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Fat Elvis
08-07-2008, 01:42 PM
OK, I'm porting this over from the Farve is a shark thread, but it is an important issue to me. It all started with the picture from West Side Story with a Sharks with large heads.

First the pic that started it all.....

http://www.850thebuzz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/WestSideStory.jpg

My response:

I think that photo (non-photoshopped, even) is proof that the single prerequisite for a male to find work in Hollywood is to possess a physically large head. If you look at entertainers as a whole, men in the industry have incredibly large heads. They can have itty bitty bodies, but as long as thier heads are disproportionately large, they are almost guarenteed to appear in at least one movie or tv show.

Powers Booth and David Cook can make kids cry with the size of thier heads. Dennis Miller and Bill Maher aren't really funny; people are mesmerized by the size of thier heads and laugh in disbelief. It is true and you know it.

Powers Booth: Tilt my head sideways and it will span the width of my shoulders.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2391473.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED59709E9DD2234ED95A5397277B4DC33E


David Cook: Bow down and vote for the humongo head.

http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/2008/05/david-archuleta-david-cook-ryan-seacrest.jpg

Dennis Miller: Drawn to scale.

http://www.patriotart.com/signed/DennisMillerSigned1.jpg

Bill Maher: Wearing 1980's womens shoulderpads in his jacket (no kidding) to compensate for his head. Creepy on so many levels.

http://www.lasplash.com/uploads/1/aqua_lounge_bill_maher.jpg

bishop_74
08-07-2008, 01:43 PM
Good thread!
http://www.syring.us/images/KevinsBigHead.JPG

tooge
08-07-2008, 01:44 PM
Ummmm Phiiilllll.

Rooster
08-07-2008, 01:46 PM
YIKES :eek:

StcChief
08-07-2008, 01:48 PM
good enough

Pestilence
08-07-2008, 01:48 PM
Peyton Manning is king. Bow down to him!

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/manning.jpg

Baconeater
08-07-2008, 01:49 PM
This thread is freaking me out.

Skip Towne
08-07-2008, 01:52 PM
What? No Phobia pics?

Stewie
08-07-2008, 01:52 PM
I'd still hit it.

http://toddzilla.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/giada_de_laurentiis_02.jpg

PhillyChiefFan
08-07-2008, 01:53 PM
ROFL Great thread!

PhillyChiefFan
08-07-2008, 01:54 PM
I'd still hit it.

http://toddzilla.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/giada_de_laurentiis_02.jpg

Absolutely! Big head be damned.

Baconeater
08-07-2008, 01:55 PM
I'd still hit it.

http://toddzilla.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/giada_de_laurentiis_02.jpg

She has a head?

bishop_74
08-07-2008, 01:57 PM
I am shocked that some of these heads don't collapse under the force of their own gravity. Dare I say Black Hole?

Pestilence
08-07-2008, 01:59 PM
I bet you this thread weighs a lot.

MOhillbilly
08-07-2008, 02:01 PM
it aint easy for big headed peeps.

you look like a mongloid with your hat strap let all the way out. one size fits all hats pffft ya right. fitted hats? they dont make them in green giant size.

feel our pain.

Ari Chi3fs
08-07-2008, 02:05 PM
Do you know how big of hats that we have to wear? 7 1/2

Chief Faithful
08-07-2008, 02:29 PM
Vanna White has a big head and Pat Sajak may be even bigger. The show should be called The Wheel of Fortune W/ Big Heads.

Phobia
08-07-2008, 02:35 PM
This thread makes me cry.

ChiefsFire
08-07-2008, 02:37 PM
I hate people with little bodies.

Gonzo
08-07-2008, 02:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=varaAADgC84



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Rooster
08-07-2008, 02:44 PM
I hate people with little bodies.

I was thinking the same thing. Are their heads that big or are their bodies just that small? :hmmm:

Uncle_Ted
08-07-2008, 03:09 PM
http://untitledmovie.fateback.com/chappelle/charlie.jpg

The first thing I seen is O.J. Simpson, and I remember thinking to myself 'wow, that's O.J. Simpson, he has a big f***ing head, man'

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/oj_simpson.jpg

chasedude
08-07-2008, 03:23 PM
<object width="425" height="344">Boo Large Headed Friend, Hooray Beer!!! :D

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Lzen
08-07-2008, 03:24 PM
This thread makes me cry.

This thread made me think of you. ;)

Actually, I understand. Those stretch hats never seem to fit my head properly. Always too tight. Look at the bright side. It just means we have more brains in there than a lot of people. :D

Lzen
08-07-2008, 03:24 PM
Do you know how big of hats that we have to wear? 7 1/2

Try 7 5/8

MOhillbilly
08-07-2008, 03:38 PM
Try 7 5/8


pffff never found one big enough to fit the ol onion.

Skip Towne
08-07-2008, 04:13 PM
pffff never found one big enough to fit the ol onion.

Ya got a bushel basket?

Simply Red
08-07-2008, 04:43 PM
.

Pablo
08-07-2008, 04:44 PM
Wow Red.

That's normal.

Pestilence
08-07-2008, 04:45 PM
.

What would happen if Napoleon Dynamite went back in time.....

Fish
08-07-2008, 04:46 PM
Hey SR.... WTH is that from?

Phobia
08-07-2008, 05:29 PM
I might be crushing a long-standing myth but my hat size is merely 7 3/8. Looks like there's plenty larger melons on this site. Maybe my problem isn't the fat head, it's a massively large face?

Pablo
08-07-2008, 05:40 PM
I might be crushing a long-standing myth but my hat size is merely 7 3/8. Looks like there's plenty larger melons on this site. Maybe my problem isn't the fat head, it's a massively large face?I don't think he's stating he's scared of people with massive head circumference, rather people with mis-proportioned skulls, including the face area...

Phobia
08-07-2008, 08:43 PM
I don't think he's stating he's scared of people with massive head circumference, rather people with mis-proportioned skulls, including the face area...

Crap. That puts me back in play then.

Fat Elvis
08-07-2008, 09:47 PM
West Side Story isn't an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet into a musical love story; it is a bona-fide horror flick. Huge heads, little bodies and...


Jazz hands....

Simply Red
08-08-2008, 08:06 AM
Hey SR.... WTH is that from?

I'm not sure. I AM a keyword specialist.

gblowfish
08-08-2008, 08:10 AM
This dude creeps me out big time:

DJJasonp
08-08-2008, 08:56 PM
I present...Dennys Reyes: