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BigVE
08-05-2008, 05:31 PM
I wouldn't argue with this list.

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/baha%20men%20score%20worst%20song%20ever_1076443


BAHA MEN's summer hit record WHO LET THE DOG'S OUT? has been named the worst song of all time.
The track, which topped charts around the world in 2000, is number one in a new list compiled by editors of Spinner.com and AOL Radio.
It beat off tough competition from rapper Vanilla Ice's memorable hit Ice, Ice Baby and a more recent chart success for Ricky <nobr>Martinhttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif</nobr> (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/baha%20men%20score%20worst%20song%20ever_1076443#) - She Bangs.
There was even a place in the chart for a couple of music legends, in Sir Paul <nobr>MCCartneyhttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif</nobr> (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/baha%20men%20score%20worst%20song%20ever_1076443#) and Stevie Wonder.
The top 10 is as follows:
1. Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
2. Ice, Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
3. She Bangs - Ricky Martin
4. Barbie Girl - Aqua
5. U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
6. I Am Woman - Helen Redey
7. I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
8. Ebony And Ivory - Paul MCCartney And Stevie Wonder
9. MACarena - Los Del Rio
10. My Heart Will Go On - Celine <nobr>Dionhttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif</nobr> (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/baha%20men%20score%20worst%20song%20ever_1076443#).

KurtCobain
08-05-2008, 05:36 PM
MACarena is a worst song? Now I feel sick. Only talking about Brett Favre will cure me.

"Bob" Dobbs
08-05-2008, 06:35 PM
I call bullshit. Seasons In The Sun is nowhere to be found. Neither is Starship's We Built This City.

Frazod
08-05-2008, 07:10 PM
The Sign by Ace of Base. :#

BigVE
08-05-2008, 07:17 PM
I'm sure there are MANY more than 10 bad songs. Duh.

88TG88
08-05-2008, 07:18 PM
How bad could it be if it hit #1 ?

Where is the Paris Hilton song ? That was pretty gawdawful.

Baconeater
08-05-2008, 07:19 PM
Come on Eileen. Most ****ing annoying song EVER.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-05-2008, 08:01 PM
Come on Eileen. Most ****ing annoying song EVER.

One time in a Bill Simmons column, he said he stayed up another half hour watching an SNL rerun just to see if Dexy's Midnight Runners would play "Come on Eileen" a second time or if they actually had another song.

RibKing67
08-05-2008, 08:32 PM
I would like to nominate The Thong Song to that list. As well as The Final Countdown by Europe. And lets not forget any song Hanson recorded.

KC-TBB
08-05-2008, 08:37 PM
Hey everyone, good to be back! I have a new job and have been pretty busy getting set up...better now so hope to get back into this board!
GO CHIEFS!

KC-TBB
08-05-2008, 08:38 PM
Oh yeah, worst song...ANYTHING BY BREAD!

"Bob" Dobbs
08-05-2008, 08:45 PM
Billy, Don't Be A Hero

ClevelandBronco
08-05-2008, 08:47 PM
Run, Joey, Run

chiefs1111
08-05-2008, 08:49 PM
I think that Ice Ice Baby should be #1.

"Bob" Dobbs
08-05-2008, 09:00 PM
Chevy Van

ClevelandBronco
08-05-2008, 09:16 PM
Hell, let's just agree that 95% of what was released in the '70s belongs on the list of worst ever.

Baconeater
08-05-2008, 09:23 PM
Hell, let's just agree that 95% of what was released in the '70s belongs on the list of worst ever.

Negatory on that one Ghost Rider, I love me some AM Gold. I grew up listening to that stuff.

ClevelandBronco
08-05-2008, 09:31 PM
Negatory on that one Ghost Rider, I love me some AM Gold. I grew up listening to that stuff.

One Steely Dan fan is on record...

el borracho
08-05-2008, 10:56 PM
All wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the worst song ever recorded:

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Ultra Peanut
08-05-2008, 10:57 PM
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el borracho
08-05-2008, 10:58 PM
One Steely Dan fan is on record...

One Steely Dan fan has a record. Actually, they all probably have records. Or 8 tracks. Or reel-to-reels.

CosmicPal
08-05-2008, 11:02 PM
867-5309 Jenny

Annoying as hell song.

Ultra Peanut
08-05-2008, 11:05 PM
Negatory on that one Ghost Rider, I love me some AM Gold. I grew up listening to that stuff.GHOST RIDE IT!

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(This obviously belongs in the best song thread.)

88TG88
08-05-2008, 11:28 PM
GHOST RIDE IT!

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(This obviously belongs in the best song thread.)

wow

JuicesFlowing
08-06-2008, 01:21 AM
I call bullshit. Seasons In The Sun is nowhere to be found. Neither is Starship's We Built This City.

Dammit! We Built This City is going to be stuck in my head for 3 days now. I HATE that song ...

POND_OF_RED
08-06-2008, 02:03 AM
I would like to nominate The Thong Song to that list. As well as The Final Countdown by Europe. And lets not forget any song Hanson recorded.

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/8779/e3tgob.jpg

Ultra Peanut
08-06-2008, 02:25 AM
I would like to nominate The Thong Song to that list. As well as The Final Countdown by Europe.You are not making many friends tonight, buddy.

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Direckshun
08-06-2008, 02:44 AM
I actually think "Pour Some Sugar On Me" is the worst song ever.

Although "I Kissed A Girl" is getting there really quickly.

Guru
08-06-2008, 02:49 AM
Cum on feel the noize.

DJJasonp
08-06-2008, 07:56 AM
I agree with the list.... I am Woman makes we want to poke razors in my eye.

We built this city also sucks

Never liked Neil Diamond's "Love on the rocks" either.

That horrible Bryan Adams, Sting (and someone else) "all for love" (or whatever it's called)...another terrible song.

But my all-time worst favorite song....

Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. Ridiculously horrible.

tooge
08-06-2008, 08:03 AM
what about Nothing Compares to You by that shaved head biatch from the nineties. What was her name? Sinead?

Amnorix
08-06-2008, 08:14 AM
My own personal disfavorite is Roxanne by Sting. That song aggravates the heck out of me. I wouldn't call it the worst ever, but it's close for me and nobody has mentioned it yet.

Funny, some songs on the list I actually don't mind at all. But I think Built this City by Starship is pretty universally despised.

Demonpenz
08-06-2008, 08:17 AM
Fast car is an an hard look at life in the inner city, and the alchoholisms that go with it, and the growing popularity of street racing.

Skip Towne
08-06-2008, 08:27 AM
Anything by Michael Bolton. He should be killed.

CanadianChief
08-06-2008, 08:29 AM
What about...Giddy up-a um poppa um poppa mama

siberian khatru
08-06-2008, 08:51 AM
I've Never Been to Me

Frazod
08-06-2008, 09:02 AM
But my all-time worst favorite song....

Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. Ridiculously horrible.

Heh. I actually heard her perform this live.

One of the worst/longest nights of my life was a concert I was dragged to back in '91 - Tracy Chapman opening for Bob Dylan. Oh the humanity. :mad:

And while I could give two shits about her social message, I did gain a certain measure of respect for her as a performer that night. She has a powerful voice and a great stage prescence. She obviously blew the screeching, incoherent Dylan off the stage (of course, so would most karaoke singers). A really good show might have been Chapman singing Dylan's songs - his stuff generally sounds great when anybody but him sings it.

Frosty
08-06-2008, 09:12 AM
That can't be an accurate list. "Loving You" by Minnie Riperton and "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston aren't on it. :spock:

Ugly Duck
08-06-2008, 09:51 AM
I wanna holdja til I die
Til we both break down 'n cryyyy
I wanna holdja
Til the fear in me subsiiiides