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"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 07:27 PM
Kansas City Chiefs President Carl Peterson announced on Thursday that the club has agreed to terms of a two-year contract with DE Jonal Saint-Dic. As per Chiefs policy, no other terms of the agreement were made available.
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The Port-te-Prince, Haiti native was a two-year starter at Elizabeth High School in Elizabeth, New Jersey. Saint-Dic logged 24.5 sacks as a defensive end and 15 receptions for 212 yards (14.1 avg.) with three TDs as a tight end his senior campaign.

http://www.wibw.com/sports/headlines/26148234.html

kstater
07-31-2008, 07:28 PM
1st

Carl loves the dic.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 07:29 PM
I know. It was all I could do to not comment in the OP.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-31-2008, 07:30 PM
Carl finally found the saint of all dic.

LiL stumppy
07-31-2008, 07:35 PM
Ha, whata name.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 07:39 PM
To be fair, it's not the first dic Carl's signed. Steve Bono, anyone?

BigMeatballDave
07-31-2008, 07:41 PM
Short for a DE.

Skip Towne
07-31-2008, 07:41 PM
A 253 lb DE?

Bwana
07-31-2008, 07:43 PM
Can you say camp scrub?

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 07:47 PM
Apparently not so smart.



Round 6

Jonal Saint-Dic DE Michigan State
Projected 4-3 DE 3-4 OLB

6’1” 255 Projected 40: 4.80

10 sacks, 14.5 tackles for loss, 8 forced fumbles

Jonal Saint-Dic adds needed pass rushing depth to the Chiefs Dline, and allows Tamba and Allen to actually be able to rest (on occasions). Jonal is a typical pass rushing end who could project to OLB in a 3-4 defense in the pros.

Jonal Saint-Dic hasn’t got the size but is relatively quick. Dose not play the run as well as you’d like, but his role with the Chiefs would be mainly as a second tier player and pass rusher. Jonal has some very nice stats and ranks well in both all time school numbers and Big Ten numbers. Jonal’s main problem concerning the draft however is his questionable intelligence. He was held out of the Champs Sports Bowl due to being academically ineligible.


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177957

FAX
07-31-2008, 07:48 PM
Ho, ho, ho! Who woudn't go - oh ..
Up onto Carl's desk?
Click click click
And down through his chimney, Good Saint-Dic.

FAX

FAX
07-31-2008, 07:49 PM
"Jonal’s main problem concerning the draft however is his questionable intelligence."

Damn. That's just gotta hurt.

Assuming he can read.

FAX

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 07:50 PM
Can you imagine just how often he got the shit beat out of him in Jr. High?

chiefs1111
07-31-2008, 07:58 PM
Im sure he will be cut by the third preseason game....

kstater
07-31-2008, 07:59 PM
Im sure he will be cut by the third preseason game....

I hope Carl doesn't want to cut Dic.

Bwana
07-31-2008, 08:00 PM
Im sure he will be cut by the third preseason game....


Ya think?

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 08:02 PM
I wonder if it's spelled that way because he's circumcised?

rad
07-31-2008, 08:02 PM
Was someone cut to make room?

FAX
07-31-2008, 08:03 PM
Carl signed him because he was a character guy. It's why we passed on Evil-Dic.

FAX

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 08:04 PM
I just hope too much wasn't cut. That'd just be nuts!

kstater
07-31-2008, 08:04 PM
I wonder if it's spelled that way because he's circumcised?

Ok you win.

ROFL

CrazyPhuD
07-31-2008, 08:33 PM
I wonder which O lineman is going to get a penalty for holding Dic?

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 08:35 PM
I heard he likes Tight Ends.

gblowfish
07-31-2008, 08:36 PM
Even that name isn't the worst ever for a Chief.

Terdell Sands has to be the worst.

Sounds like he was born in a cat box.

CrazyPhuD
07-31-2008, 08:40 PM
I guess we get to find out during the preseason what happens when an opposing RB encounters Dic already in the hole. Will they stop or try to muscle their way in anyway?

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 08:48 PM
Nah. This guy has balls.

FAX
07-31-2008, 08:50 PM
Since we've signed him, does that mean that somewhere, some other team is now Dicless?

FAX

kstater
07-31-2008, 08:51 PM
Now that we've signed him, does that mean that somewhere, some other team is now Dicless?

FAX

No, Carl found his own Dic.

CrazyPhuD
07-31-2008, 08:52 PM
A 253 lb DE?

Ye shall not complain unless thy Dic is bigger.

CrazyPhuD
07-31-2008, 08:53 PM
No, Carl found his own Dic.

Impossible carl had no Dic to find. He must have stolen someone elses.

FAX
07-31-2008, 08:53 PM
So, when is Dic coming?

FAX

Groves
07-31-2008, 08:55 PM
A 253 lb DE?

That's more than Hali weighs at this point.

CrazyPhuD
07-31-2008, 08:56 PM
Anybody know when we signed Dic if we got some free Bawls? Usually they're a package deal.

http://www.bawls.com/guarana.jpg

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 08:56 PM
St. Dic's only problem seems to be, he always finds himself hanging out near some asshole.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 08:57 PM
If he's relatively small for the position, does that mean he's a white guy?

FAX
07-31-2008, 08:57 PM
St. Dic's only problem seems to be, he always finds himself hanging out near some asshole.

Just a warning, but Dic's a fighter, Mr. SEKChiefsFan. Say that to his face and you'll have one big, swinging Dic on your hands.

FAX

CrazyPhuD
07-31-2008, 08:57 PM
I wonder which is going to last longer? This thread, or Dic?

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 08:59 PM
Now don't go off all half-cocked, Mr. FAX. My wife just mentioned that THAT'S a first. (having a big swinging dick in my hands, that is)

FAX
07-31-2008, 09:00 PM
That's more than Hali weighs at this point.

Once the season rolls around, I'm sure he'll bulk up, Mr. Groves. Usually, a little excitement makes Dic bigger.

FAX

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 09:02 PM
Once the season rolls around, I'm sure he'll bulk up, Mr. Groves. Usually, a little excitement makes Dic bigger.

FAXYeah, but once he finally gets some penetration, he's done for an hour or so.

CrazyPhuD
07-31-2008, 09:03 PM
I hope Dic is well conditioned. I'd hate to see him puke every time he goes in.

gblowfish
07-31-2008, 09:05 PM
21 out of 41 posts a dic joke.
Bravo....
no, really.
Bravo.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 09:05 PM
During workouts, I hear he has a tendency to stiffen up a bit.

FAX
07-31-2008, 09:07 PM
According to the Star, the Chiefs found Dic just hanging around.

They also said that Dic has the talent to make it in this league, he just needs some polishing.

FAX

CrazyPhuD
07-31-2008, 09:09 PM
21 out of 41 posts a dic joke.
Bravo....
no, really.
Bravo.

What you don't like Dic? He may be undrafted, but I have a feeling he will rise to the occasion.

blueballs
07-31-2008, 09:10 PM
I hope he can
hang around til Christmas

FAX
07-31-2008, 09:12 PM
Well, this has gone far enough.

Seriously, I hope the guy does well. I would hate to see Dic sucking.

FAX

Simply Red
07-31-2008, 09:24 PM
Print `Em!

CupidStunt
07-31-2008, 09:26 PM
What you don't like Dic? He may be undrafted, but I have a feeling he will rise to the occasion.

LMAO

"Bob" Dobbs
07-31-2008, 10:21 PM
Despite his apparent shortcomings, he should be OK. Some of y'alls sandy vaginas will rub him the wrong way, though.









OK. I'm done.

COchief
08-01-2008, 01:19 PM
If he's relatively small for the position, does that mean he's a white guy?


Nope, asian...

mlyonsd
08-01-2008, 01:48 PM
With a name like that he's got to make the roster.

Can you imagine Madden calling him by name during a play by play?

TinyEvel
08-01-2008, 01:50 PM
Isn't this a BeachBoys song?

He's my lil' Saint Dic...

CrazyPhuD
08-01-2008, 06:40 PM
Bump we need more Dic news. How is he coming along at camp?

JuicesFlowing
08-01-2008, 06:49 PM
I hope his name isn't pronounced saint-deek or this thread is really a shame ...

Direckshun
08-01-2008, 06:56 PM
I feel sorry for the first pussy Dic slams into in practice.