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BigRock
08-06-2008, 01:50 AM
It seems Kyle Orton will be starting against us on Thursday, with Rex Grossman coming off the bench.

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/cs-080805-kyle-orton-chicago-bears-rex-grossman,1,6967889.story

Kyle Orton gets starting nod for Chicago Bears' first preseason game
Smith says Grossman will start next week
By Vaughn McClure | Tribune reporter
11:11 PM CDT, August 5, 2008

BOURBONNAIS - The secret was given away at the start of practice when the Bears rehearsed their pre-game introduction with Kyle Orton dashing out with the first team.

Introducing your starting quarterback, at least for this week.

Coach Lovie Smith announced Orton as the starter for Thursday night's exhibition against the Chiefs at Soldier Field, with Rex Grossman also playing in the first half. The two will flip-flop roles next week at Seattle, with Grossman getting the starting nod.

At least it wasn't a coin flip.

"Don't look into any of these decisions that we've made right now," Smith said. "It's a starting spot, and there's no rhyme or reason as to why we're going this direction. It's just the way I want to go right now."

Smith plans to play the first team the entire first half so both quarterbacks get plenty of opportunities.

Trying to run up the score? F you, Lovie.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-06-2008, 01:54 AM
ROFL

I'd love to see Orton RKO Urlacher out of nowhere on the sidelines. Or pull his father out from the stands and punt him in the head.

chiefs1111
08-06-2008, 01:57 AM
If you had a choice between Rex Grossman and Brodie,who would you guys choose?

chiefs1111
08-06-2008, 01:57 AM
ROFL

I'd love to see Orton RKO Urlacher out of nowhere on the sidelines. Or pull his father out from the stands and punt him in the head.

:clap:

JuicesFlowing
08-06-2008, 02:18 AM
If you had a choice between Rex Grossman and Brodie,who would you guys choose?

Brodie any day of the week. I could care less if the Bears have been to the Super Bowl, Grossman sure as hell wasn't the player that lead them there ... I cannot believe Chicago is still hanging on to that piece of crap.

Ultra Peanut
08-06-2008, 02:21 AM
<center>http://i37.tinypic.com/2me8ozc.gifhttp://i37.tinypic.com/2me8ozc.gifBEHOLD THE SON OF MANhttp://i37.tinypic.com/2me8ozc.gifhttp://i37.tinypic.com/2me8ozc.gif

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(I'd actually forgotten that they changed his theme until I looked up Randy Roll and saw it listed as "Randy Roll Classic." I pray to Lord Kromdar every night that he returns with Burn In My Light.)

BigRock
08-06-2008, 02:54 AM
(I'd actually forgotten that they changed his theme until I looked up Randy Roll and saw it listed as "Randy Roll Classic." I pray to Lord Kromdar every night that he returns with Burn In My Light.)

The new one can be Kyle Orton's theme.

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY COUNCIL ME, THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME

The voice he hears being his coordinator calling plays into his helmet, natch.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-06-2008, 02:57 AM
The new one can be Kyle Orton's theme.

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY COUNCIL ME, THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME

The voice he hears being his coordinator calling plays into his helmet, natch.

Unfortunately Orton's Titantron would just be a series of clips of him handing off in 2005.

Ultra Peanut
08-06-2008, 03:15 AM
Unfortunately Orton's Titantron would just be a series of clips of him handing off in 2005.And drinking. And looking retarded.

Ultra Peanut
08-06-2008, 03:19 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/5ph5p3.jpg

BigRock
08-06-2008, 04:41 AM
I really did intend this thread to be about football. I'll log on tomorrow and see a "Kyle Orton to start for the Bears" thread with 70+ replies, while this one remains just us wrestling guys talking themes and cracking wise.

Ultra Peanut
08-06-2008, 05:45 AM
When I saw it, I just assumed it would be about Orton visiting some team's camp or something.

Kyle Orton? Bears? Huh?

Ultra Peanut
08-06-2008, 07:52 AM
So I had, like, this hour to kill, and

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CoMoChief
08-06-2008, 08:25 AM
Kyle Orton is a hell of a lot better than Grossman. Good God.