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Skip Towne
08-06-2008, 09:44 AM
Claythan inspired this thread. Maybe we can get him some ideas of how to meet a girl.

ChiefsFan4Life
08-06-2008, 09:47 AM
Met mine in college

Redrum_69
08-06-2008, 09:48 AM
He needs to join an organized religion.

Only through prayer will the Lord have pity and establish a wanton ho, or in case a one ton ho.

Skip Towne
08-06-2008, 09:49 AM
He needs to join an organized religion.

Only through prayer will the Lord have pity and establish a wanton ho, or in case a one ton ho.

He hates religion but there are some hotties there. All dressed up too.

Buehler445
08-06-2008, 09:51 AM
College. Nabbed her shortly after she arrived. Posted via Mobile Device

Frazod
08-06-2008, 09:51 AM
He hates religion but there are some hotties there. All dressed up too.

And many are repressed nymphomaniacs. Probably most.

Fire Me Boy!
08-06-2008, 09:52 AM
I got my wife straight out of high school. I was the choir director, she was my lead soprano.

eazyb81
08-06-2008, 09:53 AM
College. Waited until senior year to claim her so I had some fun until then.

Consistent1
08-06-2008, 09:53 AM
Claythan inspired this thread. Maybe we can get him some ideas of how to meet a girl.


Claythan inspires everything. Let's not get it twisted.

eazyb81
08-06-2008, 09:54 AM
Claythan inspired this thread. Maybe we can get him some ideas of how to meet a girl.

Probably not. If he can't get a girl in Texas then he should probably just give up.

Redrum_69
08-06-2008, 09:54 AM
He hates religion but there are some hotties there. All dressed up too.



if he hates it, then he should live the life of the Amish...or mennonite

Skip Towne
08-06-2008, 09:58 AM
if he hates it, then he should live the life of the Amish...or mennonite

He is. That's what he wants away from.

seclark
08-06-2008, 10:02 AM
met mine in high school. i was the new kid in 10th grade. she was a high school jock and a year younger.

dated 3 years...got married 3months after she graduated high school.

will be married 28 years come september. she still worships the ground i walk on.
3 kids; 4 grandkids
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DaKCMan AP
08-06-2008, 10:04 AM
I'll let you know when it happens.

Simply Red
08-06-2008, 10:06 AM
I met my ex at Macaroni Grill. I walked up to her and asked her out. More note-worthy; I met a total hottie last night. Going out on Friday. Blonde, hot and 34 yrs. old.

Frosty
08-06-2008, 10:09 AM
We worked together. We also went to the same school (community college) and same church.

I think she was stalking me.

phisherman
08-06-2008, 10:12 AM
met at a party in college. knew each other for maybe a semester before we got together and have been ever since.

Hog Farmer
08-06-2008, 10:17 AM
He needs to take a vacation to Brazil, The women there are HOT and the men there treat them like shit. I believe the ratio is like 3 women to each man also. Even Claythan could score.

Saulbadguy
08-06-2008, 10:19 AM
Internet. Not a dating service, though. I was actually looking for Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans in this area, that's how I found her.

Mr. Plow
08-06-2008, 10:26 AM
Blockbuster Video. She was working. I was renting. Walked in, first thing I saw was her butt. I still remember how good it looked in those tight khaki pants. Talked to her for about 30 minutes. Asked her out. Been together 10 years, married for 8.

DaKCMan AP
08-06-2008, 10:26 AM
Still waiting for.. "I bought her on ebay".

KCKID58
08-06-2008, 10:54 AM
my 21st birthday. Out drinking with friends. Went to Red Lobster to grab a quick bite. She walked in. I sent a drink to her via my waitress (which was a friend of mine). She was only 19 at the time( thank you diane for serving a minor). I left my number for her when we left. After drinking all night , slept the whole next day and had a message from her and I didn't even remember who she was or what she looked like. Talked on the phone a few times and went out with her the following week.
I've been with her for the past 22 years and married 19 years this September.

The Rick
08-06-2008, 11:03 AM
Met her at work.

We both worked for an ISP. She was a lowly sales girl, I was manager of Network Operations. She thought I was big time. She later found out I really wasn't, but by then it was too late. She was hooked.

Been together for 7.5 years, married for 6 years.

gblowfish
08-06-2008, 11:04 AM
She was hosting a going away party for one of my pals from college. He was leaving Lexington, MO for Montana. She was wearing paper chaps. My kinda gal.

Dicky McElephant
08-06-2008, 11:07 AM
She found me on the internet. I think she was looking up porn addictions and found my name.

Stinger
08-06-2008, 11:12 AM
Short version ... Met in college. She followed her boyfriend down to college didn't work out. We had a few classed together and hung around the same people. After a while we decided to go out and see what happens. We dated for 2 years and been married for 16.

BigRedChief
08-06-2008, 11:17 AM
Video Dating.

I was the editor of a stuggling local magazine in Springfield and she was a teacher in a small town 45 miles away. No way would we have met otherwise. 19 years and counting.

steelyeyed57
08-06-2008, 11:22 AM
Blind date senior year of high school. Didn't go well, but we exchanged MSN messenger contacts. We talked a bunch, and eventually hung out all summer. Started dating before college. Convinced her to come to school with me, been together 7 years, married 4.

BucEyedPea
08-06-2008, 11:41 AM
I met my previous spouse when :

He was working as a rocker
In a cocktail bar
When I met him
He picked me out
He shook me up
And turned me around
Turned me into someone new

He sang:

Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby
Don't you want me, oh

Stryker
08-06-2008, 11:52 AM
Probably not. If he can't get a girl in Texas then he should probably just give up.

No shit! But then again, you have to LIKE girls in order to MEET girls. ROFL

Stryker
08-06-2008, 11:53 AM
Meet mine through a mutal friend.

RJ
08-06-2008, 11:53 AM
Internet. Russian slave ring. She's from Latvia originally and was smuggled here from Warsaw via Chechnya. She's not pretty at all but she is strong and a hard worker, and very fertile. She has borne me nearly a child a year for the past 11 years, 10 total and 7of them boys.

Her indentured servitude ended two years ago but she hasn't left yet. I think she has developed a grudging fondness for me over time. That, and she doesn't know her way around very well. I've never allowed her to travel further than the mailbox.

Does she love me? Do I love her? I suppose that depends on your definition of love. But I would say yes, we do, in a captor/captive sort of way. In a society as diverse as the one we live in, I feel like mine and Zoppa's (not her real name) relationship is as legitimate as any and hopefully will one day be recognized so that we might have the same legal rights as other couples. For instance, we've grown tired of birthing the children in our home, but who can afford the hospital without health insurance?

Would this work for Claythan? I don't know. All I know is that it's worked out very well for me.

Skip Towne
08-06-2008, 12:02 PM
Internet. Russian slave ring. She's from Latvia originally and was smuggled here from Warsaw via Chechnya. She's not pretty at all but she is strong and a hard worker, and very fertile. She has borne me nearly a child a year for the past 11 years, 10 total and 7of them boys.

Her indentured servitude ended two years ago but she hasn't left yet. I think she has developed a grudging fondness for me over time. That, and she doesn't know her way around very well. I've never allowed her to travel further than the mailbox.

Does she love me? Do I love her? I suppose that depends on your definition of love. But I would say yes, we do, in a captor/captive sort of way. In a society as diverse as the one we live in, I feel like mine and Zoppa's (not her real name) relationship is as legitimate as any and hopefully will one day be recognized so that we might have the same legal rights as other couples. For instance, we've grown tired of birthing the children in our home, but who can afford the hospital without health insurance?

Would this work for Claythan? I don't know. All I know is that it's worked out very well for me.

You lie

DaFace
08-06-2008, 12:10 PM
College. In choir.

sedated
08-06-2008, 12:19 PM
At the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

CoMoChief
08-06-2008, 12:21 PM
Smitty's met his at his own family reunion.

OnTheWarpath58
08-06-2008, 12:24 PM
2005 Cardinals Home Opener at the old Busch. April 8, 2005.

Me and my buddy had seats 1 and 2 in our row, and her and a girlfriend had seats 3 and 4. Got to talking during the game, swapped phone numbers, and we had our first date the next week.

Been together ever since, married for just over 2 years. (June 17, 2006)

Dartgod
08-06-2008, 12:30 PM
Well, I was riding my motorcycle to the tanning salon, and...

Iowanian
08-06-2008, 12:33 PM
I tell everyone that she bought a ticket for the Husband lottery and won the grand prize.

I had just dumped a girl with a bad attitude and was ready to tear up half of the wombs in the greater midwest.

Brideowanian came home from college with my sister.

Interestingly enough, my mother came home from the same college with my dad's sister and thats how they met as well.


I spent a lot of years sorting through women....and I knew in 5 seconds that this one was different.

plbrdude
08-06-2008, 12:35 PM
at church

seclark
08-06-2008, 12:36 PM
I spent a lot of years sorting through women....and I knew in 5 seconds that this one was different.

no chin whiskers?
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Kerberos
08-06-2008, 12:41 PM
I got my wife straight out of high school. I was the choir director, she was my lead soprano.


Was she talented enough to play the skin flute with passion as well?


Myself......I met my wife in the Nam. I was shot up pretty bad and she hauled me out of the foxhole and patched me up. I never thanked her for that.

RJ
08-06-2008, 12:46 PM
You lie



"Lie" is such a strong word. Though I will grant you a partial embellishment of the truth.

Iowanian
08-06-2008, 12:47 PM
no chin whiskers?
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That, she could read, had all of her own teef and I could pick her up over my head.

leviw
08-06-2008, 12:49 PM
At a college birthday party for a mutual friend. I made fun of her for not drinking that night. She thought I was an asshole. Went to another party that night. I was charming. Exchanged e-mails and talked on and off for month. Didn't go on our first date until six months later.

Been together 2 1/2 years. We get married on Friday.

RJ
08-06-2008, 12:50 PM
That, she could read, had all of her own teef and I could pick her up over my head.


I woulda figured up there in farm country you'd prefer a woman who could pick you up over her head.

RJ
08-06-2008, 12:51 PM
At a college birthday party for a mutual friend. I made fun of her for not drinking that night. She thought I was an asshole. Went to another party that night. I was charming. Exchanged e-mails and talked on and off for month. Didn't go on our first date until six months later.

Been together 2 1/2 years. We get married on Friday.



Cool, congratulations!

Iowanian
08-06-2008, 12:51 PM
She was teaching aerobics and step classes at the time....I'd imagine she about could have.

ilovemichaelsettle
08-06-2008, 12:59 PM
well my boyfriend and i met at school, i was in 9th grade and he was in 11th, we met in our teacher mr.g's geography/civics class:) it all started with me asking if his name was mike, because everyone always called him tim, and then we started kissing our hands and putting up a high five every time, and then i asked for his number, i remember when i first called him, he was comming back from his gmas house and we lost connection. my heart had not ever beat that rapidly before. and long story short we have been together for almost two years:)

RJ
08-06-2008, 01:06 PM
This could be brutal, I can't watch.

Iowanian
08-06-2008, 01:08 PM
Like OMG...................


no. I'm not going to do it.

FAX
08-06-2008, 01:08 PM
I was doing black ops at the time and my team was sky diving onto the roof of a chemical manufacturing facilty that was being controlled by terrorists who had captured the employees and were holding them for ransom. I can't say much more than we killed the terrorists and one of the hostages was the future beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX who was pretty darn glad to be rescued and, although she made some snide remarks about what took us so long, I could tell she was intrigued so I asked her out to dinner and both of us felt some sort of magic energy between us so we spent the next few weeks on the beach at an undisclosed location getting to know each other better until I got a call from my boss who said there was another emergency and he needed my help so we got married on the way to the airport in case I died because one of my teammates lost concentration at a crucial moment.

FAX

Redrum_69
08-06-2008, 01:09 PM
well my boyfriend and i met at school, i was in 9th grade and he was in 11th, we met in our teacher mr.g's geography/civics class:) it all started with me asking if his name was mike, because everyone always called him tim, and then we started kissing our hands and putting up a high five every time, and then i asked for his number, i remember when i first called him, he was comming back from his gmas house and we lost connection. my heart had not ever beat that rapidly before. and long story short we have been together for almost two years:)


this reaks of trollbait...

Dicky McElephant
08-06-2008, 01:10 PM
well my boyfriend and i met at school, i was in 9th grade and he was in 11th, we met in our teacher mr.g's geography/civics class:) it all started with me asking if his name was mike, because everyone always called him tim, and then we started kissing our hands and putting up a high five every time, and then i asked for his number, i remember when i first called him, he was comming back from his gmas house and we lost connection. my heart had not ever beat that rapidly before. and long story short we have been together for almost two years:)

If you would have spent less time kissing hands and more time on your grammar homework, I'd understand your entire post.

Dicky McElephant
08-06-2008, 01:10 PM
I was doing black ops at the time and my team was sky diving onto the roof of a chemical manufacturing facilty that was being controlled by terrorists who had captured the employees and were holding them for ransom. I can't say much more than we killed the terrorists and one of the hostages was the future beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX who was pretty darn glad to be rescued and, although she made some snide remarks about what took us so long, I could tell she was intrigued so I asked her out to dinner and both of us felt some sort of magic energy between us so we spent the next few weeks on the beach at an undisclosed location getting to know each other better until I got a call from my boss who said there was another emergency and he needed my help so we got married on the way to the airport in case I died because one of my teammates lost concentration at a crucial moment.

FAX

Don't lie. You were set up by midgets weren't you?

Sure-Oz
08-06-2008, 01:12 PM
Met my gf at bww with a group of friends, one of their friends brought her along during the playoffs when it was the Pat's vs the Colts, i believe a week after the chiefs lost to the colts.

Chief Faithful
08-06-2008, 01:13 PM
At church, the best place to find a wife.

Redrum_69
08-06-2008, 01:15 PM
well my boyfriend and i met at school, i was in 9th grade and he was in 11th, we met in our teacher mr.g's geography/civics class:) it all started with me asking if his name was mike, because everyone always called him tim, and then we started kissing our hands and putting up a high five every time, and then i asked for his number, i remember when i first called him, he was comming back from his gmas house and we lost connection. my heart had not ever beat that rapidly before. and long story short we have been together for almost two years:)



cant...comment...on..this...and..its...killing..me...softly...


is this shit for real or is it open season?

tooge
08-06-2008, 01:25 PM
We were the first two test tube babies. On accident, a korean lab assistant knocked over the test tube stand. In haste, he siphoned both embryos up and we ended up in the same tube. Been together ever since.

Deberg_1990
08-06-2008, 01:29 PM
Well, I was riding my motorcycle to the tanning salon, and...


hahah...i cant wait until he makes an appearance in this thread:

"You guys are such pathetic losers. Its really sad. I dont have to settle down with any one girl. I have the luxury of being able to tax whoever i want"

DeezNutz
08-06-2008, 01:31 PM
well my boyfriend and i met at school, i was in 9th grade and he was in 11th, we met in our teacher mr.g's geography/civics class:) it all started with me asking if his name was mike, because everyone always called him tim, and then we started kissing our hands and putting up a high five every time, and then i asked for his number, i remember when i first called him, he was comming back from his gmas house and we lost connection. my heart had not ever beat that rapidly before. and long story short we have been together for almost two years:)

Is this a test? I'm having a real hard time passing it.

Who is your great love, by the way?

Hog Farmer
08-06-2008, 02:23 PM
Well, there was this hot chick who lived down the road and I would see her in her yard from time to time, long blonde hair, always wore short jean cutoffs with a really great tan. Really hot! But I never had an excuse to stop and meet her. She had a little rat terrier that was always running around in her yard when she would be outside gardening or mowing or washing her car. Well, one day the little mutt was right in the middle of the road as I approached. I sped up and sure enough I had my excuse to meet her. I stopped and picked the dog up with a shovel, put it in a feed sack and pulled in her driveway. She wasn't even aware what had just happened. I said maam , I've got bad news, someone has hit your dog on the highway, I tried to get their liscence plate number but they were just going to fast. I gave her some bullshit description of her next door neighbors car. She cried as I consoled her. She invited me in and now I've been married to that bitch for 22 GD years!

RJ
08-06-2008, 03:21 PM
Hog Farmer is gruff on the exterior but inside lies the soul of a romantic.

Dude is a freaking lady-killer.....er... dog killer.

Iowanian
08-06-2008, 03:32 PM
Hog farmer prooves with the moral of his story, that sometimes, you have to go out of your way to make love work.

Sometimes, its across the state line, other times, you're lucky at its a flick of the wrist on the steering wheel across the yellow line.

petegz28
08-06-2008, 03:55 PM
Mine worked in a bank inside a Hy-Vee. Went up, asked her to a ballgame...we been together every since.

The Pedestrian
08-06-2008, 03:55 PM
Well, there was this hot chick who lived down the road and I would see her in her yard from time to time, long blonde hair, always wore short jean cutoffs with a really great tan. Really hot! But I never had an excuse to stop and meet her. She had a little rat terrier that was always running around in her yard when she would be outside gardening or mowing or washing her car. Well, one day the little mutt was right in the middle of the road as I approached. I sped up and sure enough I had my excuse to meet her. I stopped and picked the dog up with a shovel, put it in a feed sack and pulled in her driveway. She wasn't even aware what had just happened. I said maam , I've got bad news, someone has hit your dog on the highway, I tried to get their liscence plate number but they were just going to fast. I gave her some bullshit description of her next door neighbors car. She cried as I consoled her. She invited me in and now I've been married to that bitch for 22 GD years!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=188497
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Playing devil's advocate I'll bet you over 1/2 the married women you meet will tell you what sold them on their husband was something a single woman today would call the cops over...

ROFL

LocoChiefsFan
08-06-2008, 06:02 PM
Mines straight out of a fairy tale,none the less here goes. I was sticking hogs on the hog kill at the pork processing plant where I work and the new hires were coming through on a tour. I noticed this cute shy looking girl in the group. She couldn't have been more that 5' tall and maybe a hundred pounds. I thought she was hot and wanted to meet her. My roomate at the time was the trainer. I told him to hook me up. He did and the rest is hog kill history.

BigVE
08-06-2008, 06:12 PM
My family was visiting another family. I was good friends with a chick from the area who was also friends of the family we were visiting. My friend and her friend were visiting the same friends as us and she brought this other chick (my future wife at the time) with her to visit. We all went out as a group one evening and my wifey and I hit it off big time, like we had known each other for years. We dated for about a year and half and have been married for almost 18 years.

Der Flöprer
08-06-2008, 06:30 PM
Work. I'd been at this place for a couple of months when the teenage secretary approached me and asked what I was doing after work. I was 25 at the time and she'd just had her 18th birthday. Being the suave, rico mother****er that I be, I told her I was going home to clean my house.......Yeah. Really. Anyways, she asked me if I wanted some help. It was at that point that I knew my house was going to be dirty for a while.

QuikSsurfer
08-06-2008, 06:37 PM
hahah...i cant wait until he makes an appearance in this thread:

"You guys are such pathetic losers. Its really sad. I dont have to settle down with any one girl. I have the luxury of being able to tax whoever i want HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA"

FYP

siberian khatru
08-06-2008, 06:40 PM
Work. I'd been at this place for a couple of months when the teenage secretary approached me and asked what I was doing after work. I was 25 at the time and she'd just had her 18th birthday. Being the suave, rico mother****er that I be, I told her I was going home to clean my house.......Yeah. Really. Anyways, she asked me if I wanted some help. It was at that point that I knew my house was going to be dirty for a while.

My hero.