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Simply Red
08-03-2008, 02:00 PM
I went to the Oasis last night BITCH! That's right, girls w/ glazed-pear body lotion and glitter, bitch.

Be Proud!:evil:

DaKCMan AP
08-03-2008, 02:04 PM
I went to Mons Venus last night. I win.

Count Zarth
08-03-2008, 02:06 PM
I went to Coach's last night. I stared at some hot college chicks. I lose.

Bwana
08-03-2008, 02:07 PM
I went to Coach's last night. I stared at some hot college chicks. I lose.


Did you talk to any to them?

Count Zarth
08-03-2008, 02:07 PM
Did you talk to any to them?

No of course not. I'm a pussy.

However, this thread is now about me.

Simply Red
08-03-2008, 02:10 PM
I'm going now to Old Towne Tavern, this girl that bartends is a badass. She's totally hot and has a badass body. I'll love looking at her while I eat a cheeseburger. Details later, about everything...

Bwana
08-03-2008, 02:11 PM
No of course not. I'm a pussy.

However, this thread is now about me.

Dude

:shake:

Most of them don't bite.

Count Zarth
08-03-2008, 02:12 PM
Dude

:shake:

Most of them don't bite.

I don't know, Bwana. They weren't even looking at me. I don't think they were interested.

DaKCMan AP
08-03-2008, 02:12 PM
Dude

:shake:

Most of them don't bite.

Some do. At least one of them from Friday night did :eek:

DaKCMan AP
08-03-2008, 02:13 PM
They weren't even looking at me. I don't think they were interested.

Safe assumption.

Count Zarth
08-03-2008, 02:14 PM
I'm thinking I should just print out my hotornot.com page and give it to those girls. Then they would realize I've been rated 8.9 out of 10 by a jury of almost 200 people, and be all over me.

ChiefaRoo
08-03-2008, 02:18 PM
I don't know, Bwana. They weren't even looking at me. I don't think they were interested.


You have to make girls look at you by standing out from the crowd. Develop a good rap and learn to chat a girl up without it being obvious. You can usually start the convo by making a little joke or something else that doesn't really matter to break the ice. Then just gather info. If they aren't interested you will know it right away. However, most women have no idea what they are interested in so she'll probably chat with you and if you can make her laugh and or make her believe you have something interesting going on in your life then she might drink with you and if that happens then anything can happen as the night goes on.


You're welcome.

Count Zarth
08-03-2008, 02:20 PM
I'm cured.

Bwana
08-03-2008, 02:22 PM
Some do. At least one of them from Friday night did :eek:


Heh, yeah the ones with all teeth are bad news. :)

DaKCMan AP
08-03-2008, 02:27 PM
However, most women have no idea what they are interested in

Sure they do... me. :D

ChiefaRoo
08-03-2008, 02:30 PM
Sure they do... me. :D

Obligatory joke - > "You must own a hella awesome motorcycle dude"

ChiefaRoo
08-03-2008, 02:34 PM
I'm cured.

Once you start the convo they'll ask you what you do for a living (standard question) Tell them how your some kind of high powered reporter working for a national sports organization and your in RFalls covering the Chiefs training camp. Then buy some drinks. :)

Ari Chi3fs
08-03-2008, 02:34 PM
What does you going to a bar wearing glitter lotion have to do with me?

Ari Chi3fs
08-03-2008, 02:35 PM
I went to Mons Venus last night. I win.

Man, that is like heaven on Earth.

Skip Towne
08-03-2008, 02:38 PM
Sure they do... me. :D

Hey, look, it's Midnight Da KC man.

blueballs
08-03-2008, 02:43 PM
this thread is all a little too creepy
my money is on gochief to score first

L.A. Chieffan
08-03-2008, 02:46 PM
All you gotta do is cut out a pic of a model from a magazine and then ask them if they want to see a picture of your recently deceased girlfriend.

Once they know that you've dated a hot chick before you're in.

DaKCMan AP
08-03-2008, 02:51 PM
Hey, look, it's Midnight Da KC man.

minus the bike, ugly girls, cheap tan, etc.

Simply Red
08-04-2008, 09:59 AM
minus the bike, ugly girls, cheap tan, etc.

Robbie Benson

DeepSouth
08-04-2008, 10:26 AM
I went to Mons Venus last night. I win.

I try to make it there every time I'm in Tampa. If they only served beer ??????????

Ultra Peanut
08-04-2008, 10:27 AM
Ozzie is the MAYOR of retaliation!

DaKCMan AP
08-04-2008, 10:28 AM
I try to make it there every time I'm in Tampa. If they only served beer ??????????

That's why you hit up the bars first, get good and then go.

DeepSouth
08-04-2008, 10:33 AM
That's why you hit up the bars first, get good and then go.

There used to be a place before you hit the causeway on your way to Clearwater. It was on the right. I can't remember the name of it but that's where I learned to tolerate non-alcoholic beer.

bogey
08-04-2008, 10:40 AM
I don't know, Bwana. They weren't even looking at me. I don't think they were interested.

When you approach a woman, keep this in mind. Most women think that most men are losers. If you are halfway decent looking, clean, have a good sense of humor and a real job, you're a step above most men in a woman's point of view.

The Bad Guy
08-04-2008, 10:53 AM
No of course not. I'm a pussy.

However, this thread is now about me.

Even with booze?

Simply Red
08-04-2008, 10:56 AM
That's why you hit up the bars first, get good and then go.

Wait, so they don't serve ANY alcohol?

DaKCMan AP
08-04-2008, 11:02 AM
Wait, so they don't serve ANY alcohol?

No, it's fully nude.

Simply Red
08-04-2008, 11:10 AM
No, it's fully nude.

So is the O.

LOL, I guess that is why Atlanta is the stripper-club mecca.

DaKCMan AP
08-04-2008, 11:12 AM
So is the O.

LOL, I guess that is why Atlanta is the stripper-club mecca.

Mons has very, very high quality.

I'd have to check the facts but I think the Tampa Bay area has the most adult entertainment (clubs, stores, etc.) per capita in the US.

Simply Red
08-04-2008, 11:27 AM
What does you going to a bar wearing glitter lotion have to do with me?

nothing, forget it.:cuss:

vailpass
08-04-2008, 12:18 PM
Mons has very, very high quality.

I'd have to check the facts but I think the Tampa Bay area has the most adult entertainment (clubs, stores, etc.) per capita in the US.

I must agree that Tampa is a very fun place.
Ybor City is the goods. Raymond James is as nice a football stadium as I have seen. And they have some of the best ballets in the land.

Hog Farmer
08-04-2008, 12:39 PM
I don't know, Bwana. They weren't even looking at me. I don't think they were interested.


Dude, thats what god invented alcohol for! Buy them a drink. Or fifty.

StcChief
08-04-2008, 12:51 PM
So is the O.

LOL, I guess that is why Atlanta is the stripper-club mecca.you must be a loser going there hoping to get chicks /Midnite_cowboy

CoMoChief
08-04-2008, 12:59 PM
No of course not. I'm a pussy.

However, this thread is now about me.

Invest in a Wii and Mario Party (10 or whatever # they're on now)

Girls love to play Mario Party. If you're depserate for poon, thats YOUR route to take.

Simply Red
08-04-2008, 01:24 PM
you must be a loser going there hoping to get chicks /Midnite_cowboy

ROFL