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Bill Parcells
07-31-2008, 06:59 PM
Stinky gambler fuming over NJ casino ejection
By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer Wed Jul 30, 8:54 PM ET


ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - Yes, Michael Wax stank. He's the first to admit it. The 440-pound New York City man said he was playing poker in an Atlantic City casino for 17 hours Tuesday and didn't have time to clean up. He understands why grossed-out gamblers complained about his body odor, but said he didn't deserve stinky treatment from the casino that asked him to leave.
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Dave Coskey, a spokesman for the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa, said it is company policy not to comment on matters involving customers.
Wax said he told casino officials: "There's no question I stink. I'm not denying it. I do have an odor. I've been playing for 17 hours."
The 54-year-old limousine company owner, who says he is a frequent gambler at the Borgata, said a poker room manager followed him into the restroom and informed him that patrons at his table were complaining about his body odor.
When the Brooklyn man tried to retake his seat at the table, he said a manager told him to leave. He said he asked for a free room to freshen up, and the casino refused.
He promptly filed a complaint about his treatment with the Casino Control Commission. His complaint will be reviewed to determine whether any state gambling laws or regulations were violated, a commission spokesman said Wednesday.
Wax said his instincts tell him to find a different casino to patronize, but he likes gambling at the Borgata. He said the casino was out of line to tell him he stinks in front of other patrons.
"I would like an apology," Wax said.

L.A. Chieffan
07-31-2008, 07:02 PM
Can he play OL?

Valiant
07-31-2008, 07:10 PM
He must be winning at other games..

Because if he was losing 1k an hour they would let him shit himself..

Jewish Rabbi
07-31-2008, 07:54 PM
That guy needs help anyway. 17 straight hours? Jesus! Is Michael Wax an alias for John Daly? Wait - Daly is more than 440 lbs.

Bill Parcells
07-31-2008, 08:04 PM
That guy needs help anyway. 17 straight hours? Jesus! Is Michael Wax an alias for John Daly? Wait - Daly is more than 440 lbs.

I was at the Mirage 6 years ago, and this fat guy from Chicago hit a straight flush in let it ride. he had $75 in bets and the dollar bonus. he didn't leave that chair for days after that, other than to go to his room to maybe take a shit. every time I went through the casino over a 4 day period he was sitting in that same chair giving his money back feeling important.

gta0012
07-31-2008, 08:12 PM
Lol was just in AC last weekend!

ChiefaRoo
07-31-2008, 08:13 PM
I play a lot of tournament poker in LV, Atl City etc. Poker players can be brutally honest. Hell the table he was at probably all complained to the floor man and the floor man did what he is supposed to and asked the guy to bail. In Atlantic City they're too cheap let a guy have a room so he can shower. Dumbasses.

Cards Fan 4 Chiefs
07-31-2008, 09:01 PM
I was at the Mirage 6 years ago, and this fat guy from Chicago hit a straight flush in let it ride. he had $75 in bets and the dollar bonus. he didn't leave that chair for days after that, other than to go to his room to maybe take a shit. every time I went through the casino over a 4 day period he was sitting in that same chair giving his money back feeling important.

Your story and the thread story remind me of that movie, "Owning Mahoney".

POND_OF_RED
07-31-2008, 09:33 PM
I'm glad Mangino has time for poker. :D

Nzoner
07-31-2008, 10:11 PM
Your story and the thread story remind me of that movie, "Owning Mahoney".

damn good movie

ChiefaRoo
07-31-2008, 10:30 PM
I'm glad Mangino has time for poker. :D



LMAO at Mangino

mesmith31
07-31-2008, 10:35 PM
I used to play poker at the casinos with a guy who was pushin 5 bills... This cat would put his hands down the front of his pants Al Bundy style and then eat and then lick his fingers and then grab the cards. I would about puke. I called the floor on him and they put a stop to it.

ChiefaRoo
07-31-2008, 10:51 PM
I used to play poker at the casinos with a guy who was pushin 5 bills... This cat would put his hands down the front of his pants Al Bundy style and then eat and then lick his fingers and then grab the cards. I would about puke. I called the floor on him and they put a stop to it.

Disgusting. I had a guy cough on me at the table for about 3 hours straight while in a tourney last winter and he gave me the nastiest flu I've ever had.

JuicesFlowing
08-01-2008, 02:26 AM
That's pretty impressive that a man can work up a stink by sitting in a chair. That is quite disgusting.

Demonpenz
08-01-2008, 08:49 AM
I had a guy played next to me down in toledo one time. I didn't say anything because I could tell by the smell if he had a good hand or not. Sour milk+bruit= bad hand, Vomit + Hi Karate = good hand