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Skip Towne
08-13-2008, 08:20 AM
Has her big ol' mean husband showed up yet?

Simply Red
08-13-2008, 08:23 AM
I'd like to thank my mom.

Stinger
08-13-2008, 08:27 AM
I'd like to thank my mom.

WE all would [/Redrum_69]

Skip Towne
08-13-2008, 08:35 AM
I'd like to thank my mom.

Speaking of moms, how many kids does that chick have?

Simply Red
08-13-2008, 09:08 AM
Speaking of moms, how many kids does that chick have?

two little girls.

HypnotizedMonkey
08-13-2008, 10:12 AM
two little girls.

they looked pretty big to me!

ChiefsFire
08-13-2008, 10:13 AM
.

Nice work my friend...shes a milf

tooge
08-13-2008, 11:17 AM
Well done SR. It is good to live vicariously through other posters. I'm gonna give her an 8.5666666666666666. If here arse is edible, then the incentive clause could kick in and drive it up to a 9.0. If she likes chiefs football, hunting, fishing, and carrying your golf clubs, then 9.8. A true ten is like a unicorn. Nice in theory, but non existent.

gblowfish
08-13-2008, 11:24 AM
What's the over/under on days for the "We broke up and I want to kill myself" thread comes around?

I'm such a cynic.

Seriously though. Good luck to you. And NEVER ask the CP for dating advice.

Simply Red
08-13-2008, 11:26 AM
LOL at this stupid thread! You guys make it fun,

ChiefsFire
08-13-2008, 11:28 AM
LOL at this stupid thread! You guys make it fun,

You gave us alot to work with.

Seriously though...enjoy her while you can, you deserve it/her.

Jilly
08-13-2008, 11:36 AM
wow..sorry I doubted you. Looks like she really pampered herself for your date so she must have been into you a little... nice job.

gblowfish
08-13-2008, 12:03 PM
Hate to say this SR, but I think you may already be in trouble....

DeezNutz
08-13-2008, 12:06 PM
Hate to say this SR, but I think you may already be in trouble....

ROFL

Goapics1
08-13-2008, 12:07 PM
Hate to say this SR, but I think you may already be in trouble....

Is that Midnight Douchebag?

gblowfish
08-13-2008, 12:21 PM
Is that Midnight Douchebag?
He's always where the action is!

Simply Red
08-13-2008, 12:22 PM
LMAO:deevee::banghead::clap:

HypnotizedMonkey
08-13-2008, 12:25 PM
three's a crowd!! hahahahaha

Scorp
08-13-2008, 12:28 PM
LOL at this stupid thread! You guys make it fun,

She is no Kirstie Tynes! LMAO

Simply Red
08-13-2008, 12:30 PM
She is no Kirstie Tynes! LMAO

I don't agree, ;)

Valiant
08-13-2008, 12:36 PM
Which escort service did you use???


:)

vailpass
08-13-2008, 12:45 PM
Nice pull Red, that one is definetely in play.
Now stop posting pics of actual women here or you will work certain board denizens into a self-flagilating frenzy that will end in a hoard of salt spiders crawling all over the Princess Leia bedspread.

Simply Red
08-13-2008, 01:01 PM
Nice pull Red, that one is definetely in play.
Now stop posting pics of actual women here or you will work certain board denizens into a self-flagilating frenzy that will end in a hoard of salt spiders crawling all over the Princess Leia bedspread.

Jesus, that last part confused me. But thanks, I think. Okay we can let this thread die now.

vailpass
08-13-2008, 01:04 PM
Jesus, that last part confused me. But thanks, I think. Okay we can let this thread die now.

Salt Spider, you know, what's left on a sheet after a certain substance dries out?

CosmicPal
08-13-2008, 01:05 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think your date got a boob job.

Hmmm, come to think of it, I can see where she got a face job too.

Oh wait, a closer look reveals, oh yes, she's had plastic surgery done all over the place.

tsk, tsk. Just when you thought she was a keeper.

:D

StcChief
08-13-2008, 01:07 PM
nice. photoshopping that a$$clown in the pic was just well..... wrong.

Deberg_1990
08-13-2008, 01:14 PM
Hate to say this SR, but I think you may already be in trouble....

Uh Oh....Cougar alert!!! Watch out SR.

Stinger
08-13-2008, 01:48 PM
Seriously though. Good luck to you. And NEVER ask the CP for dating advice.

It is OK to ask just never do what we suggest. :evil:

chasedude
08-14-2008, 09:28 AM
Hate to say this SR, but I think you may already be in trouble....

LMAO ROFL LMAO

Nzoner
08-14-2008, 09:46 AM
I shit you not SR that girl either has a twin or she's been in St Joe,Missouri before.Believe me I've been in sales too long and I rarely if ever forget a face.

Fairplay
08-14-2008, 09:57 AM
She looks exactly like this girl i seen at this strip club in St. louis called Miss Kitty's Showgirls.

Simply Red
08-14-2008, 10:10 AM
:fire:

Simply Red
08-14-2008, 10:11 AM
LMAO ROFL LMAO

ANSWER YOUR PHONE NICK BURNS!

siberian khatru
08-14-2008, 10:12 AM
I shit you not SR that girl either has a twin or she's been in St Joe,Missouri before.Believe me I've been in sales too long and I rarely if ever forget a face.

Or a rack

Simply Red
08-14-2008, 10:17 AM
I shit you not SR that girl either has a twin or she's been in St Joe,Missouri before.Believe me I've been in sales too long and I rarely if ever forget a face.

I've been to St. Joe. Ever see my gorgeous face?

chasedude
08-14-2008, 10:18 AM
ANSWER YOUR PHONE NICK BURNS!

Quit calling my work phone! I gave you my personal one.

Simply Red
08-14-2008, 10:20 AM
Ok, I didn't know you had a work and per. cell. Call me when you get the chance.

Nzoner
08-14-2008, 10:29 AM
I've been to St. Joe. Ever see my gorgeous face?

I don't think I've ever seen a pic of you :D

Simply Red
08-14-2008, 10:41 AM
:)

ChiefButthurt
08-14-2008, 10:53 AM
Nice job SR.....don't even think about using her real name on CP!

sedated
08-14-2008, 11:45 AM
what's her email address?

Stryker
08-14-2008, 12:27 PM
Hate to say this SR, but I think you may already be in trouble....

That is fuggin awesome! ROFLROFLROFL

Sully
08-14-2008, 01:09 PM
I fail to see how she could be a niner.

Jennifer Connolly
Heather Graham
Diane Lane
Mary Louise Parker



At least one or two of those would make my "list." and they are all older than 34... and all AT LEAST a nine.

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2008, 01:25 PM
Jennifer Connolly
Heather Graham
Diane Lane
Mary Louise Parker



At least one or two of those would make my "list." and they are all older than 34... and all AT LEAST a nine.

You lost me at Diane Lane.

Ten years ago? Absolutely.

Trust me, if you saw her in person, you'd think otherwise.

OnTheWarpath58
08-14-2008, 01:27 PM
You lost me at Diane Lane.

Ten years ago? Absolutely.

Trust me, if you saw her in person, you'd think otherwise.

Catherine Bell?

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2008, 01:28 PM
Catherine Bell?

I've never seen her in person (that I can recall) but she's certainly a very beautiful woman.

Deberg_1990
08-14-2008, 01:32 PM
You lost me at Diane Lane.

Ten years ago? Absolutely.

Trust me, if you saw her in person, you'd think otherwise.

Cathriene Zita Jones?

StcChief
08-14-2008, 01:34 PM
I shit you not SR that girl either has a twin or she's been in St Joe,Missouri before.Believe me I've been in sales too long and I rarely if ever forget a face.she has a face?

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2008, 01:35 PM
Cathriene Zita Jones?

I've never seen her out, either.

She's probably too busy cryogenically freezing and unfreezing that husband of hers.

Sully
08-14-2008, 01:37 PM
You lost me at Diane Lane.

Ten years ago? Absolutely.

Trust me, if you saw her in person, you'd think otherwise.

I doubt I'll ever see her in person. But on the big picture machine in my living room, she looks classy and very pretty. Sure, she's aged...But she's still damn good looking.

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2008, 01:42 PM
I doubt I'll ever see her in person. But on the big picture machine in my living room, she looks classy and very pretty. Sure, she's aged...But she's still damn good looking.

She looks like your mom in person.

All of that prior hotness has gone out the window...

Simply Red
08-14-2008, 01:42 PM
Whatever, so much for a simple compliment. I don't really give a shit. Whatever you all say. She'd be a nine if any of you would've gone out with her. LOL...

Simply Red
08-14-2008, 01:43 PM
She looks like your mom in person.

All of that prior hotness has gone out the window...

Tiny saw Sissy Spacek w/ David Lynch in Hollywood, THAT, was quite the `bump in to` I'd say.

Deberg_1990
08-14-2008, 01:45 PM
She'd be a nine if any of you would've gone out with her. LOL...[/FONT]

Why isnt she a Ten'er? Whats holding her back in your mind?

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2008, 01:46 PM
Whatever, so much for a simple compliment. I don't really give a shit. Whatever you all say. She'd be a nine if any of you would've gone out with her. LOL...

Dude, she's hot, you like her, go for it.

Who cares what the peanut gallery thinks of her? (me included)

Jilly
08-14-2008, 01:46 PM
She looks like your mom in person.

All of that prior hotness has gone out the window...

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL I kinda doubt that.

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2008, 01:48 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL I kinda doubt that.

Well, I guess that's true.

I haven't seen Sully's mom :D

Deberg_1990
08-14-2008, 01:49 PM
Dane, how about Demi Moore? have you seen her in person? Is she really hot or just hollywood magic?

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2008, 01:55 PM
Dane, how about Demi Moore? have you seen her in person? Is she really hot or just hollywood magic?

I've seen Ashton out on many occasions but never Demi.

The women for me that have really stood out in person (off the top of my head) are Charlize Theron, Brooke Shields, Eva Longoria, Daphne Zuniga, Brooke Burke, Jennifer Aniston and Ali Larter.

I ran into Sharon Stone last Monday at our pediatrician's office. We spoke for several minutes and she was very nice but she's way too thin these days. Her cheeks are sunken and she probably doesn't weigh more than 110. She didn't look bad, per se, but nothing nearly as hot as the early 90's.

Sully
08-14-2008, 01:56 PM
Well, I guess that's true.

I haven't seen Sully's mom :D

Yeah.

Um...no.

Unless She's 5'2" 350+lbs... then there's a bit of a difference, even now.

:D

DaKCMan AP
08-14-2008, 01:57 PM
I've seen Ashton out on many occasions but never Demi.

The women for me that have really stood out in person (off the top of my head) are Charlize Theron, Brooke Shields, Eva Longoria, Daphne Zuniga, Brooke Burke, Jennifer Aniston and Ali Larter.

I ran into Sharon Stone last Monday at our pediatrician's office. We spoke for several minutes and she was very nice but she's way too thin these days. Her cheeks are sunken and she probably doesn't weigh more than 110. She didn't look bad, per se, but nothing nearly as hot as the early 90's.

I saw Rebecca Romijn in person and - WOW!!!!!!! I thought she looked good before but she was 10x better in person. This was about 8 years ago, though.

Deberg_1990
08-14-2008, 02:00 PM
The women for me that have really stood out in person (off the top of my head) are Charlize Theron, Brooke Shields, Eva Longoria, Daphne Zuniga, Brooke Burke, Jennifer Aniston and Ali Larter.

I ran into Sharon Stone last Monday at our pediatrician's office. We spoke for several minutes and she was very nice but she's way too thin these days. Her cheeks are sunken and she probably doesn't weigh more than 110. She didn't look bad, per se, but nothing nearly as hot as the early 90's.

Nice list.

Theron: Hot as hell
Shields: Too bad its not 1985 anymore. Too much surgery
Longoria: Smokin hot
Zuniga: Cute but never really done much for me. Seems too ordinary
Burke: Smokin
Aniston: Always have loved her and she has aged nicely
Larter: hot

Stone was the hottest woman on the planet in the late 80's early 90's. Certainly not as hot these days, but she looked good in Basic Instinct 2.

crazycoffey
08-14-2008, 02:03 PM
I saw Paris Hilton in NY two years ago, she's better looking in person - something about seeing her in the glow from the paparazzi's cameras; it really brings out the inner beauty of some people.....

Simply Red
08-14-2008, 02:04 PM
Why isnt she a Ten'er? Whats holding her back in your mind?

Tener is not a coined common knowledge phrase/term. Niner is, I knew you all would know what I meant if I said niner.

Iowanian
08-14-2008, 02:07 PM
The dude's doctor did a pretty nice job shaving down the adam's apple.

Deberg_1990
08-14-2008, 02:08 PM
Tener is not a coined common knowledge phrase/term. Niner is, I knew you all would know what I meant if I said niner.

Sorry, just making a little joke. Honestly, ive never heard of the "Niner" phrase until this thread. I guess i should have said: a Ten or 10.

Either, way, she looks good to me. Congrats.

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2008, 02:21 PM
I saw Paris Hilton in NY two years ago, she's better looking in person - something about seeing her in the glow from the paparazzi's cameras; it really brings out the inner beauty of some people.....

Yeah, I've run into Paris on many occasions and I've always thought she was smokin' hot, dead sexy.

But since she's famous for being famous, I didn't add her to the list.

In all honesty, there's just too many to remember.

chasedude
08-14-2008, 03:31 PM
Red, who give a rat's ass what half of us think. I think she's a beautiful looking women. She's cuter than some of the girls I've been out with lately.

Simply Red
08-14-2008, 04:11 PM
Yeah, I've run into Paris on many occasions and I've always thought she was smokin' hot, dead sexy.

But since she's famous for being famous, I didn't add her to the list.

In all honesty, there's just too many to remember.

Next time you run into Paris, Fug w/ her a little. She seems fairly approachable.

Nzoner
08-14-2008, 04:28 PM
Even at 44 Mariska Hargitay can "bust" me anytime

http://www.celebrity-babies.com/images/2007/07/05/mariska_hargitay_23_wenn1427706_cbb.jpg

bogey
08-14-2008, 04:30 PM
This was a fun, fun thread. I didn't open it for a long time. I too thought you had met a 49er. By the way, she is hot. I would rate her higher than a niner, at least a ninerpointfiver.

Simply Red
08-14-2008, 05:31 PM
Even at 44 Mariska Hargitay can "bust" me anytime

http://www.celebrity-babies.com/images/2007/07/05/mariska_hargitay_23_wenn1427706_cbb.jpg

bust me. ROFL

Simply Red
10-02-2008, 08:07 PM
I quit drinking for you, Gina! You me and those two little girls, We can make a family now!

Count Alex's Losses
10-02-2008, 10:05 PM
I ran into Sharon Stone last Monday at our pediatrician's office. We spoke for several minutes and she was very nice but she's way too thin these days. Her cheeks are sunken and she probably doesn't weigh more than 110. She didn't look bad, per se, but nothing nearly as hot as the early 90's.

Tell her I'd still hit it, and she can jab me in the balls with her icepick.

Tribal Warfare
10-02-2008, 11:55 PM
Yeah, I've run into Paris on many occasions and I've always thought she was smokin' hot, dead sexy.


Really, dude? She's like waif line and looks like a gawky teenager IMO.

Simply Red
10-14-2008, 04:40 PM
Really, dude? She's like waif line and looks like a gawky teenager IMO.

would you spank her? Honestly...

Duck Dog
10-14-2008, 04:45 PM
.


The fact that you scored a babe that nice with that shirt shows how far a personality can get a guy. Great job.

Simply Red
10-14-2008, 04:47 PM
The fact that you scored a babe that nice with that shirt shows how far a personality can get a guy. Great job.

As I mentioned earlier, that shirt is incredible. That is a Perry Ellis `city-fit`. It's heather/powder blue (very unusual). Thank you though,

sedated
10-14-2008, 04:53 PM
did you bang her yet?

Simply Red
10-14-2008, 05:01 PM
haven't even made the effort to call her. She almost lives in Canada, btw.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-14-2008, 05:56 PM
You should at least titty fuck her.

Simply Red
10-14-2008, 05:58 PM
You should at least titty **** her.

They can always be firmer, look better. But in all honesty, that is a little too black sounding for me.

macdawg
10-14-2008, 06:21 PM
if she lives out of state but set up a date with you that is basically an appointment for sex.

get-r-done

Buehler445
10-14-2008, 06:28 PM
haven't even made the effort to call her. She almost lives in Canada, btw.

WTF Mate? You have an audi right? Should be a pleasant drive.

Simply Red
10-14-2008, 07:00 PM
WTF Mate? You have an audi right? Should be a pleasant drive.

I'd rather find a local ten. / midnight_marauder.

Ari Chi3fs
10-14-2008, 07:59 PM
I want to fuck Brooke Burke so hard, its ridiculous. Saw her again last night when my wife was flipping channels... she was doing some dance on the dancing with stars show. OH MY GOD, her abs are sooo unreal.

Simply Red
10-14-2008, 08:01 PM
I want to **** Brooke Burke so hard, its ridiculous. Saw her again last night when my wife was flipping channels... she was doing some dance on the dancing with stars show. OH MY GOD, her abs are sooo unreal.

UM, CHYEAH! I saw her like two weeks ago on that dancing show. She's probably the hottest thing w/in 1,000 sq. miles of her home. She lives in Hollywood too.

ClevelandBronco
10-14-2008, 08:06 PM
I met all the Niners years ago. They did camp at Kent State.

It was fun meeting and eating next to John Brodie, but he had a mouth like somebody from...

I don't know... San Francisco...?