out of lurking...for tonight

[Over-Head]

got ****d for $3700.Today
jus drank a half galon of JD and smoked a LARGE on=e.

oh's your labour day weekend going?

[RibKing67]

Not half as good as yours to this point.

[2112]

Wow, a drunk pissed off O-H. cool! :toast:

How's it hangin? a nice warm night out at the shed?

[Bwana]

How did you get boned out of $3700?

[Skip Towne]

Who bent you over for that much money?

[Over-Head]

The shed is rocken..got BOTH doublekick drums in tune, and am ?"loaded like a freight traine...."

[Iowanian]

You're still a dickbag and a loser.




that should do it.

[Over-Head]

Filen like an airoplane

[Over-Head]

You're still a dickbag and a loser.




that should do it.Still pissed at your mother in law spitting eh???

[Iowanian]

QUICK!! HIDE IN THE TOILET


http://www.tmalliance.com/uploads/022766/SweetTooth_Stalking.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Call me a pus-nutted no good shit for brains, I miss it.

[Bugeater]

Oh man, I wish I had some weed for this...

[Over-Head]

feeleen like a space brain one more time tonight .....

[2112]

Oh man, I wish I had some weed for this...

would you smoke it out of your corn pipe?

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=24&pictureid=182

[Over-Head]

QUICK!! HIDE IN THE TOILET


http://www.tmalliance.com/uploads/022766/SweetTooth_Stalking.jpg
Why you home sick?

[KcMizzou]

feeleen like a space brain one more time tonight .....Heheh, nothin' like a little Mr. Brownstone. Killer tune.

Good to see ya, OH.

[keg in kc]

whiskey tango foxtrot

[Bugeater]

would you smoke it out of your corn pipe?

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=24&pictureid=182

Don't you have a bigger version of that pic? You can hardly tell it's me.

[2112]

Don't you have a bigger version of that pic? You can hardly tell it's me.

How's this?

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w29/jackass500/bugeater-1.jpg

And your girl

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w29/jackass500/Bugeaterdate.jpg

[Over-Head]

Heheh, nothin' like a little Mr. Brownstone. Killer tune.

Good to see ya, OH.

REP

[Bugeater]

Meh, the first pic is better, it looks disturbingly real.

[2112]

Meh, the first pic is better, it looks disturbingly real.

You never know. I might have to go through Omaha one day. I'll keep an eye out for you, there certainly can not be two people in that state that dress like that and have overalls, a corn pipe, and a straw hat. right?

[Over-Head]

whiskey tango foxtrot

wkf
Ahhhh',,,,
W= White Lion
K_= Killer dwarfs
F= Faster poussy cats

REP DUDE!!!

[Bwana]

Dude, I know you're liquored up AND a Raiders fan, so let me try it this way:

How....Did.... You.... Get.... Horse ******.... Out.... Of.... $3700?

[Bugeater]

You never know. I might have to go through Omaha one day. I'll keep an eye out for you, there certainly can not be two people in that state that dress like that and have overalls, a corn pipe, and a straw hat. right?

No, pretty much everyone here looks like that.

[2112]

Dude, I know you're liquored up AND a Raiders fan, so let me try it this way:

How....Did.... You.... Get.... Horse ******.... Out.... Of.... $3700?

ROFL

[Over-Head]

Who bent you over for that much money?
Contracntor, got paid by client,
****ed all us sub's
yoiu know the deal

[2112]

No, pretty much everyone here looks like that.

That is unfortunate. :spock:

[FAX]

Good to see you, Mr. Over-Head. Congratulations on being stoned out of your mind.

FAX

[KcMizzou]

No, pretty much everyone here looks like that.Hey, at least you don't think Illinois is currently leading Mizzou 20-6. :)

[Bugeater]

Contracntor, got paid by client,
****ed all us sub's
yoiu know the deal

Can't yoiu file a lien on the client's property?

[go bo]

Oh man, I wish I had some weed for this...i'd offer you some of mine, but the shipping cost might be prohibitive... :bong:

[plbrdude]

Contracntor, got paid by client,
****ed all us sub's
yoiu know the deal

that stinks. hope you have some recourse. otherwise just have faith that his day's coming.

[Over-Head]

So tonighit I'm saying W
TF???
My son is 19 months old
Healthy as the all get out
31 lbs
3.5 feet tall
And sleeping peacfully
strong as an ox
And I have a "colect

[Bugeater]

i'd offer you some of mine, but the shipping cost might be prohibitive... :bong:

Can you just email me some? That would be much faster anyway.

[Over-Head]

Can't yoiu file a lien on the client's property?xtended family's best friend
A:
I'm ****ed ither way
B: I do the job as a pro who know's he ain't getting paid "in law so to speak"who did it and got ****ed any way"

Tekll me what you'd do????

[Bwana]

xtended family's best friend
A:
I'm ****ed ither way
B: I do the job as a pro who know's he ain't getting paid "in law so to speak"who did it and got ****ed any way"

Tekll me what you'd do????


Gravel his ass until I got my money. On a side note, I am going to have a DNA test run, to find out if you are related to TommyKat. :D

[FAX]

There's not much you can do. Call a collection agency and sic those bastards on the guy, maybe. They'll take most of the money, though. I think the best thing in these circumstances is to smoke another giant doobie and move on.

FAX

[Bugeater]

xtended family's best friend
A:
I'm ****ed ither way
B: I do the job as a pro who know's he ain't getting paid "in law so to speak"who did it and got ****ed any way"

Tekll me what you'd do????

Go Postal? :bang:

[FAX]

I missed the part about the extended family. Why not go to them and ask them to pony up?

FAX

[Over-Head]

Call me a pus-nutted no good shit for brains, I miss it.
How about a simple F U C K O F F instad ?

[Over-Head]

Gravel his ass until I got my money. On a side note, I am going to have a DNA test run, to find out if you are related to TommyKat. :D

Have I ever called you a prick?

[Hammock Parties]

How about a simple * * * * O F F instad ?

That's no good. Put your back into it.

[Bwana]

Have I ever called you a prick?

NUMEROUS times. :evil:

[KcMizzou]

Man, when Raider fans get drunk/high... they don't **** around. :eek:

Be careful, OH. Got that 19 month old to think about. (as if I should talk)

[Skip Towne]

Contracntor, got paid by client,
****ed all us sub's
yoiu know the deal

Yeah, I know the feeling. But never for that much money.

[Over-Head]

[quote=Claythan;495920t adry no good. Put your back into it.[/quote]
Listen up you no load can't **** wanna be, lower than whale shit in the bottem of a dry well homo
I got two words for ya
and they start and end with the letter F 4321

[Iowanian]

I heard that your work was to Quality as Ditch weed is to dope.

[Over-Head]

Yeah, I know the feeling. But never for that much money.
That was onlty tyhe painting of the house...
we aint gonnna disuss the ornimantial ceilings I did fior the cocksucker

[FAX]

Foof Fluff?

FAX

[KcMizzou]

If ever an avatar fit a poster...

LMAO

[Over-Head]

I heard that your work was to Quality as Ditch weed is to dope.
Oh my, I find myself up against a person who can type more derogaroty tihngs on a message board than I can.,
What ever shall I do???

[Iowanian]

Oh my, I find myself up against a person who can type more derogaroty tings on a message board than I can.,
What ever shall I do???

I don't know....Smoke more dope, continue to suck at life?

[Over-Head]

I don't know....Smoke more dope, continue to suck at life?
Better to suck than swallow I always sayROFL

[2112]

Better to suck than swallow I always sayROFL

You better go back out to the shed, both your wit and your spelling are coming back.

[Over-Head]

You better go back out to the shed, both your wit and your spelling are coming back.
I admittefd I'm drunk., whats your accuse at being a moron?

[RibKing67]

Heheh, nothin' like a little Mr. Brownstone. Killer tune.

Good to see ya, OH.

that was "nighttrain"

"Mr Brownstone" goes like.....I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do so a little got more and morrree. I just keep tryin to get a little better said a little better than before.......

Both are epic tunes just wanted to clarify!

[KcMizzou]

that was "nighttrain"

"Mr Brownstone" goes like.....I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do so a little got more and morrree. I just keep tryin to get a little better said a little better than before.......

Both are epic tunes just wanted to carify!Oh for ****s sake. :shake:

And I call myself a GnR fan. I should hang my head in shame.

(Seriously... Gah... I knew better than that. Nice catch.)

[Mecca]

You screwed up a GNR song......fail.

[Over-Head]

that was "nighttrain"

"Mr Brownstone" goes like.....I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do so a little got more and morrree. I just keep tryin to get a little better said a little better than before.......

Both are epic tunes just wanted to carify!




Shoved it in the bindle and I shot it in the middle
And it, it drove outta my mind
I should've known better, said I wish I never met her Said I,
I leave it all behind Yowsa!

****you2:D

[StcChief]

OH bummer....with the ecomony the way it is.... haven't you learned to get at least 1/2 up front, every contractor I know..... that's how it rolls......

well in Canada eh. maybe not :shrug:

sorry for your loss.....

oh and the Faiders still suck :D

[KcMizzou]

You screwed up a GNR song......fail.Seriously. I've liked that band (and particularly that album) since high school. And I'm 34...

[2112]

I admittefd I'm drunk., whats your accuse at being a moron?

That's more like it.

[Over-Head]

That's more like it.
have i called you a Quiefs fan et??:D
\

[2112]

have i called you a Quiefs fan et??:D
\

You dumbass, I'm not a Quiefs fan.

[Over-Head]

Double talkin' jive
Get the money mother****er
'Cause I got no more patience

[Over-Head]

Get in the Ring

Why do you look at me when you hate me
Why should I look at you when you
Make me hate you too
I sense a smell of retribution in the air
I don't even understand why the ****
You even care
And I don't need your jealousy yeah
Why drag me down in your misery
And when you stare you don't think I feel it
But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades
When I'm havin' fun ya know I can't conceal it
'Cause I know you'd never cut it in my game
Oh no
And when you're talkin' about a vasectomy
Yeah
I'll be writin' down your obituary
History

You got your bitches with
The silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice
Pain!!!

And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies
Instead of the things we said
That means you
Andy Secher at Hit Parader
Circus Magazine
Mick Wall at Kerrang
Bob Guccione Jr; at Spin,
What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more
Pussy than you?
**** you
Suck my ****in' dick

You be rippin' off the ****in' kids
While they be payin' their hard earned
Money to read about the bands
They want to know about
Printin' lies startin' controversy
You wanta antagonize me
Antagonize me mother****er
Get in the ring mother****er
And I'll kick your bitchy little ass
Punk

I don't like you, I just hate you
I gonna kick your ass, Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

You may not like our integrity yeah
We built a world out of anarchy oh yeah

And in this corner weighing in at 850 pounds,
Guns N' Roses

Get in the ring
Yeah

[RibKing67]

I remember that one.

[L.A. Chieffan]

used to get up around seven now i get round nine
used to do a little but now a littles a waste of my....time

[KcMizzou]

Lately, I've really liked Rocket Queen.

[Bugeater]

OH bummer....with the ecomony the way it is.... haven't you learned to get at least 1/2 up front, every contractor I know..... that's how it rolls......

well in Canada eh. maybe not :shrug:

sorry for your loss.....

oh and the Faiders still suck :D

Good luck getting 1/2 up front when you're sub-contracting.

[Over-Head]

You dumbass, I'm not a Quiefs fan.
WHAT ELSE CAN I CALL A PATS Fan besides faggot??? j?k:D

[KcMizzou]

Curse you, OH...

Time to fire up the old Winamp.

[StcChief]

WHAT ELSE CAN I CALL A PATS Fan besides pillowbiter??? j?k:D


or bandwagon fan? Not a bad one to get on though......

at least a AFC team.

[L.A. Chieffan]

It's so easy easy when everybodys trying to please me baby

[Over-Head]

Curse you, OH...

Time to fire up the old Winamp.

I',m hammered not stupid:spock:

[KcMizzou]

or bandwagon fan? Not a bad one to get on though......

at least a AFC team.Heh... he's a Jets fan. No bandwagon there.

Unless he suddenly switched gears... and I highly doubt that.

That'd be like a homer like me suddenly rooting for the Broncos. :D

[KcMizzou]

It's so easy easy when everybodys trying to please me babyJust came on...

Honestly, Appetite was one of the best rock albums ever.

Makes me feel old as hell when I hear GnR on classic rock stations though...

[Over-Head]

Lately, I've really liked Rocket Queen.

If I say I don't need anyone
I can say these things to you
'Cause
I can turn on any one
Just like I turned on you
I've got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors
But then you'll do whatever I like

Chorus:

Here I am
And you're a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young
But honey I ain't naive
Here I am
And you're a Rocket Queen oh yeah
I might be too much
But honey you're a bit obscene

I've seen everything imaginable
Pass before these eyes
I've had everything that's tangible
Honey you'd be surprised
I'm a sexual innuendo
In this burned out paradise
If you turn me on to anything
You better turn me on tonight

Chorus

I see you standing
Standing on your own
It's such a lonely place for you
For you to be
If you need a shoulder
Or if you need a friend
I'll bee here standing
Until the bitter end
No one needs the sorrow
No one needs the pain
I hate to see you
Walking out there
Out in the rain
So don't chastise me
Or think I, I mean you harm
Of those that take you
Leave you strung out
Much too far
Baby-yeah

Don't ever leave me
Say you'll always be there
All I ever wanted
Was for you
To know that I care

[KcMizzou]

I',m hammered not stupid:spock:Huh?

I just meant all your GnR talk made me want to play some.

[Bugeater]

Why do you look at me when you hate me
Why should I look at you when you
make me hate you too
I sense a smell of retribution in the air
I don't even understand why the ****
you even care
And I don't need your jealousy yeah
Why drag me down in your misery
And when you stare don't you think I feel it
But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades
When I'm havin' fun ya know I can't conceal it
'Cause I know you'd never cut it in my game
Oh no
And when you're talkin' about a vasectomy
Yeah
I'll be writin' down your obituary
History


You got your bitches with
the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice
Pain!!


And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies
Instead of the things we said
That means you
Andy Secher at Hit Parader
Circus Magazine
Mick Wall at Kerrang
Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin,
What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more
pussy than you?
**** you
Suck my ****in' dick


You be rippin' off the ****in' kids
While they be payin' their hard earned
money to read about the bands
They want to know about
Printin' lies startin' controversy
You wanta antagonize me
Antagonize me mother****er
Get in the ring mother****er
And I'll kick your bitchy little ass
Punk


I don't like you, I just hate you
I gonna kick your ass, oh yeah! oh yeah!


You may not like our integrity yeah
We built a world out of anarchy oh yeah!


And in this corner weighin in at 850 pounds,
Guns N' Roses


Get in the ring
Yeah!


Yeah this song is dedicated to All the Guns n' ****in' Roses fans
Who stuck with us through all the
****ing shit
And to all those opposed...
Hmm...well

[FAX]

Here's one ... kind of a New Wave British HM tune ...

Woke up in the afternoon, yeah.
Read the new Garfield cartoon, yeah.
Had to steal the paper though, yeah.
Runnin' away, he stubbed his toe, yeah.

Smoked a real big doobie, yeah.
Opened a jar of stinky lubey, yeah.
Toe's feelin' a lot better now, yeah.
So's his pecker (you know how), yeah.

Oh, baby, makin' sense is over-rated
And Over-Head just masturbated
On his pic of Plunkett (it's faded)
Yeah, Over-Head's a little over-sedated

Went to jail but jumped the fence, yeah.
Postin' stuff that don't make sense, yeah.
Diggin' on ol' Guns & Roses, yeah.
Massagin' tools and busted toeses, yeah.

Oh, baby, makin' sense is over-rated
And Over-Head just masturbated
On his pic of Plunkett (it's faded)
Yeah, Over-Head's a little over-sedated

FAX

[Over-Head]

Huh?

I just meant all your GnR talk made me want to play some.


Read Slashes book yet?
15 chapters of "Me and Izzy scored some smack
1 chpeter of thie is GNR

[KcMizzou]

Heheh... OH's return turns into the GnR appreciation thread.

Nice. :D

[Over-Head]

Heheh... OH's return turns into the GnR appreciation thread.

Nice. :D
ZEven drunk I aim to please:D

[Over-Head]

All I need is some inspiration
Before I do somebody some harm
I feel just like a vegetable
Down here on the farm

Nobody comes to see me
Nobody here to turn me on
I ain't even got a lover
Down here on the farm

They told me to get healthy
They told me to get some sun
But boredom eats me like catsup
Down here on the farm

Drinking lemonade shanty
Ain't no body gonna do me harm
But I'm like a fish out of water
Down here on the farm

I write a thousand letters
'til my fingers all gone numb
But I never see no postman
Down here on the farm

I call my baby on the telephone
I say come down and have some fun
But she knows what the score is
Down here on the farm

I can't fall in love with a wheat field
I can't fall in love with a barn
When everything smells like horse shit
Down here on the farm

Blue skies and swimming pools
Add so much charm
But I'd rather be back in Soho
Than down here on the farm

On the ****ing farm!

Are you born in a ****ing barn or what?

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[DaFace]

Not that it'll make you feel any better, but I got screwed out of $4k a few years back in a scam over Chiefs tickets. I never did get a penny of it back.

[Over-Head]

Attitude
Some ****in' attitude
I can't believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

Inside that bitter brain
Theres gotta be a whore
If you don't shut your mouth
You're gonna feel the floor

Attitude
You got some attitude
Attitude

Inside that bitter brain
Theres gotta be a whore
If you don't shut you're mouth
You're gonna feel the mother ****in'--guitar

Attitude
Attitude
I can't believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

Attitude
I can't believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

[The lyrics aren't 100% accurrate. Its very easy to figure out the words
because it's so repetive. On some live versions of this song, Duff sings the
lyrics different on different shows.]

[Bugeater]

I wasn't really scared
Lost my virginity there,
To a gypsy with blond hair
But now no one seems to care
Like a mouse inside a maze
Wandering round 4 daze
With a smile upon my face,
I never wanna leave this place
Only poor boys take a chance,
On the garden's song and dance,
Feel her flowers as they wrap around,
But only smart boys do without
Turned into my worst phobia,
A crazy man's utopia
If you're lost no one can show ya,
But it sure was glad to know ya
Bye bye
So long, bye bye
It's glad to know ya
Bye bye
Bye bye
Aw...so long

[Over-Head]

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</TD></TR><TR><TD class=lyr colSpan=2>Been hidin' out
And layin' low
It's nothing new ta me
Well you can always find a place to go
If you can keep your sanity
They break down the doors
And they rape my rights but
They won't touch me
They scream and yell
And fight all night
You can't tell me
I lose my head
I close my eyes
They won't touch me
'Cause I got somethin'
I been buildin' up inside
For so ****in' long

Chorus:
They're out ta get me
They won't catch me
I'm innocent
They won't break me

Sometimes it's easy to forget where you're goin'
Sometimes it's harder to leave
And evrytime you think you know just what you're doin'
That's when your troubles exceed
They push me in a corner
Just to get me to fight but
They won't touch me
They preach and yell
And fight all night
You can't tell me
I lose my head
I close my eyes
They won't touch me
'Cause I got somethin'
I been buildin' up inside
I'm already gone

Chorus

Some people got a chip on their shoulder
An some would say it was me
But I didn't buy that fifth of whiskey
That you gave me
So I'd be quick to disagree

Chorus

They're out ta get me
They won't catch me
I'm innocent
So you can
Suck me
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[Over-Head]

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</TD></TR><TR><TD class=lyr colSpan=2>Just a' urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble
When it's just a game
Ya treat it like a capital crime
Evrybody's doin' their time

Chorus:
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
Tell me who ya gonna believe

Chorus

So far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a court jester with a broken heart
He said -
Turn me around and take me back to the start
I must be losin' my mind - "Are you blind?"
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[Bugeater]

Say, boy, where ya comin' from?
Where'd ya get that point of view?
When I was younger
I knew a Mother****er like you,
and she said,
'You don't need my love,
You wanna sati-satisfaction,' Bitch
You don't need my love,
You've got to find yourself another
Another piece, another piece
Of the action

[2112]

on't Eat The Yellow Snow lyrics

Dreamed I was an Eskimo

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Frozen wind began to blow

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Under my boots 'n around my toe

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Frost had bit the ground below

(Boop-boop aiee-ay-ah!)

Was a hundred degrees below zero

(Booh!)

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

And my momma cried:

Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo

And my momma cried:

Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )

Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )

Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Save your money: don't go to the show

Well I turned around an' I said:

HO HO

(Booh!)

Well I turned around an' I said:

HO HO

(Booh!)

Well I turned around an' I said:

HO HO

An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow

An' she said

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop . . . )

With a tear in her eye:

WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO

AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW

WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO

AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW

[Bugeater]

:spock: I don't recall G'n'f-n'R doing that song.

[FAX]

Crazy, Loaded, Keyboard Man

He's a crazy, loaded keyboard man
Postin' lyrics fast as he can
Smokin' dope from Pakistan
He's a crazy, loaded keyboard man

Got no purpose, rhyme or reason
Waitin' for this football season
To watch the team that old Al blew up
Take the field and promptly screw up

But it don't matter 'cause he's got weed
A jug of Jack and a comic to read
Oh, don't you try to understand
That crazy, loaded keyboard man

He's a crazy, loaded keyboard man
Postin' lyrics fast as he can
Smokin' dope from Pakistan
He's a crazy, loaded keyboard man

FAX

[Over-Head]

come on now you limp wrested pedophile cant you come up with something better than that????

[2112]

It was the blackest night!
There was no moon in sight!
(you know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight)
I heard the scary wind!
I seen some ugly trees!
There was a werewolf honkin,
long the side of me!

Im mean n Im bad, (yknow I aint no sissy)
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)

(how re you doin? )

I noticed even the crickets
Acted weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone!

Wheres those titties I like so well,
n my goddam beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil!
(hes about this big!)

He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek,
Yes, it was him awright,
I swear I knowed it was!
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know, it looked to me
Like it was titty skin!
I said, you son-of-a-bitch!
(cause I was mad at him!)
He just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter,
Said: bang! bang! bang!

Then the sucker just laughed n said: put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy?
Yeah! titties n all!
Well what about the beer then?
Now, were the cans this tall?
Even her boots?
Would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry!
Yeah, this is true.
Dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...
Well I want my chrissy,
Oh yeah?
n I want my beer
Hah!
So you just barf it back up!
Now, devil, do you hear?
Look:
Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!
I mean, I am the devil, do you understand?
Just what will you give me for your
Titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here...
Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!
Dont call me that!
Thats about the only reason
I learned writin for!
Gimme that paper! bet yer horns Ill sign!
Because I need a beer, n its titty-
Squeezin time!
Man, you cant fool me! you aint that bad!
Oh yeah?
Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that Ive had!
There was milhous nixon n agnew too!
n both of those suckers was worse n you!
Lets make a deal if you think
Thats true
I mean, youre supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
Gonna do?
Heh?

Now hold on just a second...
You wanna make a deal with me hah?
Yeah!
Well ah, I dont know man, you know...
I just dont know about this...
What?
See, cause i...
Listen, youre...are you losing your nerve?
No man, it aint got nothin to do with nerve...
Youre supposed to be the devil!
Its got to do...
Youre supposed to be bad!
Its got to do with style, fool!
I dont know if youve the right style to get into hell,
You know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to god
Truth,
Im very short on style as a matter of fact...
Yeah, I know...thats...thats what makes me wonder
But I have...i, I think I have something that
You may be interested in...
What is that?
You can have my soul
Its a mean little sucker
bout a thousand years old
But once you gets it
You cant give it back
You gotta keep it forever
An thats a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me devil?
Oh yeah!
What? am I supposed to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, thats real tough!
I bet youre real bad!
Listen fool, youve got to prove to me that youre rough
Enough to get into hell
That youve got the style enough to get into hell
So start talkin...
Alright, lemme tell ya somethin
Alright!
Ill prove to you that Im bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I have been through it!
Yeah!
I have seen it!
Yeah!
It has happened to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with warner brothers
For eight ****in years!!!
Tell me about it!
Now youre talkin about something!
Now how bad is that?
That sounds good to me, mother****er!
So move right along
Tell me what your interests are, you know...
If were gonna come to some kind of agreement,
Ive got to know what youre all about, you know...
cause I dont know if youre the right type for the...
For the place, you know
Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see
Ok...
My problem is that I dont belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... I dont even belong where you are, you see
I hope not!
I, Im a simple person, you know
I have very small desires in life
Titties n beer, you know
No! what?
Titties n beer!
No! no man, youre joking...
Titties n beer, titties n beer, titties n beer...
What? no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no!
Titties n beer, titties n beer, titties n beer...
No! no! no! no! no! not titties n beer!
Oh I cant stand titties n beer!...
Titties n beer, titties n beer, titties n beer...
(Im in you! Im in you!)
Oh no! no! no! wait...
Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with this thing?
...wait, wait, please no!
Hey! look at this!

No! dont sign it! give me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, cause...thats
Magic ink!

Then the devil barfed
n out jumped my girl
They heard the titties plop-ploppin
All around the world, she said:

I got three beers n a fist fulla downs,
An Im gonna get ripped, so ****
You clowns!

Then she gave us the finger!
(it was rigid n stiff)
Thats when the devil, she farted
An she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad!
(I took off to my pad)
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?

Alright!

[Over-Head]

I SEE you standen''''''''''''''''''''''

[KcMizzou]

I SEE you standen''''''''''''''''''''''Standin' out in the rain....

(I'm not doing a duet with you... LMAO)

Best part of Rocket Queen.

Dead Horse is cool like that too.

[StcChief]

well I see some Zappa here.
Dinah moe hum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMpoRggs9s4

[Mecca]

Some guy will chime about suckin on a big ole chili dog.

[KcMizzou]

Sick of this life...
Not that you care...
I'm not the only one
with whom these feelin's I share...

[KcMizzou]

Some guy will chime about suckin on a big ole chili dog.Outside the Tastyfreeze... LMAO

Yeah... totally different.

[Over-Head]

gonna go pas out mnow :4321:

[DeezNutz]

Outside the Tastyfreeze... LMAO

Yeah... totally different.

I'd like to submit an official protest with regard to your new avi.

1.) The hot girl is gone.
2.) The paws on that graphic are effeminate. NTTAWWT.
3.) The hot girl is gone.

[2112]

well I see some Zappa here.
Dinah moe hum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMpoRggs9s4

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

BEEN STANDIN AROUND SUCKIN ON MY BIG OLE' CHILI DOG

[KcMizzou]

I'd like to submit an official protest with regard to your new avi.

1.) The hot girl is gone.
2.) The paws on that graphic are effeminate. NTTAWWT.
3.) The hot girl is gone.It's a football season thing.

Gotta support my Tigers. If someone else wanted to take up the "jeansgirl" mantle, and run with it... I can't say I'd be happy. But I'd understand.

As for this particular Mizzou avy... It's a work in progress. Give me 'till kick off tomorrow.