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Rooster
07-29-2008, 10:26 AM
:doh!: :doh!:

Pregnant Prostitutes To Face Charges


Two women were charged with prostitution in Camden County on Thursday after they were arrested in a sting operation at a Lake Ozark hotel last week.

Two other women were also arrested, and three of the women are pregnant. Alexandra Wells and Allysia Waldrop were both charged on Thursday. Waldrop is pregnant, but is not known if Wells is also.

The undercover bust went down at a Lake Ozark area hotel after the sheriff's department received several reports that pregnant women were advertising prostitution on an internet advertising site.

One of the women arrested was eight months pregnant, another six months pregnant, and another was three months pregnant. They ranged in age from 18 to 22 years old.


http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=7057380&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

eazyb81
07-29-2008, 10:28 AM
Jeez, you scared me, I thought this had to do with Mizzou athletics. Last thing we need.

pikesome
07-29-2008, 10:28 AM
:spock:

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

Rain Man
07-29-2008, 10:30 AM
I hear banjos.

blueballs
07-29-2008, 10:30 AM
you like that don't you baby
who's your daddy

Goapics1
07-29-2008, 10:32 AM
Interesting.

ChiefsCountry
07-29-2008, 10:33 AM
And just think thats my neighbors to the south.

the Talking Can
07-29-2008, 10:33 AM
endelt?

Deberg_1990
07-29-2008, 10:33 AM
Pregnant Prostitutes. Thats HOT!

Valiant
07-29-2008, 10:33 AM
If it was Cathrine Zeta Jones up there preggo who would be singing a different tune..

gblowfish
07-29-2008, 10:34 AM
Our boys weekend was at Shawnee Bend back in October....
Let's see...
How many months ago was that???

Joie
07-29-2008, 10:35 AM
3 more kids that will end up in the state's care. Nice.

mesmith31
07-29-2008, 10:39 AM
Trying to envison the "pre-sting" warmup for a stake out at a Super 8 Motel in the Lake of the Ozarks.
Officer #1: "Ok, Ray....you sure you are up for this, I mean if the finger you as not one of them, all our work the last 4 months on this case goes to hell!"
Officer #2 "Don't worry about it Randy, I've done my home work, I can blend in"
Officer #1 "Lets check the list...goatee...check....Dodge Ram...check...set of balls hanging from truck...check...wallet on a chain...check. Sandals?!? what the hell Ray, no one wears sandals in the ozarks, ok, you are off the case. I work to goddamn hard to let a kid like you come in and blow a case like this for me. I am 3 weeks from retirement Ray!

Iowanian
07-29-2008, 10:41 AM
I'm not sure how it works in the Ozarks but....

I don't think you can get boys pregnant, Al.

You can breath easy this time.


Our boys weekend was at Shawnee Bend back in October....
Let's see...
How many months ago was that???

pikesome
07-29-2008, 10:41 AM
Trying to envison the "pre-sting" warmup for a stake out at a Super 8 Motel in the Lake of the Ozarks.
Officer #1: "Ok, Ray....you sure you are up for this, I mean if the finger you as not one of them, all our work the last 4 months on this case goes to hell!"
Officer #2 "Don't worry about it Randy, I've done my home work, I can blend in"
Officer #1 "Lets check the list...goatee...check....Dodge Ram...check...set of balls hanging from truck...check...wallet on a chain...check. Sandals?!? what the hell Ray, no one wears sandals in the ozarks, ok, you are off the case. I work to goddamn hard to let a kid like you come in and blow a case like this for me. I am 3 weeks from retirement Ray!

LMAO

Joie
07-29-2008, 10:44 AM
I don't think you can get boys pregnant, Al.

You can breath easy this time.

I dunno....didn't you see the reports of the "pregnant man"?

He should check to make sure those boys were really boys before he fires his child support attorney.

Stinger
07-29-2008, 10:47 AM
Know some folks in that area, it was probabaly advertised as a 2 for 1 deal.

Iowanian
07-29-2008, 10:50 AM
Its only a matter of time before bwilli accidently bangs a dude from crai gslist

Mr. Plow
07-29-2008, 11:02 AM
What?!? No mention of fireworks?

Rausch
07-29-2008, 11:04 AM
3 more kids that will end up in the state's care. Nice.

Not even if they were on crack.

Hell, they'll still qualify for welfare...

Joie
07-29-2008, 11:08 AM
Not even if they were on crack.

Hell, they'll still qualify for welfare...

No prison time for soliciting sex for money?

Demonpenz
07-29-2008, 11:09 AM
sometimes that weight makes things tighter

Redrum_69
07-29-2008, 11:10 AM
leftovers from this years Party Cove?

Joie
07-29-2008, 11:14 AM
sometimes that weight makes things tighter

They're prostitutes. I doubt things are very tight at all.

Rausch
07-29-2008, 11:21 AM
No prison time for soliciting sex for money?

A pregnant woman?

Nein...

Joie
07-29-2008, 11:23 AM
A pregnant woman?

Nein...

Damn. Get knocked up, break the law, avoid prison, and get a monthly check from the taxpayers. :shake:

Rain Man
07-29-2008, 11:24 AM
They're prostitutes. I doubt things are very tight at all.

Come on. They're professionals.

blueballs
07-29-2008, 11:25 AM
They're prostitutes. I doubt things are very tight at all.

the fist on the twenty

Redrum_69
07-29-2008, 11:34 AM
They're prostitutes. I doubt things are very tight at all.


is that experience talking?

Joie
07-29-2008, 11:39 AM
is that experience talking?

No. I called your mom and she explained it to me.

Fire Me Boy!
07-29-2008, 12:01 PM
Down there, prosecutors should try and get a judge to rule that the fetus is already a child... then indict the Johns on child sex charges and the mothers with criminal abuse.

ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
07-29-2008, 12:24 PM
Is there any surprise that this happened in Missouri?

Pablo
07-29-2008, 12:26 PM
Is there any surprise that this happened in Missouri?C'mon...it's the Ozarks. It's like an entirely different species down there.

KcMizzou
07-29-2008, 12:27 PM
C'mon...it's the Ozarks. It's like an entirely difficult species down there.Thank you.


And... eww.

Redrum_69
07-29-2008, 12:28 PM
No. I called your mom and she explained it to me.


your mom is like the lake of the ozarks...a large wet spot willing to take on as many rednecks that are willing to wade into her cavernous cricks and holes, cliff diving into her darkest holes is encouraged but you'll come out wearing a shiny coat of vaseline and smell of benzene and bleach, and she'll give you memories to last a lifetime if you jump in feet first.

J Diddy
07-29-2008, 12:29 PM
Is there any surprise that this happened in Missouri?



Not really

here in mo pregos are hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stinger
07-29-2008, 12:31 PM
Is there any surprise that this happened in Missouri?

Eh we have Pregnant prostitutes Kansas has Fred Phelps. Who is getting ****ed more?

ChiefsCountry
07-29-2008, 12:33 PM
C'mon...it's the Ozarks. It's like an entirely difficult species down there.

You do realize that part of the Ozarks, its mainly people from Kansas City and St. Louis.

blueballs
07-29-2008, 12:33 PM
Is there any surprise that this happened in Missouri?

no praire dog holes on this side the line

thebrad84
07-29-2008, 12:39 PM
http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/photo_servlet?contentId=7015702&version=1&locale=EN-US&subtype=MIMG&siteId=1020&isP16=true

Now that's hot..:whackit:

StcChief
07-29-2008, 12:49 PM
http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/photo_servlet?contentId=7015702&version=1&locale=EN-US&subtype=MIMG&siteId=1020&isP16=true

Now that's hot..:whackit:

I think the term is SAFE

Rooster
07-29-2008, 01:05 PM
Eh we have Pregnant prostitutes Kansas has Fred Phelps. Who is getting ****ed more?

I think it is a push. :)

Stinger
07-29-2008, 01:10 PM
I think it is a push. :)

:thumb:

Ari Chi3fs
07-29-2008, 01:43 PM
Eh we have Pregnant prostitutes Kansas has Fred Phelps. Who is getting ****ed more?


Oh, BURN!!

RockChalk
07-29-2008, 02:48 PM
I read on one of the Ozark news websites that all 4 made Dean's List at the University of Missouri in their How To Be A Meth-Using Prostitute Program

StcChief
07-29-2008, 03:02 PM
I read on one of the Ozark news websites that all 4 made Dean's List at the University of Missouri in their How To Be A Meth-Using Prostitute Programso they are just above the KU sorority sluts?

RockChalk
07-29-2008, 03:06 PM
so they are just above the KU sorority sluts?

I'd put them in the same class :D

Tits McGee
07-29-2008, 05:47 PM
Classic, hot Ozarks action.

88TG88
07-29-2008, 06:00 PM
http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/photo_servlet?contentId=7015702&version=1&locale=EN-US&subtype=MIMG&siteId=1020&isP16=true

Now that's hot..:whackit:

They qualiify

LocoChiefsFan
07-29-2008, 07:01 PM
Hey Guys! This Is Alize, The Italian *&* Mexican Pregnant Mix Girl Looking To Have Some Fun, SO If Your The Type That Likes To Have A Good Time Then Give Me A Call, 573-462-**** I'm Doing Outcalls Only, Jefferson City 175 Halfhour 275 Hour, Columbia 200 Halfhour 300 Hour, If You Are At The Lake You Must Be In A House, Condo, Apt, NO HOTELS, 350 Hour... I Can't Wait To Hear From You!!
Copied this from a craigslist ad in the Erotic category under "Services". Nasty shit. I edited out the number.

ChiefsFire
07-29-2008, 07:04 PM
http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/photo_servlet?contentId=7015702&version=1&locale=EN-US&subtype=MIMG&siteId=1020&isP16=true

Now that's hot..:whackit:

I would give the one in black a fetus pounding.

Skip Towne
07-29-2008, 07:06 PM
I would give the one in black a fetus pounding.

I think I'll wait a few months

dtebbe
07-29-2008, 07:31 PM
Nasty shit. I edited out the number.

Why? :cuss:

Next thing you know GoCheap will be trying to collect money from members for a preggo DVD.

DT