View Full Version : Poop Darwin Award?

08-25-2008, 04:45 PM
CHARLOTTE, N.C. A man who grabbed a knife to try to get his two young children out of a locked car died when he fell on the blade, Charlotte police said.

The Charlotte Observer reported that 22-year-old Miguel Angel Rivera Lemus died Sunday afternoon at Carolinas Medical Center after being stabbed in the chest.

Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were investigating but said Lemus' death appears to have been an accident.

Lemus and his wife had dropped by their apartment briefly before planning an errand when they realized they had locked their children and keys in the car, authorities said.

The woman searched for spare keys and Lemus grabbed a large butcher knife he hoped to use to pry open a window, police said. Lemus fell down six stairs and landed on the knife, police said.

The woman got the children out with the spare keys.

08-25-2008, 04:46 PM
Dude was a MEXICAN and he STILL couldn't handle the knife??

Shameful to my people. ;) Ju got some 'splainin' to do.

08-25-2008, 04:48 PM
ugh. I want to laugh, but two kids now no longer have a daddy because of that. he removed himself from the gene pool, but his kids have half of his dna--so there's a chance that the shallow end of the gene pool hasn't been totally removed. thus, he's a possible nominee for a darwin award, but prolly won't win one due to their rules.