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Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:38 PM
Please provide a quote or thing you remember a poster saying in the past both old school and/or new school. Our job? Our job is to guess which one it is.

If this thread falls flat on it's face, I'm fine w/ that...

Should be fun though

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:39 PM
Please define "old school" and "new school."

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:39 PM
`If your going to tongue my ass evertime I come around, as least wait until I have a fart saved up for you.`

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:39 PM
`If your going to tongue my ass evertime I come around, as least wait until I have a fart saved up for you.`

Errr, new?

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:40 PM
Please define "old school" and "new school."

Good question,

Posters w/ a join date at or before 2003 are probably old school.

Posters w/ a join date after 2003 are probably new school.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:41 PM
Errr, new?

no.

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:42 PM
Good question,

Posters w/ a join date at or before 2003 are probably old school.

Posters w/ a join date after 2003 are probably new school.

So, the poster would be the school, not the quote of said poster?

Phobia
08-21-2008, 07:42 PM
`If your going to tongue my ass evertime I come around, as least wait until I have a fart saved up for you.`

ENDelt.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:45 PM
So, the poster would be the school, not the quote of said poster?

no, no,

What I'd like to see happen is that the person posing the question offer a quote that may allow us to opportunity to share some collective CP memories...

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:45 PM
no, no,

What I'd like to see happen is that the person posing the question offer a quote that may allow us to opportunity to share some collective CP memories...

"I have to go swim now."

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:46 PM
however the others job is to try to guess or remember the quote at hand.

kstater
08-21-2008, 07:46 PM
"no, no"

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 07:46 PM
`If your going to tongue my ass evertime I come around, as least wait until I have a fart saved up for you.`



Comochief ?

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:46 PM
"I have to go swim now."

Clint in Wichita?

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:46 PM
however the others job is to try to guess or remember the quote at hand.

So, what does old school or new school have to do with it?

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 07:47 PM
"I have to go swim now."



Dane McCloud?

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:47 PM
"no, no"

Brad Pitt?

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:47 PM
"Hello - commatard on the loose.,"

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:48 PM
So, what does old school or new school have to do with it?

never mind. I could have taught you how to play poker three times by now. I guess I'm a poor communicator, no?

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:48 PM
never mind. I could have taught you how to play poker three times by now. I guess I'm a poor communicator, no?

Haven't I won more of our games than you have?

kstater
08-21-2008, 07:49 PM
Brad Pitt?

I don't think this poster looks anything like Brad Pitt.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:49 PM
Haven't I won more of our games than you have?

It's GOOD!!!

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:51 PM
`BEEN STANDIN ROUND HERE SUCKIN ON MY BIG OL` CHILI DOG.`

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:51 PM
It's GOOD!!!

I didn't ask if it was good. I asked if that was correct or not.

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 07:51 PM
"Hello - commatard on the loose.,"



chiefs4me

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:52 PM
"He's another n00b with an attitude, i had to torch him yesterday."

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:52 PM
chiefs4me

I miss her wit. I really do.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:52 PM
chiefs4me

ROFLROFLROFL

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:53 PM
"that may be your only post I ever thought was funny, you just retire now."

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 07:54 PM
I miss her wit. I really do.



she was a gem, you two had some awesome back and forth going's on.

Lots of laughs.

Coach
08-21-2008, 07:54 PM
"He's another n00b with an attitude, i had to torch him yesterday."

SkipTowne

Rain Man
08-21-2008, 07:56 PM
Okay, okay, I have one.

"If this thread falls flat on it's face, I'm fine w/ that..."

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:56 PM
"DIE IN A FIRE!"

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:56 PM
DO NOT SAY (OR QUOTE) ITS NAME A THIRD TIME OR IT SHALL RETURN!

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:56 PM
SkipTowne

absolutely. Kudos.

Donger
08-21-2008, 07:56 PM
Okay, okay, I have one.

"If this thread falls flat on it's face, I'm fine w/ that..."

FAX?

blueballs
08-21-2008, 07:57 PM
repost

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:57 PM
Okay, okay, I have one.

"If this thread falls flat on it's face, I'm fine w/ that..."

Brad Pitt?

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:58 PM
repost

don't care.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:58 PM
"I said the Atlanta Braves can kiss my hairy ass!"

Rain Man
08-21-2008, 07:58 PM
FAX?

Yeah, I think so.

blueballs
08-21-2008, 07:59 PM
print 'em

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 07:59 PM
FAX?

Wrong, Bowser.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:00 PM
print 'em

repost

blueballs
08-21-2008, 08:01 PM
dammit carl

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:01 PM
Here is part of a conversation from mystery planet member, you should be able to figure out who it is i think

"It was brown when I first got it in the late 80s. I painted it red with a mild 440. Buddy bought it and then called me back six years later and sold it to me pretty cheap. I then put an alcohol injected roller motor in it, fiberglass fenders, hood and bumpers."

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:02 PM
dammit carl



Just about everyone on here has said that. lol

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:03 PM
Here is part of a conversation from mystery planet member, you should be able to figure out who it is i think

"It was brown when I first got it in the late 80s. I painted it red with a mild 440. Buddy bought it and then called me back six years later and sold it to me pretty cheap. I then put an alcohol injected roller motor in it, fiberglass fenders, hood and bumpers."

Hemi?

Ari Chi3fs
08-21-2008, 08:03 PM
Big gulp of cock....

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:05 PM
"Dude, my iron-skillet is my most used kitchen item right now" It's awesome, nothings better for deep-frying."

rad
08-21-2008, 08:07 PM
"WRONG.

The guy NEEDS to make the THROWS without TELEGRAPHING to the DEFENSE where he wants to go. Otherwise we might as WELL bring Jeff GEORGE in for a LOOK."

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:07 PM
Hemi?



That it is my man!

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:09 PM
Big gulp of cock....



That's easy...Demonpenz.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:11 PM
"WRONG.

The guy NEEDS to make the THROWS without TELEGRAPHING to the DEFENSE where he wants to go. Otherwise we might as WELL bring Jeff GEORGE in for a LOOK."

Hootie?

rad
08-21-2008, 08:12 PM
Hootie?

No.

Older-school.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:12 PM
"I don't get it."

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:13 PM
Ok, guess this mystery poster:

Who????

Thas right..............me.

Been on the road trucking for the last 3 months. Trucking sucks and posting here is more fun. Gonna get shiity drunk tonight and catch up on the planet.

Fax I caught your gum episode, never laughed so f*cking hard at a post. I saw a reply by the old bastard Skip...... Dude your still alive? LOL

Another clue: one person said this to him about his avatar.
Yours is awesome. ????? has a pretty good one too. That blond is cute in a I'd like to violate every orifice kind of way.

luv
08-21-2008, 08:13 PM
"Dude, my iron-skillet is my most used kitchen item right now" It's awesome, nothings better for deep-frying."

FMB

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:13 PM
No.

Older-school.

jspchief?

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:14 PM
FMB

yep, yep. gj.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:18 PM
"There will be another jewel in your crown in heaven for remembering everyone's birthdays."

rad
08-21-2008, 08:18 PM
jspchief?

Nope.

Older-school

Thig Lyfe
08-21-2008, 08:20 PM
" I just had a beautiful mexican woman running her fingers through my hair
She looked like Penelope Cruz.

Afterwards, I paid her."

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:22 PM
Nope.

Older-school

htismaqe

luv
08-21-2008, 08:22 PM
" I just had a beautiful mexican woman running her fingers through my hair
She looked like Penelope Cruz.

Afterwards, I paid her."

GoChiefs

rad
08-21-2008, 08:22 PM
htismaqe

Yep!

Reaper16
08-21-2008, 08:23 PM
"DIE IN A FIRE!"
The hint screams "me."

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:24 PM
DUDE, I DON'T CARE THIS IS JUST A MESSAGE BOARD, IT AMAZES ME HOW MANY OF YOU GET OFFENDED OVER STUPID SHIT! COME HERE, I'LL KISS YOU! DUMBASSES!!

luv
08-21-2008, 08:25 PM
DUDE, I DON'T CARE THIS IS JUST A MESSAGE BOARD, IT AMAZES ME HOW MANY OF YOU GET OFFENDED OVER STUPID SHIT! COME HERE, I'LL KISS YOU! DUMBASSES!!

Hootie

bogey
08-21-2008, 08:25 PM
"Does anybody know anything about uploading pictures?"

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:25 PM
The hint screams "me."

Nope, I only have good things to say about you. No, not you.

rad
08-21-2008, 08:25 PM
DUDE, I DON'T CARE THIS IS JUST A MESSAGE BOARD, IT AMAZES ME HOW MANY OF YOU GET OFFENDED OVER STUPID SHIT! COME HERE, I'LL KISS YOU! DUMBASSES!!

Hootie

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:26 PM
Hootie

yep, you're good.

rad
08-21-2008, 08:26 PM
Hootie

Dangit luv.

luv
08-21-2008, 08:27 PM
yep, you're good.

I pay attention.

luv
08-21-2008, 08:27 PM
Dangit luv.

:)

rad
08-21-2008, 08:30 PM
"Alright, I'll see you turds later. Gotta go jack off a couple boars."

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:31 PM
"It's a public board dude...

It's like everybody is sitting at Starbucks, you run in and piss on the table while slapping the coffee out of everybody's hands "in good fun," and then running off accidentally dropping a business card...

I guess you've learned a lesson here... If you're going to be a jackass, you'd better not do it while using the company's computer...

or, more appropriately...

If you're going to be a jackass, know where the line is, and don't cross it... because the further you cross, the deeper the line on your side will get crossed"

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:33 PM
"Alright, I'll see you turds later. Gotta go jack off a couple boars."


Hog farmer or Mo'Hillibilly

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:35 PM
"Does anybody know anything about uploading pictures?"

Simply Red

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:35 PM
Not necessarily, it amazes me how all of you homers think the most over used running back ever, will 1. recover from injury and 2. have a great year. Seriously, take off your homer mask. We'll be lucky to win 3 games.

luv
08-21-2008, 08:36 PM
Not necessarily, it amazes me how all of you homers think the most over used running back ever, will 1. recover from injury and 2. have a great year. Seriously, take of your homer mask. We'll be lucky to win 3 games.

Mecca

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:37 PM
Mecca

rep

Ari Chi3fs
08-21-2008, 08:37 PM
"OMG I JUST MET A NINER!!!!1"

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:38 PM
"OMG I JUST MET A NINER!!!!1"

Brad Pitt?

Phobia
08-21-2008, 08:41 PM
"It's a public board dude...

It's like everybody is sitting at Starbucks, you run in and piss on the table while slapping the coffee out of everybody's hands "in good fun," and then running off accidentally dropping a business card...

I guess you've learned a lesson here... If you're going to be a jackass, you'd better not do it while using the company's computer...

or, more appropriately...

If you're going to be a jackass, know where the line is, and don't cross it... because the further you cross, the deeper the line on your side will get crossed"
That one is Iowanian.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:46 PM
tj

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:46 PM
Heres one, shouldn't be to difficult:

....is a lying, cheating asshole. And I'm not the one he cheated on, but the one he cheated with. Gotta love being played for a fool.

A clue giving is its in the Hall of classics.

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:47 PM
"OMG I JUST MET A NINER!!!!1"

Simply Red.

luv
08-21-2008, 08:48 PM
Heres one, shouldn't be to difficult:

....is a lying, cheating asshole. And I'm not the one he cheated on, but the one he cheated with. Gotta love being played for a fool.

A clue giving is its in the Hall of classics.
I'll let someone else get this one.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:49 PM
luv

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:53 PM
luv



That is correct.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:54 PM
"Dude, if you'd get out of your mom's basement, clean up nice and actually meet people in person, you'd at lease find something, but staying up chatting on the internet joking that you like men will never help your cause."

rad
08-21-2008, 08:56 PM
Hog farmer or Mo'Hillibilly
Hogfarmer, yes

rad
08-21-2008, 08:57 PM
"Hey! I like scat!"

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:57 PM
This should be fairly easy:

I got a letter from my landlord today informing me that if I did not pick up the poop today that I would be forced to move my dog out. Well **** that I thought to myself. I considered various forms of retribution, but in the end figured what the hell and picked all the shit up. I now have a 30 gallon trash bag filled with at least 25 pounds of dog poop in it (6 weeks of poop for a 60 pound dog is a lot of shit).

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 08:58 PM
This should be fairly easy:

I got a letter from my landlord today informing me that if I did not pick up the poop today that I would be forced to move my dog out. Well **** that I thought to myself. I considered various forms of retribution, but in the end figured what the hell and picked all the shit up. I now have a 30 gallon trash bag filled with at least 25 pounds of dog poop in it (6 weeks of poop for a 60 pound dog is a lot of shit).

matrix

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 08:59 PM
"Dude, if you'd get out of your mom's basement, clean up nice and actually meet people in person, you'd at lease find something, but staying up chatting on the internet joking that you like men will never help your cause."



This one is tough.

I guess Phobia.

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 09:00 PM
matrix

Good job.
The one and (hopefully) only John Matrix. Also in the Hall of classics.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 09:01 PM
This one is tough.

I guess Phobia.

correct.

Fairplay
08-21-2008, 09:02 PM
I'm out for now. good game. -signed Fairplay

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 09:03 PM
"Why does god hate the Chiefs?"

luv
08-21-2008, 09:03 PM
I'm out for now. good game. -signed Fairplay

Fairplay

luv
08-21-2008, 09:04 PM
"Why does god hate the Chiefs?"

Direckshun

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 09:05 PM
Direckshun

nope, but I understand why you guessed that.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 09:05 PM
The Talking Can.

rad
08-21-2008, 09:05 PM
TG88j88y88?

rad
08-21-2008, 09:06 PM
Oh, right.

luv
08-21-2008, 09:07 PM
nope, but I understand why you guessed that.

You mean I got one wrong? :deevee:

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 09:11 PM
You mean I got one wrong? :deevee:

Yeah, just that one though, The Talking Can said that all the time last yr. in game threads.

rad
08-21-2008, 09:12 PM
"Hey! I like scat!"

Anyone?

luv
08-21-2008, 09:12 PM
Yeah, just that one though, The Talking Can said that all the time last yr. in game threads.

Ah. I usually did the chat room thing instead up refreshing the game threads over and over.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 09:14 PM
Ah. I usually did the chat room thing instead up refreshing the game threads over and over.

yeah, it gets crazy busy.

cdcox
08-21-2008, 09:18 PM
"Don Henley is the most miserable person I ever met in person (and know very well) that ever got so far in life with so little talent."

Bwana
08-21-2008, 09:21 PM
Heh

"Please delete my account...

I don't want to be tempted to return, so I ask for the account to be completely jaked."

luv
08-21-2008, 09:23 PM
Heh

"Please delete my account...

I don't want to be tempted to return, so I ask for the account to be completely jaked."

Taco John

luv
08-21-2008, 09:24 PM
"Don Henley is the most miserable person I ever met in person (and know very well) that ever got so far in life with so little talent."

Dane

rad
08-21-2008, 09:27 PM
Heh

"Please delete my account...

I don't want to be tempted to return, so I ask for the account to be completely jaked."

Vlad

Illogical

Jim?

cdcox
08-21-2008, 09:28 PM
"Bellichick is a genius.

Brady is a god.

I want to bear Tedy Bruschi's children."

rad
08-21-2008, 09:29 PM
"Bellichick is a genius.

Brady is a god.

I want to bear Tedy Bruschi's children."

Amnorix?

Bwana
08-21-2008, 09:30 PM
Taco John

Ding Ding Luv, you get a cookie!

luv
08-21-2008, 09:31 PM
I'm just going to stop playing. I hate putting the rest of you to shame. :p

Iowanian
08-21-2008, 09:32 PM
chester McGlocton impression

"dounuts, I kill a muther****er for a dounut"

PastorMikH
08-21-2008, 09:32 PM
Ding Ding Luv, you get a cookie!



TommyKat?







(Dear Lord, please forgive me)

cdcox
08-21-2008, 09:32 PM
Amnorix?

Yeah, in reality Amnorix is slightly more humble.

Iowanian
08-21-2008, 09:33 PM
Players like Priest Holmes are available for free in free agency every year.

rad
08-21-2008, 09:34 PM
"Hey! I like scat!"

I can't believe nobody took a stab at this yet......

Bwana
08-21-2008, 09:34 PM
TommyKat?









(Dear Lord, please forgive me)

ROFL

rad
08-21-2008, 09:35 PM
Players like Priest Holmes are available for free in free agency every year.

Mecca, the dirty hippie.

Bwana
08-21-2008, 09:35 PM
Players like Priest Holmes are available for free in free agency every year.

Packfan?

Coach
08-21-2008, 09:42 PM
"this mrs skinsbra frum old family foto.


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!!!!!!!"

Iowanian
08-21-2008, 09:49 PM
Packfan?

correct.

He'd also be the first to tell you that Titus and Dartgod are d umbasses. MarkSlim never went to a game in Green Bay either. All Idiot Team members.

HemiEd
08-21-2008, 09:50 PM
Good question,

Posters w/ a join date at or before 2003 are probably old school.

Posters w/ a join date after 2003 are probably new school.

Got me, nothing but new school here. :)

HemiEd
08-21-2008, 09:57 PM
Dane McCloud?C4ME, Donger is obsessed with her.

luv
08-21-2008, 10:07 PM
I can't believe nobody took a stab at this yet......

I would, but I'm not playing.

Phobia
08-21-2008, 10:10 PM
"this mrs skinsbra frum old family foto.


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!!!!!!!"

That's Iranian.

J Diddy
08-21-2008, 10:11 PM
Packfan?
taco john?

HemiEd
08-21-2008, 10:17 PM
Heh

"Please delete my account...

I don't want to be tempted to return, so I ask for the account to be completely jaked."
Taco?

Thig Lyfe
08-21-2008, 10:23 PM
" I just had a beautiful mexican woman running her fingers through my hair
She looked like Penelope Cruz.

Afterwards, I paid her."

Yep.

And then in response to that post:

"Once again, they're taking the jobs no American wants."

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 11:22 PM
ENDelt.

no, Iowanian.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 11:32 PM
"Again, no one has ever shown any proof that I lost a bet."

Count Alex's Wins
08-21-2008, 11:33 PM
Me.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-21-2008, 11:39 PM
Another clue: one person said this to him about his avatar.
Yours is awesome. ????? has a pretty good one too. That blond is cute in a I'd like to violate every orifice kind of way.

That sounds like yours truly. I don't remember who I was talking too though. Here's the pic though.

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 11:40 PM
Me.

TADOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 11:52 PM
Every single year someone complains. Just watch, some PETA hump will eventually get on you guys for all that damn BBQ you put away.



Change the name to the KC Hxxxxxxx's in my honor, my people won't complain....

Mr. Flopnuts
08-21-2008, 11:52 PM
Big Daddy

Simply Red
08-21-2008, 11:54 PM
no.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 12:03 AM
"I don't get it."

Fairplay
08-22-2008, 02:34 AM
That sounds like yours truly. I don't remember who I was talking too though. Here's the pic though.

That was you flopnuts, but the mystery person to figure out was scorp.

ClevelandBronco
08-22-2008, 02:55 AM
Yep.

And then in response to that post:

"Once again, they're taking the jobs no American wants."

One of the best response lines I've ever read. I can't remember who posted it. I do remember delivering rep.

DaneMcCloud
08-22-2008, 03:04 AM
"Dane McCloud is an arrogant, asshole with a big house and a small penis. He's also probably ghey"


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= Chiefsplanet

Saggysack
08-22-2008, 03:43 AM
"I'm dead serious, next thing I'm buying for the comp is a fish tank, aerator, and mineral oil"

Saggysack
08-22-2008, 03:55 AM
"It's Always Sunny in Olatha, Kansas"

Saggysack
08-22-2008, 04:07 AM
Antifreeze.

Or ambush him with a transvestite prostitute.

Bob Dole
08-22-2008, 06:14 AM
FOOOO CHIT!!1!

unlurking
08-22-2008, 07:45 AM
"Dane McCloud is an arrogant, asshole with a big house and a small penis. He's also probably ghey"

Everyone? ;)

unlurking
08-22-2008, 07:45 AM
FOOOO CHIT!!1!

The feet sticking up from behind the washer/dryer?

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 07:57 AM
"I don't get it."

Donger

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 08:30 AM
FOOOO CHIT!!1!

UP?

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 08:31 AM
Donger

YEP!

Fairplay
08-22-2008, 09:19 AM
Here is an easy one. Skill level a 2. But we want to keep this thread moving.

Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a f#cking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 09:21 AM
Here is an easy one. Skill level a 2. But we want to keep this thread moving.

Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a f#cking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor.

I remember that but can't place the poster. Nzoner? *shrug*

Nzoner
08-22-2008, 09:27 AM
Here is an easy one. Skill level a 2. But we want to keep this thread moving.

Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a f#cking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor.

Frazod

Frazod
08-22-2008, 09:29 AM
Frazod

Thanks for that, Joe. nlm

Fairplay
08-22-2008, 09:32 AM
Frazod



Yes, and frazod shows up also. Perfect timing.

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 09:34 AM
Here is an easy one. Skill level a 2. But we want to keep this thread moving.

Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a f#cking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor.

That would be Tim aka Frazod!

Nzoner
08-22-2008, 09:35 AM
Thanks for that, Joe. nlm

It's a classic buddy

Nzoner
08-22-2008, 09:36 AM
Here's a recent one that I wish Delt could have seen....



"Hell, I can make a 12 pack last almost 2 weeks."

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 09:36 AM
;):deevee::#:cuss::eek::(:D:):grr::mad::rolleyes::shake:ROFLSTFU:clap:LMAOo:-):hmmm::huh:

OnTheWarpath58
08-22-2008, 09:37 AM
Here's a recent one that I wish Delt could have seen....



"Hell, I can make a 12 pack last almost 2 weeks."

It wasn't me, but it could have been...

:D



EDIT: Nevermind...

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 09:54 AM
Here's a recent one that I wish Delt could have seen....



"Hell, I can make a 12 pack last almost 2 weeks."

DAK KC?

Nzoner
08-22-2008, 09:56 AM
DAK KC?

nope

Baby Lee
08-22-2008, 09:57 AM
;):deevee::#:cuss::eek::(:D:):grr::mad::rolleyes::shake:ROFLSTFU:clap:LMAOo:-):hmmm::huh:

GoBo!!

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:00 AM
;):deevee::#:cuss::eek::(:D:):grr::mad::rolleyes::shake:ROFLSTFU:clap:LMAOo:-):hmmm::huh:

RedRum does that in a lot in pm's.

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 10:12 AM
GoBo!!

Yep! The original.

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 10:13 AM
Here's a recent one that I wish Delt could have seen....



"Hell, I can make a 12 pack last almost 2 weeks."

Phil?

Nzoner
08-22-2008, 10:13 AM
Phil?

Guru

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 10:31 AM
Every single year someone complains. Just watch, some PETA hump will eventually get on you guys for all that damn BBQ you put away.



Change the name to the KC Hxxxxxxx's in my honor, my people won't complain....
This one has got to be Bwana. He's the only one who uses the term "hump" as far as I know.

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 10:32 AM
He'd also be the first to tell you that Titus and Dartgod are d umbasses.
That might be the only thing he was ever right about.

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 10:33 AM
Guru:banghead: Heck, I even remember reading that post, now.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:35 AM
This one has got to be Bwana. He's the only one who uses the term "hump" as far as I know.

no, Hawaiin Boy.

Hog Farmer
08-22-2008, 10:39 AM
I really like to take a Big gulp of cock....


That's got to be Ari Chi3fs

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:40 AM
Thank you, everyone, for your concern & kind attention. I am alive & well [considering my advanced age]. Although I do not post, I occasionally browse the Planet for Chiefs news.

milkman is correct. ChiefsPlanet is not the place for me anymore. I wish that were not the case, because I had some fun times hanging out here. So it goes...

Logical: I do not detest you. Who knew you were so insecure?

Bwana: The Mr. Bubble picture made me laugh out loud.

Vaya con queso, gringos.

xoxo~

Breaking cover.

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 10:46 AM
no, Hawaiin Boy.
Oh, right.

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 10:46 AM
Thank you, everyone, for your concern & kind attention. I am alive & well [considering my advanced age]. Although I do not post, I occasionally browse the Planet for Chiefs news.

milkman is correct. ChiefsPlanet is not the place for me anymore. I wish that were not the case, because I had some fun times hanging out here. So it goes...

Logical: I do not detest you. Who knew you were so insecure?

Bwana: The Mr. Bubble picture made me laugh out loud.

Vaya con queso, gringos.

xoxo~

Breaking cover.
Easy one. The beloved Gaz.

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 10:53 AM
Here's one...


I’m about half drunk, ready to "internet fight", I still thing the Chiefs suck Donky arse, and am about to "go out to the shed to light one up".

seclark
08-22-2008, 10:55 AM
Here's one...


I’m about half drunk, ready to "internet fight", I still thing the Chiefs suck Donky arse, and am about to "go out to the shed to light one up".

overhead?
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Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:55 AM
Here's one...


I’m about half drunk, ready to "internet fight", I still thing the Chiefs suck Donky arse, and am about to "go out to the shed to light one up".

overhead?

seclark
08-22-2008, 10:56 AM
overhead?

echo?
sec

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 10:56 AM
overhead?
sec

overhead?
Yep. I kind of miss him around here.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:58 AM
"I'm sorry I guess nobody has ever grown close to a pet on here, so happens mine was a cat and everybody just unloads, whatever!"

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:58 AM
echo?
sec

:cuss:

seclark
08-22-2008, 11:00 AM
"I'm sorry I guess nobody has ever grown close to a pet on here, so happens mine was a cat and everybody just unloads, whatever!"

was that when meme's old man had her cat put down?
sec

Rausch
08-22-2008, 11:04 AM
" I just had a beautiful mexican woman running her fingers through my hair
She looked like Penelope Cruz.

Afterwards, I paid her."

Don't know who that was before but I hope it's me next...

Rausch
08-22-2008, 11:08 AM
It's nice to know that during my blackouts someone is taking the time to document all mein stupidity.

Or at least some of the stupidity on here anyway...

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:10 AM
It's nice to know that during my blackouts someone is taking the time to document all mein stupidity.

Or at least some of the stupidity on here anyway...

Tiny or Endelt?

Rausch
08-22-2008, 11:14 AM
Tiny or Endelt?

Me.

It was just a comment, not a quote...

Fairplay
08-22-2008, 11:14 AM
Another Mystery poster. Skill level 6

For personal reasons, not related to health, I have to leave Chiefsplanet forever. It has nothing to do with anyone on the board or any issue with the board. A more interesting group of people there couldnt be.

In all honesty I feel like I am saying goodbye to friends. Thanks for everything.

Pestilence
08-22-2008, 11:36 AM
"Hey! I like scat!"

Luv.

Rausch
08-22-2008, 11:37 AM
Luv.

OUCH...

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:38 AM
Another Mystery poster. Skill level 6

For personal reasons, not related to health, I have to leave Chiefsplanet forever. It has nothing to do with anyone on the board or any issue with the board. A more interesting group of people there couldnt be.

In all honesty I feel like I am saying goodbye to friends. Thanks for everything.

Mr. Blonde?

Rausch
08-22-2008, 11:38 AM
Another Mystery poster. Skill level 6

For personal reasons, not related to health, I have to leave Chiefsplanet forever. It has nothing to do with anyone on the board or any issue with the board. A more interesting group of people there couldnt be.

In all honesty I feel like I am saying goodbye to friends. Thanks for everything.

Endelt?

Frazod
08-22-2008, 11:38 AM
Another Mystery poster. Skill level 6

For personal reasons, not related to health, I have to leave Chiefsplanet forever. It has nothing to do with anyone on the board or any issue with the board. A more interesting group of people there couldnt be.

In all honesty I feel like I am saying goodbye to friends. Thanks for everything.

MrBlond

Rausch
08-22-2008, 11:40 AM
MrBlond

I liked him.

Still pisses me off he's gone...:grr:

(Side note: as far as I know he's the only honest person posting an "I'm leaving" thread and meant it. He deserves props for that..)

Demonpenz
08-22-2008, 11:43 AM
the beautiful and witty _____

Friendo
08-22-2008, 11:52 AM
the beautiful and witty _____


...Mrs FAX

Iowanian
08-22-2008, 11:55 AM
"and now things become full circle as the sand in your gina has become a pearl"

Frazod
08-22-2008, 12:04 PM
I liked him.

Still pisses me off he's gone...:grr:

(Side note: as far as I know he's the only honest person posting an "I'm leaving" thread and meant it. He deserves props for that..)

I don't ever remember interracting with him, although I must have at some point. People sure shat themselves over his leaving, though.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 12:06 PM
I don't ever remember interracting with him, although I must have at some point. People sure shat themselves over his leaving, though. yeah, he was before my time, me thinky.

Rausch
08-22-2008, 12:13 PM
I don't ever remember interracting with him, although I must have at some point. People sure shat themselves over his leaving, though.

He was the sand in the proverbial vagina.

But I'm partial to people who like to throw wrenches into perfuctly functioning machines...:evil:

Fairplay
08-22-2008, 12:14 PM
Yes, Mr Blonde.

But i guess ENDelt could be a partially correct answer. heh

Bwana
08-22-2008, 12:35 PM
"I now have a 30 gallon trash bag filled with at least 25 pounds of dog poop in it (6 weeks of poop for a 60 pound dog"

seclark
08-22-2008, 12:38 PM
"I now have a 30 gallon trash bag filled with at least 25 pounds of dog poop in it (6 weeks of poop for a 60 pound dog"

matrix?
sec

Bwana
08-22-2008, 12:39 PM
matrix?
sec

Indeed.

Bwana
08-22-2008, 12:40 PM
"Why is a reply not posted at the bottom of the thread?

Is it just one more example of freakin' blockheads from Kansas City not knowing their balls from their elbows.

Rump Rangergoty little pansies."

seclark
08-22-2008, 12:41 PM
Indeed.

wanna know whats crazy? i don't think i ever even read that thread...just all the cross thread references to it.
sec

Demonpenz
08-22-2008, 12:45 PM
is matrix hamas?

Bwana
08-22-2008, 12:45 PM
wanna know whats crazy? i don't think i ever even read that thread...just all the cross thread references to it.
sec

It's a gem:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134294

Rausch
08-22-2008, 12:46 PM
"I now have a 30 gallon trash bag filled with at least 25 pounds of dog poop in it (6 weeks of poop for a 60 pound dog"

...

Demonpenz
08-22-2008, 12:46 PM
maybe it's because I have talked to phobia in real life, but in that thread and other threads people post things yadda yadda yadda talking just putting that nail into place. Then Phobia comes in and drives the point home.

Rausch
08-22-2008, 12:51 PM
maybe it's because I have talked to phobia in real life, but in that thread and other threads people post things yadda yadda yadda talking just putting that nail into place. Then Phobia comes in and drives the point home.

It's called tact.

His fart jokes loosen up local politicians.
Mine clear the room like nerve gas.

I suppose it's all about perfectly timed delivery...

Donger
08-22-2008, 12:54 PM
Hamas used to be this Matrix guy?

Iowanian
08-22-2008, 01:10 PM
nice photo of hamas there.

He denies it Donger, but there's no way its not the same clown with a different wig.

Rausch
08-22-2008, 01:12 PM
nice photo of hamas there.

He denies it Donger, but there's no way its not the same clown with a different wig.

It was a quote and perfectly matching pic.

You just don't pass that up...

Dylan
08-22-2008, 01:23 PM
"I would like to suggest...

Nostradumbass.

Any other ideas?"



Classic thread :D

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 01:26 PM
This one should be easy...

"By all accounts this attack took months of preparation and planning...

and yet we want a knee jerk response?

If you want only revenge then knee jerk is the best action.

If you want to try to learn how and why this happened, thereby increasing your knowledge on how to avert it in the future, then you try to bring in these people alive and try to bring them to trial. You make an example of them in that fashion...like Slobodan.

You don't go and randomly just bomb, destruct, and destroy at whim..."

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 01:35 PM
This one should be easy...

"By all accounts this attack took months of preparation and planning...

and yet we want a knee jerk response?

If you want only revenge then knee jerk is the best action.

If you want to try to learn how and why this happened, thereby increasing your knowledge on how to avert it in the future, then you try to bring in these people alive and try to bring them to trial. You make an example of them in that fashion...like Slobodan.

You don't go and randomly just bomb, destruct, and destroy at whim..."
Meme?

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 01:35 PM
This should be real easy:

"chocolate salty balls on my thread baybay"

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 01:39 PM
Meme?
Yes indeed. Now don't say that name again please. Two more times and she will escape from the DC Planet and haunt us for a while.

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 01:40 PM
This should be real easy:

"chocolate salty balls on my thread baybay"
I know who did jalapeno cheese balls, but not this one.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 01:57 PM
is matrix hamas?

no,

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 01:58 PM
This should be real easy:

"chocolate salty balls on my thread baybay"

UP?

FAX
08-22-2008, 02:00 PM
This should be real easy:

"chocolate salty balls on my thread baybay"

I know this one. The indescribable Ms. Ultra Peanut!!!

FAX

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 02:01 PM
I know this one. The indescribable Ms. Ultra Peanut!!!

FAX
Who was famous for his jalapeño cheese balls?

bogey
08-22-2008, 02:06 PM
Simply Red

that is correct

FAX
08-22-2008, 02:08 PM
Who was famous for his jalapeño cheese balls?

I think that was Mr. Vanilla Thunder, but I'm not sure.

FAX

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 02:16 PM
I think that was Mr. Vanilla Thunder, but I'm not sure.

FAX
I have trouble keeping up with the name changes around here, but I believe that is correct. What was his original username?

FAX
08-22-2008, 02:19 PM
I have trouble keeping up with the name changes around here, but I believe that is correct. What was his original username?

If I'm up on my ChiefsPlanet lore, I'm going to say "Cody" or something like that, Mr. Dartgod. I could be very wrong.

FAX

Dartgod
08-22-2008, 02:20 PM
If I'm up on my ChiefsPlanet lore, I'm going to say "Cody" or something like that, Mr. Dartgod. I could be very wrong.

FAX
Well done!

BTW, thats Mr. Cody to you.

Frazod
08-22-2008, 02:21 PM
I have trouble keeping up with the name changes around here, but I believe that is correct. What was his original username?

Cody.

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 02:30 PM
I know this one. The indescribable Ms. Ultra Peanut!!!

FAX

Correct, but I am not supposed to give you any more rep.

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 02:32 PM
UP?

Sorry I missed this first response, I suck at this game. :D

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 02:38 PM
"This is hidden racism"

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 02:40 PM
"So I have a date with Jared Allen."

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 02:42 PM
"This is hidden racism"

Taco?

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 02:51 PM
Taco?

no

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 02:52 PM
Taco?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132459&highlight=hidden+racism

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 05:06 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132459&highlight=hidden+racism

ROFL I guess I missed that guy, never would have got this one.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 05:18 PM
"So I have a date with Jared Allen.".

cdcox
08-22-2008, 07:04 PM
.

ArrowheadLouder.