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Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:27 PM
yep, what's HOT!

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 10:29 PM
I'm hot. My horoscope affirmed it.

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 10:30 PM
F*ckin' outside. In streams.

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 10:31 PM
A girl who knows what she wants, smiles all the time, and has a great laugh.

Joie
08-22-2008, 10:33 PM
My husband

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 10:34 PM
My husband

boring

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:35 PM
I'm hot. My horoscope affirmed it.

BS! Horoscopes are old technology. Haven't you seen The Matrix, No?

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 10:35 PM
A nice azz, IMO.
http://scosoft.com/h/s/54ba19e6.gif

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:36 PM
JESUS!!! I forgot the cleanliness option. For `cleanliness` - write that shit in!

Joie
08-22-2008, 10:36 PM
boring

I'm a newlywed....what do you expect?

Joie
08-22-2008, 10:37 PM
you forgot eyes

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 10:38 PM
BS! Horoscopes are old technology. Haven't you seen The Matrix, No?

Fine. But I'm still hot, damn't!!

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:38 PM
you forgot eyes

I forgot a lot, I'm fuggin cool for a forgetful IDIOT!

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 10:38 PM
Fine. But I'm still hot, damn't!!

You're sexy. Very sexy. Do you have any pics, sexy man?

DJJasonp
08-22-2008, 10:38 PM
A girl who carries herself well....

What I mean by that is how she walks, good posture, great smile, etc.

There's a great monologue about this from Andy Garcia in "Things to do in denver when you're dead" about "gliding"

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: As he should be. You glide.
Dagney: I glide?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide...

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 10:39 PM
You're sexy. Very sexy. Do you have any pics, sexy man?

Shouldn't you be trying to get with that 18-year old fatty?

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 10:39 PM
What's sexy is when a gal is looking at you and biting her lips.

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 10:40 PM
Shouldn't you be trying to get with that 18-year old fatty?

Go look at the pictures I posted of her this morning (new ones). She's even better looking than I had originally thought.

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 10:41 PM
What's sexy is when a gal is looking at you and biting her lips.

Chicks are hot when they scowl.

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 10:41 PM
JESUS!!! I forgot the cleanliness option. For `cleanliness` - write that shit in!

Nice bang cuts, approaches me and a female?

http://scosoft.com/h/q/1dbe7b76.gif

:evil:

With a good conditioner.

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 10:42 PM
Go look at the pictures I posted of her this morning (new ones). She's even better looking than I had originally thought.

I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:42 PM
A girl who carries herself well....

What I mean by that is how she walks, good posture, great smile, etc.

There's a great monologue about this from Andy Garcia in "Things to do in denver when you're dead" about "gliding"

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: As he should be. You glide.
Dagney: I glide?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide...

Wow, something serious? Nice, color me shocked,

Actually, thanks I'll check that out, I mayve seen it and can't remember.

Friendo
08-22-2008, 10:43 PM
can't really describe it but I sure know it when I see it--a sexy back framed by a low cut evening gown.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:43 PM
I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

would I hit it?

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 10:44 PM
would I hit it?

how low are your standards?

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 10:46 PM
how low are your standards?

High from afar...

Joie
08-22-2008, 10:47 PM
I like it when a man puts his hand on the small of his woman's back to kind of guide her through a room.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:47 PM
I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

Dude, COME TO ATLANTA, I've got the spot lined up, Milf, er, some 30 somin for me (35)
MAJOR LEAGUE PREMIUM bartender chick for you, she's got a man, so you have to do what I do, "I'm only a Wednesday night away from taking your girl."

Phobia
08-22-2008, 10:49 PM
I like it when a man puts his hand on the small of his woman's back to kind of guide her through a room.

Too bad there is no "small" of a lot of women's backs.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:50 PM
I like it when a man puts his hand on the small of his woman's back to kind of guide her through a room.

I do that. Also, I like those brass circle connectors on bathing suits, I like to loop my finger around both simultaneously and pull her closer. Nothing tingles like the point of the hip-bone.

-Take notes....

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 10:51 PM
I like it when a man puts his hand on the small of his woman's back to kind of guide her through a room.

Ahem, we do that when we're drunk and we need something to help us keep our balance while walking through the room. :D

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:51 PM
Too bad there is no "small" of a lot of women's backs.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL PURE GOLD!

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 10:52 PM
how low are your standards?

C'mon dick, I give you credit ALL the time. Be bretheran.

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 10:52 PM
Dude, COME TO ATLANTA, I've got the spot lined up, Milf, er, some 30 somin for me (35)
MAJOR LEAGUE PREMIUM bartender chick for you, she's got a man, so you have to do what I do, "I'm only a Wednesday night away from taking your girl."

??

DeezNutz
08-22-2008, 10:52 PM
I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

Too tall?














You can't do another poster like this and not expect this kind of comment...:D

Phobia
08-22-2008, 10:53 PM
I'm pretty strange. I start low and work up - exceptions being when a woman has exceptionally nice hair or something else that catches my eye.

Homely women generally don't wear dead sexy shoes. When I say "sexy shoes" I don't mean stripper shoes or 8" platforms. I'm talking a nicely shaped 3-4" stiletto with pointy toes or nicely placed straps - no gaudy cheap jewels or loud colors, please. Shoes like this accentuate a woman's legs and finish an ensemble. You rarely see ancient, homely, or overweight ladies wearing a quality pair of shoes. If the shoes work for me, it's a good start for the rest of the package.

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 10:53 PM
I do that. Also, I like those brass circle connectors on bathing suits, I like to loop my finger around both simultaneously and pull her closer. Nothing tingles like the point of the hip-bone.

-Take notes....

I do that as well. Who wouldn't? As far as the swimsuit, I love bikinis that have a tie on each side..

example:

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/Shopbop/pcs/media/images/products/fabuc/fabuc2000010484/fabuc2000010484_prod_zoom_lookbk_v1_m56577569831000079.jpg\

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 10:54 PM
I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

Yeah, but when was the last time you ****ed an 18-year old?

FAX
08-22-2008, 10:54 PM
What's sexy is when a gal is looking at you and biting her lips.

A friend and I went to a bar one time up in that ski resort in Utah ... I can't remember the name of the city ... anyhow after we had several drinks, I noticed this girl across the room who was looking at me and I told my buddy, "Don't look now, but that girl over there is looking at me and biting her lips." Then, he snuck a peek in her direction and whispered back, "Dude, she isn't biting her lips, she's chewing her tongue."

FAX

Phobia
08-22-2008, 10:55 PM
I do that as well. Who wouldn't? As far as the swimsuit, I love bikinis that have a tie on each side..



Yeah. That would look nice on you.

Joie
08-22-2008, 10:55 PM
Ahem, we do that when we're drunk and we need something to help us keep our balance while walking through the room. :D

We can tell the difference, you know. :rolleyes:

DeezNutz
08-22-2008, 10:56 PM
Biting her lip = not good.

Subtly licking her lips = very good.

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 10:56 PM
Planet cam?

We hear of em (worthless without pics) You need a bike!

U are in ATL. Hum......and drive an Audi?

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 10:56 PM
Too tall?













You can't do another poster like this and not expect this kind of comment...:D


Too fat and not pretty enough.

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 10:58 PM
Yeah. That would look nice on you.

OKay, but I guess you are right, compared to you or me...........

:p

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 10:58 PM
Unless goatse is the judge.

Spott
08-22-2008, 10:58 PM
A girl with all of her teeth.

DeezNutz
08-22-2008, 10:58 PM
Too fat and not pretty enough.

I loves me some me.

Come on...no need to take the free shot on GoChiefs.

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 10:58 PM
Too fat and not pretty enough.

Dude, she didn't look fat in the new ones. She looked eminently ****able. I can't believe anyone would pass that up. I guess my standards are good and low or something.

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 10:59 PM
I loves me some me. Come on...no need to take the free shot on GoChiefs.

I can't resist.

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 11:00 PM
Dude, she didn't look fat in the new ones. She looked eminently ****able. I can't believe anyone would pass that up. I guess my standards are good and low or something.

She's good for you. I have very high standards, that's all. Many guys would hit that.

Molitoth
08-22-2008, 11:00 PM
Decent looking chicks that are just extremly outgoing, and down to do anything experimental at the drop of a dime.

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 11:01 PM
A girl who can blow smoke rings.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:01 PM
I do that as well. Who wouldn't? As far as the swimsuit, I love bikinis that have a tie on each side..

example:

http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/Shopbop/pcs/media/images/products/fabuc/fabuc2000010484/fabuc2000010484_prod_zoom_lookbk_v1_m56577569831000079.jpg\

1st. You dog my extra-money PE heather blue shirt.

Next

Number two: You are moderately dated w/ your opposite sex S.S.'s . Everybody knows these are where it's @:

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 11:02 PM
A girl who can blow.

FYP

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:03 PM
Decent looking chicks that are just extremly outgoing, and down to do anything experimental at the drop of a dime.

"What's something special, take you out back, suck your dick?"

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 11:03 PM
FYP

Figured someone would. :doh!::thumb:

DeezNutz
08-22-2008, 11:04 PM
Wise advice I learned as a youngling:

The weak have to act strong; the strong, on the other hand, can afford to act weak.

My friend's dad used to say this to him frequently. They all drove very expensive and fast cars, and thus the reason for this kind of reminder. But the message is more widely applicable.

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 11:05 PM
1st. You dog my extra-money PE heather blue shirt.

Next

Number two: You are moderately dated w/ your opposite sex S.S.'s . Everybody knows these are where it's @:

Hah. Girls wear those here. I just prefer the classic low-cut side tie bikini.

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 11:05 PM
She's good for you. I have very high standards, that's all. Many guys would hit that.

Show us a few of your greatest hits.

luv
08-22-2008, 11:06 PM
First thing that catches my eye is the face in general, especially the eyes.

What do I find hot? Doing the little things.

luv
08-22-2008, 11:07 PM
Show us a few of your greatest hits.

Oh, geez. Do we have to have another thread with pictures of chicks? Keep it in the pictures forum or something.

RJ
08-22-2008, 11:08 PM
I believe the appropriate Gaz option would have been "Tequila Rose".

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 11:09 PM
Doing the little things.

:eek:

You should never say that to a guy.

luv
08-22-2008, 11:11 PM
:eek:

You should never say that to a guy.

Most guys would never stand a chance any other way. :)

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 11:12 PM
luv, I hear chicks dig a guy in jeans and nothing else. Can you verify?

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 11:12 PM
A girl who can blow smoke rings.

Blow smoke?


Edited for the family atmosphere of CP.


:doh!:

Ari Chi3fs
08-22-2008, 11:14 PM
A nice azz, IMO.
http://scosoft.com/h/s/54ba19e6.gif

No shit. Another FAIL!! by Simply Red, AKA the man who really really really needs to buy an escort off Craigslist.


The way that beautiful legs in high heels go up and create a wonderful ass, is nearly the sexiest thing ever.

Guru
08-22-2008, 11:14 PM
Where the hell is the legs option?

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 11:14 PM
I remember this chick one night whispered to me, "Would you like to go to heaven tonight?" We were both pretty high and drunk at the time, but that was one sexy way to get me to follow her into the bedroom.

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 11:15 PM
Most guys would never stand a chance any other way. Without Gatorade....... :)
Or a CP poster......

Or a promise. Or a lie.

luv
08-22-2008, 11:15 PM
luv, I hear chicks dig a guy in jeans and nothing else. Can you verify?

Depends on the guy. It can be hot, but it's definitely not a "must" on any of my lists.

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 11:15 PM
I remember this chick one night whispered to me, "Would you like to go to heaven tonight?" We were both pretty high and drunk at the time, but that was one sexy way to get me to follow her into the bedroom.

INSTANT ERECTION

:eek:

DaneMcCloud
08-22-2008, 11:16 PM
Where the hell is the legs option?

Presumably, they're wrapped around your head, so you can't see them.


:evil:

irishjayhawk
08-22-2008, 11:19 PM
I don't know why "legs" was omitted. I would have added that too.

KcMizzou
08-22-2008, 11:20 PM
An attractive girl wearing a baseball cap, with a pony tail pulled through the back.

Hey, you asked.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:21 PM
I don't know why "legs" was omitted. I would have added that too.

yeah, epic failure. Not, just write it in.

Friendo
08-22-2008, 11:21 PM
I remember this chick one night whispered to me, "Would you like to go to heaven tonight?" We were both pretty high and drunk at the time, but that was one sexy way to get me to follow her into the bedroom.

heh-I was slow dancing with a gal back at her apt and we were drinking wine from the bottle, trading swigs. all of a sudden she frenches me, and squirts a shot of wine in my mouth--hoo-aa! it was on!

irishjayhawk
08-22-2008, 11:21 PM
An attractive girl wearing a baseball cap, with a pony tail pulled through the back.

Hey, you asked.

I thought I was the only one....

DaKCMan AP
08-22-2008, 11:21 PM
A lot was omitted. I love a flat, toned stomach, nice firm legs, a great ass, a great rack. Exposed shoulders can be sexy on a hot girl.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:22 PM
I thought I was the only one....

YOU'RE A GIRL?! J/K

DeezNutz
08-22-2008, 11:23 PM
heh-I was slow dancing with a gal back at her apt and we were drinking wine from the bottle, trading swigs. all of a sudden she frenches me, and squirts a shot of wine in my mouth--hoo-aa! it was on!

ROFL

Are we still in the sexy thread?

That's a funny story.

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 11:26 PM
What's really sexy is when your girl fetches one of your white dress shirts out of the closet and that is the only thing she's wearing.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:28 PM
What's really sexy is when your girl fetches one of your white dress shirts out of the closet and that is the only thing she's wearing.

Brooks Brothers, though?

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 11:30 PM
Brooks Brothers, though?

Does it really matter? :shrug:

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:33 PM
Yes, somewhat, a little, I like that broad-cloth.

KcMizzou
08-22-2008, 11:35 PM
Yes, somewhat, a little, I like that broad-cloth.Like the broad... screw the cloth.




On second thought...

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 11:35 PM
Brooks Brothers, though?

And you wonder?


Even joking.

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 11:35 PM
heh-I was slow dancing with a gal back at her apt and we were drinking wine from the bottle, trading swigs. all of a sudden she frenches me, and squirts a shot of wine in my mouth--hoo-aa! it was on!

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6364/8y5jybdg7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1525/picture304wf4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Smed1065
08-22-2008, 11:35 PM
Does it really matter? :shrug:

Yes, damng it!

DeezNutz
08-22-2008, 11:37 PM
What the **** is wrong with you, GoChiefs?

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 11:37 PM
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6364/8y5jybdg7.gif (http://imageshack.us)



OMG...that is the funniest sh*t. ROFL

Nice.

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 11:38 PM
What the **** is wrong with you, GoChiefs?

Do you seriously need to ask this question at this point in time?

Friendo
08-22-2008, 11:38 PM
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6364/8y5jybdg7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1525/picture304wf4.gif (http://imageshack.us)

heh--she'd have had to towel you off right then and there.

rad
08-22-2008, 11:41 PM
I remember this chick one night whispered to me, "Would you like to go to heaven tonight?" We were both pretty high and drunk at the time, but that was one sexy way to get me to follow her into the bedroom.


Unless she took you back there to chop your face off with a hatchet....

KcMizzou
08-22-2008, 11:42 PM
Unless she took you back there to chop your face off with a hatchet....LMAO

luv
08-22-2008, 11:44 PM
Unless she took you back there to chop your face off with a hatchet....

Aren't we the optimist? :p

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:45 PM
Aren't we the optimist? :p

That was my first thought, I'd do the up against the wall.

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 11:47 PM
Unless she took you back there to chop your face off with a hatchet....

LOL...thank gawd that didn't happen. Fortunately for me, I've only run across one mad woman in my lifetime and she took off with my car before I had her busted.

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 11:48 PM
In what way did she take you to heaven?

rad
08-22-2008, 11:49 PM
Aren't we the optimist? :p

I'm not saying a woman saying that to me would make me think that, just it would pretty ironic, sorta.

Could you imagine the facial expression?

rad
08-22-2008, 11:50 PM
LOL...thank gawd that didn't happen. Fortunately for me, I've only run across one mad woman in my lifetime and she took off with my car before I had her busted.

Sucks.

What kind of car?

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 11:50 PM
In what way did she take you to heaven?

My dear poor soul, if you only knew. If you only knew.

L.A. Chieffan
08-22-2008, 11:50 PM
i like dirty skanks....dirty dirty skanks

rad
08-22-2008, 11:51 PM
In what way did she take you to heaven?

Really?

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 11:51 PM
My dear poor soul, if you only knew. If you only knew.

Where does it rank among your nights of passion?

KcMizzou
08-22-2008, 11:51 PM
Aren't we the optimist? :pHeh, I have to admit... that's a perfect lead-in for a horror movie killing.

It'd give me pause... but I'd take my chances.

luv
08-22-2008, 11:52 PM
What's hot? A guy getting drunk. The drunker they get, the better I look.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:53 PM
i like dirty skanks....dirty dirty skanks

I assume, clean? You know, clean down low?

L.A. Chieffan
08-22-2008, 11:53 PM
What's hot? A guy getting drunk. The drunker they get, the better I look.

I'm pretty drubnk r u hot yet?

L.A. Chieffan
08-22-2008, 11:54 PM
I assume, clean? You know, clean down low?

I want u to clean your vagina simply

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 11:55 PM
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:56 PM
I want u to clean your vagina simply

God, not this shit again?!

L.A. Chieffan
08-22-2008, 11:56 PM
That's a very fine chardonnay you're drinking.

claythan, nobody reads wpi anymore.

Guru
08-22-2008, 11:57 PM
An attractive girl wearing a baseball cap, with a pony tail pulled through the back.

Hey, you asked.
Yeah, we know you like Jenny Finch.

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2008, 11:57 PM
claythan, nobody reads wpi anymore.

What? How would you even know?

L.A. Chieffan
08-22-2008, 11:58 PM
God, not this shit again?!

i'm trying to listen to the new dirty skank record but simply keeps buzzing in my ear.

DeezNutz
08-22-2008, 11:58 PM
What's hot? A guy getting drunk. The drunker they get, the better I look.

Everyone's in the same boat, just different starting points...

CosmicPal
08-22-2008, 11:59 PM
What's hot? A guy getting drunk. The drunker they get, the better I look.

I'm pretty tipsy- you got a webcam and I'll let you know just how hot you are? :D

L.A. Chieffan
08-22-2008, 11:59 PM
What? How would you even know?

You're into that whole Yale thing aren't you?

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 11:59 PM
LA Chief Fan has mistaken me for this dickhead Dane McCloud. It seems logical because Dane also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Dane and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

CosmicPal
08-23-2008, 12:00 AM
Where does it rank among your nights of passion?

Seriously?

Dude, any time you get laid ranks at the top of your lusty nights in the passion pit. C'mon.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 12:02 AM
You're into that whole Yale thing aren't you?

I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood

luv
08-23-2008, 12:02 AM
I'm pretty tipsy- you got a webcam and I'll let you know just how hot you are? :D

It's not hooked up. Sorry.

Guru
08-23-2008, 12:03 AM
Presumably, they're wrapped around your head, so you can't see them.


:evil:
Can't argue with that one. :thumb:

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 12:04 AM
Posted via Mobile Device
I'll agree on the posture. There was a waitress at theis pool hall In Huntington Beach who had insane posture. I was droooling like for no other woman. Then one night she was also wearing leather short shorts :drool: :whackit:

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 12:05 AM
It's not hooked up. Sorry.

you two, to chat room, NOW, talk dirty to each other, Vonne Marrie and I do, we love it (we play dirty pocker) She's the coolest, EVA!

rad
08-23-2008, 12:05 AM
Sucks.

What kind of car?

I really am curious about what kind of car it was, Cosmic.

CosmicPal
08-23-2008, 12:06 AM
It's not hooked up. Sorry.

That's okay. I'll just keep drinking.

CosmicPal
08-23-2008, 12:07 AM
I really am curious about what kind of car it was, Cosmic.

Why?

It was a Toyota RAV4

luv
08-23-2008, 12:08 AM
you two, to chat room, NOW, talk dirty to each other, Vonne Marrie and I do, we love it (we play dirty pocker) She's the coolest, EVA!

people use chat when it's not game time?

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 12:09 AM
Posted via Mobile Device
I'll agree on the posture. There was a waitress at theis pool hall In Huntington Beach who had insane posture. I was droooling like for no other woman. Then one night she was also wearing leather short shorts :drool: :whackit:

How often is it possible to hook up with waitresses?

Is it considered acceptable to hit on them?

rad
08-23-2008, 12:09 AM
Why?

It was a Toyota RAV4

Oh, so it wasn't like a classic cherry Challenger or something.

Phew!

rad
08-23-2008, 12:10 AM
How often is it possible to hook up with waitresses?

Is it considered acceptable to hit on them?

I think it's mandatory, and graded.

CosmicPal
08-23-2008, 12:11 AM
How often is it possible to hook up with waitresses?



Depends on how often you go out to eat.

CosmicPal
08-23-2008, 12:12 AM
Oh, so it wasn't like a classic cherry Challenger or something.

Phew!

You may rest easy now. :D

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 12:13 AM
I think it's mandatory, and graded.

So what are the odds of a waitress being completely disgusted and pissed off?

Is it creepy to wait more than hour for their shift to finish?

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 12:14 AM
How often is it possible to hook up with waitresses?

Is it considered acceptable to hit on them?

GOD YEAH! But, But, tactful, stategy w/ smoothness attached, create interest, be mysterious.

luv
08-23-2008, 12:14 AM
Seriously....

Confidence (without cockiness).

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 12:15 AM
So what are the odds of a waitress being completely disgusted and pissed off?

Is it creepy to wait more than hour for their shift to finish?

yes, unless they ask you to do just that. Then you go home and make them wonder.

CosmicPal
08-23-2008, 12:15 AM
Is it creepy to wait more than hour for their shift to finish?

Like PeeWee Herman creepy? Or Stephen King creepy?

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 12:15 AM
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Clay... Of course! Though, you've got to assume they (the hot ones) get hit onALL THE TIME. I'd recommend picing the one that's middle of the pack for the pace but has something that catches your eye. I once complimented a waitress on her gap in her teeth (I have one too, and that was my angle) and just threw a whole bunch of confidence her way. She brought us two rounds of drinks on the house and at the end of the night wanted to go back and party with us but we were staying at my bro's with a live-ingirlfriend.
Hey didn't you almost hook up with a River Falls pizza waitress or something?

rad
08-23-2008, 12:16 AM
So what are the odds of a waitress being completely disgusted and pissed off?

Is it creepy to wait more than hour for their shift to finish?

Depends on whether or not she KNOWS you're waiting for her.

If she does, tell her you have to take care of some business and you'll meet her when she's done. Waiting is for..........desperate dudes.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 12:16 AM
No, I merely lusted after her.

luv
08-23-2008, 12:17 AM
Seriously....

Confidence (without cockiness).

And a good sense of humor.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 12:17 AM
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Clay... Of course! Though, you've got to assume they (the hot ones) get hit onALL THE TIME. I'd recommend picing the one that's middle of the pack for the pace but has something that catches your eye. I once complimented a waitress on her gap in her teeth (I have one too, and that was my angle) and just threw a whole bunch of confidence her way. She brought us two rounds of drinks on the house and at the end of the night wanted to go back and party with us but we were staying at my bro's with a live-ingirlfriend.
Hey didn't you almost hook up with a River Falls pizza waitress or something?

Best thing I've ever seen on here!!! ROFLROFLROFLROFL

boogblaster
08-23-2008, 12:23 AM
At my age and condition still breathing is about it ...

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 12:24 AM
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My schlong won't fit inside a paper towel tube.

Smed1065
08-23-2008, 12:27 AM
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My schlong won't fit inside a paper towel tube.

Add paper towels. Even then I know it is small based on post.

Smed1065
08-23-2008, 12:28 AM
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My schlong won't fit inside a paper towel tube.

Pretend is is a race and someone has to rubb?

:doh!:

rad
08-23-2008, 12:29 AM
I've always loved brown/brown. Brunettes kick ass!

http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/2370/p/f/sex_woman_professional2.jpg

luv
08-23-2008, 12:30 AM
I once had a guy come over and immediately start kissing and undressing me when he shut the door. He said, "Let me know if I go too fast." Wow. Just wow.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 12:31 AM
I've always loved brown/brown. Brunettes kick ass!

http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/2370/p/f/sex_woman_professional2.jpg

DUDE! My neighbor is a fuggin TEN! she never comes to the pool though, but her bed is so close to mine, She is the sexiest Brunette I've seen in person, for a long, long time.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 12:32 AM
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Did you give him a piece of the pizza when he was done?

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 12:33 AM
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Any girl with hot fashion sense and good shoes. No matter what she looks like. I'm there.

rad
08-23-2008, 12:34 AM
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Did you give him a piece of the pizza when he was done?

Dude.....

luv
08-23-2008, 12:34 AM
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Any girl with hot fashion sense and good shoes. No matter what she looks like. I'm there.

I call bullshit.

Mr. Kotter
08-23-2008, 12:35 AM
:spock:

WTF? :shrug:

No T and A?

:rolleyes:

This IS "ChiefsPlanet"....

If T and A were in the poll; A would have rated right under personality on my card, FWIW.

;)

Mr. Kotter
08-23-2008, 12:35 AM
I call bullshit.

He meant to qualify that with.....AFTER 12-15 beers/shots/glasses of wine.

:)

I once had a guy come over and immediately start kissing and undressing me when he shut the door. He said, "Let me know if I go too fast." Wow. Just wow.

Man, that's just plain wrong to spill the beans on Clayton like that; he told me you said, "it's our secret."

;)

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 12:41 AM
Yeah, so my neighbor is a total hottie, a true ten, I was playing tennis Wed. night and she came up there in a tennis skirt w/ her hair in a pony-tail. She looked like she'd walked off the set of Wild Things, er, Cruel Intentions, about 24... emm hmm.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 12:44 AM
Tomboy, who loves sports and can talk sports, who's a seven.

This is pretty hot.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 12:44 AM
Luv calls bullshit....(no way to quote posts on Treo)
Z
Serious! I'm kins into "ugly chic"
There's this girl I know, looks like George Washington With longer blonde hair (oer Chloe Soveigney). Shops at Barneys. I'd hit it.
Also this other gal super-hot face but 6 feet tall and wieghs about 250. But wears pencil skirts, secretary blouses and patent Mary Jane stillettos. SUPER HOT!

(hint: T-shirts, jorts and white Reeboks or Keds...NOT)

luv
08-23-2008, 12:47 AM
This is pretty hot.

Talking sports doesn't make up for lack of looks.

Who are you guys trying to fool?

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 12:48 AM
Talking sports doesn't make up for lack of looks.

Who are you guys trying to fool?

You're right, it doesn't.

But it can make a seven really hot.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 12:48 AM
Chloe Soveigney

Brown Bunny? :thumb: Great flick...That's a real life blow-job at the end of that movie, btw, research it... ;)

luv
08-23-2008, 12:49 AM
You're right, it doesn't.

But it can make a seven really hot.

No, it can't.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 12:53 AM
No, it can't.

Don't get me wrong, it doesn't make her a 10.

It just makes her a really hot 7. Hotter than a 7 who only talks about fashion or Sex in the City, for instance.

luv
08-23-2008, 12:55 AM
Don't get me wrong, it doesn't make her a 10.

It just makes her a really hot 7. Hotter than a 7 who only talks about fashion or Sex in the City, for instance.

It makes her a more tolerable 7. Or a really good friend.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 12:57 AM
It makes her a more tolerable 7. Or a really good friend.

Just so you know, kissing after touchdowns is really hot.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 12:57 AM
Don't get me wrong, it doesn't make her a 10.

It just makes her a really hot 7. Hotter than a 7 who only talks about fashion or Sex in the City, for instance.

agree.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 12:59 AM
Let's say I have a 7 who loves the Chiefs and knows who Bobby Bell is.

Over here I have a 10 who hates sports and in general acts like a stuck up bitch.

They both want to **** me.

I might leave with the 7.

This all depends on rack comparison, of course. There can't be too large a gap. Tits have power.

luv
08-23-2008, 01:00 AM
Just so you know, kissing after touchdowns is really hot.

That would be one of those "little things". Very nice thought.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:02 AM
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Well, your whole theory went out the window when you wrote "they both want to **** me"
Sorry.
Just the truth. Unless you suddenly purchased a Ferrari.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 01:03 AM
That would be one of those "little things". Very nice thought.

It's doubly hot because you're anticipating the touchdown AND the kiss.

If you're a masochist like me you might want her to punch you in the balls after interceptions. They both come suddenly, unexpectedly, and hurt.

Posted via Mobile Device

Well, your whole theory went out the window when you wrote "they both want to **** me"
Sorry.
Just the truth. Unless you suddenly purchased a Ferrari.

It was just in theory. Nowhere in the world on any night have two chicks wanted to **** me.

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:03 AM
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Well, your whole theory went out the window when you wrote "they both want to **** me"
Sorry.
Just the truth. Unless you suddenly purchased a Ferrari.

And he told them he was a movie producer.

Sorry Clay, the Ferrari alone wouldn't cut it.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:04 AM
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BTW...I'm not hot. Just ran out of firewood.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:06 AM
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Clay....you'd want her to punch you in the BALL.

luv
08-23-2008, 01:06 AM
Let's say I have a 7 who loves the Chiefs and knows who Bobby Bell is.

Over here I have a 10 who hates sports and in general acts like a stuck up bitch.

They both want to **** me.

I might leave with the 7.

This all depends on rack comparison, of course. There can't be too large a gap. Tits have power.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2903862

If she doesn't, have her read this. Very cool.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 01:07 AM
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Clay....you'd want her to punch you in the BALL.

What's funny is that the S on my keyboard isn't working great, so at first it was ball, before I went back and changed it. But you are correct.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:08 AM
I'm going to post my midnight vulture impersonation. Pic.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:08 AM
Get your popcorn.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 01:09 AM
I'm always aroused by chicks working out. Especially chicks running in ponytails in short shorts or spandex pants. Woweee!

http://twowayfitness.com/images/girl-running-smiling.jpg

luv
08-23-2008, 01:09 AM
I'm going to post my midnight vulture impersonation. Pic.

You think it's hot?

luv
08-23-2008, 01:10 AM
I'm always aroused by hot chicks working out. Especially chicks running in ponytails in short shorts or spandex pants. Woweee!

FYP.

Ugly or fat chicks working out just look pathetic.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:10 AM
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DAMN! Just went to piss in the bushes (camping) and walked right into a motherfriggen Charlotte's web spider web.
I went "BLAAAAAGH! GYAAAAAGH! WHOOOOOAAAAAGH! JJJJJEEEEEEEZZZZZAAGHHHH!A"
jumping around with my knob haning out. must've woken up half the campground.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 01:11 AM
FYP.

Ugly or fat chicks working out just look pathetic.

Actually even ugly ones are pretty hot, if they have decent bodies.

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:12 AM
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DAMN! Just went to piss in the bushes (camping) and walked right into a motherfriggen Charlotte's web spider web.
I went "BLAAAAAGH! GYAAAAAGH! WHOOOOOAAAAAGH! JJJJJEEEEEEEZZZZZAAGHHHH!A"
jumping around with my knob haning out. must've woken up half the campground.

With your knob?

Congrats!

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:12 AM
You think it's hot?

no, I think it's gawd damn comic gold.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:15 AM
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I can't get pics on this shite. someone please explain (shotgunning last two beers now...please send a search party)

luv
08-23-2008, 01:16 AM
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I can't get pics on this shite. someone please explain (shotgunning last two beers now...please send a search party)

Where is your wife?

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:19 AM
Where is your wife?

He knocked her out with his knob

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 01:20 AM
BEAR RAPE

luv
08-23-2008, 01:24 AM
He knocked her out with his knob

LMAO

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:25 AM
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If you must know, she had a minor surgery and is recovering under the care of her mom. We gave them some breathing room.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:26 AM
.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:27 AM
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Though, knob-wise, I have heard the phrase, " I can't breathe...you're poking my spine"

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 01:28 AM
What's amazing is that I had Simply Red figured for a total nancy boy by his posts. His picture told a different story, though.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 01:28 AM
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If you must know, she had a minor surgery and is recovering under the care of her mom. We gave them some breathing room.

Cool. We need the after pics of her rack.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 01:29 AM
.

How much did you pay for that pathetic haircut?

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:30 AM
you'd disown me.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:31 AM
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If I was on my home comuter I would SO prove you wrong.
BTW. Are you going to the bash Phob? And did you see our Madden blue PSP commercial? I cast the Chiefs fan to look like you.

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:31 AM
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Though, knob-wise, I have heard the phrase, " I can't breathe...you're poking my spine"

They make talking blow up dolls now?

Man!

The things they come up with these days.

Fairplay
08-23-2008, 01:33 AM
Actually even ugly ones are pretty hot, if they have decent bodies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/amygunL.jpg

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:33 AM
They make talking blow up dolls now?

Man!

The things they come up with these days.

Can they dance?

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:34 AM
Can they dance?

Only if you press the right buttons

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:35 AM
Only if you press the right buttons

SHOCKAWOOOWHHHHH!

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:38 AM
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Good one Dane.
I could bang your wife in your master bedroom from my box seat at the Hollywood Bowl....and still get out of there to beat the parking rush.

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:39 AM
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Good one Dane.
I could bang your wife in your master bedroom from my box seat at the Hollywood Bowl....and still get out of there to beat the parking rush.

So you're sayin' you're quick?

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:40 AM
So you're sayin' you're quick?

what are you all doing out there?

Phobia
08-23-2008, 01:40 AM
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If I was on my home comuter I would SO prove you wrong.
BTW. Are you going to the bash Phob? And did you see our Madden blue PSP commercial? I cast the Chiefs fan to look like you.

Heh. Really? What an honor. Was it Bellyboy? Next time just cast me. I haven't seen that.

I plan to attend but everything hinges upon the baby's arrival.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:41 AM
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Only when it's like a chore.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:44 AM
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Phob: search my threads started. Or, search Youtube for Blue madden Psp or just search youtube for tinyevel.

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:45 AM
what are you all doing out there?

Me? I've been working my ass of for the past 3 weeks, trying to please the unpleaseable (I guess that's our business).

The whole family's asleep and I'm just sippin' some Whiskey.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 01:46 AM
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Phob: search my threads started. Or, search Youtube for Blue madden Psp or just search youtube for tinyevel.

I just did. Heh. That dude has a giant head. I was scared I was walking into a joke but there is certainly a resemblance. Poor bastech.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:48 AM
last one...

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:48 AM
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Only when it's like a chore.

I prefer to fake it at that point.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:49 AM
Me? I've been working my ass of for the past 3 weeks, trying to please the unpleaseable (I guess that's our business).

The whole family's asleep and I'm just sippin' some Whiskey.

yeah dude, I've met two girls since that one, I'm just such a fickle asshole.

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:50 AM
yeah dude, I've met two girls since that one, I'm just such a fickle asshole.


GOOD.

Don't ****ing settle.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:51 AM
I don't baby, I'm going for gold. I'm dead serious.

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:52 AM
I don't baby, I'm going for gold. I'm dead serious.

Excellent.

And don't forget the condoms.

EVER.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:52 AM
of course.

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:53 AM
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NahPhob. You're hotter than that dude. Just the facial hair resemblance. He is...uh...wider. But I have to admit I was thinking..."Phobia doppleganger...imagine the thread!" during casting.

Simply Red
08-23-2008, 01:55 AM
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NahPhob. You're hotter than that dude. Just the facial hair resemblance. He is...uh...wider. But I have to admit I was thinking..."Phobia doppleganger...imagine the thread!" during casting.

It's aired already, no?

luv
08-23-2008, 01:55 AM
This is the latest I've stayed up in months, and I'm reading posts from a bunch of old, married guys.

I wonder what's on HBO.

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:56 AM
This is the latest I've stayed up in months, and I'm reading posts from a bunch of old, married guys.

I wonder what's on HBO.

Old?

Excuse me?

I was carded just last week, thank you.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 01:56 AM
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NahPhob. You're hotter than that dude. Just the facial hair resemblance. He is...uh...wider. But I have to admit I was thinking..."Phobia doppleganger...imagine the thread!" during casting.

So what you're saying is that dude owes me part of his check then...

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 01:57 AM
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Allright naggers.
I'm fading. Have a nice weekends. I hope to see some of you at the bash (Simply....hint hint)

Phobia
08-23-2008, 01:57 AM
This is the latest I've stayed up in months, and I'm reading posts from a bunch of old, married guys.

I wonder what's on HBO.

Just think, 7 days ago you had a date with an old married guy.

luv
08-23-2008, 01:58 AM
Old?

Excuse me?

I was carded just last week, thank you.

I'm jealous. I've finally gotten to the point where I don't get carded at least half the time. :(

Bob Dole
08-23-2008, 01:59 AM
Where's the "Every other thing out of their mouth isn't a lie" option?

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 01:59 AM
I'm jealous. I've finally gotten to the point where I don't get carded at least half the time. :(

Sorry, Luv

:(

luv
08-23-2008, 02:00 AM
Just think, 7 days ago you had a date with an old married guy.

By far, the hottest date I've had in a long time. Six pack, live football, and meeting new people. Great evening.

Oh, and the pulled pork was alright, too.

DaneMcCloud
08-23-2008, 02:00 AM
Where's the "Every other thing out of their mouth isn't a lie" option?

I think that falls under "Voice".

luv
08-23-2008, 02:01 AM
Where's the "Every other thing out of their mouth isn't a lie" option?

Very good. Nearly impossible to find.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 02:01 AM
Oh, and the pulled pork was alright, too.

Wow, on the first date? :p

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:02 AM
By far, the hottest date I've had in a long time. Six pack, live football, and meeting new people. Great evening.

Oh, and the pulled pork was alright, too.

I'll be honest, I was prepared for a little more action if you know what I mean...

luv
08-23-2008, 02:02 AM
Wow, on the first date? :p

He offered. I even got to choose between dry and wet. Sauce was excellent.

luv
08-23-2008, 02:03 AM
I'll be honest, I was prepared for a little more action if you know what I mean...

All that walking....I figured you were wore out.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 02:03 AM
He offered. I even got to choose between dry and wet. Sauce was excellent.

Dry?

He's a freak.

:)

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 02:07 AM
I might just stay up for this. I found a bottle of brake fluid under the seat of the XTerra. Maybe I'll stick round and keep drinking

luv
08-23-2008, 02:08 AM
Dry?

He's a freak.

:)

Yummy either way.

luv
08-23-2008, 02:09 AM
I might just stay up for this. I found a bottle of brake fluid under the seat of the XTerra. Maybe I'll stick round and keep drinking

It's not green, is it? Antifreeze shot?

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:09 AM
All that walking....I figured you were wore out.

All that walking, I figured you were horny.

Phobia
08-23-2008, 02:11 AM
I might just stay up for this. I found a bottle of brake fluid under the seat of the XTerra. Maybe I'll stick round and keep drinking
How you like that XTerra? We had one for about 10 minutes. Sold it for a mini-van when we got custody of my teens.

Count Alex's Losses
08-23-2008, 02:12 AM
I might just stay up for this. I found a bottle of brake fluid under the seat of the XTerra. Maybe I'll stick round and keep drinking

Antifreeze is a better buzz!

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 02:12 AM
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This thread is totally pwning the Gretz "ball handling offense" thread PBJ

luv
08-23-2008, 02:13 AM
Posted via Mobile Device

This thread is totally pwning the Gretz "ball handling offense" thread PBJ

Who needs their balls handled, anyway?

Bob Dole
08-23-2008, 02:13 AM
How you like that XTerra? We had one for about 10 minutes. Sold it for a mini-van when we got custody of my teens.

Wow. Just. Wow.

Mini-van Phil.

luv
08-23-2008, 02:14 AM
All that walking, I figured you were horny.

If that Tequila Rose Cocoa shot had been jager....

TinyEvel
08-23-2008, 02:15 AM
Posted via Mobile Device

Xterra is a doublecab truck with a covered cargo area.
Fun to drive, but bouncy.
Kinda like that 250 Lb gal at my office with the patent Mary Jane Stilettos...