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Programmer
07-30-2008, 08:18 PM
One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama". The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr. Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing your answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow.


Don't forget to vote!!!!







Let's see how long it takes for the libs to go off!

HolmeZz
07-30-2008, 08:19 PM
Oh, the hilarity.

banyon
07-30-2008, 08:22 PM
Please s*** out more of your lame email forwards.

Programmer
07-30-2008, 08:31 PM
Please s*** out more of your lame email forwards.

Let's see how long it takes for the libs to go off!

I see it didn't take long.

That one wasn't a forward, simple editing of an old joke. I knew you would lose control. Should have bet who would be first.

banyon
07-30-2008, 08:33 PM
Let's see how long it takes for the libs to go off!

I see it didn't take long.

That one wasn't a forward, simple editing of an old joke. I knew you would lose control. Should have bet who would be first.

You think that's losing control? Do you live in a plastic bubble?

Programmer
07-30-2008, 08:37 PM
You think that's losing control? Do you live in a plastic bubble?

Then why post? I hope your ulcer isn't flaring up.

ROFLROFLROFL

banyon
07-30-2008, 08:39 PM
Then why post? I hope your ulcer isn't flaring up.

ROFLROFLROFL


Why post if I'm not losing control?

Do you intentionally sound this stupid?

Programmer
07-30-2008, 08:49 PM
Why post if I'm not losing control?

Do you intentionally sound this stupid?

You can't help yourself can you?

Try Malox.

Are you intentionally that snotty? (Why ask a question I know the answer to?)

YES YOU ARE!

Ultra Peanut
07-30-2008, 09:31 PM
It's Maalox, you ignorant shit.

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Programmer
07-30-2008, 09:34 PM
It's Maalox, you ignorant shit.

Who cares you ignoranus?

I don't need the stuff. Must hold a prominent place in your medicine cabinet.

Reaper16
07-30-2008, 09:41 PM
Then why post? I hope your ulcer isn't flaring up.

ROFLROFLROFL
what is this post i don't even

Ultra Peanut
07-30-2008, 10:15 PM
Who cares you ignoranus?

I don't need the stuff. Must hold a prominent place in your medicine cabinet.It's "ignoramus," you ignorant shit.

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Programmer
07-30-2008, 10:32 PM
It's "ignoramus," you ignorant shit.

No, it's ignoranus. It means that you are stupid and an asshole!

(See Mensa (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1483144/posts))

Ultra Peanut
07-30-2008, 10:53 PM
FreeRepublic all up in ya earhole!

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Programmer
07-30-2008, 11:03 PM
FreeRepublic all up in ya earhole!

You're showing your ghey side here!

Ultra Peanut
07-30-2008, 11:23 PM
You're showing your ghey side here!that's just about the least biting insult evar
*knock knock*
Who's there?
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SBK
07-31-2008, 12:11 AM
It's funny when someone seeks to use a word to call you "stupid" and uses the wrong word. Funny every time. LMAO

Thig Lyfe
07-31-2008, 12:46 AM
No, it's ignoranus. It means that you are stupid and an asshole!

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SBK
07-31-2008, 01:08 AM
Maybe ignoranus is a pill prescribed to guys who don't want to be gay anymore?

Programmer
07-31-2008, 05:39 AM
.

Your search seemed to be void of intelligence as well as a shallow depth of understanding.

Try Google, the word came from a 2005 contest.

Programmer
07-31-2008, 05:41 AM
Maybe ignoranus is a pill prescribed to guys who don't want to be gay anymore?

Not a pill but more a definition of current liberals.

Ultra Peanut
07-31-2008, 05:56 AM
Chris Benoit is here and he's really mad!
Chris Benoit is here and he's really Ang-ry!

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Programmer
07-31-2008, 06:23 AM
Chris Benoit is here and he's really mad!
Chris Benoit is here and he's really Ang-ry!

Ultra Peanut is here and he's really mad!
Ultra Peanut is here and he's really Ang-ry!

Dude, you need to take a chill pill.

Ultra Peanut
07-31-2008, 09:24 AM
Ultra Peanut is here and he's really mad!
Ultra Peanut is here and he's really Ang-ry!i c wut u did thar

(Except you totally ****ed up the rhythm. Go hang yourself on a weight set in penance.)

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SBK
07-31-2008, 10:15 AM
Chris Benoit is an all American hero. LMAO

Programmer
07-31-2008, 11:27 AM
i c wut u did thar

(Except you totally ****ed up the rhythm. Go hang yourself on a weight set in penance.)

Your rhythm is irregular at best. Not funny and still an Ignoranus.

Thig Lyfe
07-31-2008, 02:36 PM
Your search seemed to be void of intelligence as well as a shallow depth of understanding.


You just threw a lot of big words together in an attempt to sound smart. You failed.

Try Google, the word came from a 2005 contest.

Based on your posting history, it was not out of the realm of possibility that you were mangling a real word rather than using some bullshit portmanteau that nobody outside of the retard club at FreeRepublic uses or cares about anymore.

Programmer
07-31-2008, 03:53 PM
You just threw a lot of big words together in an attempt to sound smart. You failed.



Based on your posting history, it was not out of the realm of possibility that you were mangling a real word rather than using some bullshit portmanteau that nobody outside of the retard club at FreeRepublic uses or cares about anymore.

If those are big words for you there could be a lawsuit you can wage against your high school.

You obviously have not seen the Mensa articles, nor did you check out the links I gave.

FreeRepublic? I don't go there, don't feel the need to have bullshit on my computer screen.

Now if I could just get yours off the screen this place wouldn't be as nasty.

Thig Lyfe
07-31-2008, 04:11 PM
If those are big words for you there could be a lawsuit you can wage against your high school.


They're obviously big words for you. That's my point. You typed that meaningless sentence and no doubt felt very good about yourself for somehow managing to do so.

You're a sad person.

Programmer
07-31-2008, 04:32 PM
They're obviously big words for you. That's my point. You typed that meaningless sentence and no doubt felt very good about yourself for somehow managing to do so.

You're a sad person.

Actaully I'm a very happy person.

The fact that you have a problem understanding that you lack the proper acumen to be able to read a simple sentence just shows that you are inept at reading comprehension.

If you have any doubt about what was said I can break it down for you:

You cannot do a simple search on Google to find the information needed to
validate what I said.

Your ability to understand what was found shows no ability to comprehend the English language.

If all you have to do is make snide commentary about others you may need to re-evaluate your life. You many not be sad, but your basic make up leads me to pity the life you must be living.

Thig Lyfe
07-31-2008, 05:25 PM
Actaully I'm a very happy person.

The fact that you have a problem understanding that you lack the proper acumen to be able to read a simple sentence just shows that you are inept at reading comprehension.

If you have any doubt about what was said I can break it down for you:

You cannot do a simple search on Google to find the information needed to
validate what I said.

Your ability to understand what was found shows no ability to comprehend the English language.

If all you have to do is make snide commentary about others you may need to re-evaluate your life. You many not be sad, but your basic make up leads me to pity the life you must be living.

I can read what you're typing. You're not that smart. I got a 34 on my ACT and earned a full academic scholarship to a major university. I essentially got paid to attend college. Don't tell me I don't know how to read.

My point is that what you're saying is meaningless. You're stringing together what you believe to be impressive words that, under further examination, are worth nothing. Let's look at the sentence in question again:

"Your search seemed to be void of intelligence as well as a shallow depth of understanding."

What does this even mean? I searched the dictionary and proved that a word you used doesn't exist. The fact that it turned out you were using a pointless made-up word from a three-year old article in no way makes such a search "void of intelligence"; it just means that you looked like an asshole who was reaching outside his own vocabulary (which, by the way, still seems to be the case). "Void of intelligence" is a ten dollar phrase with a two cent meaning. You're intending to display some sort of impressive linguistic dexterity, but since your message is so muddled and convoluted, you just come across as an ass. And when you take out that clause, it reads "Your search seemed to be a shallow depth of understanding", which makes absolutely no sense.

"The fact that you have a problem understanding that you lack the proper acumen to be able to read a simple sentence just shows that you are inept at reading comprehension" is a clumsily constructed, piece-of-shit sentence that apparently required two or three trips to the thesaurus.

You're trying way too hard to appear smart. I would call you a pseudo-intellectual windbag, but that would be an insult to pseudo-intellectual windbags.

Programmer
07-31-2008, 05:44 PM
I can read what you're typing. You're not that smart. I got a 34 on my ACT and earned a full academic scholarship to a major university. I essentially got paid to attend college. Don't tell me I don't know how to read.

My point is that what you're saying is meaningless. You're stringing together what you believe to be impressive words that, under further examination, are worth nothing. Let's look at the sentence in question again:

"Your search seemed to be void of intelligence as well as a shallow depth of understanding."

What does this even mean? I searched the dictionary and proved that a word you used doesn't exist. The fact that it turned out you were using a pointless made-up word from a three-year old article in no way makes such a search "void of intelligence"; it just means that you looked like an asshole who was reaching outside his own vocabulary (which, by the way, still seems to be the case). "Void of intelligence" is a ten dollar phrase with a two cent meaning. You're intending to display some sort of impressive linguistic dexterity, but since your message is so muddled and convoluted, you just come across as an ass. And when you take out that clause, it reads "Your search seemed to be a shallow depth of understanding", which makes absolutely no sense.

"The fact that you have a problem understanding that you lack the proper acumen to be able to read a simple sentence just shows that you are inept at reading comprehension" is a clumsily constructed, piece-of-shit sentence that apparently required two or three trips to the thesaurus.

You're trying way too hard to appear smart. I would call you a pseudo-intellectual windbag, but that would be an insult to pseudo-intellectual windbags.

I'd say that you are still an ignoranus as well as using the using the popular "your and idiot".

You fail to understand what was said, you may be educated but you are not smart. You don't seem to have any common sense whatsoever.

Now who's using the "big" words to try to make a statement?

You remain the biggest douche bag here.

Thig Lyfe
07-31-2008, 06:27 PM
I'd say that you are still an ignoranus as well as using the using the popular "your and idiot".

You fail to understand what was said, you may be educated but you are not smart. You don't seem to have any common sense whatsoever.

Now who's using the "big" words to try to make a statement?

You remain the biggest douche bag here.

I'm using big words in a way that makes sense. You're using them in a botched effort to appear superior.

Point SportsRacer.

Programmer
07-31-2008, 07:58 PM
I'm using big words in a way that makes sense. You're using them in a botched effort to appear superior.

Point SportsRacer.


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Why would I want to appear superior to you?

It is enough that I know I'm superior to you.

Your weak shot in the rep is really amusing. When you meet God let him know what you said, should be good for a real quick trip.

Thig Lyfe
07-31-2008, 10:00 PM
It is enough that I know I'm superior to you.



Hahahahahaha

Keep using religion as a crutch. It's cute.

Ultra Peanut
07-31-2008, 10:54 PM
Why would I want to appear superior to you?

It is enough that I know I'm superior to you.

Your weak shot in the rep is really amusing. When you meet God let him know what you said, should be good for a real quick trip.And the LORD said unto the multitudes, "Yea, though it be harder for a rich man to enter heaven than it is for a a camel to pass through the head of a needle, the one guaranteed way of getting into heaven is hiring a Christian lawyer and espousing the belief that you're superior to others."

SBK
08-01-2008, 07:00 AM
Someone needs to let King Carl know he's an ingoranus. LMAO

Programmer
08-01-2008, 09:42 AM
And the LORD said unto the multitudes, "Yea, though it be harder for a rich man to enter heaven than it is for a a camel to pass through the head of a needle, the one guaranteed way of getting into heaven is hiring a Christian lawyer and espousing the belief that you're superior to others."

You need some serious help. Go find Jenson71, he can help guide you through these troubled waters.

Programmer
08-01-2008, 09:43 AM
Hahahahahaha

Keep using religion as a crutch. It's cute.

My being superior to some of the posters here has nothing to do with religion. Just shows that you have a very bad case of tunnel vision.

SBK
08-01-2008, 03:32 PM
My being superior to some of the posters here has nothing to do with religion. Just shows that you have a very bad case of tunnel vision.

Or that your mirror is broken. Zing!:)

Programmer
08-02-2008, 07:22 AM
Or that your mirror is broken. Zing!:)

Exceptionally weak.:spock: