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Der Flöprer
08-25-2008, 10:12 PM
Here you go. I know you've all been waiting for it.

http://www.geckotales.com/dnc-agenda.htm

Democratic National Convention
Agenda for Denver DNC 2008

The 2008 DNC promises change. Here's the schedule and agenda for the opening night of the Democratic National Convention. It's going to be so much fun I just can't wait.

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning

7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 P.M. How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:35 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9:00 P.M. SaddA.M. Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Collection for the OsA.M.a Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 P.M. Free the Freedom Fighters from GuantanA.M.o Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 P.M. Oval Office Affairs - WilliA.M. Jefferson Clinton

11:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 P.M. How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers -
Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 A.M. 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 A.M. Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 A.M. Nomination of Barrack Hussan ObA.M.a by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 A.M. Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of The
; Great Satan', 'W' Bush

12:50 A.M. Hillary proposes a toast to our millions of new Illegal
Alien voters

1:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the
Republican party.

1:05 A.M. Coronation of Barrack Hussan ObA.M.a

1:30 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 A.M. Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home

J Diddy
08-25-2008, 10:14 PM
that's not even funny
that's just stupid

Der Flöprer
08-25-2008, 10:14 PM
Yeah, I loled. I'm like 15% retarded.

banyon
08-25-2008, 10:15 PM
Here you go. I know you've all been waiting for it.

http://www.geckotales.com/dnc-agenda.htm

Democratic National Convention
Agenda for Denver DNC 2008

The 2008 DNC promises change. Here's the schedule and agenda for the opening night of the Democratic National Convention. It's going to be so much fun I just can't wait.

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning

7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 P.M. How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:35 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9:00 P.M. SaddA.M. Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Collection for the OsA.M.a Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 P.M. Free the Freedom Fighters from GuantanA.M.o Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 P.M. Oval Office Affairs - WilliA.M. Jefferson Clinton

11:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

Holy Hell, can't you come up with something new every couple of years?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=150645&highlight=blood+toast

Reaper16
08-25-2008, 10:15 PM
that's not even funny
that's just stupid
this

J Diddy
08-25-2008, 10:17 PM
this

yes?

:shrug:

Der Flöprer
08-25-2008, 10:20 PM
yes?

:shrug:

It's the latest trend on the internet. That one's going to go by the wayside much sooner than this 2 year old post of the DNC.

J Diddy
08-25-2008, 10:23 PM
It's the latest trend on the internet. That one's going to go by the wayside much sooner than this 2 year old post of the DNC.

this

Der Flöprer
08-25-2008, 10:26 PM
this

LMAO That is probably the last time I will find that funny.

banyon
08-25-2008, 10:28 PM
BTW, this was my reply the first time:
2008 Republican National Convention Schedule

7:00 P.M. Opening prayer by Pat Robertson that God will destroy everyone not currently in the building.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the World Trade Organization and ExxonMobil.
7:30 PM. Dick Cheney toast with blood-filled goblets.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Prayer- handling of snakes- drinking of various poisons
Jerry Falwell/ James Dobson
8:00 P.M. Ceremonial crucifiction of homosexual - Fred Phelps
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Morning orgy with underage children
8:30 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Ken Lay Rally: Rick Perry, Karl Rove
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Releasing Unnecessarily Tortured Prisoners"
Alberto Gonzales.
9:15 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit CEO legal defense fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to reclassify uncooperative media as 'enemy combatants' Sean Hannity
9:40 P.M. Why I hated my National Guard Duty: A short talk by
George W. Bush.
9:45 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
9:50 P.M. Bill O' Reilly receives "Independent Journalism"
award, presented by Rupert Murdoch.
9:55 P.M., Dick Cheney blood toast.
10:00 P.M. Presentation: "Why God brought down
the World Trade Center Towers to strike at the Lesbians and Sweden", by Jerry Falwell.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of George Allen for
President by the Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan.
11:00 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
11:05 P.M. Rick Santorum compares convention to the Council of Elrond.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops, Body Armor? Who Knows?", presented
by Donald Rumsfeld.
11:30 P.M Coronation of George Allen with ceremonial dive into the money pit.
12:00 AM. Dick Cheney Blood Toast.

12:05 A.M Dick Cheney plugs back into wall hibernation mode for the evening.
__________________

J Diddy
08-25-2008, 10:29 PM
LMAO That is probably the last time I will find that funny.

I had to take a chance
hehe

Der Flöprer
08-25-2008, 10:59 PM
BTW, this was my reply the first time:
2008 Republican National Convention Schedule

7:00 P.M. Opening prayer by Pat Robertson that God will destroy everyone not currently in the building.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the World Trade Organization and ExxonMobil.
7:30 PM. Dick Cheney toast with blood-filled goblets.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Prayer- handling of snakes- drinking of various poisons
Jerry Falwell/ James Dobson
8:00 P.M. Ceremonial crucifiction of homosexual - Fred Phelps
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Morning orgy with underage children
8:30 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Ken Lay Rally: Rick Perry, Karl Rove
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Releasing Unnecessarily Tortured Prisoners"
Alberto Gonzales.
9:15 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit CEO legal defense fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to reclassify uncooperative media as 'enemy combatants' Sean Hannity
9:40 P.M. Why I hated my National Guard Duty: A short talk by
George W. Bush.
9:45 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
9:50 P.M. Bill O' Reilly receives "Independent Journalism"
award, presented by Rupert Murdoch.
9:55 P.M., Dick Cheney blood toast.
10:00 P.M. Presentation: "Why God brought down
the World Trade Center Towers to strike at the Lesbians and Sweden", by Jerry Falwell.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of George Allen for
President by the Grand Wizard of the Klu Klux Klan.
11:00 P.M. Dick Cheney blood toast.
11:05 P.M. Rick Santorum compares convention to the Council of Elrond.
11:15 P.M. "Our Troops, Body Armor? Who Knows?", presented
by Donald Rumsfeld.
11:30 P.M Coronation of George Allen with ceremonial dive into the money pit.
12:00 AM. Dick Cheney Blood Toast.

12:05 A.M Dick Cheney plugs back into wall hibernation mode for the evening.
__________________


I laughed at that one too. I hate all politicians, and parties equally.

Radar Chief
08-26-2008, 01:40 PM
that's not even funny
that's just stupid

:shrug: I thought the last one was pretty good.

1:35 A.M. Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home