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Portlantis
08-05-2008, 01:57 PM
Usually, when an artist writes a song that's extremely sexually explicit, its a gimmick to make up for that artist's lack of talent. One example that comes to mind is Khia's "My Kneck, My Back."

This thread is meant to recognize the rare exceptions, the few songs that are both raunchy and awesome.

Take, for example, the Kings of Leon's song "Soft," about a man who has inebriated sex with a woman, can't climax because he's so drunk and ends up going... well.

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Portlantis
08-05-2008, 01:58 PM
Or The Dead Kennedys' "Too Drunk to F***"

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NewChief
08-05-2008, 02:04 PM
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With lines like the following, this shit used to crack me up in high school:
Evil E was out coolin' with a freak one night
****ed the bitch with a flashlight
Pulled it out and left the batteries in
So he could get a charge when he begin
Used his dick, the shit was tight
Bitch's titties start blinkin' like tail lights
Rolled her over to change a connection
The bitch's ugly face cold spoiled his erection
I'm the Ice rhymer, a big timer
And yes I'm a pimp and a player and a hustler and kinda
A mack and a poet, impressive I know it
Don't only rhyme for *****s cos I live my life co-ed
On the mic it's livin' breathin' hype
A 1989 type Dolemite
Cool mother****er, word
Call me The Ice...or just The Iceberg

Verse 3

Charlie Jamm ****ed a freak on a ski-lift
10 below, gave her the dick
It was cold and she said Quit!
Charlie Jamm said Bullshit!
She said Oh, oh, oh my god!
Charlie's dick was frozen hard
But she said she never felt it
Maybe Charlie's dick melted
Yes, I'm the rhyme kicker, the hard liquor
Parental Guidance Sticker? Yeah, I'm the *****
Triple X is how I rate
I'm the one your parents hate
I'm as cold as cold can get
Under pressure never sweat
Cool mother****er, word
Call me The Ice...or just The Iceberg

Portlantis
08-05-2008, 02:04 PM
The Roots' "The Seed 2.0"

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'Hamas' Jenkins
08-05-2008, 03:20 PM
The Cure, Fascination Street:

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NewChief
08-05-2008, 03:23 PM
Zeppelin's "Travelling Riverside Blues."

Squeeze my lemon, baby, 'til the juice runs down my leg....

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Baby Lee
08-05-2008, 06:31 PM
Ain't no doubt about it they were doubly blessed.
They were barely 17 and they were barely dressed.

Game, set, match!!
You're already singing it in your head.

Nzoner
08-05-2008, 07:00 PM
"She held it in her hand and this is what she had to say......"

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gblowfish
08-05-2008, 09:47 PM
How about good ole Steven Lynch? He's coming to town soon at one of the casinos:

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gblowfish
08-05-2008, 10:03 PM
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MTG#10
08-06-2008, 07:56 PM
The Cure, Fascination Street:

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Rep.

KcMizzou
08-06-2008, 10:01 PM
The Cure, Fascination Street:
Killer song.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-07-2008, 02:02 AM
Rep.

If you have Netflix, I'd highly recommend getting their Trilogy set. It's a three set DVD of Pornography, Bloodflowers, and Disintegration. Phenomenal sound as well.

KCUnited
08-07-2008, 06:48 AM
The obvious...

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MTG#10
08-07-2008, 01:33 PM
NIN - Closer

vailpass
08-07-2008, 03:37 PM
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That was hilarious.

Jawshco
08-08-2008, 06:59 PM
There's always Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch," obviously bad taste to cover up a lack of talent. I can't stand that song. I like my raunch to be subtle, like AC/DC's "Big Balls," or The Who's "Squeezebox."

KcMizzou
08-08-2008, 07:10 PM
There's always Buckcherry's "Crazy Bitch," obviously bad taste to cover up a lack of talent. I can't stand that song. I like my raunch to be subtle, like AC/DC's "Big Balls," or The Who's "Squeezebox."LMAO

Wait, wait... that's subtle? :D

Jawshco
08-08-2008, 08:30 PM
LMAO

Wait, wait... that's subtle? :D


Oh, yeah that's some high class, artsy, metaphorical stuff right there. I love those songs... hehehehehe :D

KCCHIEFS27
08-08-2008, 10:19 PM
The Roots' "The Seed 2.0"

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This song is about the birth of Rock 'n Roll..not impregnating other women. At least that's my interpretation

KCCHIEFS27
08-08-2008, 10:25 PM
CB4..man Chris Rock's Jheri Curl was something else..

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Portlantis
08-08-2008, 10:57 PM
This song is about the birth of Rock 'n Roll..not impregnating other women. At least that's my interpretation

Yes, you're probably right.

That metaphor is made in a sexually explicit way, though.

Lines like "I'll push my seed in her bush for life" and "I'll push my seed somewhere deep in her chest" are still raunchy, even if that raunch has legitimate artistic merit.

Hence its inclusion as a song that's both raunchy and great.

KCCHIEFS27
08-08-2008, 11:12 PM
yeah I realized why you would include it more so after I posted that message. You are right, still a great song while being raunchy.

Fire Me Boy!
08-10-2008, 04:36 PM
Smell Yo' Dick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

gblowfish
08-10-2008, 05:12 PM
I like the white boy acoustic version better:
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Mr. Kotter
08-11-2008, 12:42 AM
:hmmm:

Cum Stains on My Pillow.... ?

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J Diddy
08-11-2008, 12:50 AM
pretty much anything 2 live crew did

(i bring this up cause they were in joplin recently and I got all their autographs, plus got to dance with one of their hot lady dancers)

gblowfish
08-11-2008, 12:59 PM
Make sure to remove your hat and cover your heart while you watch this:
(I won't Rick Roll ya...promise.)
http://tinyurl.com/5kax2v

Reaper16
08-13-2008, 03:49 PM
The <st><s>obvious</s></st><s></s> obscure answer:

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Jawshco
08-13-2008, 04:53 PM
The <st><s>obvious</s></st><s></s> obscure answer:

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You oddly enough this example does qualify for both obvious and somewhat obscure. Good Choice nonetheless. However, this may be raunchy but EXTREMELY TALENTED as well.

Reaper16
08-13-2008, 04:55 PM
You oddly enough this example does qualify for both obvious and somewhat obscure. Good Choice nonetheless. However, this may be raunchy but EXTREMELY TALENTED as well.
I ****ing love the Joe's Garage album.

StcChief
08-14-2008, 04:01 PM
Zeppelin's "Travelling Riverside Blues."

Squeeze my lemon, baby, 'til the juice runs down my leg....

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gblowfish
08-14-2008, 04:13 PM
That's not the worst Zappa song by a long shot.
I've always liked "Bobby Brown":
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Nzoner
08-14-2008, 04:53 PM
I ****ing love the Joe's Garage album.

Absolutely!!


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NewChief
08-14-2008, 07:33 PM
That's not the worst Zappa song by a long shot.
I've always liked "Bobby Brown":
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"Broken Hearts are for Assholes" with the classic line:

"Don't fool yourself girl, it's going up the poop shoot." ROFL

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Huffman83
08-15-2008, 09:16 AM
Turbonegro-Sell your body to the night.

Gross but funny band. And incredibly gay.

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Ultra Peanut
08-15-2008, 09:58 AM
Usually, when an artist writes a song that's extremely sexually explicit, its a gimmick to make up for that artist's lack of talent. One example that comes to mind is Khia's "My Kneck, My Back."We played the censored version while DJing a school dance once. The 60+ year old guy who was chaperoning laughed his ass off.