve the team, but maybe they were more excited about the prospects of taping you to a pole. How do you feel about that, Dorsey? Are you going to let them punk you like that?

“There's a lot of big strong guys on the team, so I don't put it past anybody, but it'll be all in great fun,” said Dorsey. “It's just something that's going to go on, and, you know, I'll just take it in stride. It's a rite of passage, so whatever's going to happen is going to happen, so I'm just going to try to enjoy it.”

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Count Zarth
07-26-2008, 02:16 PM
Rollin' up in style wit da KING, yo!

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2736/carlndorseyrn6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Bowser
07-26-2008, 02:18 PM
Damn, he's a big dude.

Rain Man
07-26-2008, 02:18 PM
The middle of the line shall henceforth be known as the Land of GlennDor. Do not enter the Land of GlennDor.

recxjake
07-26-2008, 02:19 PM
Rollin' up in style wit da KING, yo!

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2736/carlndorseyrn6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ROFL

DeezNutz
07-26-2008, 02:19 PM
Good work, GoChiefs. Tough to put much of a piece together with all of the substantive quotations from Mr. Dorsey. Good to know the Chiefs PR folks made the trip this year, too.

Smed1065
07-26-2008, 02:22 PM
You broke the story?

Count Zarth
07-26-2008, 02:22 PM
Good work, GoChiefs. Tough to put much of a piece together with all of the substantive quotations from Mr. Dorsey. Good to know the Chiefs PR folks made the trip this year, too.

I was at the hotel updating the site with the two AM practice recaps. I edited and put it online but Pat Clifton did all the legwork on this.

He took the pictures, too. There are some more that I'll throw in tonight's photo album.

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-26-2008, 02:23 PM
Good luck taping that dude to a pole...

RustShack
07-26-2008, 02:25 PM
It will probably have to be Tank and Waters putting him on the pole.

Smed1065
07-26-2008, 02:28 PM
No.

You was second? NO. You hope BG was right and suked him yes.

I have a press pass and do what I want, No qwe are told what to report if it is insider ifon but charge per Scout, not our fault. We suck them too, or spam the sight. Its all revenue and you are not a treue fan for saying otherwise. We report what they tell us too, cause we have 1 press pass.

dorseybowe
07-26-2008, 02:28 PM
More likely, the pole is taped to Glenn Dorsey.

HypnotizedMonkey
07-26-2008, 02:30 PM
You won't like him when he's angry.

Fish
07-26-2008, 02:31 PM
Good luck taping that dude to a pole...

ROFL

Rain Man
07-26-2008, 02:34 PM
More likely, the pole is taped to Glenn Dorsey.

Nice one. That's probably the way it'll work.

hawkchief
07-26-2008, 02:38 PM
Nice turtlepants, Carl. Too bad you can't hike them up over your gut.

Someone get the plate of Carl's Expedition, an IED surprise for him would be nice.

PastorMikH
07-26-2008, 02:40 PM
No.

You was second? NO. You hope BG was right and suked him yes.

I have a press pass and do what I want, No qwe are told what to report if it is insider ifon but charge per Scout, not our fault. We suck them too, or spam the sight. Its all revenue and you are not a treue fan for saying otherwise. We report what they tell us too, cause we have 1 press pass.



Your editor wants you to read this...

http://i43.tower.com/cover-art/mm101059436/english-grammar-for-dummies-geraldine-woods-paperback-cover.jpg


:)

Smed1065
07-26-2008, 02:42 PM
Your editor wants you to read this...

http://i43.tower.com/cover-art/mm101059436/english-grammar-for-dummies-geraldine-woods-paperback-cover.jpg


:)

Nick?

PastorMikH
07-26-2008, 02:46 PM
Nick?




Oh, wait, I forgot. Nevermind.


:)

Tribal Warfare
07-26-2008, 02:48 PM
Rollin' up in style wit da KING, yo!

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2736/carlndorseyrn6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I never knew King Carl was that short

splatbass
07-26-2008, 02:54 PM
Good luck taping that dude to a pole...

They better get some stronger tape.

bishop_74
07-26-2008, 02:56 PM
Your editor wants you to read this...

http://i43.tower.com/cover-art/mm101059436/english-grammar-for-dummies-geraldine-woods-paperback-cover.jpg


:)

I have to agree... that was pretty rough. Still not sure what it meant.

Ari Chi3fs
07-26-2008, 03:10 PM
Man, Im very pleased with this pick. This dude can be a game changer. I soo look forward to watching him dominate these next ten years. What a beast this guy is.

Delano
07-26-2008, 03:14 PM
Man, Im very pleased with this pick. This dude can be a game changer. I soo look forward to watching him dominate these next ten years. What a beast this guy is.

It is too bad there isn't a decent pair of DE's on the team so Boone and Dorsey could tear things up in the middle.

Ari Chi3fs
07-26-2008, 03:18 PM
It is too bad there isn't a decent pair of DE's on the team so Boone and Dorsey could tear things up in the middle.

Yeah, I remember when we had this BAD ASS DE.

splatbass
07-26-2008, 03:24 PM
Yeah, I remember when we had this BAD ASS DE.

But if we still had that bad ass DE we probably wouldn't have Dorsey. If we only had one 1st round pick they would likely have used it on OL.

It would be nice if we could have everything we want, but reality usually doesn't work that way.

TRR
07-26-2008, 03:27 PM
It is too bad there isn't a decent pair of DE's on the team so Boone and Dorsey could tear things up in the middle.

It's a little too early to be saying they don't. Hali is going to have a very good season IMO, and led KC in sacks the season before last. And...we don't know yet what Turk McBride or a guy like Brian Johnston can bring...

Messier
07-26-2008, 03:28 PM
But if we still had that bad ass DE we probably wouldn't have Dorsey. If we only had one 1st round pick they would likely have used it on OL.

It would be nice if we could have everything we want, but reality usually doesn't work that way.

Exactly, if we had drafted Dorsey, or a DE in the first with our one pick, there would be alot of people, me included saying, I wonder who will be playing LT?

Besides, not that he's JA, but I think Hali is a very good DE.

HemiEd
07-26-2008, 03:32 PM
Things are sure looking up. Can't wait to see what he does to Rex Grossman.

StcChief
07-26-2008, 03:33 PM
You broke the story?
what.... bobgretz.com he just hung around to get a picture...

Color Red
07-26-2008, 03:39 PM
The middle of the line shall henceforth be known as the Land of GlennDor. Do not enter the Land of GlennDor.


I gotta say, I like this. I think you're on to something Rain Man. Play with it a little.

LiL stumppy
07-26-2008, 03:42 PM
Does he even have a neck?

bishop_74
07-26-2008, 03:43 PM
I think this is Hali's 3rd year. He is only going to get better. Trust. Believe...

Baby Lee
07-26-2008, 03:46 PM
The middle of the line shall henceforth be known as the Land of GlennDor. Do not enter the Land of GlennDor.

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m6/glen-or-glenda-e.jpg

Phobia
07-26-2008, 03:50 PM
Nice article.

R&GHomer
07-26-2008, 03:59 PM
Your editor wants you to read this...

http://i43.tower.com/cover-art/mm101059436/english-grammar-for-dummies-geraldine-woods-paperback-cover.jpg

:)

Whew.... and I thought I'd just had too much to drink already ROFLMAO

wutamess
07-26-2008, 04:02 PM
No.

You was second? NO. You hope BG was right and suked him yes.

I have a press pass and do what I want, No qwe are told what to report if it is insider ifon but charge per Scout, not our fault. We suck them too, or spam the sight. Its all revenue and you are not a treue fan for saying otherwise. We report what they tell us too, cause we have 1 press pass.

There an english version of this post?

If you have a press pass YOU surely need to give it up to someone that can actually translate to english speaking citizens what's going on.

Baby Lee
07-26-2008, 04:10 PM
There an english version of this post?

If you have a press pass YOU surely need to give it up to someone that can actually translate to english speaking citizens what's going on.

ROFL ROFL - in view of your avvy - 'Do they speak English in What!!'

wutamess
07-26-2008, 04:16 PM
ROFL ROFL - in view of your avvy - 'Do they speak English in What!!'


I don't get it.

Pablo
07-26-2008, 04:22 PM
I don't get it.'Say what again motherf*cker'...

You're just joking about not getting it, correct?

KcMizzou
07-26-2008, 04:22 PM
I don't get it.
Pulp Fiction

blueballs
07-26-2008, 04:28 PM
Big Nasy Nut
changed logins again

chiefs1111
07-26-2008, 04:31 PM
I can't wait till week one and see Dorsey crush Tom Brady...

vailpass
07-26-2008, 04:41 PM
I don't get it.

Have a Hawaiian burger, it is the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

noa
07-26-2008, 04:53 PM
Have a Hawaiian burger, it is the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Look at the big brains on Brad!

vailpass
07-26-2008, 04:57 PM
Look at the big brains on Brad!

LMAO
That's right, the metric system.

Rain Man
07-26-2008, 05:52 PM
http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m6/glen-or-glenda-e.jpg

No, no. Not Glen/Glenda. Glenndor.

Baby Lee
07-26-2008, 05:54 PM
No, no. Not Glen/Glenda. Glenndor.

Sowreah chap, thoss yous wass from Ha'pton's Heath.

dorseybowe
07-26-2008, 06:07 PM
Glenn Dorsey once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. Thus, the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle came into existence.