View Full Version : Football Hypothetical: Meeting pro football celebrities.

Rain Man
07-31-2008, 06:20 PM
Idea came from another thread.

In order from #1 (best) to #30 (worst), how friendly would you be if you met the following people? Who are you most likely to buy dinner for if they sit with you at a restaurant? Least likely? They are listed below in alphabetical order.

Assume that all of them would be willing to sit with you, and that your overture won't be rejected.

You may rate some as ties if you wish.

Albert Lewis
Barry Sanders
Bill Belichick
Carl Peterson
Dan Reeves
Deron Cherry
Donnie Edwards
Ed McCaffrey
Elmo Wright
Elvis Grbac
Herm Edwards
Jan Stenerud
Joe Valerio
John Elway
Keyshawn Johnson
Lin El liott
Marty Schottenheimer
Matt Millen
Michael Irvin
Neil Smith
Rex Grossman
Ryan Sims
Shawne "roidman" Merriman
Steve Beuerlein
Terrell Owens
Tom Nalen
Tony Gonzalez
Tracy Simien
Will Shields
Will Svitek

Rain Man
07-31-2008, 06:30 PM
My list:

1 Deron Cherry
2 Will Shields
3 Jan Stenerud
4 Tony Gonzalez
5 Donnie Edwards
6 Marty Schottenheimer
7 Albert Lewis
8 Barry Sanders
9 Joe Valerio
10 Dan Reeves
11 Tracy Simien
12 Herm Edwards
13 Neil Smith
14 Elmo Wright
15 Elvis Grbac
16 Steve Beuerlein
17 Lin El liott
18 Ryan Sims
19 Will Svitek
20 Terrell Owens
21 Rex Grossman
22 Carl Peterson
23 Michael Irvin
24 Bill Belichick
25 Shawne "roidman" Merriman
26 Keyshawn Johnson
27 Ed McCaffrey
28 Tom Nalen
29 Matt Millen
30 John Elway

Rain Man
07-31-2008, 07:42 PM
You people are going to regret not thinking about this some day when you're in a restaurant and Rex Grossman and Dan Reeves walk in at the same time.

07-31-2008, 07:44 PM
Uh..........could I just get the cliff notes ?

07-31-2008, 07:49 PM
1. Lin Elliot

Only so I could poison his meal when he gets up to use the bathroom.

Cards Fan 4 Chiefs
07-31-2008, 07:51 PM
1. Lin Elliot

Only so I could poison his meal when he gets up to use the bathroom.


07-31-2008, 08:32 PM
I have met personally already:
Albert Lewis
Herm Edwards
Carl Peterson
Will Shields

07-31-2008, 08:37 PM
I'm not buying Ryan Sims dinner. I'm not that rich!

07-31-2008, 08:38 PM
Is it a nice restaurant or a sports bar?

Hammock Parties
07-31-2008, 08:40 PM
I'd pick all of their brains. Even Ryan Sims. I bet he has lots of cool stuff to say about how horrible the Chiefs are run. Even if it's false, it's entertaining.

07-31-2008, 09:51 PM
Jan is one of the most gracious former Chiefs I've ever encountered. He has to be #1.

Then Cherry who is pretty special in his own right.

Then Shields.

Everybody else ties for 4th except for maybe Elway. He's 50th.

07-31-2008, 10:00 PM
Will Shields is #1.

John Elway is #1,000,000,000,000,000,000,001

I'm sorry, that's the best i can do.

07-31-2008, 10:03 PM
My list:

1 Herm Edwards
2 Tony Gonzalez
3 Barry Sanders
4 Will Shields
5 Jan Stenerud
6 Donnie Edwards
7 Rex Grossman
8 Carl Peterson
9 Terrell Owens
10 Marty Schottenheimer
11 Neil Smith
12 Elvis Grbac
13 Albert Lewis
14 Deron Cherry
15 Steve Beuerlein
16 Keyshawn Johnson
17 Elmo Wright
18 Joe Valerio
19 Dan Reeves
20 Tracy Simien
21 Will Svitek
22 Lin El liott
23 Ryan Sims
24 Michael Irvin
25 Bill Belichick
26 Ed McCaffrey
27 John Elway
28 Tom Nalen
29 Matt Millen
30 Shawne "roidman" Merriman

I've already met Jan Stenerud and he was extremely kind and gracious. I've also already met CP and he was nice when I met him on the field before a preseason game. Been right next to Elway a couple times and don't care for the guy.

07-31-2008, 10:09 PM
1. Jan Stenerud (Fellow MSU Alum)
2. Tony Gonzalez
3. Albert Lewis
4. Will Shields
5. Carl Peterson
6. Marty Schottenheimer
7. Dan Reeves
8. Deron Cherry
9. Barry Sanders
10. Donnie Edwards
11. Bill Belichick
12. Herm Edwards
13. Tracy Simien
14. Neil Smith
15. Elmo Wright
16. Joe Valerio
17. Matt Millen
18. Steve Beuerlein
19. Rex Grossman
20. Shawne "roidman" Merriman
21. Keyshawn Johnson
22. Ed McCaffrey
23. Ryan Sims
24. Terrell Owens
25. Michael Irvin
26. Elvis Grbac
27. Will Svitek
28. John Elway
29. Lin Elliott
30. Tom Nalen

07-31-2008, 10:17 PM
Jan is cool.