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DaKCMan AP
07-26-2008, 09:17 PM
I was out of town the entire past week on business and when I returned home today I found that my neighbor had moved out. I'm not really upset that she's gone. She was quiet but not hot and she smoked (we shared a front door balcony).

Now I await to see if/when someone new moves in.

Best case scenario: gorgeous, young, single chick

I'd also be fine with a young friendly female (if she's not hot she can still have hot friends) or with a young cool guy to go meet girls at bars/clubs with. To fit that description he'd probably have to have a bike, fake tan and always walk around shirtless.

Worst case scenario: old people or someone with kids

Skip Towne
07-26-2008, 09:19 PM
I was out of town the entire past week on business and when I returned home today I found that my neighbor had moved out. I'm not really upset that she's gone. She was quiet but not hot and she smoked (we shared a front door balcony).

Now I await to see if/when someone new moves in.

Best case scenario: gorgeous, young, single chick

I'd also be fine with a young friendly female (if she's not hot she can still have hot friends) or with a young cool guy to go meet girls at bars/clubs with. To fit that description he'd probably have to have a bike, fake tan and always walk around shirtless.

Worst case scenario: old people or someone with kids

I'm looking at that apt. You'll love my lady friends.

QuikSsurfer
07-26-2008, 09:20 PM
I'm looking at that apt. You'll love my lady friends.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/2ivl91g.gif

DaKCMan AP
07-26-2008, 09:24 PM
I'm looking at that apt. You'll love my lady friends.

Will I get free satellite tv?

RustShack
07-26-2008, 09:25 PM
I'm moving Friday, pretty much right about my GF's apartment... ohh yeaahh

DeezNutz
07-26-2008, 09:29 PM
I'm moving Friday, pretty much right about my GF's apartment... ohh yeaahh

Terrible idea. Don't do it.

DaKCMan AP
07-26-2008, 09:29 PM
I'm moving Friday, pretty much right about my GF's apartment... ohh yeaahh

Now you'll have to be extra careful when you bring home the other girls.

QuikSsurfer
07-26-2008, 09:31 PM
I'm moving Friday, pretty much right about my GF's apartment... ohh yeaahh

You won't be having sex nearly as much now.

Skip Towne
07-26-2008, 09:32 PM
Will I get free satellite tv?

Sure. As long as you keep up your $50 per month bribe payments.

DaKCMan AP
07-26-2008, 09:45 PM
Sure. As long as you keep up your $50 per month bribe payments.

How about I give you $0 per month and we call it even.

Skip Towne
07-26-2008, 09:49 PM
How about I give you $0 per month and we call it even.

There went your free satellite TV.

DaKCMan AP
07-26-2008, 10:06 PM
There went your free satellite TV.

I had to cut costs somewhere.

DaKCMan AP
07-27-2008, 10:58 AM
I just checked and the apartment next to mine that she moved out of can be rented for 12 months for $28-43/mo less than what I'm paying. Guess that's how much a lake view bumps up the rent.

BigVE
07-27-2008, 11:09 AM
There is only one rental house in a square block and its two houses down from me...each time it comes empty we hope the next tennants are better or not as bad as the last ones. Right now there are about 6 people living in a small 2 bedroom duplex and they come and go constantly, have at least 3 kids running around like stray animals and I would bet money that the "dad" is a drug dealer. Other than that they are ok. ;) Would be nice if I could just buy the place so I could control who lives in it. (nobody would be good)

RustShack
07-27-2008, 01:05 PM
Terrible idea. Don't do it.

I actually didn't ask for it either, thats just where they placed me. We usually spend the night with eachother everynight anyways though.

Count Zarth
07-27-2008, 01:07 PM
Old people aren't so bad. They can be a lot of fun.

Skip Towne
07-27-2008, 01:12 PM
Old people aren't so bad. They can be a lot of fun.

Will you take me fishing sonny?

Count Zarth
07-27-2008, 01:14 PM
I'd love to fish with you, old-timer. We can talk about the good ole days.

Rain Man
07-27-2008, 01:17 PM
Attractive single women have secret enclaves where they all live, with big mirrors everywhere and celery stalks on the tables and stuff. None of them rent on the open market.

My guess is that your new neighbors will be horny deaf ugly people.

Coach
07-27-2008, 01:20 PM
Attractive single women have secret enclaves where they all live, with big mirrors everywhere and celery stalks on the tables and stuff. None of them rent on the open market.

My guess is that your new neighbors will be horny deaf ugly people.

Ah, the ones that were making wierd loud noises while having hog-wild sex?

Skip Towne
07-27-2008, 01:21 PM
Attractive single women have secret enclaves where they all live, with big mirrors everywhere and celery stalks on the tables and stuff. None of them rent on the open market.

My guess is that your new neighbors will be horny deaf ugly people.

You're a big help.