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Mr. Plow
07-29-2008, 02:02 PM
Seriously.....I'm putting myself out there - what's the problem?

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

Dartgod
07-29-2008, 02:04 PM
Ree to the Pee OH ESS TEE

88TG88
07-29-2008, 02:05 PM
It sounds like it's her privilege to date you. She sounds like the luckiest woman on earth.

btw nice accent

Mr. Plow
07-29-2008, 02:06 PM
Ree to the Pee OH ESS TEE

I figured.....probably several months ago.....but....well......uhhh.....deal with it.

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:06 PM
Gimme an R!!

FAX

Mr. Plow
07-29-2008, 02:07 PM
Gimme an R!!

FAX


Stop it.

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:08 PM
Gimme it!!!

FAX

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:11 PM
Gimme an R!!

FAX

R!!

Dinny

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:11 PM
Gimme it!!!

FAX

it!!

Dinny

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:11 PM
Gimme an E!!!!

FAX

Donger
07-29-2008, 02:12 PM
That chap has panache. And he's writing a movie script.

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:12 PM
Gimme an E!!!!

FAX

E!!!!

Dinny

Donger
07-29-2008, 02:13 PM
E!

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:13 PM
Gimme a G!!!

FAX

Donger
07-29-2008, 02:13 PM
Gimmie a T!

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:13 PM
Gimme a G!!!

FAX

G!!!

Dinny

Dartgod
07-29-2008, 02:14 PM
I figured.....probably several months ago.....but....well......uhhh.....deal with it.
Just giving you crap...it's all good.

In fact, I listened to the whole thing again. If this isn't fake, he's the biggest douchebag imaginable.

Demonpenz
07-29-2008, 02:14 PM
JAZZ HANDS!

Mr. Plow
07-29-2008, 02:14 PM
Gimme a G!!!

FAX


Don't make me come over there.....

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:14 PM
Gimmie a T!

T!

Dinny

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:15 PM
What's that spell??!!!???

FAX

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:15 PM
Put back Mr. Donger's T!!!!

FAX

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:16 PM
What's that spell??!!!???

FAX

Was I supposed to keep track of something?

Dinny

siberian khatru
07-29-2008, 02:16 PM
http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Die%20Hard%2003.jpg

Welcome to the party, pal!

Donger
07-29-2008, 02:16 PM
Gimmie an X!

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:16 PM
Put back Mr. Donger's T!!!!

FAX

Here's your T back, Donger.

Dinny

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:17 PM
Gimmie an X!

X!

Dinny

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:18 PM
Replace Mr. Donger's X With An O And Gimme That!!!!

FAX

Donger
07-29-2008, 02:19 PM
O!!!

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:20 PM
Replace Mr. Donger's X With An O And Gimme That!!!!

FAX

Here's your X back, Donger.

Here's an O, Donger.

That!!!!

Dinny

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:21 PM
What's going on?

Dinny

Tribal Warfare
07-29-2008, 02:21 PM
He must have a bike on steroids

siberian khatru
07-29-2008, 02:22 PM
What's going on?

Dinny

Either they're playing tic tac toe, or they're exchanging hugs and kisses.

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:22 PM
Time out, Fax.

I gotta go get a beer.

Dinny

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:24 PM
Okay. Here's what I think I've got so far. An R, an E, a G, an O maybe, and one of Mr. Donger's leftover Xs. Now what does that friggin' spell?

FAX

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:24 PM
Ahhhhh.

Shiner Bock.

Okay, now I'm ready.

Dinny

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:25 PM
It's got to spell something.

FAX

Donger
07-29-2008, 02:25 PM
Okay. Here's what I think I've got so far. An R, an E, a G, an O maybe, and one of Mr. Donger's leftover Xs. Now what does that friggin' spell?

FAX

REGOX! REGOX!!!

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:26 PM
Okay. Here's what I think I've got so far. An R, an E, a G, an O maybe, and one of Mr. Donger's leftover Xs. Now what does that friggin' spell?

FAX

OXERG?

Dinny

Dartgod
07-29-2008, 02:26 PM
I think FAX just spelled.....R-E-G-T-<s>X</s>-O?

EDIT: You guys left out the "T"

Put back Mr. Donger's T!!!!

FAX

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:26 PM
So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra.....

Dinny

Gonzo
07-29-2008, 02:27 PM
ROFL

Gonzo
07-29-2008, 02:30 PM
OXREG? REXOG? OXGER?

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:30 PM
I lost 255 casino bucks last night betting against the Cubs.

Sabathia always pitches well against Chicago teams.

Dinny

Gonzo
07-29-2008, 02:32 PM
I lost 255 casino bucks last night betting against the Cubs.

Sabathia always pitches well against Chicago teams.

Dinny

Is OXGER some sort of nickname for the Cubs Dinny? I'm still trying to figure this out.

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:34 PM
OGRE-X ... We may be in luck, gentlemen. I think this may get rid of ugly green forest monsters.

FAX

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:35 PM
Is OXGER some sort of nickname for the Cubs Dinny? I'm still trying to figure this out.

You think you got problems?

I fart when I pee, and I don't know why.

Dinny

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:36 PM
Stevie Ray would help this bash.

Dinny

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:39 PM
If he can spell and/or shout out letters, he's welcome to try.

FAX

Gonzo
07-29-2008, 02:41 PM
Gimme a Z!!!!!

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:42 PM
You'll have to pry this Z out of my cold, dead hands.

FAX

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:43 PM
Gimme a Z!!!!!

That doesn't make any sense.

Dinny

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:43 PM
Somebody loan me a vowel.

Dinny

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:45 PM
Is he asking for all the letters at once? Whatever happened to sportsmanship and fair friggin' play?

FAX

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:46 PM
Is he asking for all the letters at once? Whatever happened to sportsmanship and fair friggin' play?

FAX

He who?

Dinny

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:47 PM
What really saturates my loris, is the fact that I was going to spell something really, really good until Mr. Donger comes in and bolluxes (sp?) everything to hell and gone.

You honestly can't have two people doing the gimme letter thing at the same time.

FAX

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:47 PM
He who?

Dinny

Mr. Gonzo. "Gimme A Z?"

FAX

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:50 PM
Mr. Gonzo. "Gimme A Z?"

FAX

O, I C.

I don't know, Fax. I just haven't been the same since I kicked my nasty music habit.

Dinny

QuikSsurfer
07-29-2008, 02:50 PM
What the hell is going on in here?

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:51 PM
O, I C.

I don't know, Fax. I just haven't been the same since I kicked my nasty music habit.

Dinny

You're joking, right? You haven't given up music.

FAX

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:51 PM
What the hell is going on in here?

It's going to cost you an S to find out.

FAX

Donger
07-29-2008, 02:52 PM
What really saturates my loris, is the fact that I was going to spell something really, really good until Mr. Donger comes in and bolluxes (sp?) everything to hell and gone.

You honestly can't have two people doing the gimme letter thing at the same time.

FAX

"bollocked"

QuikSsurfer
07-29-2008, 02:52 PM
It's going to cost you an S to find out.

FAX

**** that Sh*t

ENDelt260
07-29-2008, 02:53 PM
You think you got problems?

I fart when I pee, and I don't know why.

Dinny

Beats peeing when you fart.

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:55 PM
You're joking, right? You haven't given up music.

FAX

Nope, cold turkey.

There's no known patch. Cold sweats, the shakes, puking, can't sleep. Haven't slung a stick in over a month. Play my guitars at home when nobody can hear me once in a while.

Hell, I'm considering getting married again.

Dinny

FAX
07-29-2008, 02:57 PM
Wow. That's terrible news on many levels, Mr. Dinny Blues. Good luck, I guess.

Have you found a potential wife yet?

FAX

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 02:59 PM
Have you found a potential wife yet?

FAX

I sure as hell hope not.

Then I'd really be in bad shape.

Dinny

crazycoffey
07-29-2008, 03:01 PM
I sure as hell hope not.

Then I'd really be in bad shape.

Dinny


only if you had to pee during the honeymoon?

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 03:06 PM
I don't think there will actually be a wedding. The marriage thing is just a nasty side affect of music withdrawals.

Been a tough month, I may have to quit quitting.

Dazed and confused.

This thread, however, shows some potential.

Dinny

Buzz
07-29-2008, 03:06 PM
What the hell is going on in here?


I think a man died with a letter in his hand...

Dinny Blues
07-29-2008, 06:42 PM
This thread has lost its burst.

Dinny

Hydrae
07-29-2008, 07:47 PM
Gimme an E!!!!

FAX

Will a tiny one work? :)

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar6251_77.gif

"Bob" Dobbs
07-29-2008, 07:49 PM
OXREG? REXOG? OXGER?I think the problem is someone's had an unexpected vowel movement.

Count Zarth
07-29-2008, 07:49 PM
I usually just stare at girls until they see me looking at them like a perv. If they want some C-Dub they'll come running.

FAX
07-29-2008, 08:26 PM
I don't think there will actually be a wedding. The marriage thing is just a nasty side affect of music withdrawals.

Been a tough month, I may have to quit quitting.

Dazed and confused.

This thread, however, shows some potential.

Dinny

I had to take a break from the wild world of computing to make a fresh peach pie, Mr. Dinny Blues. I know you're interested, so here's how I did it ... I took the syrup from 1 regular can of yellow, cling peaches, some sugar, a little flour, salt, mere touch of nutmeg, and about three drops of vanilla extract. I jammed all this together over a medium heat until the stuff thickened. Then I took 8 peaches (fresh and ripe from the local farmer's market), and sliced them and threw them in along with a little fresh lemon juice and a couple tablespoons of fresh, creamery butter. That's the inside of the pie. The crust is a couple cups of flour, a teaspoon or so of salt, about 2/3 cup Crisco (the goat herder's friend), and some ice cold water. Slammed some crust on the bottom of the pie, filled 'er up with the peach stuff, slammed some crust on the top of the pie, and ovenated the result at 400 degrees for about 50 minutes. My brand new fresh peach pie is now cooling on the kitchen counter. I just wish I had some homemade vanilla icecream to go with it.

Now, on to other matters. You must reengage the music business immediately. I just took a week off to cut some new material (4 new songs) with a guitarist from Colorado Springs and had an absolute blast. I can tell you that you will regret leaving music behind for the rest of your natural life if you attempt to do so.

FAX OF THE PIE

markk
07-29-2008, 09:20 PM
sadly there are guys who think this approach works.

Baconeater
07-29-2008, 09:54 PM
I had to take a break from the wild world of computing to make a fresh peach pie, Mr. Dinny Blues. I know you're interested, so here's how I did it ... I took the syrup from 1 regular can of yellow, cling peaches, some sugar, a little flour, salt, mere touch of nutmeg, and about three drops of vanilla extract. I jammed all this together over a medium heat until the stuff thickened. Then I took 8 peaches (fresh and ripe from the local farmer's market), and sliced them and threw them in along with a little fresh lemon juice and a couple tablespoons of fresh, creamery butter. That's the inside of the pie. The crust is a couple cups of flour, a teaspoon or so of salt, about 2/3 cup Crisco (the goat herder's friend), and some ice cold water. Slammed some crust on the bottom of the pie, filled 'er up with the peach stuff, slammed some crust on the top of the pie, and ovenated the result at 400 degrees for about 50 minutes. My brand new fresh peach pie is now cooling on the kitchen counter. I just wish I had some homemade vanilla icecream to go with it.

Now, on to other matters. You must reengage the music business immediately. I just took a week off to cut some new material (4 new songs) with a guitarist from Colorado Springs and had an absolute blast. I can tell you that you will regret leaving music behind for the rest of your natural life if you attempt to do so.

FAX OF THE PIE
I hope you used a metal shoehorn to scoop the butter out and not a plastic one.

FAX
07-29-2008, 09:58 PM
I hope you used a metal shoehorn to scoop the butter out and not a plastic one.

You confuse and frighten me.

FAX

Mizzou_8541
07-29-2008, 10:29 PM
Dude, you should stop playing games. After all, you are one of the only guys in the city who has nothing wrong with you.

Mr. Plow
07-30-2008, 07:09 AM
You confuse and frighten me.

FAX


This whole thread confuses and frightens me....and I started it.

Rausch
07-30-2008, 07:23 AM
Hell, I'm considering getting married again.

Dinny

Really?

Here, just give all your money away, be sure to sit on your nuts every time you have to drop a deuce, and record women bitc#!ng to play back every waking moment of your day.

It will save you the wedding/honeymoon costs and perhaps even some sanity.

Now get your azz down to the lake and make some sounds us drunks like...:)