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DJJasonp
08-19-2008, 11:35 PM
Any words of wisdom? (beyond the obvious "DON'T DO IT!!!! and obligatory "antifreeze" responses????)

:)

blueballs
08-19-2008, 11:37 PM
if you die before her
she will live for decades
if she goes first you got 18 months tops

Logical
08-19-2008, 11:38 PM
Good luck DJ. Happy nuptials.

Pneuma
08-19-2008, 11:38 PM
Good luck.

DJJasonp
08-19-2008, 11:39 PM
if you die before her
she will live for decades
if she goes first you got 18 months tops

If the latter....I'm going straight for the velour jogging suit...unzipped real low...exposing a tanned chest and white chest hair...gold necklaces....porsche sunglasses....

Oh yes....

MGRS13
08-19-2008, 11:40 PM
Put your anniversary date on something in the house so you'll never forget it. My dad taught me that one, he makes a lot of things now that he's retired, woodworking, and put our date on the back of some shelves he made us right after I got hitched. Its come in handy.

FAX
08-19-2008, 11:51 PM
Congratulations, Mr. DJJasonp. This is a wonderful moment. Enjoy it to the fullest for time passes quickly.

On the other hand, it's not too late to change your mind.

FAX

Smed1065
08-19-2008, 11:52 PM
Suck up till U get tired.

Phobia
08-19-2008, 11:54 PM
That means there is still time.

The Pedestrian
08-19-2008, 11:54 PM
Put your anniversary date on something in the house so you'll never forget it. My dad taught me that one, he makes a lot of things now that he's retired, woodworking, and put our date on the back of some shelves he made us right after I got hitched. Its come in handy.

Using the day after another important personal day works pretty well, too. Just make sure it's not your/her/immediate-family's birthday.

JuicesFlowing
08-20-2008, 03:11 AM
Enjoy the honeymoon-everything-is-wonderful stage. Eventually, you'll go through pointless arguments, etc. But enjoy the beginnings, and congratulations and good luck ...

DaneMcCloud
08-20-2008, 03:20 AM
Any chance you can delay the wedding, say to the first day of spring?


Spring! Everything's blooming. Rejuvenation, rebirth.


All that crap!

Guru
08-20-2008, 04:47 AM
My condolences DJJ.

J/K

Congrats.

J/K

No really....

Congrats.:D

petegz28
08-20-2008, 05:54 AM
Just remember there is always more the marriage than sex. Gratz.

HypnotizedMonkey
08-20-2008, 07:02 AM
IF you have a baby... don't shake it.

Phobia
08-20-2008, 07:45 AM
Using the day after another important personal day works pretty well, too. Just make sure it's not your/her/immediate-family's birthday.

I just wanted to say that it's great we have all of your life experience on this website. What would we do without all that wisdom?

Chief Chief
08-20-2008, 07:54 AM
I'm available anytime next week to meet with her and provide verification for you that she's a virgin.

Nightfyre
08-20-2008, 07:56 AM
I'm available anytime next week to meet with her and provide verification for you that she was a virgin.

fyp.

Congrats, I think.

The Pedestrian
08-20-2008, 08:07 AM
I just wanted to say that it's great we have all of your life experience on this website. What would we do without all that wisdom?

I told ya that week in Vegas would come in handy. ;)

Hog Farmer
08-20-2008, 08:09 AM
I would like to give you a pig for a wedding gift but you'll have your own in about 2 years!

Reerun_KC
08-20-2008, 08:11 AM
Dude, good luck... Your need it...

thebrad84
08-20-2008, 09:20 AM
I just took the plunge myself one week ago last saturday. Your wedding day goes by incredibly fast, which for me was nice because I'm not a fan of being the center of attention (a small part of it anyways). Just hang on for the ride and do everything that your bride, photographer and the videographer tells you and it will be fine. Those three will be telling you everything you need to do throughout the entire day. Get ready to have a sore face the day after...with the 10,000+ pictures, that's a lot of smiling.

DeezNutz
08-20-2008, 09:33 AM
Your window for receiving blowjobs is now at 8 days. Congrats.

blueballs
08-20-2008, 09:46 AM
Glorify the word -cocksucker
Why that's a beautiful cocksucker
never -EVER -That low life cocksucker

gblowfish
08-20-2008, 09:53 AM
Memorize this phrase:

"Yes dear, you're right, I'm sorry."

You'll use it a lot.

Rooster
08-20-2008, 09:55 AM
You still have 9 days to ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!! :D

kregger
08-20-2008, 10:07 AM
Congrats DJJ. If you're planning on kids, wait 4-5 years. Enjoy each others company for a while. Go to Hawaii at least once.

Simply Red
08-20-2008, 11:37 AM
Good luck.

you'll need it. ;)

HC_Chief
08-20-2008, 11:43 AM
Kiss your sex life goodbye.

StcChief
08-20-2008, 01:00 PM
:)I would like to give you a pig for a wedding gift but you'll have your own in about 2 years!
LMAO wow. and don't forget to get that one last BJ.

Joie
08-20-2008, 03:11 PM
Congrats. Aces and I got hitched on August 8. The day will go by faster than you ever imagined. Enjoy it as much as you can, and don't worry about the small stuff.

Over-Head
08-20-2008, 03:14 PM
Any words of wisdom? (beyond the obvious "DON'T DO IT!!!! and obligatory "antifreeze" responses????)

:)
Enjoy the day.
You'll hate divorce court







Back to the "lurk Cave"

Simply Red
08-20-2008, 03:19 PM
Enjoy the day.
You'll hate divorce court

Sadly, stats aren't in his favor. Actually that is very sad.

go bowe
08-20-2008, 03:28 PM
Enjoy the day.
You'll hate divorce courthot diggity doobie dipfting dogobones!

welcome back, man...

i see you're still alive, which is generally a good thing...

how's the family?

hope all is well with you and yours...

Mr. Arrowhead
08-20-2008, 03:29 PM
DONT DO IT!!!
But seriously congrats, you'll learn its a pain in the ass sometimes

DJJasonp
08-20-2008, 03:30 PM
This has all been good advice. especially the BJ advice....I think I may have to get that (the frequency thereof) into the pre-nup! :)

Beerfund
08-20-2008, 03:46 PM
Pre-nup is the way to go. I wanted to get one when i got married, but then i realized i was a broke ass firefighter.

Stinger
08-20-2008, 03:48 PM
Kiss your receiving oral sex life goodbye.

FYP

tooge
08-20-2008, 03:56 PM
Congrats to you and your wife (assuming it is a female of course, if not I can't help ya). If I could sum up all of the advice it would probably boil down to "pick your battles" or dont sweat the small stuff, its all small stuff (unless she is nailing your best friend or something). Congrats again

Buehler445
08-20-2008, 04:16 PM
Congrats DJJ. I got married on 7/26. It all went really well. My advice is don't worry about all the crap that will go wrong during the wedding. My told me as we were cutting the cake that she completely spaced finding cake servers. We asked my aunts on the way to the head table and nobody noticed.

Congrats. Make each other happy!

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Sure-Oz
08-20-2008, 04:22 PM
Congrats, you have one pussy for the rest of your life!

Seriously, enjoy the moment!

Joie
08-20-2008, 04:34 PM
Congrats DJJ. I got married on 7/26. It all went really well. My advice is don't worry about all the crap that will go wrong during the wedding. My told me as we were cutting the cake that she completely spaced finding cake servers. We asked my aunts on the way to the head table and nobody noticed.

Congrats. Make each other happy!

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The only reason we had cake servers is that our DJ (a friend of mine) reminded me a week before the wedding. I sent a quick email to my sister...problem solved.

milkman
08-20-2008, 05:54 PM
I just took the plunge myself one week ago last saturday. Your wedding day goes by incredibly fast, which for me was nice because I'm not a fan of being the center of attention (a small part of it anyways). Just hang on for the ride and do everything that your bride, photographer and the videographer tells you and it will be fine. Those three will be telling you everything you need to do throughout the entire day. Get ready to have a sore face the day after...with the 10,000+ pictures, that's a lot of smiling.

And don't worry.

After the photographer and vidiographer are long gone, you'll still have the bride around to tell you what to do..............





















.............for the rest of your life.

Dave Lane
08-20-2008, 05:58 PM
Game over dude... just don't!!

Hog Farmer
05-03-2009, 02:50 PM
Well ,how has it turned out ??

Ari Chi3fs
05-03-2009, 02:53 PM
I wonder if a marriage has had its... "Im getting married" thread... and then also have the "Im getting divorced" thread. Any marriage bookend threads yet?

Chieftain58
05-03-2009, 03:06 PM
Alimony/Child Support

Thig Lyfe
05-03-2009, 03:19 PM
Gay.

kysirsoze
05-03-2009, 03:22 PM
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6374/bigmistakeweddingcakets.jpg.

Fritz88
05-03-2009, 03:26 PM
9 days and say goodbye to freedom.

Raised On Riots
05-03-2009, 03:29 PM
Good luck and good fucks.

Pioli Zombie
05-03-2009, 04:53 PM
First 5 years: Mad About You
Years 5-15: Everybody Loves
Raymond
Year 15 : First 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan
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DJJasonp
05-03-2009, 05:21 PM
To put a sports spin on this....and to avoid any jinxes....

Never talk to a pitcher while he's in the middle of a no-hitter....

:)

KCChiefsMan
05-03-2009, 05:22 PM
flip a coin

bevischief
05-03-2009, 06:35 PM
The reason we build bars, marriage.

Good luck.

Kyle DeLexus
05-03-2009, 06:39 PM
This might have been mentioned didn't really read the responses, but Prenup.

58-4ever
05-03-2009, 06:40 PM
Try to bang 8 girls in the next 8 days.

bevischief
05-03-2009, 07:18 PM
There is lots of free porn on internet...

JOhn
05-03-2009, 07:23 PM
I wonder if a marriage has had its... "Im getting married" thread... and then also have the "Im getting divorced" thread. Any marriage bookend threads yet?

Well I got married when before we started CP, and was posting on the Star BB, and got divorced on this one in 2007. :shrug:

Thig Lyfe
05-03-2009, 07:44 PM
A lot of people seem to be missing the fact that this was originally posted back in August...

Noss
05-03-2009, 08:43 PM
Any words of wisdom? (beyond the obvious "DON'T DO IT!!!! and obligatory "antifreeze" responses????)

:)

You poor bastard. Find a bar named 'Hell' so you can go their when your wife tells you to go to hell. :cuss:

Jayhawkerman2001
05-03-2009, 08:44 PM
um... my only advice is to let her have her way most of the time because thats what most women love. they love control!! and in actuality, most of the time, they are right...

Jayhawkerman2001
05-03-2009, 08:46 PM
There is lots of free porn on internet...

this. Just don't let er know about it, lol

Jenson71
05-03-2009, 09:38 PM
To put a sports spin on this....and to avoid any jinxes....

Never talk to a pitcher while he's in the middle of a no-hitter....

:)

Good to hear.

Congratulations, btw.