PDA

View Full Version : Poop Everyone at some point in time in their lives....


pr_capone
08-03-2008, 09:27 PM
... have left a shit streak in their toilet at home.

My question to you is:

If you leave a shit streak in someone elses toilet, say you are visiting a friend and you drop a deuce, what do you do?

Poll on its way

ChiefaRoo
08-03-2008, 09:30 PM
WTF? You need to get back to school and stop this madness.

Count Alex's Losses
08-03-2008, 09:31 PM
Nothing? If there's a place for shit streaks it's the terlet.

Bowser
08-03-2008, 09:31 PM
Either

a) flush twice

b) drag friend in to bathroom to brag on massive stool left in his toilet, or

c) say nothing and get phone call next day from friend telling you to never shit in his house again.



I'm guessing.

pr_capone
08-03-2008, 09:33 PM
WTF? You need to get back to school and stop this madness.

You kidding me?

I can't wait for this 5 day mini vacation coming up away from screaming and annoying children. :D

But yes.... I really do need to find something more constructive to think about with my spare time. lol

ChiefaRoo
08-03-2008, 09:35 PM
You kidding me?

I can't wait for this 5 day mini vacation coming up away from screaming and annoying children. :D

But yes.... I really do need to find something more constructive to think about with my spare time. lol


;)

blueballs
08-03-2008, 09:38 PM
ever had a point in your life were you think
this may be the one time i came back from the future to right a wrong
it may seem like nothing right now -but 3 decades down the line

Buehler445
08-03-2008, 09:42 PM
Depends on how well I konw the guy.

cdcox
08-03-2008, 09:48 PM
I use my dirty toilet paper to write "buy an American Standard Champion Series toilet" on the bathroom mirror.

SPATCH
08-03-2008, 09:56 PM
i find that cracking a poop joke is a good way to diffuse the situation...

saying something like, "dude. i really ****ed up your toilet... i mean... that was a monster poop. my bad." seems to work.

and on a side note. if you need to fart and there are a lot of people around... do this:

1. lift your leg nonchalantly
2. make it as loud as you can
3. put a very puzzled look on your face
4. then calmly ask, "did the mice get motorcycles?"

you'd be surprised on how well that works

Skip Towne
08-03-2008, 09:58 PM
Don't shit in your friend's toilet. Wait till you get home. Problem solved.

Lonewolf Ed
08-03-2008, 10:55 PM
Where is the option, Don't flush it at all, streaks or not!

Leave it all for the next person to deal with. :D

Nzoner
08-03-2008, 11:02 PM
I'm too focked up to tell the whole story but somewhere on here my story about clogging up a possible client's toilet is

Baconeater
08-03-2008, 11:06 PM
I'm too focked up to tell the whole story but somewhere on here my story about clogging up a possible client's toilet is
.

Nzoner
08-03-2008, 11:08 PM
ha ha,it was NFL tonight had to go to the bar to celbrate

Baconeater
08-03-2008, 11:13 PM
ha ha,it was NFL tonight had to go to the bar to celbrate
Looks like you're in regular season form.:)

Nzoner
08-03-2008, 11:19 PM
Looks like you're in regular season form.:)

Royals won,Cubs won,Cardinals lost,NFL kicked off,PARTY time

alanm
08-03-2008, 11:26 PM
This thread is hitting a 100 reply's easy. :spock:

BigRock
08-03-2008, 11:40 PM
Have your friend's wife clean it while you pork her from behind as she's bent over the bowl.

btlook1
08-04-2008, 12:52 AM
Depending on what kind of friend he is....do you shit in the toilet or do you leave an upper decker for him to find later? I can't believe no one has suggested that yet?

ilovemichaelsettle
08-04-2008, 01:43 AM
well shit men are men, everyone knows that on here...lol... but if you leave a streak in some bodys shitter then just tell them "ok, dont go in there for a while" and they will understand. but if its a girlfriends house or a mother and father in laws house then you should do what you have to do to get the shit out of the toilet...lol...

Ari Chi3fs
08-04-2008, 02:46 AM
Royals won,Cubs won,Cardinals lost,NFL kicked off,PARTY time

You are a pretty good guy, except for that whole MUron thing. But other than that, I like the way you think.