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Demonpenz
08-27-2008, 09:56 PM
I can't wait. It looks like scary movie (which cracks me up) but with disasters. Anyone excited to go?

Thig Lyfe
08-27-2008, 09:59 PM
Anybody who so much as smiles at the trailer is functionally retarded.

Sure-Oz
08-27-2008, 10:07 PM
I've never seen any of these types of movies, i won't even waste a netflix spot on it

Jenson71
08-27-2008, 10:30 PM
Not a surprise this is coming out so close to Oscar season - I expect a few nominations.

QuikSsurfer
08-27-2008, 11:28 PM
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Dunit35
08-27-2008, 11:35 PM
You're kidding. That movie looks stupid. I can't believe they are making a profit off of these. Date movie was extremely dumb, Epic movie massively dumb, disaster movie looks just as dumb.

Everytime the trailer comes on my roommate and I both wish they'd stop making those movies.

Pablo
08-27-2008, 11:39 PM
It looks so awesome dude. That part where they're spoofing Juno and the baby kicks the dude in the face...

LOLOLOLOLOZZRRRWTFBBQAFKLMAOSHOOTMYF***INGBRAINSOUTQRSTUV!!!!!

Demonpenz
08-28-2008, 08:46 AM
Ok to be serious for a second. I could probably pull off a thin script of a parody of juno. Take a unfortunate looking awkward teen. Tell her not to shower for a couple days. Add some shitty indie music, coupled with a guy who looks like quicksilver. Add some B side tracks to bands that you have never heard with out of tune 90 dollar guitars and sappy lyrics that only "Girls of awkward" age will understand. Add some bangs in the girls face because the world is too cruel to look at. Throw in some weed references and maybe a giant hug at the end and a girl cutting herself. There you go. Indie people would buy the shit out of that

phisherman
08-28-2008, 09:01 AM
and anything with fast cars, women and nickelback on the soundtrack will have you running to buy a ticket.

these movies are for the lowest common denominator. the first few were bad enough and now I just do the old facepalm whenever i see another one getting released.

beavis
08-28-2008, 09:09 AM
I watched about 10 minutes of the first Scary Movie.

That was enough.

Demonpenz
08-28-2008, 09:09 AM
and anything with fast cars, women and nickelback on the soundtrack will have you running to buy a ticket.

these movies are for the lowest common denominator. the first few were bad enough and now I just do the old facepalm whenever i see another one getting released.

Correction anything with the Song CLICK CLICK BOOM I will buy. Like a movie with Vin Diesel and some motorcycles chains and Jet li yeah and they both get 69 chargers and the ramp over the st louis arch until the entire state of missouri explodes in napalm

phisherman
08-28-2008, 09:20 AM
sounds like just about every POS movie put out by major studios in the last 15 years.

big explosions + big jugs + action stars = entertainment for the masses.

ugh.

Deberg_1990
08-28-2008, 10:12 AM
You're kidding. That movie looks stupid. I can't believe they are making a profit off of these. Date movie was extremely dumb, Epic movie massively dumb, disaster movie looks just as dumb.

Everytime the trailer comes on my roommate and I both wish they'd stop making those movies.

The keep making $$$$ so Hollywood will continue to produce until they dont anymore.

They are designed to appeal to the typical Friday/Sat night teen crowds.

When i was a kid we had the same sort of flicks. They were called the Police Academy movies.

Thig Lyfe
08-28-2008, 12:14 PM
The keep making $$$$ so Hollywood will continue to produce until they dont anymore.

They are designed to appeal to the typical Friday/Sat night teen crowds.

Like we needed another reason to hate teenagers.

blaise
08-28-2008, 02:53 PM
That movie will be a disaster all right.

Mr Luzcious
08-28-2008, 09:48 PM
Well at least it can't be any worse than epic movie.

Demonpenz
08-29-2008, 04:14 PM
It has gotten 00% so far on RT

CoMoChief
08-29-2008, 05:07 PM
I quit watching those after Scary Move 2.

Now they come out with one every year and they get progressively dumber and dumber.

J Diddy
08-29-2008, 05:33 PM
I absolutely refuse to watch another spoof movie, ever

JBucc
08-29-2008, 06:05 PM
Because the world needs more lame break dancing "jokes".

Deberg_1990
08-29-2008, 07:35 PM
Now they come out with one every year and they get progressively dumber and dumber.


True, but Anna Faris gets progressively hotter and hotter.

Valiant
08-29-2008, 10:04 PM
I quit watching those after Scary Move 2.

Now they come out with one every year and they get progressively dumber and dumber.



That is because the first two scary movies are a different franchise..

Scary Movie one and two are Waynes Bros.

Then Lesilie Neilson bought that shit and ruined it..

The first two were funny because they were rated R.. Now all that shit is PG13..

Thig Lyfe
08-29-2008, 11:39 PM
Because the world needs more lame break dancing "jokes".

The last time breakdancing was funny was Zoolander. 7 years ago.

J Diddy
08-30-2008, 12:36 AM
The last time breakdancing was funny was Zoolander. 7 years ago.


you thought zoolander was funny?

:spock:

Pablo
08-30-2008, 12:38 AM
you thought zoolander was funny?

:spock:Zoolander was most definitely hilarious and awesome.

Tribal Warfare
08-30-2008, 01:21 AM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/disaster_movie/


still at 00% ROFL :rockon:

Thig Lyfe
08-30-2008, 01:41 AM
you thought zoolander was funny?

:spock:

Yes. That's it's also the last time Ben Stiller had any cred (although Tropic Thunder was decent enough to earn him some back).

Zoolander is an example of stupid comedy done well. Good "stupid comedy" has an undercurrent of intelligence to it. Disaster Movie is just stupid people making shitty comedy.

HC_Chief
08-30-2008, 11:02 AM
Zoolander was most definitely hilarious and awesome.

Yep :D

"They'll be reading our yoogooglie"

Bowser
08-30-2008, 04:19 PM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/disaster_movie/


still at 00% ROFL :rockon:

It's sad when a movie is so bad, it becomes the subject of late-night debates on whether it's better or worse than Uwe Boll's Postal.

LMAO

KcMizzou
08-30-2008, 04:37 PM
I checked, The Opposite of Funny Movie and Awful Film were available for titles, but Disaster Movie works absolutely perfect. Nice.

Lets hope it keeps the perfect score.