Sometimes, I put Cornflakes in my shoes...

[TinyEvel]

...just to remind myself how painful life can be at times.

[ClevelandBronco]

Western culture needs you to finish this song.

[ChiefaRoo]

Whatever you say Tiny E.

[chiefs1111]

I prefer Cap'n Crunch

[Baby Lee]

Whatever you say Tiny E.

You said right there, Tiny E!!!

[Abba-Dabba]

Kashi summer berry and some extra flax seed. Because it keeps the day interesting.

[RJ]

Try oatmeal instead.

[gblowfish]

Western culture needs you to finish this song.

Sometimes I put cornflakes in my shoes
To remind myself how painful life can be.

Sometimes I put cornflakes in my shoes
Some people say I'm nuts, I disagree.

My shoes go crunchy crunchy
And I've got a hunchy hunchy

That soon my doc will up my meds, you'll see.....

Cause sometimes I put cornflakes in my shoes,
To Show.....

(big finish)

How Painful Liiiiiiiiiiiiiife can be!!!

[Rain Man]

I put bacon in mine so dogs will like me.

[Rausch]

I put bacon in mine so dogs will like me.

This may be the first Rain Man post that's not so well thought out.

How do you know some 350+lb Wal-Mart shopper won't attempt to snatch that leg and snack on it while heading to the $15 DVD player section?...

[Rain Man]

This may be the first Rain Man post that's not so well thought out.

How do you know some 350+lb Wal-Mart shopper won't attempt to snatch that leg and snack on it while heading to the $15 DVD player section?...

I figure that they're afraid of dogs given their bad teenage experiences trying to steal scrap metal from junkyards.

[J Diddy]

Sometimes I put cornflakes in my shoes
To remind myself how painful life can be.

Sometimes I put cornflakes in my shoes
Some people say I'm nuts, I disagree.

My shoes go crunchy crunchy
And I've got a hunchy hunchy

That soon my doc will up my meds, you'll see.....

Cause sometimes I put cornflakes in my shoes,
To Show.....

(big finish)

How Painful Liiiiiiiiiiiiiife can be!!!


works really well to the tune of no handlebars