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Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:16 AM
Wow. Just. Wow.

Mini-van Phil.

Heh. The mini-van is preferable to my new Saturn wagon.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 02:16 AM
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Xterra is a doublecab truck with a covered cargo area.
Fun to drive, but bouncy.
Kinda like that 250 Lb gal at my office with the patent Mary Jane Stilettos...

bumpy as can be.

Bob Dole
08-23-2008, 02:17 AM
Heh. The mini-van is preferable to my new Saturn wagon.

Who the **** ARE you?

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:17 AM
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Xterra is a doublecab truck with a covered cargo area.
Fun to drive, but bouncy.
Kinda like that 250 Lb gal at my office with the patent Mary Jane Stilettos...
Really? I haven't seen that version. I guess I should stop FFing through commercials.

Funny - right after I went to youtube to find your commercial it came on the bigscreen.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:18 AM
Who the **** ARE you?

Frugal petroleum guy.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 02:18 AM
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Quote Luv: "who needs their balls handled anyway?"
So nice of you to offer useful services to CP members.
I'll see you on 9/13

luv
08-23-2008, 02:18 AM
Heh. The mini-van is preferable to my new Saturn wagon.
You just wanted to get vehicles you knew the girls wouldn't want to borrow later.

luv
08-23-2008, 02:20 AM
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Quote Luv: "who needs their balls handled anyway?"
So nice of you to offer useful services to CP members.
I'll see you on 9/13

I think they're trying to get GoChiefs to fly in for that weekend, too. Maybe I could pick both of you up and make it a threesome.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:20 AM
You just wanted to get vehicles you knew the girls wouldn't want to borrow later.

They're not proud. They even want to drive my truck.

luv
08-23-2008, 02:21 AM
They're not proud. They even want to drive my truck.

That's different. Your truck is cool....if they can climb up into it.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 02:23 AM
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I got dibs on your brownie. GC can have the vag.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:24 AM
You just wanted to get vehicles you knew the girls wouldn't want to borrow later.
You know what's ironic though? Heh. I don't think I've told this story online yet.

My now 16 year old was 14 when we got custody. One night at about 3:00 AM a cop is beating down my door. He said - you know where your daughter is? I said she's upstairs sleeping. Heh. Uh - no.

She took the keys, a twelver of my diet coke and set out for the long trek to Virginia back to her mother's. She got to Sedalia - 50 miles before she got pulled over because she couldn't drive worth a crap. Copper thought he got him a DUI.

Brynn Marie and I want and picked her up - got back to KC just in time for school. I made her go too. Heh.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:25 AM
That's different. Your truck is cool....if they can climb up into it.

My truck is an old beat up work truck. The cool factor is long gone.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 02:27 AM
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Pretty cool story. Last time I ran away was 12 and rode my bmx bike 6 miles to my dad's house, where he promptly drove me back home.

luv
08-23-2008, 02:28 AM
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I got dibs on your brownie. GC can have the vag.

If your schlong won't fit in a paper towel tube, you're not going anywhere near my brownie.

luv
08-23-2008, 02:30 AM
You know what's ironic though? Heh. I don't think I've told this story online yet.

My now 16 year old was 14 when we got custody. One night at about 3:00 AM a cop is beating down my door. He said - you know where your daughter is? I said she's upstairs sleeping. Heh. Uh - no.

She took the keys, a twelver of my diet coke and set out for the long trek to Virginia back to her mother's. She got to Sedalia - 50 miles before she got pulled over because she couldn't drive worth a crap. Copper thought he got him a DUI.

Brynn Marie and I want and picked her up - got back to KC just in time for school. I made her go too. Heh.

Braver than I ever would have been at 14.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 02:31 AM
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GOOD NIGHT!

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:32 AM
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Pretty cool story. Last time I ran away was 12 and rode my bmx bike 6 miles to my dad's house, where he promptly drove me back home.

I ran away when I was 16. Let this be a testament to how much I love the game of football....

My parents are incredibly religious - enough so that they attend church on Friday nights.... the night high school football is played. Therefore, I wasn't allowed to play football - that and because dad knew a guy who tore up his knee one time. Heh.

So when they wouldn't let me join the team, I left. Really. There's a whole lot more to the story but it's much better in person. I lived with my best friend and his drunken mother until I almost flunked out of school at which point my track coach and his wife took me in until I graduated.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 02:32 AM
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Pretty cool story. Last time I ran away was 12 and rode my bmx bike 6 miles to my dad's house, where he promptly drove me back home.

I ran away once. I got down the block. What a thrill.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:33 AM
If your schlong won't fit in a paper towel tube, you're not going anywhere near my brownie.
What he's been saying is that he enters the tube and plays racquetball on the walls. You're probably safe.

Bob Dole
08-23-2008, 02:33 AM
If your schlong won't fit in a paper towel tube, you're not going anywhere near my brownie.

You must have been really drunk last year if you missed Tiny's drinking straw exhibition

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:34 AM
I ran away once. I got down the block. What a thrill.
I know. Your mother called me crying yesterday. Try and make it two blocks tomorrow.

luv
08-23-2008, 02:34 AM
You must have been really drunk last year if you missed Tiny's drinking straw exhibition

Dude, I don't even remember the fireworks.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:36 AM
Dude, I don't even remember the fireworks.

I remember them. You were great.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:36 AM
Actually, you just laid there.

luv
08-23-2008, 02:37 AM
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GOOD NIGHT!

'Night, drunkard! May your girls wake up at the first sign of dawn.

greg63
08-23-2008, 02:39 AM
1, 9 and 11

luv
08-23-2008, 02:39 AM
Actually, you just laid there.

All that walking.....

sedated
08-23-2008, 02:43 AM
clearly I've arrived late to the party.

luv
08-23-2008, 02:46 AM
clearly I've arrived late to the party.

Someone phoned ahead. We knew you were coming.

Bob Dole
08-23-2008, 02:53 AM
clearly I've arrived late to the party.

And probably carrying a glass of wine...

luv
08-23-2008, 02:56 AM
Someone phoned ahead. We knew you were coming.

On second thought, knowing that arriving late is due to the fact that you were out having a life, I'm jealous.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:56 AM
clearly I've arrived late to the party.
Yeah - all the stuffed animals have already been.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:56 AM
On second thought, knowing that arriving late is due to the fact that you were out having a life, I'm jealous.

Out having a doob maybe.

sedated
08-23-2008, 02:59 AM
And probably carrying a glass of wine...

the glass of wine keeps people off guard while I sip my flask

sedated
08-23-2008, 03:00 AM
Yeah - all the stuffed animals have already been.

while she was clinically alive, I can safely say that pussy was stuffed

luv
08-23-2008, 03:01 AM
Holy shit! Infomercials! Oh, the memories of staying up late.

sedated
08-23-2008, 03:01 AM
On second thought, knowing that arriving late is due to the fact that you were out having a life, I'm jealous.

if when you say "life" you mean "doob".

sedated
08-23-2008, 03:02 AM
Out having a doob maybe.

doh!

luv
08-23-2008, 03:03 AM
if when you say "life" you mean "doob".

You can have the doob and the pussy. I'll take some of the alcohol that probably accompanied it. :)

acesn8s
08-23-2008, 03:03 AM
Holy shit! Infomercials! Oh, the memories of staying up late.
I haven't even turned on the TV

acesn8s
08-23-2008, 03:04 AM
You can have the doob and the pussy. I'll take some of the alcohol that probably accompanied it. :)
Always taking and never giving.:shake:

sedated
08-23-2008, 03:05 AM
You can have the doob and the pussy. I'll take some of the alcohol that probably accompanied it. :)

in order for women to give up their doob and pussy, I generally have to part with my alcohol

luv
08-23-2008, 03:07 AM
Always taking and never giving.:shake:

Apparently, you haven't read about my CP reputation.

acesn8s
08-23-2008, 03:10 AM
Apparently, you haven't read about my CP reputation.
You have reputation?

luv
08-23-2008, 03:10 AM
in order for women to give up their doob and pussy, I generally have to part with my alcohol

Sounds like you're getting off cheap.

luv
08-23-2008, 03:11 AM
You have reputation?

Yeah. See all those green squares below my name?

acesn8s
08-23-2008, 03:12 AM
Yeah. See all those green squares below my name?
OMG!!! They are below my name too!

luv
08-23-2008, 03:15 AM
OMG!!! They are below my name too!

You must be easy, too.

sedated
08-23-2008, 03:15 AM
See all those green squares below my name?

or the green light above your head :hump:

sedated
08-23-2008, 03:16 AM
Sounds like you're getting off cheap.

getting off for free :dom:

acesn8s
08-23-2008, 03:22 AM
You must be easy, too.
Shhhhhhhhh! Not everyone knows that yet.:evil:

acesn8s
08-23-2008, 03:23 AM
or the green light above your head :hump:Perhaps a red one would work better.

Guru
08-23-2008, 03:25 AM
You must be easy, too.
:doh!:

Saggysack
08-23-2008, 06:46 AM
Um, titties, ass, face. What else is there?

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 08:44 AM
And probably carrying a glass of wine...

ROFL

OnTheWarpath58
08-23-2008, 09:05 AM
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I got dibs on your brownie. GC can have the vag.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

DaKCMan AP
08-23-2008, 09:08 AM
this thread went downhill after I left

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 09:12 AM
yeah, it did.

DaKCMan AP
08-23-2008, 09:20 AM
sorry

blueballs
08-23-2008, 09:37 AM
how unbelievably gay

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 10:24 AM
Posted via Mobile Device

just woke up. Can't decide wether to have a coffe or a beer.
Hey, when's the Miami game?

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 10:43 AM
Posted via Mobile Device

just woke up. Can't decide wether to have a coffe or a beer.
Hey, when's the Miami game?

Call me, Bitch, I'm awake and the party has started!

SPATCH
08-23-2008, 10:45 AM
why is boobs good?

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 10:58 AM
why is boobs good?

huh?

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 11:53 AM
If a woman has a nice ass and a flat stomach I can get by. What I mean by "nice" is small, firm, and tight - no ****ing fat-ass ghetto booties. Thighs also need to be thin and firm.

I prefer handful-sized perky tits but small tits are ok and huge tits are disgusting. They also must be natural.

Teeth must be straight and white, and facial features must be proportioned. I prefer women who have enough beauty to not need any makeup at all, but if they must wear makeup just a little - nothing is more disgusting than making out with a chick and looking into the mirror to find her makeup on me.

I like short and long hair, and all colors depending on the girl. I must be able to run my hands through it though.

I could give a shit less about intelligence and personality, I dont love these hoe's.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 11:57 AM
I like short and long hair, and all colors depending on the girl. I must be able to run my hands through it though.


Oh - so color matters afterall, huh. Nice work, Grand Dragon.

DaKCMan AP
08-23-2008, 11:57 AM
If a woman has a nice ass and a flat stomach I can get by. What I mean by "nice" is small, firm, and tight - no ****ing fat-ass ghetto booties. Thighs also need to be thin and firm.

I prefer handful-sized perky tits but small tits are ok. They also must be natural.

I agree with this.

Love flat stomachs. Partial pic of the chick i took out last friday:

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 12:02 PM
Oh - so color matters afterall, huh. Nice work, Grand Dragon.

Wtf are you talking about? I meant hair color assclown. How does that make me "racist"?

Phobia
08-23-2008, 12:03 PM
Partial pic

BOOOOOOOOOOO

Where's the pic of you shirtless and her fawning on you, MN_KCMan?

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 12:04 PM
I agree with this.

Love flat stomachs. Partial pic of the chick i took out last friday:

Dont tease us like that, show the rest...and preferably without the clothes...

DaKCMan AP
08-23-2008, 12:05 PM
Dont tease us like that, show the rest...and preferably without the clothes...

sorry, you'll have to use your imagination :p

rad
08-23-2008, 12:05 PM
I agree with this.

Love flat stomachs. Partial pic of the chick i took out last friday:


She's sucking it in.

Smed1065
08-23-2008, 12:05 PM
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Well, your whole theory went out the window when you wrote "they both want to **** me"
Sorry.
Just the truth. Unless you suddenly purchased a Bike.

FYP.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 12:05 PM
Wtf are you talking about? I meant hair color assclown. How does that make me "racist"?

You hate black people, obviously. You can't run your fingers through their hair. Actually, it's a good thing. I doubt that burning crosses on the front lawn would be an effective courting technique for you anyway.

DaKCMan AP
08-23-2008, 12:06 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOO

Where's the pic of you shirtless and her fawning on you, MN_KCMan?

just not douchey enough

Baby Lee
08-23-2008, 12:06 PM
clearly I've arrived late to the party.

Dick, meet mashed potatoes.

DaKCMan AP
08-23-2008, 12:06 PM
She's sucking it in.

Maybe a little, but not much. Believe me. She has a great stomach.

rad
08-23-2008, 12:07 PM
You hate black people, obviously. You can't run your fingers through their hair. Actually, it's a good thing. I doubt that burning crosses on the front lawn would be an effective courting technique for you anyway.

Why can't you run your fingers through a black womans hair?

Just curious because I've managed to before.

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 12:09 PM
You hate black people, obviously. You can't run your fingers through their hair. Actually, it's a good thing. I doubt that burning crosses on the front lawn would be an effective courting technique for you anyway.
I hate black people? You're a ****ing moron you know it? I dont hate black people, but I do hate crybabies of any race. Who Im sexually attracted to has nothing to do with race. Nothing. I would **** the shit out of Halle Barry. I bet I could run my hands through her hair too.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 12:22 PM
I hate black people? You're a ****ing moron you know it? I dont hate black people, but I do hate crybabies of any race. Who Im sexually attracted to has nothing to do with race. Nothing. I would **** the shit out of Halle Barry. I bet I could run my hands through her hair too.

Out of 800,000,000 black folks you come up with one example. Hey - I hope your Arian mother properly bleached your robe and hood for the the meeting tonight.

Smed1065
08-23-2008, 12:23 PM
sorry, you'll have to use your imagination :p

Like I did/DA

:doh!:

Smed1065
08-23-2008, 12:24 PM
Out of 800,000,000 black folks you come up with one example. Hey - I hope your Arian mother properly bleached your robe and hood for the the meeting tonight.

http://scosoft.com/h/i/20caf24d.gif

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 12:34 PM
Out of 800,000,000 black folks you come up with one example. Hey - I hope your Arian mother properly bleached your robe and hood for the the meeting tonight.

I think you're the racist one here. You're the one assuming you cant run your hands through a black girl's hair. Ever heard of relaxer dipshit? I see more black women with straight hair these days than I do with curly hair.

And even if someone isnt sexually attracted to a certain race or group of people is doesnt mean they hate that race or group. Using your ignorant logic I guess you hate all women dont you? No wonder you beat your ugly wife with no ass...

Phobia
08-23-2008, 12:39 PM
I think you're the racist one here. You're the one assuming you cant run your hands through a black girl's hair. Ever heard of relaxer dipshit? I see more black women with straight hair these days than I do with curly hair.

And even if someone isnt sexually attracted to a certain race or group of people is doesnt mean they hate that race or group. Using your ignorant logic I guess you hate all women dont you? No wonder you beat your ugly wife with no ass...
Oh, it does. Clearly you're a Supreme Race subscriber based on your hair preferences.

JimNasium
08-23-2008, 12:42 PM
I'm not in the mood to read the entire thread but intelligence is right at the top for me.

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 12:44 PM
Oh, it does. Clearly you're a Supreme Race subscriber based on your hair preferences.
You dont really believe that shit do you? You've been baiting me the whole time havent you? Boy do I feel stupid. Sorry for the wife blast - Ive been away from the planet too long, I guess I forgot how things work around here.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 12:45 PM
I'm not in the mood to read the entire thread but intelligence is right at the top for me.

So what you're saying is you like somebody who is smart enough to catch a silly joke? That leaves MTG#10 out of the mix.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 12:46 PM
You dont really believe that shit do you? You've been baiting me the whole time havent you? Boy do I feel stupid. Sorry for the wife blast - Ive been away from the planet too long, I guess I forgot how things work around here.

Guilty. It was kinda fun though. I didn't think you were that touchy. Most racist people get really defensive when backed into a corner <--- please don't take that bait.

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 12:47 PM
So what you're saying is you like somebody who is smart enough to catch a silly joke? That leaves MTG#10 out of the mix.
Sorry man Im used to dealing with people who scream racism over every little thing and are serious about it.

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 12:50 PM
Guilty. It was kinda fun though. I didn't think you were that touchy. Most racist people get really defensive when backed into a corner <--- please don't take that bait.
Well Ive been accused of being racist before because of my social views on affirmative action and reparations and the fact that Im not scared to point out crime statistics so I am a little touchy about it.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 12:50 PM
Sorry man Im used to dealing with people who scream racism over every little thing and are serious about it.

I thought he was breaking your balls.:shake:

Baby Lee
08-23-2008, 12:51 PM
I think you're the racist one here. You're the one assuming you cant run your hands through a black girl's hair. Ever heard of relaxer dipshit? I see more black women with straight hair these days than I do with curly hair.

And even if someone isnt sexually attracted to a certain race or group of people is doesnt mean they hate that race or group. Using your ignorant logic I guess you hate all women dont you? No wonder you beat your ugly wife with no ass...

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Phobia
08-23-2008, 12:51 PM
Well Ive been accused of being racist before because of my social views on affirmative action and reparations and the fact that Im not scared to point out crime statistics so I am a little touchy about it.
No sweat. I'm still chuckling. I wouldn't have let it go on much longer. I could tell you were really mad.

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 12:52 PM
I thought he was breaking your balls.:shake:

Like I said Ive been away for awhile, I forgot how CP worked. Im used to other more serious websites...plus Ive been reading the DC forum all day.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 12:53 PM
Like I said Ive been away for awhile, I forgot how CP worked. Im used to other more serious websites...plus Ive been reading the DC forum all day.
Brutal. Stop doing that. It will make you lose your sense of humor.

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 12:55 PM
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ROFL What was that from?

Baby Lee
08-23-2008, 01:02 PM
ROFL What was that from?

School Daze, one of Spike's earliest

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096054/

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 01:18 PM
School Daze, one of Spike's earliest

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096054/

Nice. In my netflix queue.

Mr. Laz
08-23-2008, 02:53 PM
girl with natural sexuality and confidence

know what she wants but isn't arrogant about it


size,shape,look,personality all can vary ..... but if they carry themselves well it can work.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 03:17 PM
girl with natural sexuality and confidence

know what she wants but isn't arrogant about it


size,shape,look,personality all can vary ..... but if they carry themselves well it can work.


God Dammit! I left out the body-lotioned skin option.

Smed1065
08-23-2008, 03:22 PM
Guess after the pics, I understand now.

ROFL

L.A. Chieffan
08-23-2008, 03:23 PM
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.

MTG#10
08-23-2008, 03:36 PM
and who essentially will keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.

Agreed, I forgot to add this as well. A girls mouth was only meant to be open for one thing...









Disclaimer: MTG#10 is married and the views he expresses in this thread are meant for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken literally...especially if you are his wife reading this.