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penguinz
08-26-2008, 02:08 PM
AH HA! Macaroni and Cheese
(Serves 12 to 16)

Ingredients:
2 pounds elbow macaroni
12 eggs
1 cup cubed Velveeta cheese
pound (2 sticks) butter, melted
6 cups half-and-half
4 cups grated sharp yellow cheddar cheese
2 cups grated extra sharp white cheddar cheese
1 cups grated mozzarella cheese
1 cup grated Asiago cheese
1 cup grated Gruyere cheese
1 cup grated Monterey Jack cheese
1 cup grated Muenster cheese
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon black pepper

Directions:
Preheat the oven to 325F. Bring a large saucepan of salted water to a boil. Add the macaroni and cook until still slightly al dente, about 10 minutes. Drain and set aside to keep warm.Whisk the eggs in a large bowl until frothy. Combine the Velveeta, butter, and two cups of the half-and-half in a large bowl. Add the warm macaroni, tossing until the cheese has melted and the mixture is smooth. Add the remaining half-and-half, three cups of the sharp yellow cheddar cheese, the remaining grated cheeses, and salt and pepper, tossing until completely combined.Pour the mixture into a 9 x 13-inch casserole or baking dish and bake for about 30 minutes. Sprinkle with the remaining one cup of sharp yellow cheddar cheese and bake until golden brown on top, about 30 minutes more. Serve hot.

Buzz
08-26-2008, 02:14 PM
Your gonna need a bigger pan...

chief52
08-26-2008, 02:14 PM
I felt my arteries clog just reading this :D

Bugeater
08-26-2008, 02:24 PM
Meh, only 2 sticks of butter?


FAIL

RJ
08-26-2008, 02:28 PM
Your gonna need a bigger pan...


And more than 30 minutes baking time.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
08-26-2008, 02:30 PM
Is this taken from the "Only Shit Once a Month!" cookbook?

Consistent1
08-26-2008, 03:06 PM
I thought the whole idea of mac and cheese was that it is supposed to be cheap?

gblowfish
08-26-2008, 03:07 PM
Is this taken from the "Only Shit Once a Month!" cookbook?

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FAX
08-26-2008, 03:10 PM
That's all well and good, but what America needs right now is a good creamed corn recipe.

FAX

Bob Dole
08-26-2008, 03:14 PM
There's no way in hell that all fits in a single 9x13 casserole.

Stewie
08-26-2008, 03:16 PM
And more than 30 minutes baking time.

It's baked 60 minutes.

Bob Dole
08-26-2008, 03:17 PM
That's all well and good, but what America needs right now is a good creamed corn recipe.

FAX

1 pound frozen corn
2 pkgs. (3 oz. each) cream cheese, cut in cubes
1/2 cup heavy whipping cream
1/4 cup butter, melted
1 teaspoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon. salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper

Spread corn over bottom of 3 1/2-4 quart slow cooker. Top with cream cheese cubes.

Mix remaining ingredients; pour over corn and cream cheese.

Cover and cook on high heat setting for 2-3 hours until creamy. Stir well before serving.

FAX
08-26-2008, 03:35 PM
Now, that's what I'm talking about. Actually, Mr. Bob Dole, you may recall that I have used your creamed corn recipe in the past. It is, frankly speaking, the awesomest bomb of creamed corn in the whole freaking world, baby.

What I meant by my post is the problem we have is that it isn't in widespread use at this time. If more Americans ate more creamed corn, many of our problems would dissipate including medical costs, gas prices, and random, urban violence.

What I mean by that is creamed corn is nature's remedy and, once America realizes the benefits of creamed corn, corn-based ethanol will be deemed an unwise use of the corn resource and we will, instead, begin drilling for oil on our own land creating more supply and, therefore, lower prices at the pump. Also, nobody wants to harm another human being with a gut full of creamed corn. It just isn't possible.

FAX

siberian khatru
08-26-2008, 03:45 PM
TWELVE eggs????

And what's this wimping out with half-and-half? That recipe screams for heavy cream!

Simply Red
08-26-2008, 03:50 PM
TWELVE eggs????

And what's this wimping out with half-and-half? That recipe screams for heavy cream!

settle down Emeril, next thing you're going to want are bacon wrapped pork-chops.:evil:

RJ
08-26-2008, 03:53 PM
It's baked 60 minutes.



Ahhh, I missed the part where it goes back in the oven for 30 more minutes. Good thing I wasn't cooking it for real or I'd have just served my family raw macaroni and cheese!!!


Yuck!

siberian khatru
08-26-2008, 03:55 PM
settle down Emeril, next thing you're going to want are bacon wrapped pork-chops.:evil:

Those would be tofu compared to this dish.

Simply Red
08-26-2008, 04:04 PM
Those would be tofu compared to this dish.

ROFL