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John_Wayne
07-30-2008, 03:11 PM
You know it's going to happen.

Jared Allen = :Poke:

Brandon Albert = :$2500:

Mecca
07-30-2008, 03:12 PM
Only if Branden has some beer and won't share.

blueballs
07-30-2008, 03:16 PM
since Jared stop drinking
he's all mature and shit

Consistent1
07-30-2008, 03:16 PM
Allen is not going to be stupid IMO. He got his money. He will just play it like normal.

SNR
07-30-2008, 03:17 PM
They don't know each other. I doubt it.

Jared will be a giant dick probably, but Albert will know not to let that shit go to his head

Redrum_69
07-30-2008, 03:17 PM
Jartard will have a horrible season

StcChief
07-30-2008, 03:19 PM
depends on "how" seriously they take the scrimmage....

BigRock
07-30-2008, 03:20 PM
On the third play from scrimmage, Allen will get past Albert for a sack. As he walks back to the LOS, Allen will talk some smack to the rookie LT.

Albert will then leap into the air and deliver a downward-thrusting karate kick to Allen's leg, shattering his tibia. Allen will attempt a comeback in 2009, but will never be the same player.

He'll go onto have a lengthy career as a firey defensive line coach, known for the "Allen drill" where prospects try to knock a beer can out of his hands.

Jawshco
07-30-2008, 03:25 PM
On the third play from scrimmage, Allen will get past Albert for a sack. As he walks back to the LOS, Allen will talk some smack to the rookie LT.

Albert will then leap into the air and deliver a downward-thrusting karate kick to Allen's leg, shattering his tibia. Allen will attempt a comeback in 2009, but will never be the same player.

He'll go onto have a lengthy career as a firey defensive line coach, known for the "Allen drill" where prospects try to knock a beer can out of his hands.


:thumb:ROFL:bravo: Nicely done!

RustShack
07-30-2008, 03:32 PM
Allen wont even try, he has his money. Albert would kick his ass anyways.

Demonpenz
07-30-2008, 03:35 PM
I would say probably good chance they will fight, no love lost between teams or the players

Frazod
07-30-2008, 03:37 PM
Wouldn't surprise if that dumbass hick pulled something. I hope Albert kicks his ass up between his shoulder blades.

Chief Chief
07-30-2008, 04:54 PM
Seems to me that the majority of the previous pugilistic pop-offs that happened during these Chiefs-Viqueens preseason pairings were originated the Purple People (read: dick) Eaters. So *IF* JA picks a fight, I believe it'll only be because others on his team would start a scrum or two and then put it on him to do the same or face being labeled a traitor to his new team.

Short Leash Hootie
07-30-2008, 06:44 PM
I doubt Allen even participates in the scrimmage...

Skip Towne
07-30-2008, 06:48 PM
I doubt Allen even participates in the scrimmage...

Why do you say that?

JASONSAUTO
07-30-2008, 06:49 PM
people say that he might be held out because of the money he makes

cabletech94
07-30-2008, 06:52 PM
Here's how I see it going down:

JA gets a sack in say 10 plays or so, then takes the rest of the day off.
BA rules the rest of the day (hopefully).

Chiefnj2
07-30-2008, 06:56 PM
It's usually the scrubs and bubble players that get chippy. The big name guys know they won't hit incentives if they get hurt.

KCUnited
07-30-2008, 07:05 PM
I say Jared comes out and shakes a bunch of hands, laughs it up with some of the guys, goes hard on a few plays, gives the rook some shit, and laughs his way back to the pussy and money he's drowning in.

CupidStunt
07-30-2008, 07:10 PM
Allen could get the better of Albert for the first few snaps as Albert adjusts to a new type of rusher, but in typical Allen fashion he'll disappear for the rest of the practice.

unlurking
07-30-2008, 07:43 PM
I say Jared comes out and shakes a bunch of hands, laughs it up with some of the guys, goes hard on a few plays, gives the rook some shit, and laughs his way back to the pussy and money he's drowning in.
Life is tough all over.

rtmike
07-30-2008, 07:52 PM
Allen could get the better of Albert for the first few snaps as Albert adjusts to a new type of rusher, but in typical Allen fashion he'll disappear for the rest of the practice.

Agreed. JA may get the best of BA the first few quarters but most likely disappear in the second half. It'll be just like he's not even in the game. ;)

chiefs1111
07-30-2008, 08:02 PM
I don't know if they will get into it,but i am sure at some point there will be a fight or two,always seems to be... Didn't Kyle Turley get into it with some one at last years scrimmage? I might be wrong though,im not sure

BIG K
07-30-2008, 08:17 PM
Albert would beat the **** out of Allen, staple Allens sack to his forehead and then tap his girlfriend just for good measure.....

Even drunk, I don't think Allen could be that stupid to start a fight with him...

CupidStunt
07-30-2008, 09:51 PM
I don't know if they will get into it,but i am sure at some point there will be a fight or two,always seems to be... Didn't Kyle Turley get into it with some one at last years scrimmage? I might be wrong though,im not sure

Ray Edwards.

If B-Rich nutted up that mammoth of a man would destroy Edwards.

Reerun_KC
07-30-2008, 09:53 PM
I say Jared comes out and shakes a bunch of hands, laughs it up with some of the guys, goes hard on a few plays, gives the rook some shit, and laughs his way back to the pussy and money he's drowning in.
QFT

Why should he care about the Chiefs? He is on a superbowl contender while we are still a preseason pretender...

Mr. Flopnuts
07-30-2008, 09:56 PM
I say Jared comes out and shakes a bunch of hands, laughs it up with some of the guys, goes hard on a few plays, gives the rook some shit, and laughs his way back to the pussy and money he's drowning in.

Don't forget the Natty Light. Jared keeps it "real"

ChiefsCountry
07-30-2008, 10:02 PM
QFT

Why should he care about the Chiefs? He is on a superbowl contender while we are still a preseason pretender...

Steve Bono or Elvis Grbac would be an upgrade for the quarterback situation in Minnesota.

blueballs
07-30-2008, 10:04 PM
all that money and
jared's hitting Redrum's mom
drown away

KCUnited
07-30-2008, 10:05 PM
Don't forget the Natty Light. Jared keeps it "real"

I heard it's Schmidts up there.

Reerun_KC
07-30-2008, 10:06 PM
Steve Bono or Elvis Grbac would be an upgrade for the quarterback situation in Minnesota.

Cant argue that, but they are very talented group of players...

Consistent1
07-31-2008, 06:52 AM
Steve Bono or Elvis Grbac would be an upgrade for the quarterback situation in Minnesota.


Brodie Croyle? Hard to make fun of Minny from a Chiefs fan perspective.