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Nzoner
08-21-2008, 02:03 PM
well not so much as doc is a fresh out of school female and a fairly attractive one at that.Now don't get me wrong I have no problem with females in the profession it's just that I'm about due for a major check-up and any guy in my age range knows what that means :eek: :redface:

Demonpenz
08-21-2008, 02:06 PM
2 fingers... or three....better make it three

Nzoner
08-21-2008, 02:16 PM
2 fingers... or three....better make it three

There's only 2 things in my life that get the 2-3 finger treatment and I'm addicted to both :D


and neither one is happening in the doc's office

Stinger
08-21-2008, 02:16 PM
I'm about due for a major check-up and any guy in my age range knows what that means :eek: :redface:

See if she will do a self tutorial or ask her how much for a happy ending ... I am sure your insurance will cover the cost. ;)

siberian khatru
08-21-2008, 02:17 PM
"You SURE you don't want to check my balls? I think they feel kinda funny. Better get down on your knees and have a good look, just to make sure ..."

acesn8s
08-21-2008, 02:31 PM
She should have smaller fingers.

DaKCMan AP
08-21-2008, 02:33 PM
pics (of the doc)?

seclark
08-21-2008, 02:39 PM
She should have smaller fingers.

that's not good...smaller fingers mean she has to push harder to find what she's feeling for. i had a sweet little nurse check my cookies one time and it felt like she had to back up about 6 feet, take a running start and jam the old index right into the bulls-eye. pretty unpleasant.
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sedated
08-21-2008, 02:41 PM
that's not good...smaller fingers mean she has to push harder to find what she's feeling for.

I'm sure one day, I will be just as much of an expert on fingers up my ass

seclark
08-21-2008, 02:43 PM
I'm sure one day, I will be just as much of an expert on fingers up my ass

until then, just be happy w/your hampsters.
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BigRedChief
08-21-2008, 02:44 PM
In my 9 years of experience working with doctors I can tell you as a general rule that the good looking women doctors actually know what they are doing. Good looking and mediocre probably gets weeded out early in the process.

StcChief
08-21-2008, 02:44 PM
well not so much as doc is a fresh out of school female and a fairly attractive one at that.Now don't get me wrong I have no problem with females in the profession it's just that I'm about due for a major check-up and any guy in my age range knows what that means :eek: :redface:
yeah PSA coming up.... had blood work already. A Freakin' Dothead specialist

Iowanian
08-21-2008, 02:46 PM
At least you're pretty sure its her thumb...and you don't have to worry about giant, rhumatoid swollen knuckles the size of midget fists.

StcChief
08-21-2008, 02:54 PM
At least you're pretty sure its her thumb...and you don't have to worry about giant, rhumatoid swollen knuckles the size of midget fists. thanks I've put this off for year.
Maybe Dothead is small man....

FAX
08-21-2008, 03:53 PM
ROFL

When I was in the hospital a couple of months ago, I was told by one of the nurses that I was to expect a visit from a surgeon who would discuss my case with me, Mr. Nzoner.

I was, of course, expecting some cranky-ass, old cutter with hornrimmed glasses and bad shoes. Anyway, I'm lying in the hospital bed passing the time with demerol injections when into my room walks this stunning, sexy blonde with beautiful blue eyes, a fabulous figure, and a smile designed to melt the hearts of men who introduces herself as my surgeon. My first words were, "I died, didn't I?"

FAX

Rausch
08-21-2008, 03:56 PM
At least you're pretty sure its her thumb...and you don't have to worry about giant, rhumatoid swollen knuckles the size of midget fists.

Yeah, I had Dr. Gorillahands once.

ONCE.

Odds of what Rausch will die from:

1) Liver jumps out my throat and runs down the street screaming obscenitites.

2)Prostate cancer.

3) Ass cancer.

I'll never see #2 or #3 coming...

Iowanian
08-21-2008, 04:05 PM
Uh Brad.

Only a friend would tell you this.....

If both of his hands were on your shoulders....that was more likely his "Gorilla Gland"(and Io wanian now has a new name in his penis name arsenal) causing your discomfort.

bogey
08-21-2008, 04:08 PM
My Dr is a young gay man, he takes his time and seems to be very thorough.

Iowanian
08-21-2008, 04:09 PM
bogey....again.

No real, practicing doctor holds appointments in a bathhouse sauna. You're getting hosed. er....something.

bogey
08-21-2008, 04:23 PM
bogey....again.

No real, practicing doctor holds appointments in a bathhouse sauna. You're getting hosed. er....something.

He said it was more sanitary there. He told me to close my eyes and relax. It didn't hurt a bit. He's a very good Dr.

Braincase
08-21-2008, 05:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ93JG4xiwQ&feature=related

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chasedude
08-21-2008, 05:15 PM
I keep thinking of Tool's Stinkfist when I read through this thread.

"Finger deep within the borderline...."

Nzoner
08-22-2008, 09:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ93JG4xiwQ&feature=related

Embedding disabled, sorry.


ROFL

I actually had forgotten that scene,now it's all I'll think about when I pay a visit to my new doc.

rockymtnchief
08-22-2008, 10:22 AM
At least you're pretty sure its her thumb...and you don't have to worry about giant, rhumatoid swollen knuckles the size of midget fists.

And you don't have to worry if the doc remembered to take her Super Bowl ring off first!