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Simply Red
08-06-2008, 10:37 PM
Yep, last call w/ a pal, two men softball teams, super-hot bartender and nothing,


UNTIL....




A guy and two incredibly hot chicks walk in,

-blonde
-ten body
-ten clothing
-strong nine face
-if you saw pictures you'd shake my hand.



Date Friday,

She lives out of state though and leaving Sunday,

incredibly fast connection, she's 34 and well shaped, dressed and again, Dak would be proud of me. I'm fairly certain Dak does okay,

Superb chemistry. I love girls. I'm just excited...

TIA for listening to this... ;)

SBK
08-06-2008, 10:39 PM
This thread is worthless.

CosmicPal
08-06-2008, 10:39 PM
Last call?

Hmmm, you're absolutely sure you didn't have beer goggles on?

:D

Thig Lyfe
08-06-2008, 10:41 PM
I thought this was going to be about a San Fransisco 49er.

Which, to be honest, would probably be more interesting.

Anyway, good luck, and I hope you have a bike.

Simply Red
08-06-2008, 10:43 PM
I thought this was going to be about a San Fransisco 49er.

Which, to be honest, would probably be more interesting.

Anyway, good luck, and I hope you have a bike.


Jesus, you're still harsh, no, I apologize, it's been awhile. I guess I'm looking forward to it and wanted to share it with web buds.

Simply Red
08-06-2008, 10:44 PM
Last call?

Hmmm, you're absolutely sure you didn't have beer goggles on?

:D

I promise, no, no goggling. I've never went out w/ hotter. I've went out w/ one JUST AS HOT.

Simply Red
08-06-2008, 10:46 PM
This thread is worthless.

shh, you live by me.

SBK
08-06-2008, 11:06 PM
shh, you live by me.

Without pics.....

Now I'm married so of course take this with a grain of salt, but where I live there are very surgically enhanced chicks, and black lesbians. Lots of em, seems to be the only types of women around here. :)

CrazyPhuD
08-07-2008, 02:31 AM
Just make sure her shoulders aren't wider than her hips.

Rain Man
08-07-2008, 07:28 AM
So I don't understand. Was it Alex Smith who walked in with the two women? Did you steal Alex Smith's girlfriend?

Shag
08-07-2008, 07:38 AM
Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

StcChief
08-07-2008, 07:39 AM
she's probably a skank, I can pull better /Midnite_cowboy

Skip Towne
08-07-2008, 07:41 AM
That Midnight dude will steal her from you.

kepp
08-07-2008, 07:44 AM
She lives out of state though and leaving Sunday

Does she live in Atlanta? GAME OVAH! hahahahahahaha /midnight

Rausch
08-07-2008, 08:18 AM
I thought this was going to be about a San Fransisco 49er.

Which, to be honest, would probably be more interesting.

Anyway, good luck, and I hope you have a bike.

I got into a long phone argument with the secretary for a retired 49'er once. It's a much better story...

blueballs
08-07-2008, 08:24 AM
looking for a name change on Monday
Simply Spent

DaKCMan AP
08-07-2008, 08:28 AM
pending pics...

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r54/maytagman-ccf/Funny%20Forum%20Images/very_nice1.jpg

Rausch
08-07-2008, 08:34 AM
looking for a name change on Monday
Simply Spent

Simply Syphilitic?...

Buehler445
08-07-2008, 08:39 AM
Make it happen stud! Congrats hopefully you can work something out with her. Posted via Mobile Device

Redrum_69
08-07-2008, 08:41 AM
Chicks dig guys who pick them up at Last Call

HypnotizedMonkey
08-07-2008, 09:03 AM
you should've taken her home on your bike!

Rausch
08-07-2008, 09:06 AM
Chicks dig guys who pick them up at Last Call

But don't push your luck after 4-6 hours...

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 09:08 AM
Simply Syphilitic?...

Gee thanks. ROFL

Redrum_69
08-07-2008, 09:11 AM
Wait a minute

now..simply red states that he has a date with a niner.

what does he consider a nine or a ten?

what attributes go into consideration at that level?

high maintence? personality?

and also, give us some examples of women you call a 9 or 10.

because with you being from the east...what you consider to be a 9 or 10..we from the midwest would think she may be a 5 or 6.

DaKCMan AP
08-07-2008, 09:12 AM
because with you being from the east...what you consider to be a 9 or 10..we from the midwest would think she may be a 5 or 6.

ROFL

It's generally the other way around.

Rausch
08-07-2008, 09:15 AM
Gee thanks. ROFL

Hey, I work have to work at it.

This bawdy doesn't come naturally...:)

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 09:35 AM
I'll take some pics (at least one)

Trouble is, I'm not certain how to transfer from phone to comp. I DO have a Blackberry, but I don't have the data plan. So I don't get email benefits. Ideas?

ChiefsFire
08-07-2008, 09:38 AM
I'll take some pics (at least one)

Trouble is, I'm not certain how to transfer from phone to comp. I DO have a Blackberry, but I don't have the data plan. So I don't get email benefits. Ideas?

SD card or usb cable and BB desktop manager...

Iowanian
08-07-2008, 09:39 AM
I'll bet her name is really Steve, and his pickle was duct taped back to his taint.

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 09:46 AM
I'll bet her name is really Steve, and his pickle was duct taped back to his taint.

Jesus Christ no!

ChiefButthurt
08-07-2008, 09:49 AM
Good Job SR....don't screw it up by taking "Proof" pictures for us slobs. I believe you, we all believe you.

Jilly
08-07-2008, 09:56 AM
Does your computer/phone have bluetooth? You can transfer them that way, i think. So where are you taking her on this "date".

DaKCMan AP
08-07-2008, 09:59 AM
Does your computer/phone have bluetooth? You can transfer them that way, i think. So where are you taking her on this "date".

To a cheap motel. :D

beach tribe
08-07-2008, 10:02 AM
ROFLWere you calling from a walkie talkie?

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 10:15 AM
Does your computer/phone have bluetooth? You can transfer them that way, i think. So where are you taking her on this "date".

http://www.cabernetsteakhouse.com/

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 10:17 AM
http://www.cabernetsteakhouse.com/

AND THEN,

Jilly
08-07-2008, 10:18 AM
To a cheap motel. :D

hopefully he'll have quarters for the vibrating bed...

Jilly
08-07-2008, 10:19 AM
http://www.cabernetsteakhouse.com/

that looks tasty...hope she's not a vegetarian

DeezNutz
08-07-2008, 10:21 AM
If she doesn't eat meat, the no-tell motel might not be a good option either.

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 10:28 AM
that looks tasty...hope she's not a vegetarian

I'd turn the car around if she was. No, actually she's too hot to do that.

heh

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 12:25 PM
Okay it's on. Tomorrow night. Can someone help me transfer my pics to CP though? I'll only take one. But some guidance would be nice.

Rooster
08-07-2008, 12:27 PM
I must be getting old. I read the thread title and thought you met a San Francisco 49er. :(

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 01:37 PM
I must be getting old. I read the thread title and thought you met a San Francisco 49er. :(

naw, `niner` has been around a long LONG time. It's describing a nine, on a scale from 1-10.

siberian khatru
08-07-2008, 01:41 PM
AND THEN,

Don't be tacky.

Take her to the Cheetah.

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 01:49 PM
Don't be tacky.

Take her to the Cheetah.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

AWESOME!

No, I went to the Oasis last Sat. and had a great time.

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 01:54 PM
This girl isn't hotter than the girl who's the topic of discussion.

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 01:56 PM
actually comparable.

tooge
08-07-2008, 01:56 PM
I only want pics if she is naked, or she has a tail. good lick (did I just freudian type that?)

siberian khatru
08-07-2008, 01:57 PM
This girl isn't hotter than the girl who's the topic of discussion.

Wow, I think I'm going to go get divorced too.

Pestilence
08-07-2008, 01:58 PM
This girl isn't hotter than the girl who's the topic of discussion.

Ehhhh she's a 4. Have you seen Midnight_Douchebags chicks? :D

Skip Towne
08-07-2008, 02:00 PM
What does a girl that hot want with you?

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 02:12 PM
What does a girl that hot want with you?

not sure, I'm guessing it was largely because I had a lot in common w/ all three of them and we clicked as a group. I did have my "A" game though.

It was just one of those nights were everything happens to happen right. :)

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 02:13 PM
Wow, I think I'm going to go get divorced too.

:D right place, right time.

Skip Towne
08-07-2008, 02:18 PM
You must either be rich or have a few pounds of cocaine.

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 02:20 PM
You must either be rich or have a few pounds of cocaine.

Ha! neither. I didn't intend for this to be a thread to brag. But I figured you all have heard and listened to my frustrations since April, so, a little follow-up was in order. :)

Skip Towne
08-07-2008, 02:25 PM
Ha! neither. I didn't intend for this to be a thread to brag. But I figured you all have heard and listened to my frustrations since April, so, a little follow-up was in order. :)

I don't mean disrespect but it is fishy when ultra hot chicks date average joes. I'd want to know why.

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 02:34 PM
I don't mean disrespect but it is fishy when ultra hot chicks date average joes. I'd want to know why.

I guess commonalities played a large part. We just connected. We'll see how it goes.

ChiefsFire
08-07-2008, 02:35 PM
Ha! neither. I didn't intend for this to be a thread to brag. But I figured you all have heard and listened to my frustrations since April, so, a little follow-up was in order. :)

Yea, theres no doubt you need to release the beast.

crazycoffey
08-07-2008, 02:43 PM
Chicks dig guys who pick them up at Last Call


Shallow Hal needs a gal!

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 02:44 PM
Yea, theres no doubt you need to release the beast.

ROFL:clap:
YEAH, I'm going to PM you when I get the photo on my Blackberry.

vailpass
08-07-2008, 02:45 PM
Well done Red. Don't forget to have a couple of beers and rub one out before you pick her up.

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 02:49 PM
Well done Red. Don't forget to have a couple of beers and rub one out before you pick her up.


noted.

Scaga
08-07-2008, 02:59 PM
Well done Red. Don't forget to have a couple of beers and rub one out before you pick her up.


Be careful of the "hair gel".

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 03:03 PM
Be careful of the "hair gel".

I use texturizing creme generally, or a simple leave-in conditioner.

chasedude
08-07-2008, 03:12 PM
Sure hope you get to play "hide the salami" later!!! Good Luck!

DaKCMan AP
08-07-2008, 03:12 PM
This girl isn't hotter than the girl who's the topic of discussion.

If this is accurate I am very, very impressed. Enjoy :)

ChiefsFire
08-07-2008, 03:14 PM
Be careful of the "hair gel".

HA!

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 03:32 PM
If this is accurate I am very, very impressed. Enjoy :)

Again, I'm going to try to get a picture of the two of us. But will need assistance on how to transfer from a Blackberry w/o the data plan or email.

Simply Red
08-09-2008, 01:04 AM
Alrighty, I'm sleeping, GREAT night. Spent 275.00. Made out at the end for five minutes. Got two pics. OKAY Chiefsfire or CD or DaFace, tell me how to transfer the pics!!! Again, I don't have email or bluetooth, but I have the pics on my Blackberry.

SHE'S SO DELICIOUS!!!

Douche Baggins
08-09-2008, 01:13 AM
Wouldn't it be great if Simply Red was a brilliant GoChiefs alter ego...

Simply Red
08-09-2008, 01:16 AM
Wouldn't it be great if Simply Red was a brilliant GoChiefs alter ego...

ROFLOkay, alright, that was definitely funny. ROFL

Simply Red
08-09-2008, 01:17 AM
wouldn't be a problem if I still had my data-plan.

Douche Baggins
08-09-2008, 01:19 AM
Just upload the pictures to imageshack:

http://imageshack.us/

sedated
08-09-2008, 01:20 AM
tell me how to transfer the pics!!! SHE'S SO DELICIOUS!!!

please. just do it!

Simply Red
08-09-2008, 01:23 AM
Just upload the pictures to imageshack:

http://imageshack.us/

doesn't one need a hard-wire for that, you know from the phone to the computer? Christ!, my technology has become dismal since the divorce.

Simply Red
08-09-2008, 02:06 AM
Solution? Anyone?

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-09-2008, 05:42 AM
Solution? Anyone?

Does your phone have a removable micro SD card installed??

If so, and you have a card reader on your comp, do it that way.

Or you could pay the dollar it would cost you to email the picture.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-09-2008, 05:45 AM
Alrighty, I'm sleeping, GREAT night. Spent 275.00. Made out at the end for five minutes. Got two pics. OKAY Chiefsfire or CD or DaFace, tell me how to transfer the pics!!! Again, I don't have email or bluetooth, but I have the pics on my Blackberry.

SHE'S SO DELICIOUS!!!

275 bucks?? Goddamn that is one expensive piece of ass. You just paid 55 bucks per minute of making out.

Spitzer's woman was cheaper than that. :D

CosmicPal
08-09-2008, 09:21 AM
Solution? Anyone?

If you can't download the pics, then draw her likeness in MS Paint.

:D

Douche Baggins
08-09-2008, 09:36 AM
275 bucks?? Goddamn that is one expensive piece of ass. You just paid 55 bucks per minute of making out.

Spitzer's woman was cheaper than that. :D

He probably want to some ritzy restaurant.

Simply Red
08-09-2008, 10:10 AM
If you can't download the pics, then draw her likeness in MS Paint.

:D

ROFL

Simply Red
08-09-2008, 10:15 AM
Does your phone have a removable micro SD card installed??

If so, and you have a card reader on your comp, do it that way.

Or you could pay the dollar it would cost you to email the picture.

I can't email, I don't have the data plan.

Simply Red
08-09-2008, 10:17 AM
275 bucks?? Goddamn that is one expensive piece of ass. You just paid 55 bucks per minute of making out.

Spitzer's woman was cheaper than that. :D

Yeah, It was pricey dude, but we had a quality night, I'd spent twenty before we even entered the place,

on valet.

Simply Red
08-09-2008, 10:19 AM
Okay, I exagerated, It was around 245.00

ChiefsFire
08-09-2008, 11:09 AM
Dude...

Option 1: Micro SD card from the berry to your pc
Option 2: MMS message (text) the pic to someone who can email us the pic
Option 3: USB cable from phone to pc...you will also need the desktop manager from blackberry transfer the pics easy.

Come on man....get ur sh@t together

Skip Towne
08-09-2008, 03:20 PM
Where are the damn pics?

HypnotizedMonkey
08-09-2008, 03:30 PM
something tells me this could be a .... fabrication!!!! lol

Skip Towne
08-09-2008, 03:34 PM
something tells me this could be a .... fabrication!!!! lol

Maybe he isn't through with the photo shop yet.

HypnotizedMonkey
08-09-2008, 03:44 PM
Maybe he isn't through with the photo shop yet.

ROFL

On a similar note, I wonder how many people are going to vulgarly edit the pic using Photoshop after he finally figures out how to post it.

gblowfish
08-09-2008, 04:08 PM
Meanwhile, Midnight Douchebag's had two fours and a one.

Douche Baggins
08-09-2008, 04:12 PM
That's a little unfair. He can pull a 6 pretty regularly, if not a 7. He's a hunky dude.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-09-2008, 06:46 PM
That's a little unfair. He can pull a 6 pretty regularly, if not a 7. He's a hunky dude.

Midnight Vulture?

Yeah, I can see how a 14 year old girl who was abandoned by her father might go for him, aside from that, I assume his sexual prowess consists of women dragged back to his lair under heavy sedation via roofies.

sedated
08-09-2008, 06:50 PM
this thread is worthless without pics

Skip Towne
08-09-2008, 08:16 PM
Still no pics? Now I'm getting suspicious.

Simply Red
08-10-2008, 11:17 AM
Still no pics? Now I'm getting suspicious.


I will transfer tomorrow @ work! ;)

Skip Towne
08-10-2008, 11:20 AM
I will transfer tomorrow @ work! ;)

Promises, promises

Bearcat
08-10-2008, 11:38 AM
Did she compliment your bangs?

Simply Red
08-11-2008, 12:52 AM
Did she compliment your bangs?

no.

Simply Red
08-11-2008, 08:51 AM
I'll transfer the pics on Tuesday, Scott's bringing in a USB cable.

Rausch
08-11-2008, 08:58 AM
ROFL

On a similar note, I wonder how many people are going to vulgarly edit the pic using Photoshop after he finally figures out how to post it.

Guilty...

Simply Red
08-11-2008, 09:06 AM
Dude...

Option 1: Micro SD card from the berry to your pc
Option 2: MMS message (text) the pic to someone who can email us the pic
Option 3: USB cable from phone to pc...you will also need the desktop manager from blackberry transfer the pics easy.

Come on man....get ur sh@t together

I know, there are a few technologies I need to catch up on. Most notably; iPod.

ChiefButthurt
08-11-2008, 09:51 AM
Man oh man.....this is not good. Proof promised and nothing.

Simply Red
08-11-2008, 10:15 AM
Man oh man.....this is not good. Proof promised and nothing.

I'm working it out,

siberian khatru
08-11-2008, 10:29 AM
You just know that after all this waiting and teasing, we're gonna get something like this:

http://www.chrisglass.com/photos/2001/byebyebye/BlurryPeople-pp.JPG

"OK, guys, I FINALLY got the pic transferred to the computer. Sorry it's so blurry, I guess I was kinda nervous when I took it. But trust me, she's a NINE!"

Skip Towne
08-11-2008, 10:34 AM
I'll transfer the pics on Tuesday, Scott's bringing in a USB cable.

Likely story

Skip Towne
08-11-2008, 10:41 AM
I can't email, I don't have the data plan.

You and Herm are the only two people in the USA without email.

Simply Red
08-11-2008, 10:42 AM
I'm taking a beating on this one.:mad:

Simply Red
08-11-2008, 10:42 AM
You and Herm are the only two people in the USA wthout email.

I have email, just not the package on my Blackberry.

Simply Red
08-11-2008, 10:43 AM
You just know that after all this waiting and teasing, we're gonna get something like this:

http://www.chrisglass.com/photos/2001/byebyebye/BlurryPeople-pp.JPG

"OK, guys, I FINALLY got the pic transferred to the computer. Sorry it's so blurry, I guess I was kinda nervous when I took it. But trust me, she's a NINE!"

I already have the pics. I'm working on getting a USB for the transfer.

crazycoffey
08-11-2008, 10:51 AM
I'm taking a beating on this one.:mad:


jealousy; it's such an ugly emotion....

DaKCMan AP
08-11-2008, 11:03 AM
You and Herm are the only two people in the USA without email.

Some chick was getting upset at me last night cause I don't have a camera phone or get email on my phone. She had to send the pic to my regular email.

DeezNutz
08-11-2008, 11:04 AM
I don't have an Internet. /Herm/

Stinger
08-11-2008, 11:13 AM
I am going to laugh when the picture shows something like this:

"Hey check out my new date it's a 9 I tell you....."

http://www.vijayabodach.com/images/Nine3down.jpg

Skip Towne
08-11-2008, 11:17 AM
I am going to laugh when the picture shows something like this:

"Hey check out my new date it's a 9 I tell you....."

http://www.vijayabodach.com/images/Nine3down.jpg

Hey, he's amphibious.

Nzoner
08-11-2008, 11:19 AM
I'm rubbing one out,


:doh!:

Jilly
08-11-2008, 02:41 PM
still no picture

RibKing67
08-11-2008, 02:44 PM
I'll transfer the pics on Tuesday, Scott's bringing in a USB cable.

I bet the cable was not long enough.

RJ
08-11-2008, 03:34 PM
SR, this may go without saying, but......Never, under any circumstances, let this woman know about this thread. Post your pic, leave it up for 24 hours, then burn the thread and scatter the ashes to the wind.

kepp
08-11-2008, 03:34 PM
I bet the cable was not long enough.

"That's what she said."
http://www.mikecs.net/prodigeek/images/11757480c691_A0DE/michael_scott_office.jpg

Simply Red
08-11-2008, 03:58 PM
SR, this may go without saying, but......Never, under any circumstances, let this woman know about this thread. Post your pic, leave it up for 24 hours, then burn the thread and scatter the ashes to the wind.

ok, noted.

Simply Red
08-11-2008, 04:00 PM
Will the USB cable be enough? Do you really need desktop mgr. for this?

chasedude
08-11-2008, 04:08 PM
Patiently waiting for pics.....

siberian khatru
08-11-2008, 04:10 PM
Patiently waiting for pics.....

You might want to go to the bathroom and then grab something to eat. Maybe work on a Ph.D. or create cold fusion. It's gonna be awhile.

Jenson71
08-11-2008, 04:13 PM
pics or banishment

RJ
08-11-2008, 04:14 PM
You might want to go to the bathroom and then grab something to eat. Maybe work on a Ph.D. or create cold fusion. It's gonna be awhile.


Ok, I've been meaning to get around to that cold fusion thing anyway.

Direckshun
08-11-2008, 04:15 PM
Pics or negs on the way.

chasedude
08-11-2008, 04:22 PM
You might want to go to the bathroom and then grab something to eat. Maybe work on a Ph.D. or create cold fusion. It's gonna be awhile.

I've been on the phone with him before talking him through some of his computer issues.

From that basis I know it's going to be awhile :D

Simply Red
08-11-2008, 04:25 PM
I've been on the phone with him before talking him through some of his computer issues.

From that basis I know it's going to be awhile :D

NTTAWWT

chasedude
08-11-2008, 04:39 PM
NTTAWWT
:Poke: ROFL

Goapics1
08-12-2008, 06:34 AM
**bump**

blueballs
08-12-2008, 07:02 AM
set a fire in the wastebasket
and pull the fire alarm

HypnotizedMonkey
08-12-2008, 07:04 AM
Ok I finished my Ph.D., still working on cold-fusion... I think we're almost done with the global warming issue as well. This thread is all hype... if this chick is an 8, I'm dishing out some neg rep. :)

BOOOOOO.

siberian khatru
08-12-2008, 07:08 AM
Better hurry. I've been working on the 9 billion names of God, and right now I'm at 8,999,991,000.

Skip Towne
08-12-2008, 07:09 AM
I think his pants are on fire

BigRedChief
08-12-2008, 07:23 AM
Ok I finished my Ph.D., still working on cold-fusion... I think we're almost done with the global warming issue as well. This thread is all hype... if this chick is an 8, I'm dishing out some neg rep. :)

BOOOOOO.
You need to start work on the invisibility issue now.

Skip Towne
08-12-2008, 07:57 AM
Ok I finished my Ph.D., still working on cold-fusion... I think we're almost done with the global warming issue as well. This thread is all hype... if this chick is an 8, I'm dishing out some neg rep. :)

BOOOOOO.

I'm going to have to deduct a point for the kind of company she's keeping.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:11 AM
I'm going to have to deduct a point for the kind of company she's keeping.

ROFL

Jilly
08-12-2008, 10:03 AM
IF there is any chick at all....and that's a big IF at this point, I have a feeling we have all been duped, she'll probably be a 7 at the most.

kepp
08-12-2008, 10:05 AM
IF there is any chick at all....and that's a big IF at this point, I have a feeling we have all been duped, she'll probably be a 7 at the most.

And can nineness even be verified by a camera phone pic?

Jilly
08-12-2008, 10:07 AM
And can nineness even be verified by a camera phone pic?

right. All this time I've been wondering how he was gonna even score a pic with a camera phone... "Hey, no one will believe me that I can date someone as hot as you, let me take a picture of you to prove it okay?" No wonder we haven't heard about a second date yet.

Goapics1
08-12-2008, 10:10 AM
are there gonna be any pics or not?

Fairplay
08-12-2008, 10:15 AM
I have time travel all figured out, just working out the kinks.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 10:15 AM
Attn MF'rs:

Yeah you. I told you at the very start of this thread that I'd need a little time, Scott forgot it and I think I have a cable in my BB box at home. Patience please,

Thanks,

-SR

Scorp
08-12-2008, 10:21 AM
Attn MF'rs:

Yeah you. I told you at the very start of this thread that I'd need a little time, Scott forgot it and I think I have a cable in my BB box at home. Patience please,

Thanks,

-SR

Just so we have a 10 to judge from, your chick better be damn close to this:


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/JenniferWalcott.jpg

Fairplay
08-12-2008, 10:21 AM
Dear SR,

In hindsite, maybe you should have waited a few days to start this thread.

Goapics1
08-12-2008, 10:22 AM
Just so we have a 10 to judge from, your chick better be damn close to this:


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/JenniferWalcott.jpg

Jennifer Walcott..........................nice.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 10:32 AM
she is.

DeezNutz
08-12-2008, 10:36 AM
she is.

She's Jennifer Walcott hot? This sounds like it's going to be a train wreck...but...I'm hopeful for you.

Scorp
08-12-2008, 10:37 AM
She's Jennifer Walcott hot? This sounds like it's going to be a train wreck...but...I'm hopeful for you.


My thoughts exactly......................... I almost feel sorry for the poor guy! Almost. ROFL

Redrum_69
08-12-2008, 10:50 AM
Simply Red...


why not pull a mecca and post some so called self pics of some internet peeler

RJ
08-12-2008, 12:48 PM
It might be quicker if you just take some Polaroids and mail each of us a copy.

siberian khatru
08-12-2008, 12:56 PM
It might be quicker if you just take some Polaroids and mail each of us a copy.

At this point I think a police artist sketch might suffice.

Ari Chi3fs
08-12-2008, 12:58 PM
I have to call bullshit on Simply Red's 'niner'. Just sayin.

Direckshun
08-12-2008, 02:37 PM
HoC-worthy

This sucker's only going to get better.

BigCatDaddy
08-12-2008, 02:53 PM
I think she can now be referred to as the new "Bigfoot".

gblowfish
08-12-2008, 02:57 PM
I'm suspecting beer goggles as a culprit in this delay....

Stinger
08-12-2008, 02:59 PM
It might be quicker if you just take some Polaroids and mail each of us a copy.

Damnit Christian Okoye!!!!!!! :cuss:

ChiefButthurt
08-12-2008, 06:17 PM
SR.....pleeeeeeeeeease show us some pics. We need it, we need hope, we need to know that the average guy can score some hot poontang. So for the love of God, PLEEEEEASE show us the pics!!

Valiant
08-12-2008, 06:25 PM
Shit I will post one, since SR is having technical difficulties..

I messed around with her when we went to college together..

She is married with a kid now..

She is also on the cover of girls gone wild island and did some other stuff also..

Valiant
08-12-2008, 06:29 PM
Sorry girls gone wild games...

blueballs
08-12-2008, 06:32 PM
what a skank /midnight_vulture

Ari Chi3fs
08-12-2008, 06:32 PM
Shit Ill post one, too.

I messed around with her when we went to KU.

She is married with 8 kids, a couple which could be mine.

She is also on the cover of OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP magazine.

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6258/butterface3xc8lu.jpg

blueballs
08-12-2008, 06:33 PM
nice camel toe
does she have a face

Ari Chi3fs
08-12-2008, 06:34 PM
Here is another chick that I taxed in between cruising on my bike in the A T L and going to coffee shops for laptop hunting.

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3435/hammmtq5.jpg

Valiant
08-12-2008, 06:34 PM
Shit Ill post one, too.

I messed around with her when we went to KU.

She is married with 8 kids, a couple which could be mine.

She is also on the cover of OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP magazine.

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6258/butterface3xc8lu.jpg

Thats just wrong and a horrible spoof..


What exactly do you type in to find that on the web??

Valiant
08-12-2008, 06:35 PM
Thats just wrong and a horrible spoof..


What exactly do you type in to find that on the web??

nevermind..

butterface.. got it..

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 06:36 PM
Does anybody know anything about uploading pictures?

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 06:36 PM
Here is another chick that I taxed in between cruising on my bike in the A T L and going to coffee shops for laptop hunting.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii192/jpohlman012480/funny/butterface.jpg

:LOL::banghead::LOL::cuss:

Valiant
08-12-2008, 06:40 PM
Does anybody know anything about uploading pictures?

When you reply.. there is a paperclip option next to the smile face at the top of the response window...

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 06:46 PM
from phone to laptop.

Don't make me attach a picture of your mom. /RedRum_69

Douche Baggins
08-12-2008, 06:46 PM
SIMPLY RED HAS GAME BUT CANNOT USE TECHNOLOGY

HE IS BIZARRO GOCHIEFS

cdcox
08-12-2008, 06:48 PM
Run your phone over a scanner?

blueballs
08-12-2008, 06:49 PM
are you in the picture while she throws gang signs
that means you scored

Nightfyre
08-12-2008, 06:50 PM
she's 34

I fail to see how she could be a niner.

Stinger
08-12-2008, 06:50 PM
SIMPLY RED HAS GAME BUT CANNOT USE TECHNOLOGY

HE IS BIZARRO GOCHIEFS


LMAO LMAO LMAO

DeezNutz
08-12-2008, 06:50 PM
SIMPLY RED HAS GAME BUT CANNOT USE TECHNOLOGY

HE IS BIZARRO GOCHIEFS

:LOL:

Ari Chi3fs
08-12-2008, 06:51 PM
from phone to laptop.

Don't make me attach a picture of your mom. /RedRum_69

do you SERIOUSLY not have text? Text it to SNR...

DeezNutz
08-12-2008, 06:51 PM
I fail to see how she could be a niner.

LMAO

That's sooooooo old.

LMAO

Nightfyre
08-12-2008, 06:52 PM
LMAO

That's sooooooo old.

LMAO

I guess it depends slightly on how you value perkiness as well :)

Valiant
08-12-2008, 06:52 PM
LMAO

That's sooooooo old.

LMAO

I am waiting for him to come out next and say she is 60..

DeezNutz
08-12-2008, 06:54 PM
I am waiting for him to come out next and say she is 60..

I fully expect a picture of a nine-year-old. A true niner.

Direckshun
08-12-2008, 06:55 PM
SR is on the verge of crashing and burning...

DaKCMan AP
08-12-2008, 06:56 PM
I fail to see how she could be a niner.

Heidi Klum is 35 and she's still off the charts, IMO.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:43 PM
Showtime BITCHEZ!!!

RibKing67
08-12-2008, 08:44 PM
I am going to get popcorn

Stinger
08-12-2008, 08:45 PM
I am going to get popcorn


You might want to make a lot this could be awhile

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:46 PM
took LONG to do that, that was the problem all day, I didn't realize that would take to download the program, three hours and 15 minutes.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:47 PM
You might want to make a lot this could be awhile

lololol. No I'm waiting for a room full of people you mf'rs.

DaKCMan AP
08-12-2008, 08:47 PM
ok, lets go SR.. do not disappoint.

cdcox
08-12-2008, 08:47 PM
You might want to make a lot this could be awhile

Probably have time to smoke a brisket. Or make a couple batches of homebrew.

siberian khatru
08-12-2008, 08:49 PM
Probably have time to smoke a brisket. Or make a couple batches of homebrew.

Or actually GROW the corn you're gonna pop.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:49 PM
.

Skip Towne
08-12-2008, 08:49 PM
First you plug in the computer and turn it on.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:50 PM
wait

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:50 PM
for

siberian khatru
08-12-2008, 08:50 PM
"Ensign, ready the nuthooks ..."

DaKCMan AP
08-12-2008, 08:50 PM
you went on a date with reche caldwell?

cdcox
08-12-2008, 08:50 PM
ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
08-12-2008, 08:50 PM
why we got to be m'fers?

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:51 PM
.

siberian khatru
08-12-2008, 08:51 PM
DUDE, THAT'S NOT YOU!

Ari Chi3fs
08-12-2008, 08:51 PM
Reche Caldwell IS a niner!!! no, wait... a Ram, now. Nice try.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:52 PM
Reche Caldwell IS a niner!!! no, wait... a Ram, now. Nice try.

AWESOME!

DaKCMan AP
08-12-2008, 08:53 PM
Dude, you need to update your wardrobe!!!


but, yeah, she's hot...... for an older woman.

RibKing67
08-12-2008, 08:53 PM
nice work.

Ari Chi3fs
08-12-2008, 08:53 PM
wow that took you a long time to photoshop, huh?



j/k


not bad. That Pear glitter lotion paid off!! who knew!?

blueballs
08-12-2008, 08:53 PM
no wait one ****ing minute
the kennel said they put her to sleep

siberian khatru
08-12-2008, 08:53 PM
How old did you say she was?

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:54 PM
Dude, you need to update your wardrobe!!!


but, yeah, she's hot...... for an older woman.

BS, that's brand new line of PERRY ELLIS `city cut` bitch! I mean, sorry it's not orange.

cdcox
08-12-2008, 08:54 PM
Nice.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:54 PM
How old did you say she was?

34

siberian khatru
08-12-2008, 08:55 PM
34

She looks a little older than that in that pic. 38-40. NTTAWWT.

Nice boobage. :thumb:

DaKCMan AP
08-12-2008, 08:55 PM
BS, that's brand new line of PERRY ELLIS `city cut` bitch! I mean, sorry it's not orange.

Sorry, the front pocket(s) is(are) terrible.

88TG88
08-12-2008, 08:57 PM
Not bad, what did you tell her to get the pic ? Hopefuly not the truth.

DenverDanChiefsFan
08-12-2008, 08:57 PM
http://www.cabernetsteakhouse.com/
Hmmm - I have to take a trip to Alpharetta to visit one of our offices this year - looks like the company is buying steak

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:57 PM
Sorry, the front pocket(s) is(are) terrible.

dude it's money, it's heather light blue, Whatever,

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 08:58 PM
Hmmm - I have to take a trip to Alpharetta to visit one of our offices this year - looks like the company is buying steak

So, yeah, I'll be there, PM me.

DaKCMan AP
08-12-2008, 08:59 PM
dude it's money, it's heather light blue, Whatever,

I'm not dogging the color and I like PE, but sorry not that style.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 09:00 PM
Not bad, what did you tell her to get the pic ? Hopefuly not the truth.

That'd be pathetic, though I'm sure there have been people who've done that, sorry to disappoint.

cdcox
08-12-2008, 09:01 PM
So when is she coming back to town?

Ari Chi3fs
08-12-2008, 09:01 PM
yeah, those tits look great.

Deberg_1990
08-12-2008, 09:04 PM
Congrats Red.

Savor that sh*t!

RJ
08-12-2008, 09:04 PM
DUDE, THAT'S NOT YOU!


LMAO


You've been waiting a couple of days to use that.

Douche Baggins
08-12-2008, 09:05 PM
Saggy boobs, old face.

She's not a 10. Pretty nice for an old gal, though. I'd bang her.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 09:05 PM
So when is she coming back to town?

I'm wondering that too, have only texted, and frankly; I'm going to give it a few days, I don't want to chase it too hard, I may call her on Friday back home.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 09:06 PM
LMAO


You've been waiting a couple of days to use that.

yeah, I knew he'd do that.

RJ
08-12-2008, 09:08 PM
SR, that is a good looking woman. Nice job. Must have been the hair stylist.

Now get her over to your place for some apricot chicken and life will be grand. Easy on the liquid smoke.

blueballs
08-12-2008, 09:09 PM
it's samantha form sex in the city
shes in the stage production

RJ
08-12-2008, 09:10 PM
Saggy boobs, old face.

She's not a 10. Pretty nice for an old gal, though. I'd bang her.



Sheeee-yit.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 09:11 PM
.

Direckshun
08-12-2008, 09:13 PM
Guarantee you she's either insanely conservative or conservatively insane.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 09:15 PM
Guarantee you she's either insanely conservative or conservatively insane.

That's awesome, okay what'd ya mean?

siberian khatru
08-12-2008, 09:17 PM
I'd like to see the bottom half, too. Did you manage any upskirts?

HypnotizedMonkey
08-12-2008, 09:18 PM
I'll give it to you, she's not bad looking.. as far as numbers go, still not sure... but if she went out with you on friday when she was leaving sunday... you better have taxed that. lol

cdcox
08-12-2008, 09:19 PM
conservatively insane.

Goes without saying. With a woman you count your blessings if her insanity is restrained in any manner.

Skip Towne
08-12-2008, 09:23 PM
Very nice SR. I apologize for everything I was thinking about you. Old my ass.

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 09:24 PM
I'd like to see the bottom half, too. Did you manage any upskirts?

no but it was nice. Everything.

DaneMcCloud
08-12-2008, 09:25 PM
Nice, SR!

Those may be the whitest teeth I've come across.

RJ
08-12-2008, 09:25 PM
Does she have a southern accent?

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 09:26 PM
Does she have a southern accent?

nope,

Douche Baggins
08-12-2008, 09:30 PM
Nice, SR!

Those may be the whitest teeth I've come across.

Figures Dane has already banged her....and she let him finish on her pearly whites.

DeezNutz
08-12-2008, 09:35 PM
Great job!

Skip Towne
08-12-2008, 09:36 PM
I think you said you had two pics. Could you post the other one?

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 09:37 PM
thanks

Simply Red
08-12-2008, 09:38 PM
I think you said you had two pics. Could you post the other one?

Yeah, I did.

Stinger
08-12-2008, 09:41 PM
I think you said you had two pics. Could you post the other one?

Yeah, I did.

SKip's Viagra just kicked in



:Poke: :D

Ari Chi3fs
08-12-2008, 11:15 PM
Did you put it in her butt? If not, I might recommend switching to glitter APPLE lotion.

Good luck!

Simply Red
08-13-2008, 12:57 AM
Did you put it in her butt? If not, I might recommend switching to glitter APPLE lotion.

Good luck!

Again, that was describing the stripper, the night we did that, this stripper had body-lotion on.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-13-2008, 01:09 AM
I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Goapics1
08-13-2008, 05:43 AM
.



:clap:Bravo SR!

BTW, you look a little psycho in this pic...........just sayin'.