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dorseybowe
07-29-2008, 09:58 PM
Croyle, the assumed starter and potential QBOTF, falters in the Preseason. He slings interceptions, fumbles the football, makes obtuse decisions, and demonstrates no betterment.

On the other hand, Thigpen steps up in the Preseason. He exhibits poise in the pocket, makes alert decisions, and remains nearly mistake free throughout, commanding the second offense to multiple touchdowns.

Week one arrives. Who starts?

PGM
07-29-2008, 09:59 PM
I believe Croyle will start no matter what happens in preseason. (barring injury of course)

Douche Baggins
07-29-2008, 10:00 PM
Not happening.

markk
07-29-2008, 10:04 PM
play whichever one wins the job

POND_OF_RED
07-29-2008, 10:04 PM
Week one arrives. Who starts?

Huard

SPchief
07-29-2008, 10:05 PM
Huard

I'll stab you

DeezNutz
07-29-2008, 10:10 PM
Given Croyle's history with injuries, I'd say it's almost a given someone else will be starting at QB at some point for the Chiefs this season.

chiefs1111
07-29-2008, 10:14 PM
Given Croyle's history with injuries, I'd say it's almost a given someone else will be starting at QB at some point for the Chiefs this season.

Agreed.

dorseybowe
07-29-2008, 10:26 PM
If you haven't already interpreted my decision from the post, I would give Thigpen the reigns.

blueballs
07-29-2008, 10:29 PM
Pennington

FAX
07-29-2008, 11:54 PM
Hypothetical: Laura Dern runs for President of the United States and wins. She appoints her father as Secretary Of State and he whines his way into a meeting with the leadership of the People's Republic of China for the purpose of discussing economic issues of mutual concern. Weeks later, in Beijing, the high level meeting begins, but after the usual, initial pleasantries are exchanged, the Premier's cell phone rings. He answers the call, then listens intently for several minutes as his previously forced smile disappears, his face turns even more pale than normal, and he abruptly excuses himself from the meeting. Bruce is then told by the Premier's attendents that he must return immediately to the US taking all diplomatic personnel with him as the Chinese are closing their borders.

On his way back to his hotel, Bruce's limousine and escorts are caught in a traffic jam. Impatient, the limousine driver glances upward toward the sky and sees for the first time the cause of the traffic snarl. The driver gasps, then cries out in awe as an enormous chariot of shining gold descends through the distant clouds, pulled by 8 gigantic white horses and driven by a long haired, bearded man clothed in flowing white robes. You are Bruce's highest ranking Secret Service officer. Do you, A) Resign on the spot, B) Take out your gun and shoot the chariot driver, C) Begin to pray, D) Immediately send out a detail to locate a Western missionary to meet with Bruce at the American Embassy, or E) Abandon Bruce and follow the chariot to its destination wherever that might be?

FAX

dorseybowe
07-29-2008, 11:57 PM
Yes.

DaneMcCloud
07-30-2008, 12:02 AM
Hypothetical: Laura Dern runs for President of the United States and wins. She appoints her father as Secretary Of State and he whines his way into a meeting with the leadership of the People's Republic of China for the purpose of discussing economic issues of mutual concern. Weeks later, in Beijing, the high level meeting begins, but after the usual, initial pleasantries are exchanged, the Premier's cell phone rings. He answers the call, then listens intently for several minutes as his previously forced smile disappears, his face turns even more pale than normal, and he abruptly excuses himself from the meeting. Bruce is then told by the Premier's attendents that he must return immediately to the US taking all diplomatic personnel with him as the Chinese are closing their borders.

On his way back to his hotel, Bruce's limousine and escorts are caught in a traffic jam. Impatient, the limousine driver glances upward toward the sky and sees for the first time the cause of the traffic snarl. The driver gasps, then cries out in awe as an enormous chariot of shining gold descends through the distant clouds, pulled by 8 gigantic white horses and driven by a long haired, bearded man clothed in flowing white robes. You are Bruce's highest ranking Secret Service officer. Do you, A) Resign on the spot, B) Take out your gun and shoot the chariot driver, C) Begin to pray, D) Immediately send out a detail to locate a Western missionary to meet with Bruce at the American Embassy, or E) Abandon Bruce and follow the chariot to its destination wherever that might be?

FAX

Laura Dern is one of my best friend's step sister.

Maybe she could appoint me the new King Carl.

King Dane. Nice ring...

Dick Bull
07-30-2008, 12:05 AM
Hypothetical: Laura Dern runs for President of the United States and wins. She appoints her father as Secretary Of State and he whines his way into a meeting with the leadership of the People's Republic of China for the purpose of discussing economic issues of mutual concern. Weeks later, in Beijing, the high level meeting begins, but after the usual, initial pleasantries are exchanged, the Premier's cell phone rings. He answers the call, then listens intently for several minutes as his previously forced smile disappears, his face turns even more pale than normal, and he abruptly excuses himself from the meeting. Bruce is then told by the Premier's attendents that he must return immediately to the US taking all diplomatic personnel with him as the Chinese are closing their borders.

On his way back to his hotel, Bruce's limousine and escorts are caught in a traffic jam. Impatient, the limousine driver glances upward toward the sky and sees for the first time the cause of the traffic snarl. The driver gasps, then cries out in awe as an enormous chariot of shining gold descends through the distant clouds, pulled by 8 gigantic white horses and driven by a long haired, bearded man clothed in flowing white robes. You are Bruce's highest ranking Secret Service officer. Do you, A) Resign on the spot, B) Take out your gun and shoot the chariot driver, C) Begin to pray, D) Immediately send out a detail to locate a Western missionary to meet with Bruce at the American Embassy, or E) Abandon Bruce and follow the chariot to its destination wherever that might be?

FAX


in the midst of this I have to stop and ponder who is bruce

Guru
07-30-2008, 12:05 AM
Laura Dern is one of my best friend's step sister.

Maybe she could appoint me the new King Carl.

King Dane. Nice ring...

so how are you connected to Kevin Bacon?

DaneMcCloud
07-30-2008, 12:06 AM
so how are you connected to Kevin Bacon?

I am Kevin Bacon












ROFLROFLROFL

FAX
07-30-2008, 12:11 AM
You have to be kidding. I've met her, too, Mr. DaneMcCloud. OMG!!! Could it be that, at some point in the remote and distant past, our paths have crossed ...? Like two blind mosquitoes who, flying through a dense fog on a clouded, moonless night, bonk heads and fall stunned into the damp grass ...?

Spooky.

FAX THE SPOOKED

dorseybowe
07-30-2008, 12:14 AM
Like two blind mosquitoes who, flying through a dense fog on a clouded, moonless night, bonk heads and fall stunned into the damp grass ...?

Very romantic. :bong:

DaneMcCloud
07-30-2008, 12:14 AM
You have to be kidding. I've met her, too, Mr. DaneMcCloud. OMG!!! Could it be that, at some point in the remote and distant past, our paths have crossed ...? Like two blind mosquitoes who, flying through a dense fog on a clouded, moonless night, bonk heads and fall stunned into the damp grass ...?

Spooky.

FAX THE SPOOKED

Stranger things have happened, Mr. Fax.

Especially in during June Gloom.

FAX
07-30-2008, 12:16 AM
in the midst of this I have to stop and ponder who is bruce

Bruce is our hypothetical Secretary of State, Mr. J Diddy. Personally, I think he's probably a little over-qualified, but it's difficult to vet all those first term cabinet positions in a short time.

FAX

Guru
07-30-2008, 12:16 AM
I am Kevin Bacon












ROFLROFLROFL

so much for six degrees then. :D

Dick Bull
07-30-2008, 12:23 AM
Bruce is our hypothetical Secretary of State, Mr. J Diddy. Personally, I think he's probably a little over-qualified, but it's difficult to vet all those first term cabinet positions in a short time.

FAX

cabinet positions

like in rain mans kitchen?

FAX
07-30-2008, 12:43 AM
Very romantic. :bong:

Perhaps, Mr. dorseybowe, it would be advisable to keep your personal entomological predilections out of a public forum.

FAX

JuicesFlowing
07-30-2008, 01:36 AM
play whichever one wins the job

Croyle is the starter, period. They are not competing for the starting job like last year.