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KCChiefsMan
08-03-2008, 06:10 PM
Well, about a year ago I was out at this bar with a few friends and were having a good time. My friend had some of his friends there that I've never met before. One being a Jack Daniel's girl that night. So she sees me order a Makers Mark and runs up to me and tells me that I should be drinking Jack and "not that crappy whisky that I just ordered" I basically say "I don't like Jack, it tastes like a well to me" and at first she tries to explain why Jack is better, but I tell her that I've had both and like Makers Mark 10x better so I will just stick to what I ordered. So then she basically calls me stupid and then I basically call her a "dumb (unt"

Her husband then got pissed about that and almost wanted to fight me, but our mutual friend talked us all out of that.

So, Friday at work we have a meeting with the owner of the company and it just so happens that she works at the place I work (it's a big place) and she recalls this night. She doesn't say anything to me but "hey, you look kind of familiar" and I remembered exactly who she is but didn't mention that. So one of my bosses comes up to me today and tells me that her and her husband are his good friends and heard all about it.

Great.....I haven't got fired yet, but we'll see.

blueballs
08-03-2008, 06:13 PM
Marker's mark sucks
she was correct

Skip Towne
08-03-2008, 06:13 PM
Well, about a year ago I was out at this bar with a few friends and were having a good time. My friend had some of his friends there that I've never met before. One being a Jack Daniel's girl that night. So she sees me order a Makers Mark and runs up to me and tells me that I should be drinking Jack and "not that crappy whisky that I just ordered" I basically say "I don't like Jack, it tastes like a well to me" and at first she tries to explain why Jack is better, but I tell her that I've had both and like Makers Mark 10x better so I will just stick to what I ordered. So then she basically calls me stupid and then I basically call her a "dumb (unt"

Her husband then got pissed about that and almost wanted to fight me, but our mutual friend talked us all out of that.

So, Friday at work we have a meeting with the owner of the company and it just so happens that she works at the place I work (it's a big place) and she recalls this night. She doesn't say anything to me but "hey, you look kind of familiar" and I remembered exactly who she is but didn't mention that. So one of my bosses comes up to me today and tells me that her and her husband are his good friends and heard all about it.

Great.....I haven't got fired yet, but we'll see.

If you get fired over that your job wasn't very secure to begin with.

ChiefaRoo
08-03-2008, 06:14 PM
Well, about a year ago I was out at this bar with a few friends and were having a good time. My friend had some of his friends there that I've never met before. One being a Jack Daniel's girl that night. So she sees me order a Makers Mark and runs up to me and tells me that I should be drinking Jack and "not that crappy whisky that I just ordered" I basically say "I don't like Jack, it tastes like a well to me" and at first she tries to explain why Jack is better, but I tell her that I've had both and like Makers Mark 10x better so I will just stick to what I ordered. So then she basically calls me stupid and then I basically call her a "dumb (unt"

Her husband then got pissed about that and almost wanted to fight me, but our mutual friend talked us all out of that.

So, Friday at work we have a meeting with the owner of the company and it just so happens that she works at the place I work (it's a big place) and she recalls this night. She doesn't say anything to me but "hey, you look kind of familiar" and I remembered exactly who she is but didn't mention that. So one of my bosses comes up to me today and tells me that her and her husband are his good friends and heard all about it.

Great.....I haven't got fired yet, but we'll see.

Let me get this straight. You almost got into a fight because of a drink you were ordering .....for yourself?

Why not just say. No thanks, and then enjoy your Makers?

KCChiefsMan
08-03-2008, 06:15 PM
If you get fired over that your job wasn't very secure to begin with.

I don't think I will, my boss laughed at that. BUT...ya never know

dorseybowe
08-03-2008, 06:18 PM
http://pics.ipostr.com/pics/pic_12003396802045.png

KCChiefsMan
08-03-2008, 06:19 PM
there was no plan dorseybowe. How can you have the foresight for something like that?

ChiefaRoo
08-03-2008, 06:22 PM
there was no plan dorseybowe. How can you have the foresight for something like that?

Your plan could of been to be polite.

KCChiefsMan
08-03-2008, 06:26 PM
Your plan could of been to be polite.

I usually am, until someone pisses me off.

Phobia
08-03-2008, 06:28 PM
I'd be happy to work under her. Tell her I said so.

Dartgod
08-03-2008, 06:30 PM
I usually am, until someone shows up wearing a NASCAR shirt and cowboy boots.
Fixed it...

Valiant
08-03-2008, 09:09 PM
Fixed it...

LOL.. I was going to post that..

KCUnited
08-03-2008, 09:16 PM
So Dollar General is going to fire you over some "Jack Daniels Girl" who resurrected her career? That's rough.

Bwana
08-03-2008, 09:21 PM
If you had a super cool bike like midnight douche, you could just take her for a ride and all would be right with the world!

Rain Man
08-03-2008, 10:39 PM
Tell your boss that you saw her kissing another chick at the office, but you can't really say who it is. He won't fire you, because if he does you won't tell him who the other chick was.

ClevelandBronco
08-03-2008, 10:46 PM
Tell your boss that you saw her kissing another chick at the office, but you can't really say who it is. He won't fire you, because if he does you won't tell him who the other chick was.

I wonder if his boss would start randomly firing women or randomly promoting them...

TinyEvel
08-03-2008, 11:00 PM
Oh, if only there was a better title (and some pics), this thread could be on its way to the H.o.C.

DaneMcCloud
08-03-2008, 11:08 PM
Well, about a year ago I was out at this bar with a few friends and were having a good time. My friend had some of his friends there that I've never met before. One being a Jack Daniel's girl that night. So she sees me order a Makers Mark and runs up to me and tells me that I should be drinking Jack and "not that crappy whisky that I just ordered" I basically say "I don't like Jack, it tastes like a well to me" and at first she tries to explain why Jack is better, but I tell her that I've had both and like Makers Mark 10x better so I will just stick to what I ordered. So then she basically calls me stupid and then I basically call her a "dumb (unt"

Her husband then got pissed about that and almost wanted to fight me, but our mutual friend talked us all out of that.

So, Friday at work we have a meeting with the owner of the company and it just so happens that she works at the place I work (it's a big place) and she recalls this night. She doesn't say anything to me but "hey, you look kind of familiar" and I remembered exactly who she is but didn't mention that. So one of my bosses comes up to me today and tells me that her and her husband are his good friends and heard all about it.

Great.....I haven't got fired yet, but we'll see.

Move.

What happened in Boston and why are you back in Larry-****ing-town?

Phobia
08-03-2008, 11:16 PM
Move.

What happened in Boston and why are you back in Larry-****ing-town?
Good question. I never even noticed.

Licking girls in the face is always a bad idea though.

Sure-Oz
08-03-2008, 11:17 PM
Sounds like a dumb bitch, doubt you get fired for something like that

ClevelandBronco
08-03-2008, 11:19 PM
To address the OP more seriously, I decided years ago to rein in my tendency to express my frustration with other drivers precisely because I was worried that I'd throw a finger signal at a current or prospective client.

Also, an incredibly talented friend of mine died in an apparent road rage incident. I say that it was "apparent" because there were no witnesses; There was only a police reconstruction to go on.

Now my wife tells me I drive like an old lady.

That accusation doesn't bother me much. At least those old ladies got the chance to get old.

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The multiple times that my very real dumbassery has come back to bite me shouldn't be revisited except from the fetal position, and I found that using a keyboard in the fetal position is damned near impossible.

Phobia
08-03-2008, 11:21 PM
The multiple times that my dumbassery has come back to bite me shouldn't be revisited except from the fetal position, and using a keyboard in the fetal position is damned near impossible.

So you were molested while puking in a drunken stupor?

ClevelandBronco
08-03-2008, 11:25 PM
So you were molested while puking in a drunken stupor?

I made a decision long ago never to remember drunken stupors. At least I'm told that I made that decision...

RustShack
08-03-2008, 11:28 PM
Offer her some markers mark.