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Thig Lyfe
08-06-2008, 11:06 PM
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS REPORTS

FAVRE WILL REPLACE BERNARDO AS GANG LEADER

http://www.850thebuzz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/WestSideStory.jpg

milkman
08-06-2008, 11:13 PM
I think the fact that you know the name of any gangmember from Westside Story, even the leader is grounds to turn in your man card.

KcMizzou
08-06-2008, 11:14 PM
Salsa shark!

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Thig Lyfe
08-06-2008, 11:15 PM
OUR PHOTOSHOP WIZARDS SHOW US WHAT HE WILL LOOK LIKE IN A SHARK UNIFORM

Thig Lyfe
08-06-2008, 11:17 PM
I think the fact that you know the name of any gangmember from Westside Story, even the leader is grounds to turn in your man card.

I turned in my man card when I was in the musical all four years of high school.

(But I had to use Wikipedia to figure out the character name here)

Ultra Peanut
08-07-2008, 01:39 AM
LAVERANUES

Only you, you're the only thing I'll see forever
In my eyes in my words and in everything I do
Nothing else but you
Ever

BRETT

And there's nothing for me but Laveranues
Every sight that I see is Laveranues

LAVERANUES

Brett, Brett

BRETT

Always you, every thought I'll ever know
Everywhere I go you'll be

BRETT & LAVERANUES

All the world is only you and me

LAVERANUES

Tonight, tonight
It all began tonight
I saw you and the world went away

Tonight, tonight
There's only you tonight
What you are, what you do, what you say

BRETT

Today, all day I had the feeling
A miracle would happen
I know now I was right

BRETT & LAVERANUES

For here you are
And what was just a world is a star
Tonight

Tonight, tonight
The world is full of light
With suns and moons all over the place

Tonight, tonight
The world is wild and bright
Going mad

Shooting sparks into space

Today, the world was just an address
A place for me to live in
No better than all right

But here you are
And what was just a world is a star
Tonight

Good night, good night
Sleep well and when you dream
Dream of me

Tonight

Chief Chief
08-07-2008, 09:44 AM
The dude on the left looks like the main actor of the TV show "House".

Rausch
08-07-2008, 09:51 AM
I think the fact that you know the name of any gangmember from Westside Story, even the leader is grounds to turn in your man card.

The only reason to even admit to watching that flick is Natalie Wood.

Mein permanent "private time" imagery.

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1203/120370/300_120370.jpg

...

http://www.arlindo-correia.com/natalie_wood.jpg

...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/tomasutpen/GCW/NatalieWood_SexEducation.jpg

I'll admit the last one is a bit...macabre...

Nzoner
08-07-2008, 10:00 AM
Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bret and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bret he's really keen
He's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
B-B-B-Bret and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bret makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong

Fat Elvis
08-07-2008, 12:23 PM
I think that photo (non-photoshopped, even) is proof that the single prerequisite for a male to find work in Hollywood is to possess a physically large head. If you look at entertainers as a whole, men in the industry have incredibly large heads. They can have itty bitty bodies, but as long as thier heads are disproportionately large, they are almost guarenteed to appear in at least one movie or tv show.

Powers Booth and David Cook can make kids cry with the size of thier heads. Dennis Miller and Bill Maher aren't really funny; people are mesmerized by the size of thier heads and laugh in disbelief. It is true and you know it.

Fat Elvis
08-07-2008, 12:34 PM
I think that photo (non-photoshopped, even) is proof that the single prerequisite for a male to find work in Hollywood is to possess a physically large head. If you look at entertainers as a whole, men in the industry have incredibly large heads. They can have itty bitty bodies, but as long as thier heads are disproportionately large, they are almost guarenteed to appear in at least one movie or tv show.

Powers Booth and David Cook can make kids cry with the size of thier heads. Dennis Miller and Bill Maher aren't really funny; people are mesmerized by the size of thier heads and laugh in disbelief. It is true and you know it.


Powers Booth: Tilt my head sideways and it will span the width of my shoulders.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2391473.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED59709E9DD2234ED95A5397277B4DC33E


David Cook: Bow down to the humongo head.

http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/2008/05/david-archuleta-david-cook-ryan-seacrest.jpg

Dennis Miller: Drawn to scale.

http://www.patriotart.com/signed/DennisMillerSigned1.jpg

Bill Maher: Wearing 1980's womens shoulderpads in his jacket (no kidding) to compensate for his head. Creepy on so many levels.

http://www.lasplash.com/uploads/1/aqua_lounge_bill_maher.jpg