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KCrockaholic
08-18-2008, 03:34 PM
the reason i ask is due to Tom Brady's current foot injury. supposedly it isnt severe, but if we can manage to get after a Brady with a sore foot, and maybe make it worse, take him out of the game. I think we could pull one out from them. the Pats have looked terrible so far in the pre-season w/o Brady.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story;jsessionid=D36A43B4D44E1218E25BDB86563C2A61?id=09000d5d80a18783&template=with-video&confirm=true

Reaper16
08-18-2008, 03:35 PM
No fans but you think this.

But I hope the players sure do.

MIAdragon
08-18-2008, 03:36 PM
Brady with NO feet with still light us up.

Hog Farmer
08-18-2008, 03:39 PM
The only chance we will have is if their bus crashes on the way to the gameand they all die. Then we might can take them. Maybe.

blueballs
08-18-2008, 03:40 PM
I think they'll be expecting the short bus
so take a Greyhound

Deberg_1990
08-18-2008, 03:40 PM
Pats 45

Chiefs 3

With Matt Gutierrez starting....

Rain Man
08-18-2008, 03:41 PM
There'll be no need to sneak up. We'll walk up and bust them right in the chops and then stand smiling over their prone bodies. This will be the unveiling of the 2008 Kansas City Chiefs World Champion football squad.

Hologide
08-18-2008, 03:41 PM
If our two first round picks play up to potential (if Albert even plays at all) we might just manage to keep it close.

Having said that, we have snuck under the radar, and that could work in our favour. We shall see, can't say I'm holding my breath. 45-3 sounds about right :-P

Hog Farmer
08-18-2008, 03:43 PM
Pats 45

Chiefs 3

With Matt Gutierrez starting....


Are you kidding me. Not much faith in our team huh.....

Pats 45
Chiefs 9

Fat Elvis
08-18-2008, 03:45 PM
Only Chuck Norris can save us from the Patriots.

KCrockaholic
08-18-2008, 03:46 PM
i still think it will be an interesting game. i hope its not a blowout. Im skipping a trip to Estes Park for this game...the Pats defense looks terrible though. and they have basically zero depth in the secondary. John Lynch couldnt out run a turtle

KCrockaholic
08-18-2008, 03:47 PM
Only Chuck Norris can save us from the Patriots.

you mean Michael Phelps? :)

POND_OF_RED
08-18-2008, 03:47 PM
I was watching the NE-TB game earlier. Granted it is preseason but they looked lost without Brady. If they hold him out of this game then I think we still lose but I don't think they would cover the spread which will likely be 3 scores at least.

SNR
08-18-2008, 03:50 PM
You know what they say. On any given Sunday....






...the Chiefs will undoubtedly lose to the Patriots

Mr. Arrowhead
08-18-2008, 03:50 PM
i dont think we will win, but i think the score will be alot closer than some think

StcChief
08-18-2008, 03:51 PM
Pats 48
Chiefs 16

Their 2nd team will be in the whole 4th Quarter.

KCrockaholic
08-18-2008, 03:54 PM
I bet we hold to around 30 points

Beerfund
08-18-2008, 03:54 PM
There'll be no need to sneak up. We'll walk up and bust them right in the chops and then stand smiling over their prone bodies. This will be the unveiling of the 2008 Kansas City Chiefs World Champion football squad.

I need some of what you smoked.

J Diddy
08-18-2008, 03:58 PM
we win

Bowser
08-18-2008, 03:59 PM
we win

What? A cookie?

beach tribe
08-18-2008, 03:59 PM
Crazier things have happened.

Reaper16
08-18-2008, 03:59 PM
What? A cookie?
A moral victory.

Rooster
08-18-2008, 04:02 PM
It will be a good ole fashion shoot out.

Bowser
08-18-2008, 04:03 PM
A moral victory.

Can't wait. In fact, that will probably be Carl's rallying call next year when he raises ticket prices again, even after a 3-13 season.

DeezNutz
08-18-2008, 04:07 PM
i dont think we will win, but i think the score will be alot closer than some think

I think so, too. IMO, week 1 is the best place for the Pats to fall on the Chiefs' schedule.

chiefbowe82
08-18-2008, 04:09 PM
I think so, too. IMO, week 1 is the best place for the Pats to fall on the Chiefs' schedule.

you bet

gblowfish
08-18-2008, 04:12 PM
We'll get our ass kicked. They're coming off blowing a perfect season with a Super Bowl loss, and they're PISSED.

Pablo
08-18-2008, 04:14 PM
Pats 52
Chiefs 33

That's right mothatruckas...we WILL kick 11 FG's.

Bad-ass.

Baby Lee
08-18-2008, 04:17 PM
20-9, with the Pats' last seven coming off a frustratingly long 4th quarter drive, after we go for a 4th and short from the 30.

Bowser
08-18-2008, 04:17 PM
We'll get our ass kicked. They're coming off blowing a perfect season with a Super Bowl loss, and they're PISSED.

Yep. It might just get ugly.

However, if Cassel is in there, we might stay within two touchdowns. Maybe.

Reerun_KC
08-18-2008, 04:19 PM
Belicheck reminds me of General Patton, while Herm reminds me of Mohammed Saïd al-Sahaf (AKA Baghdad Bob)...

Who would you rather have leading your team?

Pablo
08-18-2008, 04:19 PM
The real question is how many TD's will Brady/Moss torch our young secondary for?

I'm gonna be modest and only say two.

HypnotizedMonkey
08-18-2008, 04:30 PM
I REALLY want KC to stun them... it's been going through my mind for a while now...
LJ gets 250 all-purpose yds... Brodie ends up with a perfect passer rating... whoever the **** our kicker is, goes 3-3... and all this while I'm sitting on the 50 yard-line (front row) flanked by the Olson twins... two blunts in my hands... and of course a flying unicorn to ride home after the game while screaming VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baconeater
08-18-2008, 04:33 PM
They will beat us by at least 20.

Ari Chi3fs
08-18-2008, 04:36 PM
If the Patriots lose the Chiefs, I will eat 2 french fried donkey balls. It aint happening.

Der Flöprer
08-18-2008, 04:37 PM
Ahh hope. It must be August.

Der Flöprer
08-18-2008, 04:37 PM
If the Patriots lose the Chiefs, I will eat 2 french fried donkey balls. It aint happening.

Note. Bookmark this thread. Would you do that on video for proof?

ChiefsCountry
08-18-2008, 04:40 PM
Pound the rock and play solid defense and we could pull the upset. Everytime we think we are going to get our world rocked we end up being in a close game see Denver in 06 and Indy in 07.

Stryker
08-18-2008, 04:41 PM
By sneak up on, do you mean like wearing one of these?

http://www.airsoftextreme.com/gallery/albums/Customer-Contributions/Ghillie_Suit_by_MM_2.sized.jpg

CoMoChief
08-18-2008, 04:47 PM
Will Ditka be coaching?

CoMoChief
08-18-2008, 04:49 PM
Pound the rock and play solid defense and we could pull the upset. Everytime we think we are going to get our world rocked we end up being in a close game see Denver in 06 and Indy in 07.

Gotta be able to gain yards from running the football though. If they stuff you time after time, that method will have them winning by just under 100pts.

Nzoner
08-18-2008, 04:56 PM
I was watching the NE-TB game earlier. Granted it is preseason but they looked lost without Brady. If they hold him out of this game then I think we still lose but I don't think they would cover the spread which will likely be 3 scores at least.

Last time I checked the line was Pats -10 1/2

FAX
08-18-2008, 04:59 PM
The Chiefs Shock The World!!!

Chiefs 31
Pats 27

FAX

noa
08-18-2008, 05:00 PM
Our only chance is if Damon Huard lines up at WR.

Rooster
08-18-2008, 05:02 PM
I bet they just take a plane. It would take a very long time to sneak all the way to Boston.

chiefs1111
08-18-2008, 05:05 PM
Pats 52
Chiefs 33

That's right mothatruckas...we WILL kick 11 FG's.

Bad-ass.

11 Fg"s? well that should make Herm happy...

bogey
08-18-2008, 05:14 PM
Unfortunately, I don't believe we will win. However, if the stars and the moon and the planets and the asteroids and the seagulls and Chuck Norris and Fax's wit all line up right, it could happen. I'm hoping it happens.

Chiefs Pantalones
08-18-2008, 05:19 PM
I'm in the minority of saying this, but I think the Pats do it THIS year. They'll go 19-0 after what happened last year. I agree with the sentiment, they're pissed off, and they'll be taking no prisoners this year.

I hope we surprise them, but I doubt it.

Iowanian
08-18-2008, 05:19 PM
The Chiefs might very well sneak up on new England.

They might very well put on a guilly suit with clamchowerflage, tip toe up behind them and punch them in the back of the head.

Of course it will be the catalyst of a VH1 commentary.....because its like PeeWee Herman sucker punching Kimbo....

They'll wipe off their mouth, grab the Chiefs by the throat and beat them until the candy comes out.

Baby Lee
08-18-2008, 05:22 PM
Last time I checked the line was Pats -10 1/2
Heh.
20-9, with the Pats' last seven coming off a frustratingly long 4th quarter drive, after we go for a 4th and short from the 30.

RustShack
08-18-2008, 05:24 PM
Psh, I think we can still beat them even with Brady. Bring it on bitches!

Sure-Oz
08-18-2008, 05:27 PM
We'll need LJ to top 150 yards to keep us in this game...and our defense to cause atleast 2 or 3 TO's without us turning it over.

Atleast we get them out of the way now

Guru
08-18-2008, 05:28 PM
Wow! When I saw the title of this thread I laughed so hard my gut started to hurt. ROFL

sd4chiefs
08-18-2008, 05:33 PM
There'll be no need to sneak up. We'll walk up and bust them right in the chops and then stand smiling over their prone bodies. This will be the unveiling of the 2008 Kansas City Chiefs World Champion football squad.

And...

Mecca
08-18-2008, 05:35 PM
You aren't sneaking up on anyone in week 1 in their home opener.

With our lack of pass rush Brady will just stand there hitting wide open guys....Our gameplan will probably be one that shows complete fear of Moss so Welker torches us underneath.

Not to mention with a young QB going against a vet defense with Belichick they'll probably throw a bunch of ridiculous looks at him to confuse the hell out of him.

Buehler445
08-18-2008, 05:36 PM
You aren't sneaking up on anyone in week 1 in their home opener.

With our lack of pass rush Brady will just stand there hitting wide open guys....Our gameplan will probably be one that shows complete fear of Moss so Welker torches us underneath.

Not to mention with a young QB going against a vet defense with Belichick they'll probably throw a bunch of ridiculous looks at him to confuse the hell out of him.

This is my guess. Hopefully I'm wrong though.

Posted via Mobile Device

NUMBER7
08-18-2008, 05:40 PM
The Magic 8 Ball says "Highly Unlikely"

J Diddy
08-18-2008, 05:49 PM
Wow! When I saw the title of this thread I laughed so hard my gut started to hurt. ROFL


your name backwards is urug

HypnotizedMonkey
08-18-2008, 05:50 PM
wes welker = 100 yards rec

Mecca
08-18-2008, 05:58 PM
wes welker = 100 yards rec

At halftime.

Rain Man
08-18-2008, 06:09 PM
We have the Patriots' number. Our fourth-greatest shutout win ever, 34-0, came against the Patriots in 1960. We're 16-11-3 against them over the past 48 years. The odds are in our favor.

Count Alex's Losses
08-18-2008, 06:09 PM
We will sneak up on them, surprise them, cause them to yell in shock, and then they will crush us beneath their feet like bugs.

TEX
08-18-2008, 06:16 PM
You aren't sneaking up on anyone in week 1 in their home opener.

With our lack of pass rush Brady will just stand there hitting wide open guys....Our gameplan will probably be one that shows complete fear of Moss so Welker torches us underneath.

Not to mention with a young QB going against a vet defense with Belichick they'll probably throw a bunch of ridiculous looks at him to confuse the hell out of him.

Yep. Score wil be something like 38 - 9.

the Talking Can
08-18-2008, 06:19 PM
who thiks Mr. T finds a cure for AIDS?

Pablo
08-18-2008, 06:24 PM
Realistically, I expect the final score to be something like 35-13.

Brodie goes 14-30. 140 yards. 0 TD's, 1 INT.

LJ 20 car/65 yards
Smith 10 car/35 yards 1 TD
Charles 5 cars/25 yards

Reerun_KC
08-18-2008, 06:26 PM
Pound the rock and play solid defense and we could pull the upset. Everytime we think we are going to get our world rocked we end up being in a close game see Denver in 06 and Indy in 07.
ROFL

yeah this is the same reason the Chiefs have been dog shit for many of years...


You have to score TD's in 2008 not run the ball, control the clock and kick FG's... Most NFL coachs want to beat your ass into submission. Not let you hang around, keep it close and steal that win in the end...


Pats 52
Chiefs 15

blueballs
08-18-2008, 06:33 PM
young dumb and full of cum
vs
old farts with faded hearts

FAX
08-18-2008, 06:37 PM
We have the Patriots' number. Our fourth-greatest shutout win ever, 34-0, came against the Patriots in 1960. We're 16-11-3 against them over the past 48 years. The odds are in our favor.

Well, the stats don't lie.

This would make a fantastic titty graph, by the way. I envision an impressive, large mound of carefully massaged data representing that 1960 to 1970 time frame topped with a little bitty nubbin of slightly tweaked data.

FAX

StcChief
08-18-2008, 06:39 PM
We have the Patriots' number. Our fourth-greatest shutout win ever, 34-0, came against the Patriots in 1960. We're 16-11-3 against them over the past 48 years. The odds are in our favor.

I think it goes to 16-12-3.....overall. Ain't gonna happen this year no matter where the game is played.

Hydrae
08-18-2008, 06:47 PM
Let's see, Brady is hurt, 2 offensive linemen are hurt, the defense may be older than our offensive line was 2 years ago. Being in NE they will most likely win but this has the smell of a possible upset to start the year for us.

blueballs
08-18-2008, 06:49 PM
Last night was only preseason
but they looked as old as they are

Lonewolf Ed
08-18-2008, 06:52 PM
I am sticking with my prediction of a 51-13 loss. So, if it is not that bad, in theory, I will not be disappointed as much.

Baby Lee
08-18-2008, 07:05 PM
Well, the stats don't lie.

This would make a fantastic titty graph, by the way. I envision an impressive, large mound of carefully massaged data representing that 1960 to 1970 time frame topped with a little bitty nubbin of slightly tweaked data.

FAX

This graph is worthless w/o pics!!

Rain Man
08-18-2008, 07:17 PM
The numbers don't lie, people. The numbers don't lie.

C-Mac
08-18-2008, 07:43 PM
The numbers don't lie, people. The numbers don't lie.

Numbers don't lie. People with numbers lie.

KCTitus
08-18-2008, 07:50 PM
My only question is does NE's defense outscore NE's offense...

OnTheWarpath58
08-18-2008, 07:57 PM
Define "sneak up on."

You mean, beat the spread?






































Right?

Count Alex's Losses
08-18-2008, 07:59 PM
We will sneak quietly into the stadium, take our beating like men, and sneak out again.

Reerun_KC
08-18-2008, 08:00 PM
We will sneak quietly into the stadium, take our beating like prison bitches, and sneak out again.


FYP LMAO

EyePod
08-18-2008, 08:00 PM
OK, who would be OK with beating the patriots and losing the rest of the season? Not only do we get the 1st overall pick but the Patriots would lose their first game in ~2 years in the regular season (they're 19-0 in the regular season right now going since they last lost). I think I could live with myself because at least I could berate my friend who's a Pat's fan. And that 1 week would be a week of GLORY!!!! It would definitely make up for the whole season last year... and would just be more icing on the cake of the superbowl...

Sure-Oz
08-18-2008, 08:12 PM
OK, who would be OK with beating the patriots and losing the rest of the season? Not only do we get the 1st overall pick but the Patriots would lose their first game in ~2 years in the regular season (they're 19-0 in the regular season right now going since they last lost). I think I could live with myself because at least I could berate my friend who's a Pat's fan. And that 1 week would be a week of GLORY!!!! It would definitely make up for the whole season last year... and would just be more icing on the cake of the superbowl...

lol, at your avatar

DeezNutz
08-18-2008, 08:20 PM
The "they lossed the Super Bowl so they'll be pissed" logic is far-fetched to me. Even great teams can start slowly. Would you rather a young KC squad face the Pats in, say, week 4 when NE has averaged 45 pts. per game and had an avg. margin of victory of 30? I'd think we'd be beat looking at the tape.

I'll take week one.

thurman merman
08-18-2008, 08:30 PM
the chance of the royals winning the world series is greater than the chance of the chiefs beating the patriots.

JASONSAUTO
08-18-2008, 09:00 PM
the chance of the royals winning the world series is greater than the chance of the chiefs beating the patriots.

COME ON MAN CRAZIER SHIT HAS HAPPENED

KCrockaholic
08-19-2008, 12:05 PM
I would say the Pats arent as good as last year. it will be very hard to keep doing what they did last year. plus it seems every team that loses the SB has a terrible year directly after. atleast in this decade. (Panthers, Bears, Raiders, Rams)

Pablo
08-19-2008, 12:06 PM
COME ON MAN CRAZIER SHIT HAS HAPPENEDCaps lock happens.

thurman merman
08-19-2008, 12:09 PM
COME ON MAN CRAZIER SHIT HAS HAPPENED


i cannot think of anything crazier than that that has ever happened.

PhillyChiefFan
08-19-2008, 12:17 PM
I bet they just take a plane. It would take a very long time to sneak all the way to Boston.

ROFL ROFL

chiefsngop
08-19-2008, 12:18 PM
I would agree with the vast majority of posters on this thread , that we have little to no chance of winning the New England game.

However, I know myself, I will continue agreeing with this notion until I wake up on that Sunday morning. Then as game time approaches my Chiefs fan instincts will take over, and I will somehow completely convince myself that we are gonna shock the world and kick the Pats' ass right in their own house.

I'm just hoping we play well enough that I can cling to that hope for at least a couple quarters....

thurman merman
08-19-2008, 12:19 PM
I'm just hoping we play well enough that I can cling to that hope for at least a couple quarters....

it will be at least 35-0 by halftime.

blueballs
08-19-2008, 12:23 PM
The largest element of the game
is who's foot gets stomped on first and hardest
Albert's or Brady's

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 12:24 PM
it will be at least 35-0 by halftime.

IF YOU'RE SWINGING FROM PATRIOT NUTS WHY ARENT YOU ON PAT'S PLANET?
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO THE SAME PATS GOT BEAT WEEK 1 BY THE BILLS 30-0 AND THEN WON THE SUPER BOWL IF I RECALL CORRECTLY. SO LIKE I SAID CRAZIER STUFF HAS HAPPENED.

blueballs
08-19-2008, 12:25 PM
IF YOU'RE SWINGING FROM PATRIOT NUTS WHY ARENT YOU ON PAT'S PLANET?
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO THE SAME PATS GOT BEAT WEEK 1 BY THE BILLS 30-0 AND THEN WON THE SUPER BOWL IF I RECALL CORRECTLY. SO LIKE I SAID CRAZIER STUFF HAS HAPPENED.

SHANNON SHARPE HANGS OUT ON A CHIEFS MESSAGE BOARD
sad

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 12:27 PM
SHANNON SHARPE HANGS OUT ON A CHIEFS MESSAGE BOARD
sad

WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? JUST STUPID A**HOLES RUNNING THEIR MOUTH WITH NOTHING RELAVENT TO SAY

Mr. Laz
08-19-2008, 12:28 PM
i think we could sneak up on New England and still get our azz kicked

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 12:29 PM
TRUE TRUE BUT ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN

blueballs
08-19-2008, 12:32 PM
WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? JUST STUPID A**HOLES RUNNING THEIR MOUTH WITH NOTHING RELAVENT TO SAY

TURN DOWN THE DECIBELS
DO YOU RUN A JACKHAMMER AT YOUR DAY JOB

Pablo
08-19-2008, 12:36 PM
TURN DOWN THE DECIBELS
DO YOU RUN A JACKHAMMER AT YOUR DAY JOBHe's in an autobody shop...it's loud in there.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 12:37 PM
TURN DOWN THE DECIBELS
DO YOU RUN A JACKHAMMER AT YOUR DAY JOB

FUNNY HOW YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT STILL NOT SAYING ANYTHING RELEVANT TO THE THREAD. YOU ARE PRETTY GOOD AT THAT

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 12:38 PM
He's in an autobody shop...it's loud in there.

NO NO MECHANIC SHOP

blueballs
08-19-2008, 12:39 PM
He's in an autobody shop...it's loud in there.


I would imagine sign language is a part of the atmosphere

blueballs
08-19-2008, 12:41 PM
FUNNY HOW YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT STILL NOT SAYING ANYTHING RELEVANT TO THE THREAD. YOU ARE PRETTY GOOD AT THAT

here have some positive rep
it's like cyber cookies

KCinNY
08-19-2008, 12:48 PM
Coming off that Super Bowl loss???

Herm "let's get three!!" Edwards against Bill "let's hang 50 on 'em" Belichek?

Brandon Flowers trying to cover Randy Moss??

49-13.

Pablo
08-19-2008, 12:50 PM
Coming off that Super Bowl loss???

Herm "let's get three!!" Edwards against Bill "let's hang 50 on 'em" Belichek?

Brandon Flowers trying to cover Randy Moss??

49-13.Don't worry...I'm sure Brandon Carr will be in there every now and again.

You act like Moss is a pro-bowl phenom or something...

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 12:52 PM
here have some positive rep
it's like cyber cookies

ALSO FUNNY HOW YOU WAIT UNTIL I HIT LOGOUT TO RUN YOUR SUCKHOLE, I'M GONNA START CALLING YOU NOBALLS NOT BLUEBALLS

blueballs
08-19-2008, 12:54 PM
ALSO FUNNY HOW YOU WAIT UNTIL I HIT LOGOUT TO RUN YOUR SUCKHOLE, I'M GONNA START CALLING YOU NOBALLS NOT BLUEBALLS

better me than your wife
-no that's just not nice
diplomacy not workign

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 12:56 PM
better me than your wife
-no that's just not nice
diplomacy not workign

LIKE I SAID AS SOON AS I LOGOUT YOU TALK NOBALLS. AND YOU WOULD'NT TALK ABOUT MY WIFE SITTING NEXT TO ME IN A BAR NOBALLS

blueballs
08-19-2008, 12:57 PM
there you like better in green

FAX
08-19-2008, 01:03 PM
He's in an autobody shop...it's loud in there.

I think he may be deaf. In order to communicate, we must turn to sign language.

^**^ #### ~()~ --*-- ))~(( ++^++, Mr. JASONSAUTO.

FAX (F-A-X)

Nzoner
08-19-2008, 01:11 PM
I think Vegas is going to make a mint on this game

Chiefs Pantalones
08-19-2008, 01:21 PM
An excerpt from Herm's post game press conference following the New England game...

"I thought we did OOKKKKKK. We got a couple field goals, that's ok. That's ok. Dustin (Colquitt) is already in midseason form. He's a sure thing for the pro bowl this year."

mlyonsd
08-19-2008, 01:55 PM
The only way we sneak up on NE is if we show up at their stadium tomorrow.

keg in kc
08-19-2008, 01:59 PM
Wouldn't surprise me at all, although I think it's a bit less likely since they lost the championship.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 03:58 PM
there you like better in green

STILL NO COMPREHENSION DUMMY

StcChief
08-19-2008, 04:02 PM
The only way we sneak up on NE is if we show up at their stadium tomorrow.
or the NFL tells them it's moved to MNF.... and they Forfeit

beach tribe
08-19-2008, 04:33 PM
ALSO FUNNY HOW YOU WAIT UNTIL I HIT LOGOUT TO RUN YOUR SUCKHOLE, I'M GONNA START CALLING YOU NOBALLS NOT BLUEBALLS

Wow. JASONSAUTO......... YOUR AND IDIOT.

beach tribe
08-19-2008, 04:35 PM
LIKE I SAID AS SOON AS I LOGOUT YOU TALK NOBALLS. AND YOU WOULD'NT TALK ABOUT MY WIFE SITTING NEXT TO ME IN A BAR NOBALLS

Dude, I thought you were a kid, which would make your ignorance almost tolerable, but if you're old enough to drink, that means you're just a dumbass.

Bwana
08-19-2008, 05:08 PM
LMAO

Bwana
08-19-2008, 05:16 PM
COME ON MAN CRAZIER SHIT HAS HAPPENED

:spock:

FAX
08-19-2008, 05:54 PM
ROFL

FAX

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:02 PM
Dude, I thought you were a kid, which would make your ignorance almost tolerable, but if you're old enough to drink, that means you're just a dumbass.
WHAT HAVE I SAID THAT WAS IGNORANT?

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:04 PM
AND BY TRHE WAY WHY IS EVERYONE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WORRIED ABOUT HOW OR WHAT I TYPE?

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:06 PM
Wow. JASONSAUTO......... YOUR AND IDIOT.

ALSO IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTE TO THE CONVERSATION WHY GET INVOLVED? WHO IS REALLY THE DUMBASS?

Bearcat
08-19-2008, 06:06 PM
Dude, I thought you were a kid, which would make your ignorance almost tolerable, but if you're old enough to drink, that means you're just a dumbass.

I assume it's yet another parody poster looking to stir sh*t and get attention. I wish I could download Firefox so I could use CPIggy, because Ignore is useless when everyone quotes every freakin' post. :#

Chief Henry
08-19-2008, 06:06 PM
Brady with NO feet with still light us up.




ROFL its true in many ways :cuss: Carl

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:11 PM
I assume it's yet another parody poster looking to stir sh*t and get attention. I wish I could download Firefox so I could use CPIggy, because Ignore is useless when everyone quotes every freakin' post. :#

NO IM ACTUALLY A HUGE CHIEFS FAN WHO LOVES MY TEAM

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:11 PM
COME ON MAN CRAZIER SHIT HAS HAPPENED

FIRST THING I SAID

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:12 PM
IF YOU'RE SWINGING FROM PATRIOT NUTS WHY ARENT YOU ON PAT'S PLANET?
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO THE SAME PATS GOT BEAT WEEK 1 BY THE BILLS 30-0 AND THEN WON THE SUPER BOWL IF I RECALL CORRECTLY. SO LIKE I SAID CRAZIER STUFF HAS HAPPENED.

THEN THIS WHICH IF YOU TAKE OUT THE FIRST LINE SHOWS WHY I WOU.LD SAY CRAZY THINGS HAPPEN

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:13 PM
SHANNON SHARPE HANGS OUT ON A CHIEFS MESSAGE BOARD
sad

THEN THIS GUY JUMPS IN AND WANT TO THROW NOTHING INTO THE CONVERSATION THATS HOW THIS ALL STARTED.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:14 PM
SHOW ME HOW IM IGNORANT? THATS ALL YOU GUYS CAN COME UP WITH WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT HAVE TO BE INVOLVED IN EVERY THREAD

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 06:20 PM
This reminds me of my eighth birthday when my parents got into a fight and threatened to divorce each other and instead of having my birthday cake I had to put my coat on and sit in the living room while my mom packed up my stuff to go to my great-grandmother's house and then they started hitting each other and basically it was my second-worst birthday ever.

the Talking Can
08-19-2008, 06:21 PM
SHOW ME HOW IM IGNORANT? THATS ALL YOU GUYS CAN COME UP WITH WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT HAVE TO BE INVOLVED IN EVERY THREAD

take the caps lock off you inconsiderate douche bag

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:23 PM
tell me what i did that was sooo wrong? its all in your heads you pick someone who doesn't feel as you and then pick on them until they leave. NOW THAT'S SAD!!!!!

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:24 PM
why is caps lock so inconsiderate? its not like that hurts your ears. just another way you guys try to control posters

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 06:24 PM
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear meeeee
Happy birthday to me.

Bearcat
08-19-2008, 06:24 PM
SHOW ME HOW IM IGNORANT? THATS ALL YOU GUYS CAN COME UP WITH WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT HAVE TO BE INVOLVED IN EVERY THREAD

Whatever.... I completely agree with your point. As you mentioned in your example, the Patriots lost 31-0 to the Bills on opening day of the year they won their second SB. The Chargers went 1-3 and the Giants went 0-2 last year. Herm's philosphy is all about keeping both teams in the game, and he'll be much more worried about keeping it close than actually winning the thing, even if it's tied with 5 minutes left.

But, your delivery sucks. You're going to gain a couple of enemies every time you act like you're the "better fan" just because someone isn't as optimistic as you (ie the PatriotsPlanet thing, and the several posts I quoted you on in a previous thread). You're going to make a few enemies every time you escalate someone's joke into something personal (ie blueball's post). And you're not going to make any friends by posting in all caps.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:26 PM
i just figured that you people WANT something to bitch about so hey i'll oblige. say the chiefs are a 10 win team. you blast me. then the chiefs win 1 preseason game and lots of you are thinking 10 wins WOW

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 06:27 PM
But I don't want to go live at Granny's house.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:28 PM
Whatever.... I completely agree with your point. As you mentioned in your example, the Patriots lost 31-0 to the Bills on opening day of the year they won their second SB. The Chargers went 1-3 and the Giants went 0-2 last year. Herm's philosphy is all about keeping both teams in the game, and he'll be much more worried about keeping it close than actually winning the thing, even if it's tied with 5 minutes left.

But, your delivery sucks. You're going to gain a couple of enemies every time you act like you're the "better fan" just because someone isn't as optimistic as you (ie the PatriotsPlanet thing, and the several posts I quoted you on in a previous thread). You're going to make a few enemies every time you escalate someone's joke into something personal (ie blueball's post). And you're not going to make any friends by posting in all caps.
thats fine but why does all caps actually matter? i didnt say i was a better fan anywhere. just if you feel the pats are soo great go there. and if noballs wants to stick up for someone then be prepared to get it back

Mecca
08-19-2008, 06:28 PM
IF YOU'RE SWINGING FROM PATRIOT NUTS WHY ARENT YOU ON PAT'S PLANET?
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO THE SAME PATS GOT BEAT WEEK 1 BY THE BILLS 30-0 AND THEN WON THE SUPER BOWL IF I RECALL CORRECTLY. SO LIKE I SAID CRAZIER STUFF HAS HAPPENED.

So being honest makes you not a real fan....you know smart fans are better than homer fans.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:30 PM
are you saying that its impossible for us to beat the pats. if so why even play the damn game?

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 06:31 PM
i'm pretty smart when it comes to football, smart enough to know that ANY TEAM CAN WIN ANY GAME it's a proven fact

QuikSsurfer
08-19-2008, 06:32 PM
are you saying that its impossible for us to beat the pats. if so why even play the damn game?

I wouldn't say that it is impossible for us to beat the pats, but I'm almost certain it will look like we're not playing out there...

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 06:34 PM
Stop the car, please. I want to go get my cake.

Mecca
08-19-2008, 06:35 PM
i will be surprised if the Chiefs get 1 stop in that game, we have no pass rush so Brady will stand there and throw to wide open guys.

If we come up and press Moss will own us, if we play the oh shit we're scared style Welker will own us as they dink and dunk up the field, pick your poison.

Great defenses can't defend them, yet I'm suppose to think we can, yea right.

Bwana
08-19-2008, 06:35 PM
Good God!

QuikSsurfer
08-19-2008, 06:36 PM
i'm pretty smart when it comes to football

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/CHAMP.gif

Bearcat
08-19-2008, 06:46 PM
thats fine but why does all caps actually matter?


It's internet etiquette, and has nothing to do with this board. Caps are for major emphasis, and if it's all caps, it's taken as yelling. I work on mainframes, so I'm used to it, but whatever...


i didnt say i was a better fan anywhere. just if you feel the pats are soo great go there.

You've said everything but "I'm a better fan than you" several times...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4877797&postcount=216

Optimism has nothing to do with which side you're on, or what's actually going to happen... you can run at a tank with a stick with all the enthusiasm of a little kid on Christmas morning and all the intensity of Mel Gibson in Braveheart... but it doesn't mean the guy that's hiding in the bushes with his stick is rooting for the tank, and it doesn't mean you're going to win.

You can spread the optimism around all you want, but you aren't going to convince the ones who have been through all of the excitement for years and would rather be realistic than blindly optimistic.


and if noballs wants to stick up for someone then be prepared to get it back

Whatever... just calling it like I see it.

BIG_DADDY
08-19-2008, 06:54 PM
I'm giving up the points

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:01 PM
i will be surprised if the Chiefs get 1 stop in that game, we have no pass rush so Brady will stand there and throw to wide open guys.

If we come up and press Moss will own us, if we play the oh shit we're scared style Welker will own us as they dink and dunk up the field, pick your poison.

Great defenses can't defend them, yet I'm suppose to think we can, yea right.

didnt moss play for the raiders? we played pretty good against him then, so whats to say he goes off on us in week 1

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:04 PM
[QUOTE=Bearcat;4928053]It's internet etiquette, and has nothing to do with this board. Caps are for major emphasis, and if it's all caps, it's taken as yelling. I work on mainframes, so I'm used to it, but whatever...



You've said everything but "I'm a better fan than you" several times...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4877797&postcount=216

Optimism has nothing to do with which side you're on, or what's actually going to happen... you can run at a tank with a stick with all the enthusiasm of a little kid on Christmas morning and all the intensity of Mel Gibson in Braveheart... but it doesn't mean the guy that's hiding in the bushes with his stick is rooting for the tank, and it doesn't mean you're going to win.

You can spread the optimism around all you want, but you aren't going to convince the ones who have been through all of the excitement for years and would rather be realistic than blindly optimistic.

you act like i havent been right there for years also. im not a NEW fan been one for 30 years. went to games all throughout the 80's. THE 80's dammit. thats the problem with this board, all of you think that you are the only ones who have LOVED the chiefs for any amount of time, AND YOU'RE WRONG, and like i said i've never said that i'm a better fan point which you proved.
if you think that hating on the team makes you a better fan then you're right you are a better fan

Mecca
08-19-2008, 07:04 PM
didnt moss play for the raiders? we played pretty good against him then, so whats to say he goes off on us in week 1

Tell that to those teams that gave up his 20+ TD's last year, you can't even mention his time with the Raiders, different team different Moss.

Bwana
08-19-2008, 07:07 PM
quote=JASONSAUTO all of you think that you are the only ones who have LOVED the chiefs for any amount of time, AND YOU'RE WRONG!

Prozac up little buddy, we are all on the same side here, we just different ways of looking at it. If everyone had the same ideas, this would be a dull place.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:08 PM
thats fine he had great years in minn also. the guy is up and down had something to prove last year, whats to say that when he has a multi year deal he will play? remember last year was a contract year

Mecca
08-19-2008, 07:09 PM
Moss will play as long as the team is good.....let's just be honest here we have no way of defending them.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:09 PM
Prozac up little buddy, we are all on the same side here, we just different ways of looking at it. If everyone had the same ideas, this would be a dull place.

i can agree with this bwana tell some other people the same because when someone relatively new disagrees everyone jumps on them

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:10 PM
Moss will play as long as the team is good.....let's just be honest here we have no way of defending them.

this year will tell if you're right mecca, we dont know that about him yet

Bwana
08-19-2008, 07:13 PM
i can agree with this bwana tell some other people the same because when someone relatively new disagrees everyone jumps on them


It's all good, just grow some thick skin and ride the wave. When someone new shows up, people will likely test them. Don't crap on the house rug and just keep posting and you'll be fine.

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 07:15 PM
Flowers is going to make Moss lick the mud off his cleats before the day is over. Moss is powerless against Flowers.

Reerun_KC
08-19-2008, 07:20 PM
Flowers is going to make Moss lick the mud off his cleats before the day is over. Moss is powerless against Flowers.
Happy Birthday RainMan!

http://www.trinacakes.com/block_birthday_cake.jpg

Bwana
08-19-2008, 07:23 PM
Flowers is going to make Moss lick the mud off his cleats before the day is over. Moss is powerless against Flowers.

:eek:

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:24 PM
It's all good, just grow some thick skin and ride the wave. When someone new shows up, people will likely test them. Don't crap on the house rug and just keep posting and you'll be fine.

i'm just not a pushover and i dont want anyone to think that

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 07:25 PM
Happy Birthday RainMan!



And look, bwana even gave me a present!

Bwana
08-19-2008, 07:31 PM
i'm just not a pushover and i dont want anyone to think that


Yeah yeah I know, but if you come into a forum like a bull in a china shop, people are going to be on you, you know what I mean? You're all good in my book, you took took the caps off. ;) All will be right with the world in the near future. Like I said, just keep posting and stay out of major pissing contests for a little while. :thumb:

Bwana
08-19-2008, 07:32 PM
And look, bwana even gave me a present!


It's the least I could do, Happy Birthday and remember, be careful, she you could hurt you. :D

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:35 PM
Yeah yeah I know, but if you come into a forum like a bull in a china shop, people are going to be on you, you know what I mean? You're all good in my book, you took took the caps off. ;) All will be right with the world in the near future. Like I said, just keep posting and stay out of major pissing contests for a little while. :thumb:

the caps was just to give guys something to bitch about:D see ican mess with them just like they mess with others. they hate that

Bwana
08-19-2008, 07:38 PM
the caps was just to give guys something to bitch about:D see ican mess with them just like they mess with others. they hate that

It's not a me and "them," it's us. All I'm trying to say, is if you go out of your way to piss off a lot of people, you are going to be in for nothing but pissing contest after pissing contest. That's now why you're here right?

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:43 PM
It's not a me and "them," it's us. All I'm trying to say, is if you go out of your way to piss off a lot of people, you are going to be in for nothing but pissing contest after pissing contest. That's now why you're here right?

thats not why im here, but some have made me feel like its me and them. sorry bwana you seem like a cool cat but some arent as open to new people on "their site"

kstater
08-19-2008, 07:49 PM
thats not why im here, but some have made me feel like its me and them. sorry bwana you seem like a cool cat but some arent as open to new people on "their site"

Most are open to new members. But as a relatively close knit board, some "hazing" is the norm.

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 07:49 PM
It's normal hazing, Jason Sauto. This site is like Lord of the Flies. You just have to laugh and keep going. Very few people are mean. Well, maybe not 'very few'. Less than half, anyway. Assuming the Chiefs haven't lost. Well, let's just say that luv is a very nice poster and leave it at that.

Bwana
08-19-2008, 07:50 PM
thats not why im here, but some have made me feel like its me and them. sorry bwana you seem like a cool cat but some arent as open to new people on "their site"

Like I said, skin up and you'll do just fine.

Bwana
08-19-2008, 07:51 PM
Most are open to new members. But as a relatively close knit board, some "hazing" is the norm.

Bingo

kstater
08-19-2008, 07:51 PM
And you have to get to 10,000 posts to be accepted.

Bwana
08-19-2008, 07:52 PM
And you have to get to 10,000 posts to be accepted.


Shut up noob! :D

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:53 PM
It's normal hazing, Jason Sauto. This site is like Lord of the Flies. You just have to laugh and keep going. Very few people are mean. Well, maybe not 'very few'. Less than half, anyway. Assuming the Chiefs haven't lost. Well, let's just say that luv is a very nice poster and leave it at that.

some are MEAN and thats not cool because those mean people want everyone to agree with them. i laugh alot but dont make it personal about family and we'll be cool. i'm VERY passionate about our chiefs and know that this year could be a long one but like i started saying crazier things have happened

kstater
08-19-2008, 07:54 PM
Trust me, you haven't seen mean. Don't get into too big of pissing match. Your boss or family could be called. Or you could be outed as a sex offender. Or have some ruthless photoshops created(Tynes).

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:55 PM
i try to bring something to these discussions and to have someone that's not even involved in the thread jump in to just talk shit (blueballs) is enough to piss someone off

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 07:55 PM
Ever since the 1999 Rams and Brady's first year with the Patriots, I have maintained hope in the preseason that we are one magical player and one Carl Peterson choking event at a steakhouse from winning the Super Bowl.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:56 PM
Trust me, you haven't seen mean. Don't get into too big of pissing match. Your boss or family could be called. Or you could be outed as a sex offender. Or have some ruthless photoshops created(Tynes).

have no boss, call the fam they all know me. not a sex offender. not scared of anything. grew up rough and know about life i'll be ok

Bearcat
08-19-2008, 07:56 PM
And you have to get to 10,000 posts to be accepted.

Actually, it's 5000.... we just don't like you.



:evil:

kstater
08-19-2008, 07:57 PM
ROFL

Bwana
08-19-2008, 07:57 PM
i try to bring something to these discussions and to have someone that's not even involved in the thread jump in to just talk shit (blueballs) is enough to piss someone off


You DO know about the ignor feature this board has don't you?

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:57 PM
Actually, it's 5000.... we just don't like you.



:evil:

trying to get there, just want to talk about football

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 07:57 PM
i try to bring something to these discussions and to have someone that's not even involved in the thread jump in to just talk shit (blueballs) is enough to piss someone off

In blueballs' defense, he lives in a village in southern Sudan where the Janjaweed are in control. Last month, he lost all of his camels and most of his goats, so admittedly he's been under a lot of stress.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2008, 07:58 PM
In blueballs' defense, he lives in a village in southern Sudan where the Janjaweed are in control. Last month, he lost all of his camels and most of his goats, so admittedly he's been under a lot of stress.

:D:rolleyes::):clap:ROFL

kstater
08-19-2008, 07:58 PM
In blueballs' defense, he lives in a village in southern Sudan where the Janjaweed are in control. Last month, he lost all of his camels and most of his goats, so admittedly he's been under a lot of stress.

Don't forget his son's been stalking him.

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 07:59 PM
Don't forget his son's been stalking him.

His son? I thought it was the sun. I assumed it was some Sudanese religious thing.

StcChief
08-19-2008, 07:59 PM
And you have to get to 10,000 posts to be accepted. by the time your get there Skip will make it 15K
like inflation...
:D

kstater
08-19-2008, 08:00 PM
by the time your get there Skip will make it 15K
like inflation...
:D

Skip will be too old to type by then.

kstater
08-19-2008, 08:02 PM
And Jason, you're going to have to get the idea out of your head that football threads stay on topic. It's a well known tradition that hijacking will occur. Otherwise, you might want to get with KCJohnny and start your own board.

Sfeihc
08-19-2008, 08:03 PM
One if by land, two if by sea

Baconeater
08-19-2008, 08:06 PM
i try to bring something to these discussions and to have someone that's not even involved in the thread jump in to just talk shit (blueballs) is enough to piss someone off

Wow, if you let blueballs get under your skin then this may not be the right place for you.

Just sayin'.

kstater
08-19-2008, 08:07 PM
Blueballs is like the fly that won't go leave you alone. It's not even worth it to swat at it.

Bwana
08-19-2008, 08:10 PM
Blueballs is like the fly that won't go leave you alone. It's not even worth it to swat at it.

Truer words have never been spoken.

StcChief
08-19-2008, 08:12 PM
Truer words have never been spoken.
when you get annoyed just check his Avi :)

Bearcat
08-19-2008, 08:12 PM
Otherwise, you might want to get with KCJohnny and start your own board.

Fine, you're accepted. LMAO

blueballs Jr
08-19-2008, 08:17 PM
In blueballs' defense, he lives in a village in southern Sudan where the Janjaweed are in control. Last month, he lost all of his camels and most of his goats, so admittedly he's been under a lot of stress.

Don't forget his son's been stalking him.
Father
His son? I thought it was the sun. I assumed it was some Sudanese religious thing.
That's me, I was born from male anal sex in my daddy's crack house.
Wow, if you let blueballs get under your skin then this may not be the right place for you.

Just sayin'.
4321
Blueballs is like the fly that won't go leave you alone. It's not even worth it to swat at it.
4321
Truer words have never been spoken.

ROFL

Hydrae
08-19-2008, 08:30 PM
This reminds me of my eighth birthday when my parents got into a fight and threatened to divorce each other and instead of having my birthday cake I had to put my coat on and sit in the living room while my mom packed up my stuff to go to my great-grandmother's house and then they started hitting each other and basically it was my second-worst birthday ever.


:spock: There was a worse one?

Rain Man
08-19-2008, 08:36 PM
:spock: There was a worse one?

There was an incident.

tmax63
08-19-2008, 08:45 PM
If Brady is rusty and throws a pick-6 or 2 it could be an interesting game. If BC throws a couple of picks it could be ugly. I think it will be a good test of the D-line and in the end Pats win at home but Chiefs get people talking because they played them fairly close.

blueballs
08-19-2008, 08:51 PM
IS IT HOUSE TRAINED YET

Reerun_KC
08-19-2008, 09:44 PM
And look, bwana even gave me a present!
Could this be the best day of your life?

Reerun_KC
08-19-2008, 09:48 PM
There was an incident.

Please do tell, I thought I was the only one, when it was my birthday, my mothers drunken ass boyfriend would come home and kick the shit out of me.. My childhood sucked ass...

Nice to see someone else had problems other than me...

Logical
08-19-2008, 09:57 PM
Anything is possible but smart money goes to NE by 6

Nzoner
08-19-2008, 10:26 PM
Could this be the best day of your life?

For that he needs a threesome with 2 hot models of his choice

KCrockaholic
08-19-2008, 10:31 PM
If Brady is rusty and throws a pick-6 or 2 it could be an interesting game. If BC throws a couple of picks it could be ugly. I think it will be a good test of the D-line and in the end Pats win at home but Chiefs get people talking because they played them fairly close.

i could easily see this happening. KC will keep it a 7 point game, and everyone will be raving about the Chiefs because they almost won lol...wait the Chiefs are in Kansas city, not L.A. ...Nevermind.

MGRS13
08-19-2008, 11:32 PM
The whole "rain man has a chance to get over his childhood" part of this thread in the middle of a typical chiefsplanet argument* has to make this one of the funniest threads to ever read.
*not that I havent been in my share of stupid typical CP arguments.

boogblaster
08-19-2008, 11:49 PM
KC could make it a interesting game ... but who knows ....

Chiefs Pantalones
08-19-2008, 11:49 PM
The only way we win this game is if we have a US Army soldier play. No matter the position, just take a player's spot. If we have a US Army soldier on our team, no way we lose.

alanm
08-19-2008, 11:57 PM
We'll need LJ to top 150 yards to keep us in this game...and our defense to cause atleast 2 or 3 TO's without us turning it over.

Atleast we get them out of the way now
I would guess that would be Herm's best scenario. Chiefs are going to need to run the ball for 150+ yrds and get at least a couple of turnovers.
Course a couple of HR balls, run pass it doesn't matter, and maybe a defensive score wouldn't hurt either. :)
Then we might have a shot.

FAX
08-20-2008, 12:13 AM
i can agree with this bwana tell some other people the same because when someone relatively new disagrees everyone jumps on them

I must say that you are quite fortunate that Mr. Bwana has demonstrated an interest in you, Mr. JASONSAUTO. Most N00bs (sp?) are forced to eat their own feces while everyone else goes through their mail.

However, it appears that you still have issues relating to your association with Mr. blueballs. Personally, I think you should consider starting some kind of Mr. blueballs fan club. Jung believed that the best way to deal with an unhappy or unfulfilling relationship is to focus a good deal of one's positive feelings and/or attention on the other person. That and some solid Chakra realignments, and I think you'll be ready for this season of woe.

FAX

Von Dumbass
08-20-2008, 02:30 AM
the reason i ask is due to Tom Brady's current foot injury. supposedly it isnt severe, but if we can manage to get after a Brady with a sore foot, and maybe make it worse, take him out of the game. I think we could pull one out from them. the Pats have looked terrible so far in the pre-season w/o Brady.



No your corners can't cover Randy Moss and Wes Welker. And the only D-line in the NFL that could get by there offensive line was the Giants. And you guys lost your version of Michael Strahan.

Mecca
08-20-2008, 02:36 AM
No your corners can't cover Randy Moss and Wes Welker. And the only D-line in the NFL that could get by there offensive line was the Giants. And you guys lost your version of Michael Strahan.

And we never had a Tuck or Umenyiora.

JuicesFlowing
08-20-2008, 02:42 AM
I'm not going to bury our chances like everyone else. Who thought the Chiefs would beat San Diego on the road last year? Anything is possible. Having said all of that, I'm still expecting a loss. But I don't think it will be a blowout.

Mecca
08-20-2008, 02:46 AM
What is your definition of blowout?

JuicesFlowing
08-20-2008, 02:49 AM
A blowout to me would be ... 17 points or more. I dunno.

Mecca
08-20-2008, 02:52 AM
Ok then I expect blowout because I expect them to be over 30.

DaneMcCloud
08-20-2008, 03:18 AM
Ok then I expect blowout because I expect them to be over 30.

I respectfully disagree.

With Brady's injury, no video taping and coming off a Super Bowl loss (with offensive lineman under FBI surveillance and what not), I'm not expecting the Pats to start strong.

I think the Chiefs will lose by 10 but I'd be shocked if that early in the season and all of the issues facing NE, the Chiefs would lose by 30.

30?!!!

Von Dumbass
08-20-2008, 03:27 AM
I respectfully disagree.

With Brady's injury, no video taping and coming off a Super Bowl loss (with offensive lineman under FBI surveillance and what not), I'm not expecting the Pats to start strong.

I think the Chiefs will lose by 10 but I'd be shocked if that early in the season and all of the issues facing NE, the Chiefs would lose by 30.

30?!!!

How much mobility does Brady need to lineup in shotgun and throw a pass 1 second after he gets the snap.

DaneMcCloud
08-20-2008, 03:29 AM
How much mobility does Brady need to lineup in shotgun and throw a pass 1 second after he gets the snap.

More than he had in his last game.

sportsman1
08-20-2008, 03:47 AM
There'll be no need to sneak up. We'll walk up and bust them right in the chops and then stand smiling over their prone bodies. This will be the unveiling of the 2008 Kansas City Chiefs World Champion football squad.

ROFL What makes this so humorous is the thought that went through my mind imagining it was true. I saw the NFL Films intro "and this would only be the unveiling of the 2008 World Champion Chiefs"- Key NFL Films music.

Save this thread for when hell freezes over.ROFL

Mecca
08-20-2008, 04:16 AM
I respectfully disagree.

With Brady's injury, no video taping and coming off a Super Bowl loss (with offensive lineman under FBI surveillance and what not), I'm not expecting the Pats to start strong.

I think the Chiefs will lose by 10 but I'd be shocked if that early in the season and all of the issues facing NE, the Chiefs would lose by 30.

30?!!!

We're going to get 0 pass rush in that game....Brady won't need to be mobile we won't be rushing with anything that resembles the Giants. And I meant over 30 points not a 30 point win.

I expect something like 35-13....I fully expect there to be turnovers in that game too. Belichick thrives on this kinda thing, they'll show Croyle one thing he'll call shit out at the line thinking he's read their play meanwhile it's something completely different and they've baited him.

Boris The Great
08-20-2008, 05:12 AM
Were going to get 0 pass rush in that game....Brady won\'t need to be mobile we won\'t be rushing with anything that resembles the Giants. And I meant over 30 points not a 30 point win.

I expect something like 35-13....I fully expect there to be turnovers in that game too. Belichick thrives on this kinda thing, they\'ll show Croyle one thing he\'ll call shit out at the line thinking he\'s read their play meanwhile it\'s something completely different and they\'ve baited him.

I hope I dont now have to go around replying to the 50 other posts where you have said these exact same things, but.....

The talk about a lack of a pass rush talk is completely overblown. We dont have a good one, although we havent seen Dorsey do anything yet. But the Pats line is in such bad shape right now that they signed John Welborne. So who knows? It could be the resistible force against the movable object.

And you keep talking about Belichick like you are the only one who knows this. If they think the Pats will try to trick Brodie into changing plays, guess what, they will tell Brodie not to be going up there changing the plays.

TinyEvel
08-20-2008, 06:41 AM
Now Now Now let's not get this thing all twisted....

Last time I checked, Kansas City Chiefs are a football team in this league. And to compete in this league you need to be competitive. Competition is good.

Now one way to compete is to go out there and throw the ball all over the field and play some kind of arena style football -- trying to score some ridiculous 21 or 24 or even 27 points.

Try and do that and you know what? You might throw an interception. Then what?...now your Defense has to go out there and try to top the other team from scoring.
AND If they Do score then you're likely behind. ANd then...you have to throw the football all over the field to try and catch up. Then what? Thats right -- you might throw and interception and the whole ding-dang thing starts all over again, and that's no way to win a football game.

No No No, guys. It's about field position and clock control.

Mr. Laz
08-20-2008, 11:03 AM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/CHAMP.gif


ROFLROFL

Reerun_KC
08-20-2008, 11:08 AM
Now Now Now let's not get this thing all twisted....

Last time I checked, Kansas City Chiefs are a football team in this league. And to compete in this league you need to be competitive. Competition is good.

Now one way to compete is to go out there and throw the ball all over the field and play some kind of arena style football -- trying to score some ridiculous 21 or 24 or even 27 points.

Try and do that and you know what? You might throw an interception. Then what?...now your Defense has to go out there and try to top the other team from scoring.
AND If they Do score then you're likely behind. ANd then...you have to throw the football all over the field to try and catch up. Then what? Thats right -- you might throw and interception and the whole ding-dang thing starts all over again, and that's no way to win a football game.

No No No, guys. It's about field position and clock control.
:cuss:
Exactly! That is why they play for championships and we play for moral victories..

Dylan
08-20-2008, 12:51 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/CHAMP.gif

ROFLROFL what a funny thread -- i can't stop laughing!!! ROFLROFL

JASONSAUTO
08-24-2008, 05:31 PM
so i had a couple hour drive home and was thinking about last nights game....
i figured out what was going on
its all part of herms master plan to sneak up on the pats.
if they watch last nights game they MIGHT not even show up. you know think they can win on rep alone

unlurking
08-24-2008, 06:01 PM
Wow, thanks for bumping your own douchebaggery!

I had never seen blueballs in smackdown mode!!!

ROFL

Nothing like seen a joke fly right over someone's head and watch the ensuing storm as they fly off the handle!

JASONSAUTO
08-24-2008, 06:04 PM
my own douchbaggery huh?
all i said was anything can happen dumbass

JASONSAUTO
08-24-2008, 06:06 PM
i was obviously trying to joke shithead

unlurking
08-24-2008, 06:10 PM
Ahhh, I didn't realize you were TRYING to be the punchline. Excellent job mate!

;)

JASONSAUTO
08-24-2008, 06:12 PM
stfu asshole just trying to smooth things over

unlurking
08-24-2008, 06:16 PM
OK, SORRY. I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW. DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU.

JASONSAUTO
08-24-2008, 06:18 PM
not upset just think its stupid to keep on and on andon about shit i've obviously tried to fit in and joke around and then assholes want to flap lips

unlurking
08-24-2008, 06:32 PM
Wouldn't know jack shit about what you've tried to do. You think people have nothing better to do than watch you?! :rolleyes:

I read THIS thread after you bumped it, and the only thing I see you trying to do is act like an idiot.

blueballs made a pretty humorous comment about your posting in all caps, and you go completely bat shit. I don't see anywhere in this thread where you have apologized to him, or any mention that you understand you went overboard.

This has nothing to do with your retarded analysis of how we can beat the pats. Might as well throw in that maybe the hot dog vendor will be sick and that will somehow be a good thing for us as well. I'll be sure to tell my boss when I **** up that it really wasn't my fault, cuz you know, any given Sunday is a fact you know?

JASONSAUTO
08-24-2008, 06:36 PM
hey man no one is watching YOU either and im surely not gonna apologize to him or anyone else. there was a reason i was posting in all caps thats why i was a big deal so you can **** off asshole. was kidding about the post i came back with hows that acting like an idiot? the only person acting like an idiot is YOU.

unlurking
08-24-2008, 06:39 PM
Oh sure, post after I have logged off! What a coward you are!!

:p

Amnorix
08-24-2008, 06:43 PM
Pats look god-awful in preseason. Let's hope Brady comes back, cuz we have 3 sucky backups, it's now apparent. Ugh.

JASONSAUTO
08-24-2008, 08:08 PM
Oh sure, post after I have logged off! What a coward you are!!

:p

LOOK the guy didnt ask me to turn down the dbs he called me shannon sharpe, SHANNON MUTHA****** SHARPE. i HATE SHANNON SHARPE

KCrockaholic
08-24-2008, 09:37 PM
Pats look god-awful in preseason. Let's hope Brady comes back, cuz we have 3 sucky backups, it's now apparent. Ugh.

like I kind of said to begin the thread. The only chance KC has of winning is if Brady misses the game with his injury, or if it somehow hinders his performance drastically. Matt Cassel has shown me, he is not ready to be a productive QB yet. so KC needs to pray that Cassel is the starter week 1.... if not...end of discussion.

unlurking
08-25-2008, 05:22 AM
LOOK the guy didnt ask me to turn down the dbs he called me shannon sharpe, SHANNON MUTHA****** SHARPE. i HATE SHANNON SHARPE
Oh no!!!!

Da bad man on da intarweb called me Thannon Tharpe mommy!!!

It was a f*cking joke you cry-baby.

JASONSAUTO
08-25-2008, 08:03 AM
NOT A JOKE TO ME
its easy to hide on the internet and talk shit asshole.

Kerberos
08-25-2008, 08:07 AM
NOT A JOKE TO ME
its easy to hide on the internet and talk shit asshole.


:hmmm:

Spoken like a true prodigy!..... Or student of the GAME maybe?

DT58HOF
08-25-2008, 09:03 AM
KC 20' NE 17
print that!!

King_Chief_Fan
08-25-2008, 09:23 AM
we will sneak up on them....they won't even know that KC is there:shake:

Nzoner
08-25-2008, 12:24 PM
Maybe Brodie reads CP...

BRODIE CROYLE, quarterback

“Just go out there and play smart. Don’t turn the ball over, don’t take sacks. Play good defense, run the ball, and we’ll be right there. Obviously, a lot of people aren’t giving us much of a shot. But that’s not always a bad place to start. You can kind of sneak up on people that way.”

MOhillbilly
08-25-2008, 12:42 PM
NOT A JOKE TO ME
its easy to hide on the internet and talk shit asshole.

i live in spfld 65803.

you will never win at the game youre playing on this BB.

Sure-Oz
08-25-2008, 12:46 PM
Pats look god-awful in preseason. Let's hope Brady comes back, cuz we have 3 sucky backups, it's now apparent. Ugh.

He better have another great year, i used my 7th overall pick for him.

Lets hope he has 2 tds vs us and somehow by miracle we pull one out...im counting on losing by 17

Bowser
08-25-2008, 12:48 PM
He better have another great year, i used my 7th overall pick for him.



On a QB, in the first? :spock: