View Full Version : Life Want to cheat on your wife?

08-05-2008, 03:42 PM
HOLY SHIT! Sometimes, people just take things too far. Wouldn't it be easier to just break-up/divorce the person rather than go to all this trouble?



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2. Have you ever told someone you were at that SuperBowl game and now you need a proof? Have you ever told your date your bank account has a larger balance than it really does? Are you a fan of practical jokes and pranks? We provide fake receipts, fake tickets for past events, fake bills and fake confirmations to conceal your embarrassment from being caught in a lie.

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Sorry if repost.

08-05-2008, 03:43 PM
I hate cheaters, break up with them you pussies

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-05-2008, 03:46 PM
I hate cheaters, break up with them you pussies

Let's put a smile on that face.

08-05-2008, 03:46 PM
just buy her a motorcycle
she'll be getting too much strange to care

08-05-2008, 03:47 PM
Let's put a smile on that face.


08-05-2008, 03:52 PM
Cool. Perhaps now Failpass will be able to come up with some receipts from his awesome weekend in sunny Mexico. :thumb:

08-05-2008, 03:55 PM
why the f*ck didn't I think of that?

08-05-2008, 04:02 PM
HAHA wow brilliant.

08-05-2008, 04:19 PM
If ever a business deserved to be bombed.

08-05-2008, 04:28 PM
This is a horribly immoral type of business. With that said, what a genius idea. They are one of a kind and will likely have a huge niche.

Simply Red
08-05-2008, 04:31 PM
Let's put a smile on that face.

Who the fu*k are you?

Baby Lee
08-05-2008, 05:18 PM

Mr. Plow
08-05-2008, 07:25 PM
Wow. Some people just really don't want to work.......damn...you have to highlight it to read it.

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08-05-2008, 07:39 PM
Is that for real? It's almost exactly out of a movie I saw a while back. I can't remember the name of the damn thing.

EDIT: It was called "Lies & Alibis".


A man (Steve Coogan) who runs an alibi agency, a service for adulterous husbands and wives that provides airtight alibis runs into trouble with his latest client. In order to remedy the problem, he has to rely on a very enticing woman (Rebecca Romijn), his assistant/partner. The plot thickens when he switches identities with one of his clients (James Marsden) for a weekend, and the client's girlfriend dies in an accident. With the police, an assassin, and a jealous ex-boyfriend to run from, he discovers that he'll need all the ingenuity he can muster to survive.

Rain Man
08-05-2008, 08:36 PM
They should vertically integrate and add divorce lawyers to their services.