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Nzoner
07-29-2008, 10:27 PM
Let's see

1.Yes,I've been doing my best to look better since at one time I was all but a fat bastard and decided to try and do something about it.

2.I go out with a group of friends every Friday(the mrs doesn't want to go) and I tend to go out with buddies a fair amount because the mrs just doesn't like much of what I do.

3.I have a friend who is a girl who sends me alot of texts,although the mrs never looks at them I've told her that they're all jokes and she may look at anytime and yes I spend alot of time on the computer because my mrs likes to read in bed or watch NASCAR and I'm a night owl.

4.NO I AM NOT CHEATING but when my mrs reads shit like this it tends to get her worked up and then I end up in an argument!!!


NOW FOR THE STORY FROM DR LAURA (http://health.yahoo.com/experts/sexualhealing/31100/3-signs-that-your-man-is-cheating/)

3 Signs That Your Man is Cheating




Revived Interest in Appearance: If your partner suddenly undergoes a makeover of sorts, in which he spends much more time on his appearance, it could mean that he is trying to impress someone new. If he all of the sudden ditches his old khakis and sweats for something more stylish, it might be because he is trying to look his best for a new woman.
Missing in Action: If there are large periods in which your partner is absent and unaccounted for, it could be becausethere are mischievous motives behind his AWOL behavior. Whether it is a run to the corner store that takes over an hour, or whether he is constantly "working late," a missing husband could mean something sinister.
Mysterious Texts or Phone Calls: If you notice mysterious texts or phone calls on your phone bill, or if your husband tries to hide the phone bill or his cell phone from you, it might mean that there is a new love interest in the rafters. Additionally, if he spends more time on the computer, or tries to hide the screen he was looking at when you walk in the room, this is a good indicator that he might be philandering via the worldwide webOf course, the best way to discover what your partner is up to behind your back is to communicate openly and honestly with him. Share your fears regarding his fidelity and try to discuss the matter before you go crazy with worry. Remember, things are not always as they seem!

Finally,the last line,a helluva lot of good that does after all the prior crap.

Mecca
07-29-2008, 10:29 PM
It may not apply to you but generally things like that do apply to someone cheating...

dorseybowe
07-29-2008, 10:32 PM
I feel your pain. Ask for antidepressants in the gun department at Wal-Mart. It's entertaining.

Baconeater
07-29-2008, 10:32 PM
Oh Jesus Christ, Dr Laura is the biggest holier-than-thou c*nt that ever set foot on this earth.

Guru
07-29-2008, 10:39 PM
So all men should just remain fat, lazy slobs to keep the wife happy. heh

Mecca
07-29-2008, 10:49 PM
Anything a person does can be considered suspicious behavior the truth is if you don't trust a person that much that you think those things you probably shouldn't be with them.

dorseybowe
07-29-2008, 10:54 PM
Is Chiefsplanet the place to pose this sort of question?

KcMizzou
07-29-2008, 10:55 PM
Oh Jesus Christ, Dr Laura is the biggest holier-than-thou c*nt that ever set foot on this earth.Right up there with Nancy Grace.

KcMizzou
07-29-2008, 10:56 PM
Is Chiefsplanet the place to pose this sort of question?Chiefsplanet is a bit of a catch-all.

FAX
07-29-2008, 10:56 PM
Dang, Mr. Nzoner. What a strange situation. The key, of course, to a successful relationship is communication between the partners. Sometimes, however, after a period of emotional silence, that's difficult to start. I suppose you could do something for her that conveys sincere intentionality. It would have to be something that she would appreciate and hold dear.

Or, since you're already doing the three things the experts hold forth as the "signs", you could just go ahead and have an affair.

FAX

Nightfyre
07-29-2008, 11:04 PM
Is Chiefsplanet the place to pose this sort of question?

And you've been here a whole MONTH? :)

Baconeater
07-29-2008, 11:06 PM
Is Chiefsplanet the place to pose this sort of question?

How much toilet paper do you use when you take a dump?

Guru
07-29-2008, 11:07 PM
Dang, Mr. Nzoner. What a strange situation. The key, of course, to a successful relationship is communication between the partners. Sometimes, however, after a period of emotional silence, that's difficult to start. I suppose you could do something for her that conveys sincere intentionality. It would have to be something that she would appreciate and hold dear.

Or, since you're already doing the three things the experts hold forth as the "signs", you could just go ahead and have an affair.

FAX

LMAO Only Mr. Fax could come up with such a useful post. :D

Thig Lyfe
07-29-2008, 11:12 PM
my mrs likes to ... watch NASCAR

There's your problem.

dorseybowe
07-29-2008, 11:13 PM
And you've been here a whole MONTH? :)

My apologies.

I should not underestimate the discernment and acumen of a football discussion forum.

dorseybowe
07-29-2008, 11:14 PM
How much toilet paper do you use when you take a dump?
Who uses toilet paper?

Nightfyre
07-29-2008, 11:23 PM
My apologies.

I should not underestimate the discernment and acumen of a football discussion forum.

I'm just poking fun. Geez. CALM DOWN DAMMIT!

Fruit Ninja
07-29-2008, 11:24 PM
My apologies.

I should not underestimate the discernment and acumen of a football discussion forum.

This place is for EVERYTHING. I have almost seen it all on here, from people stealing laptops to a chick from this website that bangs a few guys from this forum. Its your all in 1 stop.

Guru
07-29-2008, 11:30 PM
This place is for EVERYTHING. I have almost seen it all on here, from people stealing laptops to a chick from this website that bangs a few guys from this forum. Its your all in 1 stop.

To video game nuts that played a game soo much that the the game manufacturer invited him to represent on their community forums.:D

dorseybowe
07-29-2008, 11:42 PM
This place is for EVERYTHING. I have almost seen it all on here, from people stealing laptops to a chick from this website that bangs a few guys from this forum. Its your all in 1 stop.
Family atmosphere, correct?

Barbeques, company picnics, fratricides, infanticides, matricides, parricides, patricides, regicides, uxoricides, lesbians, gays, heterosexuals, homosexuals, asexuals, bisexuals, trisexuals, quadrisexuals, pansexuals, transexuals, omnisexualdrugss, metrosexuals, beers, sex, porn, religion, politics, divorce, Claythan?

TinyEvel
07-30-2008, 12:18 AM
Nzoner, she might be justified. All male affairs are usually of the physical type (going for a fitter, younger, edgier woman) but women see more of a threat in an emotional affair (one that involves conversation, listening, LAUGHTER).

Just saying, the conceived threat may be one of spent time/connection rather than just bumping uglies. Heck, my wife got mad when i'd play video games or watch sports because it took time away from spending time with and listening to her. Just sayin'

DaneMcCloud
07-30-2008, 12:22 AM
Gotta go with TinyE.

Unless this person is a common friend (and even that's pushing it), it's best to keep new female relationships and communications to the bare minimum. And business, only.

I highly doubt that you'd dig it if the situation were reversed.

Good luck.

Fruit Ninja
07-30-2008, 01:36 AM
To video game nuts that played a game soo much that the the game manufacturer invited him to represent on their community forums.:D

Hey, i get any 2k sports games for free. i just gotta say i need this. lol

ITs also at times alot of work moderating their forums. Places like that people can get really out of hand. lol

JuicesFlowing
07-30-2008, 01:44 AM
Nzoner, she might be justified. All male affairs are usually of the physical type (going for a fitter, younger, edgier woman) but women see more of a threat in an emotional affair (one that involves conversation, listening, LAUGHTER).

Just saying, the conceived threat may be one of spent time/connection rather than just bumping uglies. Heck, my wife got mad when i'd play video games or watch sports because it took time away from spending time with and listening to her. Just sayin'

Well said. I have been through that situation as well.

Fairplay
07-30-2008, 06:32 AM
She's a homewrecker i say.

DaKCMan AP
07-30-2008, 06:44 AM
Is Chiefsplanet the place to pose this sort of question?

Uh.....yes. n00b.

InChiefsHell
07-30-2008, 06:55 AM
Gotta go with TinyE.

Unless this person is a common friend (and even that's pushing it), it's best to keep new female relationships and communications to the bare minimum. And business, only.

I highly doubt that you'd dig it if the situation were reversed.

Good luck.

This is right the hell on! You would NOT dig it if your wife were talking to some dude, texting jokes, blah blah blah. No matter how much you want to believe her that it's just a friendly thing, sooner or later it will begin to bother you.

Reverse the roles and think about that. You need to back off with this chick friend. What's more important, her or your marriage?

Count Zarth
07-30-2008, 06:57 AM
Dr. Laura turns me on.

DaKCMan AP
07-30-2008, 07:04 AM
Dr. Laura turns me on.

I would have guessed Dr. Drew was more your type.

DaKCMan AP
07-30-2008, 07:04 AM
I would have guessed Dr. Drew was more your type.

or Dr. Ruth.

Rausch
07-30-2008, 07:05 AM
This stuff pisses me off too.

Same happened to me about 4 years ago when I got in shape. I've had 3 women friends that were very close friends. Never touched them, never wanted to, never would. She's met them and is cool with them.

But anyone new is a big hassle. Why? You're cool knowing that I always have kept "just freinds" as just friends.

I quit worrying about it. You trust me or you don't. If you don't...do what you've gotta' do...

InChiefsHell
07-30-2008, 07:11 AM
This stuff pisses me off too.

Same happened to me about 4 years ago when I got in shape. I've had 3 women friends that were very close friends. Never touched them, never wanted to, never would. She's met them and is cool with them.

But anyone new is a big hassle. Why? You're cool knowing that I always have kept "just freinds" as just friends.

I quit worrying about it. You trust me or you don't. If you don't...do what you've gotta' do...

You honestly don't understand why she'd have a problem with her husband getting into shape and meeting women who she does not know and who did not know him when he was not "in shape"?

SOrry, but don't be such a "victim". Your wife's feelings are more important than your need to meet new "friends", especially of the female variety...

Demonpenz
07-30-2008, 07:17 AM
set things straight. Smell my dick

Rausch
07-30-2008, 07:17 AM
SOrry, but don't be such a "victim". Your wife's feelings are more important than your need to meet new "friends", especially of the female variety...

The idea that she can't trust me, regardless of the situation, bothers me.

No victim anywhere.

I don't have a problem with her doing the same. I trust you until you give me a reason not to. I've gone to Chiefs/CP events and she has no problem with it. Most of the fellow management at her work are men and they do things together all the time. No problem.

Those who've met me know that I'll sit down and beer up with just about anyone and bull$3it. I'm outgoing.

Demonpenz
07-30-2008, 07:18 AM
You honestly don't understand why she'd have a problem with her husband getting into shape and meeting women who she does not know and who did not know him when he was not "in shape"?

SOrry, but don't be such a "victim". Your wife's feelings are more important than your need to meet new "friends", especially of the female variety...

Yes great idea, don't network, it's bad for work and pleasure in life.

Demonpenz
07-30-2008, 07:24 AM
I freaking hate when my friends get married, because most of them never get to leave the house or have fun. Whenever I go to Wedding's I don't feel real well because I know I am basicly never going to see much anymore.

dj56dt58
07-30-2008, 07:28 AM
sorry...but according to this your cheating...

and I think you should stop..

Rausch
07-30-2008, 07:34 AM
sorry...but according to this your cheating...

and I think you should stop..

Based on what?

Considering what he does I can easily see him needing to talk to a client or go over something with them at the last minute. I'd be shocked if that wasn't common.

As far as texts/calls half the population is made up of women.

And you'd think having good (friendly) relationships with women would say something to your woman. Something like they think you're not a d!ck...

tooge
07-30-2008, 07:50 AM
Are you your childrens father? What a load of crap! Feminazi alert!

tomahawk kid
07-30-2008, 07:57 AM
The sooner that Dr Laura leaves this mortal coil, the better off that unused oxygen will be.

Fairplay
07-30-2008, 07:57 AM
Whenever I go to Wedding's I don't feel real well because I know I am basicly never going to see much anymore.



Maybe thats why they get married. :D

Rausch
07-30-2008, 08:00 AM
The sooner that Dr Laura leaves this mortal coil, the better off that unused oxygen will be.

If her and Ann Landers (I or II) were on the same boat I'd suicide bomb that bidge if not for the fact they'd likely be among my 72 virgins...

PhillyChiefFan
07-30-2008, 08:28 AM
I read this too, and so did the future Mrs. PhillyChiefFan, of course I got a round of questions. I'm getting back into shape (eating better, exercising a lot more, etc). To boot, I have a lot of girls that are friends, I can't wait for her to start in on me for wanting to go to lunch with one of them now.

Midnight_Vulture
07-30-2008, 08:40 AM
To the thread starter, you are one whipped sad schmuck...no offense. Tell your Nascar lovin wife to back off and mind her business.

Whenever my buddies get married or engaged its just sad. They turn into these whipped sad schmucks that let themselves go. They never go out anymore...maybe to a ball game but never to the clubs or bars...its just sad.

I dont like to have too many female friends cause I end up banging them. Thats why I keep things mostly strictly on the physical level so they dont get fall for me or something.

I do have a number of strictly female friends...but they are overweight and I am not attracted to them so its all good.

Deberg_1990
07-30-2008, 08:41 AM
To the thread starter, you are one whipped sad schmuck...no offense. Tell your Nascar lovin wife to back off and mind her business.

Whenever my buddies get married or engaged its just sad. They turn into these whipped sad schmucks that let themselves go. They never go out anymore...maybe to a ball game but never to the clubs or bars...its just sad.

I dont like to have too many female friends cause I end up banging them. Thats why I keep things mostly strictly on the physical level so they dont get fall for me or something.

I do have a number of strictly female friends...but they are overweight and I am not attracted to them so its all good.

I knew it wouldnt take long for this thread to attract the trash.

Rausch
07-30-2008, 08:43 AM
I read this too, and so did the future Mrs. PhillyChiefFan, of course I got a round of questions. I'm getting back into shape (eating better, exercising a lot more, etc). To boot, I have a lot of girls that are friends, I can't wait for her to start in on me for wanting to go to lunch with one of them now.

Insecurity, Insecurity, Insecurity.

Don't take advice from women. These are the same creatures that belive a set of shoes will land them a man.

Face, boobs, arse.

After that you can have flippers and wings and the average male won't even notice...

Rausch
07-30-2008, 08:55 AM
To the thread starter, you are one whipped sad schmuck...no offense. Tell your Nascar lovin wife to back off and mind her business.

Whenever my buddies get married or engaged its just sad. They turn into these whipped sad schmucks that let themselves go. They never go out anymore...maybe to a ball game but never to the clubs or bars...its just sad.

I dont like to have too many female friends cause I end up banging them. Thats why I keep things mostly strictly on the physical level so they dont get fall for me or something.

I do have a number of strictly female friends...but they are overweight and I am not attracted to them so its all good.

...

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CrazyHorse
07-30-2008, 08:55 AM
Perhaps it's time to quit looking at things from your perspective, and look at things from hers.

Put yourself in her shoes.

If some guy was always sending her text messages, she was staying up all night on the computer, and would rather spend time with her friends than to spend time finding something the two of you could do together, how would you feel?

Cheating or not, it's causing her stress. What's more important, them or her? If you had the same concerns she does(even if she is wrong), how would you want her to respond to those concerns?

I'm not trying to tell you what to do, or not to do. Those are individual decisions that should be made by each person faced with thier own situations. I'm just trying to lend perspective.

Good luck

Fairplay
07-30-2008, 08:58 AM
Whenever my buddies get married or engaged its just sad. They turn into these whipped sad schmucks that let themselves go. They never go out anymore...maybe to a ball game but never to the Gay clubs or Gay bars with me...its just sad.

I dont like to have too many male friends cause I end up banging them. Thats why I keep things mostly strictly on the physical level so they dont get fall for me or something.

I do have a number of strictly female friends...but they are overweight and I am not attracted to them, and because i'm into men, boys also so its all good. :thailor:

FYP

Rausch
07-30-2008, 09:06 AM
If some guy was always sending her text messages, she was staying up all night on the computer, and would rather spend time with her friends than to spend time finding something the two of you could do together, how would you feel?

Cheating or not, it's causing her stress. What's more important, them or her?

Problem is we here know why he's on the puter. Often he's on here.

Strike one.

He does spend time with her.

Strike two.

Strike 3 is basic human nature. People change when they get back into shape. Men and women. They take more pride in themselves, they feel an increased libido, they no longer feel hampered by the shame and reluctance of a flab-framed body and enjoy doing more things in public.

And they are happy.

The one thing that made it easy for me was that me and the wife were both fat at the same time, both dieted at the same time, both got in shape at the same time. Since change came for both of us it wasn't difficult to understand the difference in behaviors.

We got to share it.

Redrum_69
07-30-2008, 09:07 AM
Is your girlfriend hot?

Is she younger than your wife?

If she is older than your wife, then it shouldnt be a problem...but younger splittail is bad news.

Hope you have a good lawyer


btw, does this put a damper on the get together in September?

Mr. Plow
07-30-2008, 09:53 AM
I'm going through a similar situation myself Nzoner. I don't text with the woman - she works with us - but she is very flirty with me. I try to keep it business related conversations.....she does not.

Long story short......my wife & this lady are damn near spitting images of each other in regards to personality. I think that is what bothers her the most. She knows how she is, sees it in this woman, which has caused a few problems.

All I can do is reassure her that nothing is, has, or will go on between us. She has to trust me from there. I do my part in keeping things business.

Rausch
07-30-2008, 10:02 AM
All I can do is reassure her that nothing is, has, or will go on between us. She has to trust me from there. I do my part in keeping things business.

And I think that as long as there's no past infidelity it is flat out insluting to insinuate or ask that person to change their behavior.

I'm sorry, but without a reason to suspect my character YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH TRUST THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM.

I will not change my normal social behaviors to pamper to your ego or insecurities.

CrazyHorse
07-30-2008, 10:05 AM
Problem is we here know why he's on the puter. Often he's on here.

Strike one.

He does spend time with her.

Strike two.

Strike 3 is basic human nature. People change when they get back into shape. Men and women. They take more pride in themselves, they feel an increased libido, they no longer feel hampered by the shame and reluctance of a flab-framed body and enjoy doing more things in public.

And they are happy.

The one thing that made it easy for me was that me and the wife were both fat at the same time, both dieted at the same time, both got in shape at the same time. Since change came for both of us it wasn't difficult to understand the difference in behaviors.

We got to share it.

Congrats on losing the weight. I've been a bit of a work out warrior myself for the last 10-12 years or so. So I can appreciate where you are coming from, to some degree. But not completely.

Obviously you have mistaken the context of my post. I haven't struck out on any point. She is obviously stressed out about the situation. Whether she should be or not. Given that, he has two options. Either he does what it takes to make her feel better. Or he doesn't.

Personally, I would do what it takes to make the wife happy. After all, she does everything she can to make me happy. They call it commitment to a loving relationship.

Has my wife ever been unreasonable in the 23 years we've been married? Of course. Has she ever been jealous when there was no need to be? You bet. It's part of the deal. Was it inconvienient? Yes. Even pissed me off.

But I did what I had to, to make peace. She has earned that consideration from me. After all, in the event that I ever make a mistake (it's bound to happen some day) I will want the same consideration.

JMO

Mr. Plow
07-30-2008, 10:09 AM
And I think that as long as there's no past infidelity it is flat out insluting to insinuate or ask that person to change their behavior.

There haven't been.

Nzoner
07-30-2008, 10:12 AM
You honestly don't understand why she'd have a problem with her husband getting into shape and meeting women who she does not know and who did not know him when he was not "in shape"?

SOrry, but don't be such a "victim". Your wife's feelings are more important than your need to meet new "friends", especially of the female variety...

Sorry I should've clarified this,she knows this female friend,hell she's been to numerous get togethers at our home and once again all the texting is jokes only which I have invited her to see at anytime and I've never responded to the texts because I can't stand texting.

Nzoner
07-30-2008, 10:17 AM
To the thread starter, you are one whipped sad schmuck...no offense. Tell your Nascar lovin wife to back off and mind her business.

Whenever my buddies get married or engaged its just sad. They turn into these whipped sad schmucks that let themselves go. They never go out anymore...maybe to a ball game but never to the clubs or bars...its just sad.

I dont like to have too many female friends cause I end up banging them. Thats why I keep things mostly strictly on the physical level so they dont get fall for me or something.

I do have a number of strictly female friends...but they are overweight and I am not attracted to them so its all good.


Uh dip,part of the problem is that I'm not whipped,I've been to Vegas twice without the little lady,I go to the bar at least once a week without her and she on the other hand goes to numerous NASCAR functions and races without me which I have no problem with.

If you took the time to quit being such a stud and got to know a few of us here you might know what the hell you were talking about.

bishop_74
07-30-2008, 10:17 AM
Marriage is about making the tough stuff work. The more you go out of your way to make her happy (spending time with her instead of your friends and less time on the computer) the more she is going to respond and make you happy. Simple math really. It's all about your commitment to her.

PhillyChiefFan
07-30-2008, 10:21 AM
Insecurity, Insecurity, Insecurity.

Don't take advice from women. These are the same creatures that belive a set of shoes will land them a man.

Face, boobs, arse.

After that you can have flippers and wings and the average male won't even notice...

Well said :clap: Good thing she has the face, boobs, and arse down

Rausch
07-30-2008, 10:30 AM
Congrats on losing the weight.

I've since found much of it back.

Thank you St. Anthony for finally coming through for me.


Obviously you have mistaken the context of my post.

Possible.

I haven't struck out on any point. She is obviously stressed out about the situation. Whether she should be or not. Given that, he has two options. Either he does what it takes to make her feel better. Or he doesn't.

That I'll agree with.

However, part of that is finding out why simple phone/text conversations or respecting his body disturb her so much.

We clearly don't know the full story but we should consider both sides.

Personally, I would do what it takes to make the wife happy. After all, she does everything she can to make me happy.

That's your relationship.

In the setting it seems you're in there likely wouldn't be unreasonable claims. In this relationship that "appears" to be the case.

I'm happy you're happy, and I doubt your relationship needs any help.

Apparently this one does.

I'm trying to base my opinion on the information given and similar circumstances (to the given info) I've had myself.

But I did what I had to, to make peace. She has earned that consideration from me. After all, in the event that I ever make a mistake (it's bound to happen some day) I will want the same consideration.

JMO

Again, sounds like you two have a good thing going. I applaud that.

From what we know the thread is about a loyal man with some new friends who's Mrs. is all worked up over a column in a rag.

Based on that he should change his behavior? Because some columnist says XYZ are signs of something?

Instead of the whole respect her thing why can't he be outraged that she doesn't respect him more than some $#itbag columnist?

Why doesn't that aspect of the relationship matter?

PhillyChiefFan
07-30-2008, 10:34 AM
Uh dip,part of the problem is that I'm not whipped,I've been to Vegas twice without the little lady,I go to the bar at least once a week without her and she on the other hand goes to numerous NASCAR functions and races without me which I have no problem with.

If you took the time to quit being such a stud and got to know a few of us here you might know what the hell you were talking about.

Truth. I go out with my friends to bars whenever I want, she goes out with hers, or we go out together. Who the hell EVER said it has to be that way, I don't ask permission, I do what I want and vise versa. Plus I have sex with a beautiful woman whenever I want...sweeping gerneralities are a great way to loose friends, and wind up the creepy old guy at the bar only to come home and get on Chiefs Planet and flex nuts.

Skip Towne
07-30-2008, 10:43 AM
Uh dip,part of the problem is that I'm not whipped,I've been to Vegas twice without the little lady,I go to the bar at least once a week without her and she on the other hand goes to numerous NASCAR functions and races without me which I have no problem with.

If you took the time to quit being such a stud and got to know a few of us here you might know what the hell you were talking about.

I wonder who he thinks believes he is "such a stud"? I think he is Hector High School.

luv
07-30-2008, 10:44 AM
My apologies.

I should not underestimate the discernment and acumen of a football discussion forum.

Don't think of it as a football discussion forum. Think of it as a place where Chiefs fans come to hang out. Anything can get discussed. Well, almost anything. Besides a lot of people on here know each other, so it's more like a discussion at the dinner table than anything.

Nzoner
07-30-2008, 10:47 AM
Don't think of it as a football discussion forum. Think of it as a place where Chiefs fans come to hang out. Anything can get discussed. Well, almost anything. Besides a lot of people on here know each other, so it's more like a discussion at the bar

FYP

Nzoner
07-30-2008, 10:47 AM
I wonder who he thinks believes he is "such a stud"? I think he is Hector High School.

My bad I shoulda said thinking he was

Count Zarth
07-30-2008, 10:50 AM
Midnight Vulture is a stud. While you potbellied losers are snoring away he's poppin' Excedrin, slugging Red Bull and jackhammering chicks who could be a 7 in the right light.

DaKCMan AP
07-30-2008, 10:53 AM
Midnight Vulture is a stud. While you potbellied losers are snoring away he's poppin' Excedrin, slugging Red Bull and jackhammering chicks who could be a 7 in the right light.

I must admit that's pretty good. ROFL

boogblaster
07-30-2008, 11:02 AM
Don't get whipped Zoner ... Friendship is a good thing ....

RJ
07-30-2008, 11:22 AM
Nzoner, not to worry. We're reaching an age where this stuff won't matter much longer. Pretty soon the only contact you'll have with the wife will be during dinner, Wheel of Fortune and Murder She Wrote. You probably won't even make it all the way through Murder She Wrote, most likely you'll fall asleep in your chair. Eventually you'll wake up long enough to go off to your bed. Your wife will stay up long enough to watch the news and maybe Leno's monologue and then she'll go to her bed. You might bump into each other in the kitchen the next morning but then you'll probably go out to the coffee shop to meet your buddies and she won't notice you left for at least a few hours. So as you can see, things will get easier.

Hope that helps.

Deberg_1990
07-30-2008, 12:23 PM
so it's more like a discussion at the dinner table than anything.

You talk about poop, butt sex, lesbians and other deviant activity at your dinner table?

J Diddy
07-30-2008, 12:29 PM
Midnight Vulture is a stud. While you potbellied losers are snoring away he's poppin' Excedrin, slugging Red Bull and jackhammering chicks who could be a 7 in the right light.

ROFL

finally he writes something I like

J Diddy
07-30-2008, 12:29 PM
You talk about poop, butt sex, lesbians and other deviant activity at your dinner table?

who doesn't

Midnight_Vulture
07-30-2008, 12:32 PM
Uh dip,part of the problem is that I'm not whipped,I've been to Vegas twice without the little lady,I go to the bar at least once a week without her and she on the other hand goes to numerous NASCAR functions and races without me which I have no problem with.

If you took the time to quit being such a stud and got to know a few of us here you might know what the hell you were talking about.

WOW you've been to Vegas...twice...without your wife...so?ROFL

You go to the bars ONCE a week...without your wife?ROFL

Man, you got it made. I envy you. Maybe your wife will let you to the bars TWICE during a week.ROFL

Midnight_Vulture
07-30-2008, 12:36 PM
And I cant find the exact quote but someone in this thread said that they'll do anything to make their wife happy...ummm wow how about you just hand over your nuts to her as well.

I actually feel sorry for some of you guys. Your daily lives must be quite boring. "Honey, can I go hang out with the boys at the bar, I know I already went one time this week but I want to go out again"

"No"

"Ooooookaaaay"

So sad indeed.

J Diddy
07-30-2008, 12:36 PM
WOW you've been to Vegas...twice...without your wife...so?ROFL

You go to the bars ONCE a week...without your wife?ROFL

Man, you got it made. I envy you. Maybe your wife will let you to the bars TWICE during a week.ROFL

it's called growing up, you should try it

you're obviously young and dumb
I don't care how much you brag about being rich, picking up chicks, etc.
there is no way to prove it so it is all just hype

in short you're acting like the new kid in school, making up all kinds of crap to make yourself look cool

the only problem is this isn't school and we're not school age, we're grown ass men who see through your shit

Midnight_Vulture
07-30-2008, 12:40 PM
So when you "grow up" you have to become a whipped schmuck? Gotcha

DaKCMan AP
07-30-2008, 12:43 PM
WOW you've been to Vegas...twice...without your wife...so?ROFL

You go to the bars ONCE a week...without your wife?ROFL

Man, you got it made. I envy you. Maybe your wife will let you to the bars TWICE during a week.ROFL

And I cant find the exact quote but someone in this thread said that they'll do anything to make their wife happy...ummm wow how about you just hand over your nuts to her as well.

I actually feel sorry for some of you guys. Your daily lives must be quite boring. "Honey, can I go hang out with the boys at the bar, I know I already went one time this week but I want to go out again"

"No"

"Ooooookaaaay"

So sad indeed.

You really have no clue. I'm younger than you, better looking than you, smarter than you and single and free to play the field just like you. However, I also realize that being a 'player' isn't all it's cracked up to be and I realize the value of a monogamous relationship. I also realize that marriage to the right person is a great treasure and I look forward to finding that life-long companion.

J Diddy
07-30-2008, 12:46 PM
So when you "grow up" you have to become a whipped schmuck? Gotcha

you obviously know nothing about relationships, takes two to make it work

i really hope you catch something that makes your peepee fall off when your banging your pictured twos so you don't dilute the gene pool any further

Midnight_Vulture
07-30-2008, 12:49 PM
Since you are too scared to post a pic of yourself I highly doubt you are better looking than me. You are just another scared fool talkin smack haha. Its okay though.

Look, I am all for marriage as well. BUT I am not lookin to get married anytime soon at all. If you get married in your 20s you are a chump, a sucker, schmuck. And when I do get married maybe in my early or late 30s, I definitely wont become some whipped little pissant that has to come to internet messageboards to complain about their wife. Thats not for me. This guy that started the thread needs to learn how to become a man and put his foot down.

DaKCMan AP
07-30-2008, 12:50 PM
Since you are too scared to post a pic of yourself I highly doubt you are better looking than me. You are just another scared fool talkin smack haha. Its okay though.

Look, I am all for marriage as well. BUT I am not lookin to get married anytime soon at all. If you get married in your 20s you are a chump, a sucker, schmuck. And when I do get married maybe in my early or late 30s, I definitely wont become some whipped little pissant that has to come to internet messageboards to complain about their wife. Thats not for me. This guy that started the thread needs to learn how to become a man and put his foot down.

My picture is up around here. It's not my problem if you're too dumb to find it.

Deberg_1990
07-30-2008, 12:54 PM
I seriously doubt Midnight is a real person. I have a feeling its a HUGE joke by another member.

Ari Chi3fs
07-30-2008, 12:55 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

CrazyHorse
07-30-2008, 12:56 PM
And I cant find the exact quote but someone in this thread said that they'll do anything to make their wife happy...ummm wow how about you just hand over your nuts to her as well.

I actually feel sorry for some of you guys. Your daily lives must be quite boring. "Honey, can I go hang out with the boys at the bar, I know I already went one time this week but I want to go out again"

"No"

"Ooooookaaaay"

So sad indeed.

It's clear you have very little life experience. You're still wet behind the ears. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. But when you wear your ignorance like party hat you come off looking stupid.

Thumping your chest trying to educate others about something you lack the capacity to understand would be like me trying to teach you how to be a jackass. I would come off looking like an idiot. Kinda like you are now.

Take notes son.

It will serve you when you grow up.

Demonpenz
07-30-2008, 12:56 PM
I don't think it is a joke deberg. There are plenty of guys exactly like him out there.

DaKCMan AP
07-30-2008, 12:57 PM
I seriously doubt Midnight is a real person. I have a feeling its a HUGE joke by another member.

If it's a 'joke' I find it even more pathetic than a real person. I just don't 'get' the enjoyment of multiple usernames and/or 'joke' accounts.

J Diddy
07-30-2008, 12:57 PM
Since you are too scared to post a pic of yourself I highly doubt you are better looking than me. You are just another scared fool talkin smack haha. Its okay though.

Look, I am all for marriage as well. BUT I am not lookin to get married anytime soon at all. If you get married in your 20s you are a chump, a sucker, schmuck. And when I do get married maybe in my early or late 30s, I definitely wont become some whipped little pissant that has to come to internet messageboards to complain about their wife. Thats not for me. This guy that started the thread needs to learn how to become a man and put his foot down.


no your some ignorant little pissant who comes to an internet messageboard to try to feel better about themselves by immersing yourself into a world that isn't reality

in short you are the person who has done everything in your life and done it better than anyone else

your theme song should be brad paisley's "online"

keg in kc
07-30-2008, 01:00 PM
She could try doing something crazy like, you know, going out with you and doing stuff you enjoy instead of only doing what she wants to do.

Pablo
07-30-2008, 01:01 PM
I actually feel sorry for some of you guys. Your daily lives must be quite boring. "Honey, can I go hang out with the boys at the bar, I know I already went one time this week but I want to go out again"I hope you enjoy going out to the bars by yourself when you're 30. Because if your friends are even remotely more intelligent than you, I'm sure they'll have more or less settled down and stopped going out.

There will be no going out to the bar with the 'boy's. Just a boy going out to the bar by himself more than likely.

J Diddy
07-30-2008, 01:02 PM
She could try doing something crazy like, you know, going out with you and doing stuff you enjoy instead of only doing what she wants to do.


yep i'd take kegs advice:spock:

J Diddy
07-30-2008, 01:03 PM
I hope you enjoy going out to the bars by yourself when you're 30. Because if your friends are even remotely more intelligent than you, I'm sure they'll have more or less settled down and stopped going out.

There will be no going out to the bar with the 'boy's. Just a boy going out to the bar by himself more than likely.

he'll be the old guy trying to pick up the 21 year olds

you know the date rapist

Demonpenz
07-30-2008, 01:05 PM
I hope you enjoy going out to the bars by yourself when you're 30. Because if your friends are even remotely more intelligent than you, I'm sure they'll have more or less settled down and stopped going out.

There will be no going out to the bar with the 'boy's. Just a boy going out to the bar by himself more than likely.

I would add 5 years to that and go along with it. People in the midwest settle earlier. by the time you are 30 in bigger cities that is when you can get your real pimp on.

Pushead2
07-30-2008, 01:05 PM
oh boy , I come back to the board and yet still thrash flying everywhere....

Pablo
07-30-2008, 01:06 PM
I would add 5 years to that and go along with it. People in the midwest settle earlier. by the time you are 30 in bigger cities that is when you can get your real pimp on.This may be true. We're just a bunch of shmucks living in our shanties in the middle of corn fields. We don't know any better.

Demonpenz
07-30-2008, 01:08 PM
yeah the guy is just sad sads ad

J Diddy
07-30-2008, 01:09 PM
I would add 5 years to that and go along with it. People in the midwest settle earlier. by the time you are 30 in bigger cities that is when you can get your real pimp on.

so i need to move to a big city

check

Redrum_69
07-30-2008, 01:44 PM
If it's a 'joke' I find it even more pathetic than a real person. I just don't 'get' the enjoyment of multiple usernames and/or 'joke' accounts.



you arent married are you

sometimes people read this site and you dont want them to know you post here


for that reason alone, i created redrum_69 and ghostof

I'm really phobia

luv
07-30-2008, 01:49 PM
Since you are too scared to post a pic of yourself I highly doubt you are better looking than me. You are just another scared fool talkin smack haha. Its okay though.

Look, I am all for marriage as well. BUT I am not lookin to get married anytime soon at all. If you get married in your 20s you are a chump, a sucker, schmuck. And when I do get married maybe in my early or late 30s, I definitely wont become some whipped little pissant that has to come to internet messageboards to complain about their wife. Thats not for me. This guy that started the thread needs to learn how to become a man and put his foot down.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=29013

You obviously don't pay attention. Is it because I'm a chick? You seem to have no respect for women. Then again, you don't tend to have respect for anyone.

Count Zarth
07-30-2008, 01:51 PM
sexxxxx

DaKCMan AP
07-30-2008, 05:08 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=29013

You obviously don't pay attention. Is it because I'm a chick? You seem to have no respect for women. Then again, you don't tend to have respect for anyone.

Don't help the douche.

FAX
07-30-2008, 05:24 PM
My grandmother oft quoted a Cherokee maxim which I've thought about quite frequently though the years, Ms. luv. I would like to share it with you now and, roughly translated, it goes like this; "The more you wrastle with a turd, the more you get beshit."

FAX

RJ
07-30-2008, 05:25 PM
Turd Wrestling........The Sport of Kings.

Jewish Rabbi
07-30-2008, 05:36 PM
Oh Dr. Laura...There's nothing like having a doctorate in art and pretending you know how to solve everybody's problems.

Spicy McHaggis
07-30-2008, 05:42 PM
Dr. Laura turns me on.

Why? Because you're the assertive man she needs, and she's the hardcore bitch you've always dreamed of?

FAX
07-30-2008, 05:45 PM
The thing that's cool about Dr. Laura is that she's loonier than a bag of monkey-pigs sniffing gas and doesn't even know it.

FAX

Count Zarth
07-30-2008, 05:50 PM
Why? Because you're the assertive man she needs, and she's the hardcore bitch you've always dreamed of?

I WANT TO BE DOMINATED

Fairplay
07-30-2008, 06:22 PM
If it's a 'joke' I find it even more pathetic than a real person. I just don't 'get' the enjoyment of multiple usernames and/or 'joke' accounts.



Kotter might clue you into why a person would want multiple accounts.

Fairplay
07-30-2008, 06:24 PM
I seriously doubt Midnight is a real person. I have a feeling its a HUGE joke by another member.



I agree. I still give him sh*t though. What the heck.

blueballs
07-30-2008, 06:50 PM
i hope midnight_vulture sells his sperm to spem banks
the johnny appleseed domination of the world

DaKCMan AP
07-30-2008, 06:51 PM
i hope midnight_vulture sells his sperm to spem banks
the johnny appleseed domination of the world

From the looks of it, those girls he's posted pics of ARE sperm banks.

blueballs
07-30-2008, 06:56 PM
From the looks of it, those girls he's posted pics of ARE sperm banks.

Am i the only one who thinks the guy in that picture
and the guy in his avatar are not the same person