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Ari Chi3fs
08-29-2008, 07:51 PM
http://bp2.blogger.com/_5QejQ4yGcos/R8a_bnwMEqI/AAAAAAAABGY/XzY0Q9ytsFA/s400/Palin+gams.jpg

irishjayhawk
08-29-2008, 07:52 PM
I think she looks scary rather than hot. So, no.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 07:52 PM
Probably.....

Donger
08-29-2008, 07:53 PM
Could I select another orifice?

Bill Parcells
08-29-2008, 07:54 PM
Sure, why not.

Ari Chi3fs
08-29-2008, 07:54 PM
Why, would her earhole closer accommodate your size?

Mecca
08-29-2008, 07:55 PM
Why, would her earhole closer accommodate your size?

Donger has issues....

Donger
08-29-2008, 07:56 PM
Why, would her earhole closer accommodate your size?

Why would you care to ask that?

Ari Chi3fs
08-29-2008, 07:57 PM
Why would you care to ask that?

Dude, Im new to this whole answer every post with a question thing, right?

bango
08-29-2008, 07:58 PM
Yes I would. I would put it anywhere she would allow it.

Pitt Gorilla
08-29-2008, 07:59 PM
Too many kids. I imagine it gets a bit messy down there.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 07:59 PM
Yes I would. I would put it anywhere she would allow it.

Is her oldest daughter of age......cause that could lead to even more fun!

Mecca
08-29-2008, 07:59 PM
Too many kids. I imagine it gets a bit messy down there.

Kids don't come out of her butt, dude.

eazyb81
08-29-2008, 08:00 PM
Of course, she is MILFtastic. I think she's my new crush.

Donger
08-29-2008, 08:00 PM
Dude, Im new to this whole answer every post with a question thing, right?

I'm happily married, but if I weren't? She's an attractive woman, but I would choose an entrance.

Bill Parcells
08-29-2008, 08:01 PM
Why would you care to ask that?

Do you know what happens when you ask too many questions?

eazyb81
08-29-2008, 08:01 PM
I'm happily married, but if I weren't? She's an attractive woman, but I would choose an entrance.

Agree, I'm not big on the whole "butt sex" fad. I'll take a vagina, thank you very much.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:02 PM
Agree, I'm not big on the whole "butt sex" fad. I'll take a vagina, thank you very much.

That just leaves more butt for me! Then after I was done I'd say, thanks but I'm still not voting for you...

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-29-2008, 08:02 PM
Do you know what happens when you ask too many questions?

Someone caves your skull in with a pipe.

Bill Parcells
08-29-2008, 08:03 PM
Someone caves your skull in with a pipe.

ROFL

NO!

You just don't get any answers

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:04 PM
Someone caves your skull in with a pipe.

Donger probably annoys the conservatives too...

Donger
08-29-2008, 08:04 PM
Do you know what happens when you ask too many questions?

I would hope for an honest discourse.

irishjayhawk
08-29-2008, 08:04 PM
Is her oldest daughter of age......cause that could lead to even more fun!

That's what I thought.

bango
08-29-2008, 08:05 PM
Is her oldest daughter of age......cause that could lead to even more fun!

You are so right. I would much rather put it in her daughter's butt if she was of age.

Bill Parcells
08-29-2008, 08:06 PM
Donger probably annoys the conservatives too...

Nah, Donger is alright. he certainly has thicker skin than a lot of other people. I thought it was a shtick when I first came here, but I think that's just his posting style. kind of like yours being considered negative all the time.

BTW..what the **** happened with your trial?

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:07 PM
Nah, Donger is alright. he certainly has thicker skin than a lot of other people. I thought it was a shtick when I first came here, but I think that's just his posting style. kind of like yours being considered negative all the time.

BTW..what the **** happened with your trial?

Well I'm still around so obviously nothing to write home about.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:07 PM
You are so right. I would much rather put it in her daughter's butt if she was of age.

I'm such a perv...her daughter looked to have good sized boobs in that pic that was posted...

eazyb81
08-29-2008, 08:08 PM
I'm such a perv...her daughter looked to have good sized boobs in that pic that was posted...

"where she get those tits at,

she get 'em from her momma"

Donger
08-29-2008, 08:08 PM
Someone caves your skull in with a pipe.

ROFL

Unless, of course, one throws 'angry' Hamas into the mix.

BucEyedPea
08-29-2008, 08:20 PM
It depends on what "it" means.

Do you mean strap-ons too?

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:20 PM
It depends on what "it" means.

Do you mean strap-ons too?

Are you into THAT kinda thing?

We should have put some option in for you.........do you enjoy it in the butt?

BucEyedPea
08-29-2008, 08:22 PM
I'm just joking around.

Bill Parcells
08-29-2008, 08:22 PM
It depends on what "it" means.

Do you mean strap-ons too?

Why whatever do you mean? http://www.jetnation.com/forums/images/smilies/eusa_dance.gif http://www.jetnation.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:22 PM
I'm just joking around.

I was too........maybe :)

splatbass
08-29-2008, 08:31 PM
I'd do it - in the voting booth while I'm voting for Obama/Biden.....:)

BucEyedPea
08-29-2008, 08:32 PM
I'd do it - in the voting booth while I'm voting for Obama/Biden.....:)

ROFL

Cannibal
08-29-2008, 08:33 PM
I'd put it in every hole she's got. I'd love to lift that skirt up... that said, I don't want her running my Country.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:34 PM
Yea I'd like to make that clear, I may make comments about her being attractive, or wanting to bang her, but I'm not voting for her. It takes more than me going hey she's pretty good looking to get me to vote for them.

bango
08-29-2008, 08:35 PM
I'd put it in every hole she's got. I'd love to lift that skirt up... that said, I don't want her running my Country.

Right on. Normally I do not care if they wear their glasses or not. They usually take them off. I would want her to wear them. I am not sure if I would do what I have have seen done to women that wear glasses during sex or not though.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:36 PM
Right on. Normally I do not care if they wear their glasses or not. They usually take them off. I would want her to wear them. I am not sure if I would do what I have have seen done to women that wear glasses during sex or not though.

Are you a fan of the website......cum on my glasses?

bango
08-29-2008, 08:37 PM
Are you a fan of the website......cum on my glasses?

No I am pretty conservative when it comes to my porn viewing.

Cannibal
08-29-2008, 08:38 PM
Right on. Normally I do not care if they wear their glasses or not. They usually take them off. I would want her to wear them. I am not sure if I would do what I have have seen done to women that wear glasses during sex or not though.

The glasses can stay... we agree.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:41 PM
No I am pretty conservative when it comes to my porn viewing.

Oh so no double anal penetration for you?

eazyb81
08-29-2008, 08:44 PM
Oh so no double anal penetration for you?

I think by conservative he means he doesn't go any further than the big sausage pizza site.

bango
08-29-2008, 08:45 PM
Oh so no double anal penetration for you?

I would watch it once just to see it, but I am doubting that it would make it into my spank flick rotation.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:46 PM
I think by conservative he means he doesn't go any further than the big sausage pizza site.

LOL that site is weird.....especially when they do BJ's through a hole cut in the middle of the pizza.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:47 PM
I would watch it once just to see it, but I am doubting that it would make it into my spank flick rotation.

I've seen it....it's um odd even to me and I've seen everything.

bango
08-29-2008, 08:48 PM
I think by conservative he means he doesn't go any further than the big sausage pizza site.

No. I would have to say that orgies and facials are about as liberal as I go in the adult movie section.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:48 PM
No. I would have to say that orgies and facials are about as liberal as I go in the adult movie section.

You should check out some extreme Holly.

Cannibal
08-29-2008, 08:48 PM
I understand that she is smokin hot for a politico, but for this to devolve into a list of internet prOn sites is slightly disturbing.

bango
08-29-2008, 08:51 PM
I understand that she is smokin hot for a politico, but for this to devolve into a list of internet prOn sites is slightly disturbing.

True and I now see why Huckabee was not getting much support from this board or forum at least.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:53 PM
True and I now see why Huckabee was not getting much support from this board or forum at least.

You can't take away a mans porn.....that is fighting words.

eazyb81
08-29-2008, 08:54 PM
LOL that site is weird.....especially when they do BJ's through a hole cut in the middle of the pizza.

Agree, my gf couldn't believe it was a real site until I showed her.

I'd love to meet someone who is actually a paid subsciber.

bango
08-29-2008, 08:55 PM
You can't take away a mans porn.....that is fighting words.

And the name of this great porn movie that I rented once.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 08:55 PM
Agree, my gf couldn't believe it was a real site until I showed her.

I'd love to meet someone who is actually a paid subsciber.

I think they have a porn site for literally every weird thing you can think of now.

If I really wanted to see a vid on it I'd find it on a torrent site.

I've seen so much porn anymore, if I'm going to watch it I look for certain pornstars that I like.

Pablo
08-29-2008, 09:03 PM
Is she the furry one laying on the back of the couch...or the creepy looking red one with claws and whatnot?

Either way...yes I would.

sportsman1
08-29-2008, 09:09 PM
Speaking of Sex acts, have yall heard about this..

http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=2871A590C4956EF4ED5958003F13FA87?contentId=7302128&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

This happened in my backyard. I gotta get my ass to the park more often.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 09:11 PM
Speaking of Sex acts, have yall heard about this..

http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=2871A590C4956EF4ED5958003F13FA87?contentId=7302128&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

This happened in my backyard. I gotta get my ass to the park more often.

Oh yea Foxy Jackie....just go to her website and you can see what she was doing in the park and what she generally does....and I'd hit it.

sportsman1
08-29-2008, 09:14 PM
lol Yeah I checked it out. I post on the Memphis Tigers board and a spread of her in Tiger gear has been on there for a while.

bango
08-29-2008, 09:26 PM
I think they have a porn site for literally every weird thing you can think of now.

If I really wanted to see a vid on it I'd find it on a torrent site.

I've seen so much porn anymore, if I'm going to watch it I look for certain pornstars that I like.

Stormy Daniels. And her fake boobies.

Mecca
08-29-2008, 09:27 PM
Tory Lane!

StcChief
08-29-2008, 09:35 PM
Too many kids. I imagine it gets a bit messy down there.
wondered that, Kegals honey? Hubby maynot care or worry about 5 kids and what they have done......

Smed1065
08-29-2008, 09:37 PM
Dude, Im new to this whole answer every post with a question thing, right?

Best defense is offense.

Inquiry mind want to know, not know.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-29-2008, 09:48 PM
Eva Angelina

If you are into the glasses look, and you want someone who can absolutely, positively drain the balls of every motherf*cker in the room...

accept no substitutes.

RJ
08-29-2008, 10:24 PM
I don't know, I've never had sex with a woman over 40. But I could give it a try.

Dick Bull
08-29-2008, 10:26 PM
I don't know, I've never had sex with a woman over 40. But I could give it a try.


psst...

they have the same girl parts

bango
08-29-2008, 10:32 PM
psst...

they have the same girl parts

They suck it really well too. They are also so happy to be getting any that you can make them do weird shit too.

RJ
08-29-2008, 10:32 PM
psst...

they have the same girl parts



For real?

Well, ok then, I'll do it!

BCD
08-29-2008, 11:30 PM
I think she looks scary rather than hot. So, no.:spock: You must like the penis...

InChiefsHell
08-30-2008, 12:34 AM
Ah, the neverending class of The Planet...

...she's an attractive woman...but she's the mother of 5...have some bloody respect...

Ari Chi3fs
08-30-2008, 12:49 AM
Ah, the neverending class of The Planet...

...she's an attractive woman...but she's the mother of 5...have some bloody respect...


**** respect you dirty NEOcon.

bango
08-30-2008, 10:29 AM
Ah, the neverending class of The Planet...

...she's an attractive woman...but she's the mother of 5...have some bloody respect...

I do. I should say that I usually do for those that are not crazy insane. Aside from her looks, she does not have anything to offer anyone. Ask her husband.

InChiefsHell
08-30-2008, 01:51 PM
I do. I should say that I usually do for those that are not crazy insane. Aside from her looks, she does not have anything to offer anyone. Ask her husband.

Who the hell are you to say something like that...you incredible asshole?!?

Programmer
08-30-2008, 01:59 PM
No. I'm married. She's married. To me that means that we are both off limits.

Some of you won't understand committment, but I live by it.

bango
08-30-2008, 02:14 PM
Who the hell are you to say something like that...you incredible asshole?!?

You answered your own question. I prefer prick to asshole. It just plain sounds better. I am sorry. I just do not like her politics. To me she is nothing more than a pretty face. I do have to give her at least some credit because she is the only Republican on either ticket.

Bowser
08-30-2008, 02:15 PM
http://bp2.blogger.com/_5QejQ4yGcos/R8a_bnwMEqI/AAAAAAAABGY/XzY0Q9ytsFA/s400/Palin+gams.jpg

She has crabs, so no.

bango
08-30-2008, 02:15 PM
No. I'm married. She's married. To me that means that we are both off limits.

Some of you won't understand committment, but I live by it.

Well good for you. I am not married so I can want to blank her brains out.

Programmer
08-30-2008, 02:17 PM
Well good for you. I am not married so I can want to blank her brains out.

She is married so that's not what you should even be thinking about.

Maybe you need a good goat or sheep for your pleasure, it sounds like you are not discriminating and goats and sheep aren't really married so they are open game for you.

Bowser
08-30-2008, 02:20 PM
She is married so that's not what you should even be thinking about.

Maybe you need a good goat or sheep for your pleasure, it sounds like you are not discriminating and goats and sheep aren't really married so they are open game for you.



You tell 'em Fred Phelps.

Programmer
08-30-2008, 02:24 PM
You tell 'em Fred Phelps.

That shows that you are the stupidest person around. Fred doesn't care about goats and sheep. Check his record.

Tell the other dude he's safe from pickets.

Just for your edification, being married is a committment. If you are married and don't realize that you won't be married for long. If you are single and don't realize that marriage is a committment you probably won't have the desire to be married, just butterfly your way through life.

bango
08-30-2008, 02:24 PM
She is married so that's not what you should even be thinking about.

Maybe you need a good goat or sheep for your pleasure, it sounds like you are not discriminating and goats and sheep aren't really married so they are open game for you.

If she is the one that is married and I am not and I put it in her mouth, puss, and ass then she is the one that is doing something wrong not me. I am saving myself for her daugter who will be old enough to vote soon anyways.

Programmer
08-30-2008, 02:26 PM
If she is the one that is married and I am not and I put it in her mouth, puss, and ass then she is the one that is doing something wrong not me. I am saving myself for her daugter who will be old enough to vote soon anyways.

I know all I need to know about you.

Member of a cult and no moral standards.

Donger
08-30-2008, 02:29 PM
Programmer, it seems highly unlikely that anyone here will ever get a chance to insert any part of their anatomy into any part of Palin's anatomy. So, what's wrong with a little fun hypothetical?

keg in kc
08-30-2008, 02:31 PM
Nope. I don't find her attractive in any way.

bango
08-30-2008, 02:33 PM
I know all I need to know about you.

Member of a cult and no moral standards.

That is where you are wrong and it shows that you do not even have any clue what you are talking about. I do have standards. They just do not line up with yours and that makes me wrong in your eyes. We do have the right to disagree. If you were more civil and did not take everything stated so personally then you might be able to engage in civil discourse with us most of teh time. When I was married I did not stray. If I do marry again I will again not stray. Not that it is any business of yours. You will just continue to judge me as well as others here that do not fit into what you feel is correct. That is why people around here give you shit and od not really like you very much at all. It gets old when someone tells you that they are a Christian and do not show what they are taught. And for the last damn time I do not belong to any cult any more than you do. I attend a non-denominational church. I have been to a Catholic Church once to attend a service exactly once in my entire lifetime. It was Christmas Eve Mass in 1995. Than you very much.

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 02:33 PM
I know all I need to know about you.

Member of a cult and no moral standards.

ROFL

you're just mad because standing next to you Gochiefs is a gigolo

Programmer
08-30-2008, 02:34 PM
Programmer, it seems highly unlikely that anyone here will ever get a chance to insert any part of their anatomy into any part of Palin's anatomy. So, what's wrong with a little fun hypothetical?

It's just poor taste.

Fun is one thing but total disrespect is all too abundant here.

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 02:34 PM
Nope. I don't find her attractive in any way.

yeah, well

you have always been a little weird

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 02:35 PM
It's just poor taste.

Fun is one thing but total disrespect is all too abundant here.

lol


don't get your panties in a wad

Donger
08-30-2008, 02:35 PM
It's just poor taste.

Fun is one thing but total disrespect is all too abundant here.

I like poor taste.

Programmer
08-30-2008, 02:35 PM
ROFL

you're just mad because standing next to you Gochiefs is a gigolo

I always heard that you were Gochiefs girlfriend. Besides, as I said - I'm married and have been for probably longer than you have been alive.

keg in kc
08-30-2008, 02:35 PM
yeah, well

you have always been a little weirdOver 40 women just don't do it for me at this moment in time. As me again in 10 years.

Programmer
08-30-2008, 02:35 PM
I like poor taste.

Then you should be happy as all shit here!

keg in kc
08-30-2008, 02:36 PM
I always heard that you were Gochiefs girlfriend. Besides, as I said - I'm married and have been for probably longer than you have been alive.How is betty doing, mr. rubble?

RJ
08-30-2008, 02:36 PM
Ah, the neverending class of The Planet...

...she's an attractive woman...but she's the mother of 5...have some bloody respect...



Yes, thus the term MILF.

You know how this place is. Why would you think she'd be exempt?

Programmer
08-30-2008, 02:36 PM
How is betty doing, mr. rubble?

No Betty here maynard. How's the wife? Isn't her name Whoopie?

Jenson71
08-30-2008, 02:37 PM
For all those interested:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=185244&highlight=ffvb

keg in kc
08-30-2008, 02:37 PM
No Betty here maynard. How's the wife? Isn't her name Whoopie?I'm not married. I am, however, dating a pair of twins.

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 02:38 PM
I always heard that you were Gochiefs girlfriend. Besides, as I said - I'm married and have been for probably longer than you have been alive.

typical nutjob ill informed


so you're that guy who married his horse

keg in kc
08-30-2008, 02:38 PM
typical nutjob ill informed


so you're that guy who married his horseNo, he f*cked his horse and married his cousin.

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 02:38 PM
Yes, thus the term MILF.

You know how this place is. Why would you think she'd be exempt?


what exactly do you call a non mother?

NAMILF?

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 02:39 PM
No, he f*cked his horse and married his cousin.

ROFL

Hey programmer you got anything to add?

Nea

bango
08-30-2008, 02:41 PM
I'm not married. I am, however, dating a pair of twins.

Is that one lady with a nice pair of twins or a nice pair of twins each with a nice set of...

keg in kc
08-30-2008, 02:43 PM
ROFLYou laugh, but it's really a tragedy. He married his cousin by accident. He wanted to grow old with the love of his life, a goat, but got the two confused after a night of drinking and ended up with the wrong one.

keg in kc
08-30-2008, 02:44 PM
Is that one lady with a nice pair of twins or a nice pair of twins each with a nice set of...It's two nice sets of fingers with a pair of palms.

Programmer
08-30-2008, 03:29 PM
typical nutjob ill informed


so you're that guy who married his horse

No, but I'd bet that you were at the wedding of the horse you are speaking of. You were probably the horses ass.

Programmer
08-30-2008, 03:29 PM
No, he f*cked his horse and married his cousin.

No, I ****ed your mother and married your aunt.

Douche Baggins
08-30-2008, 03:29 PM
I WOULD DESTROY HER CUTE LITTLE CABOOSE

Programmer
08-30-2008, 03:32 PM
ROFL

Hey programmer you got anything to add?

Nea

To your ignorance? What can be added?

I heard that none of the women in your family could get anyone to f*ck them so they were all artificially inseminated by a jackass, and there you were.

Ari Chi3fs
08-30-2008, 03:33 PM
She has crabs, so no.

I was waiting for that comment!!! Teh Rep!!

Programmer
08-30-2008, 03:33 PM
You laugh, but it's really a tragedy. He married his cousin by accident. He wanted to grow old with the love of his life, a goat, but got the two confused after a night of drinking and ended up with the wrong one.


So speaks the product of two dogs f*cking in the alley.

Ari Chi3fs
08-30-2008, 03:34 PM
LMAO at Programmer. What a completely worthless ****ing tool.

Programmer
08-30-2008, 03:36 PM
LMAO at Programmer. What a completely worthless ****ing tool.

So says the product of two male dogs f*ucking.

Speaking of worthless, what have you been up to lately?

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 03:40 PM
No, but I'd bet that you were at the wedding of the horse you are speaking of. You were probably the horses ass.

such wit

I call you a horse****er then you call me a horses ass?

clever

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 03:41 PM
So says the product of two male dogs f*ucking.

Speaking of worthless, what have you been up to lately?

so says the guy who videotaped and masturbates to above stated event

RJ
08-30-2008, 06:32 PM
For all those interested:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=185244&highlight=ffvb


Thanks, I'm going to try that. The CP ignore feature is worthless if the ignored poster is constantly quoted.

bango
08-30-2008, 06:39 PM
Does anyone have any proof one way or the other if Palin likes anal or not?

Programmer
08-31-2008, 06:52 AM
so says the guy who videotaped and masturbates to above stated event


You know, if this is the only shit you have to do on a bulletin board it must be a big part of your life.

I really feel sorry for people like you. Reality is a concept that you just don't get.

Go back to your porn sites and enjoy what ever it is that you do there.

You are forgiven, but in this case never forgotten.

Programmer
08-31-2008, 06:55 AM
Thanks, I'm going to try that. The CP ignore feature is worthless if the ignored poster is constantly quoted.

What I find interesting is that you want to hammer those you don't agree with and when there is a shit slinging contest you decide that you don't want to participate anymore and look for the ignore button here or with outside software.

Why not just be man enough to not reply? It's a simple concept. There are many here I don't respond to unless they first comment to one of my posts. If you feel the need to start the shit you should at least be man enough to endure the mindless exchanges that you started.

tiptap
08-31-2008, 07:12 AM
So we have had this dip into porn on line. What is the evangelical position of Gov. Palin in this area? She obviously does pageants which is the Republican version of burlesque. But what is her position on this?

StcChief
08-31-2008, 08:22 AM
I WOULD DESTROY HER CUTE LITTLE CABOOSEshe could manage for 5 seconds.

Dick Bull
08-31-2008, 08:28 AM
she could manage for 5 seconds.

some of us last longer than 5 seconds, you keep aspiring to reach that goal

Programmer
08-31-2008, 08:40 AM
some of us last longer than 5 seconds, you keep aspiring to reach that goal

I'm sure you would lose your load just looking, sounds as if you've done so just from looking at the pics of her dressed.

StcChief
08-31-2008, 08:44 AM
some of us last longer than 5 seconds, you keep aspiring to reach that goalok stud. she wouldn't give any of you "a look". She's a woman not little girl.