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Guru
08-29-2008, 11:05 PM
Jon is on a roll tonight. Great stuff.ROFL

Smed1065
08-29-2008, 11:12 PM
Be quiet liberals! We have a women VP candidate.

Who says no change, unless it is effective for the other party?

We run the course to be effective with our ads. I mean we have changed, see our effectiveness with inexperience and change.

Guru
08-29-2008, 11:18 PM
Be quiet liberals! We have a women VP candidate.

Who says no change, unless it is effective for the other party?

We run the course to be effective with our ads. I mean we have changed, see our effectiveness with inexperience and change.
Is that a line to be delivered later? I haven't seen the whole thing yet.

Or are you just being facetious?

Thig Lyfe
08-30-2008, 12:29 AM
Yeah, it was a quality show tonight. Samantha Bee's commentary was spot-on.

HolmeZz
08-30-2008, 12:31 AM
"Alaska's close to the North Pole, she must know Santa Claus!"

InChiefsHell
08-30-2008, 12:35 AM
The Daily Show...where smart Uhmericans get ther newz...:rolleyes:

Guru
08-30-2008, 12:47 AM
The Daily Show...where smart Uhmericans get ther newz...:rolleyes:
Uh no. Where we go to get a break for all the BS and enjoy a good ****ing laugh idiot.

Ultra Peanut
08-30-2008, 03:45 AM
The Daily Show...where smart Uhmericans get ther newz...:rolleyes:Go back to calling Obama a token while jerking it to photos of Palin, Mr. Smartypants.

InChiefsHell
08-30-2008, 07:45 AM
Go back to calling Obama a token while jerking it to photos of Palin, Mr. Smartypants.

Dude, you really need to get a life...:shake:

ChiefaRoo
08-30-2008, 08:35 AM
I've said it before. Guys, Peanut is retarded.

Mr. Laz
08-30-2008, 08:38 AM
I've said it before. Guys, Peanut is retarded.
wow .... you actually calling someone else retarded? :eek:


that's gotta break a rule somewhere

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 08:40 AM
The Daily Show...where smart Uhmericans get ther newz...:rolleyes:
:spock:
I'm sorry, it was rather quite rude of us. That show uses big words and no puppets. It's too grown up for you and you don't understand. We'll kick it down a notch to Barney and friends in the future...

DaKCMan AP
08-30-2008, 08:40 AM
The Daily Show...where smart Uhmericans get ther newz...:rolleyes:

In a recent survey, viewers of Stewart's "The Daily Show" on Comedy Central tested better than Letterman and Leno viewers on a six-question politics quiz.

"Daily Show" viewers know more about election issues than people who regularly read newspapers or watch television news, according to the National Annenberg Election Survey.

It also trotted out stats from Nielsen Media Research to show that Stewart's viewers are not only smart, but more educated than O'Reilly's.
"Daily Show" viewers are 78 percent more likely than the average adult to have four or more years of college education, while O'Reilly's audience is only 24 percent more likely to have that much schooling.
Plus, the network noted, "Daily Show" viewers are 26 percent more likely to have a household income more than $100,000, while O'Reilly's audience is only 11 percent more likely to make that much money.
So the guy watching Stewart may not only be smart, but may also be rich.


http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/28/comedy.politics/

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 08:41 AM
Dude, you really need to get a life...:shake:

we're just trying to make it in uhmerica today
wanker

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 08:42 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/28/comedy.politics/

so this is why they call us elitist

ChiefaRoo
08-30-2008, 08:44 AM
wow .... you actually calling someone else retarded? :eek:


that's gotta break a rule somewhere

I'm not trying to be mean. Understand, he's highly functional unlike say Jaz, but retarded nevertheless. :)

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 08:49 AM
I'm not trying to be mean. Understand, he's highly functional unlike say Jaz, but retarded nevertheless. :)

at first i thought you were a jackass, now I know you're just silly

ChiefaRoo
08-30-2008, 08:56 AM
at first i thought you were a jackass, now I know you're just silly


I've forgotten more about politics than you know.

Reaper16
08-30-2008, 12:56 PM
I've said it before. Guys, Peanut is retarded.
I haven't said this before, but I'll say it now: F*** you, assclown.

|Zach|
08-30-2008, 01:11 PM
I don't think you can find The Daily Show very funny if you don't know what's going on in the world and if you aren't "news media literate" to a fairly high degree.

Messier
08-30-2008, 01:23 PM
I've forgotten more about politics than you know.

Academically or in practice?

Jenson71
08-30-2008, 01:28 PM
I don't think you can find The Daily Show very funny if you don't know what's going on in the world and if you aren't "news media literate" to a fairly high degree.

A fairly high degree? That's crazy.

irishjayhawk
08-30-2008, 01:29 PM
I don't think you can find The Daily Show very funny if you don't know what's going on in the world and if you aren't "news media literate" to a fairly high degree.

No, silly, it's comedy. There's nothing more to it. Nothing underneath, no underlying point. Just for laughs.

Sully
08-30-2008, 01:30 PM
Are there any clips?

Jenson71
08-30-2008, 01:31 PM
Actually, Stephen Colbert's clip about Palin is funny.

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 01:33 PM
Are there any clips?

clips my rear http://www.thedailyshow.com/

you can watch the whole episodes here

Guru
08-30-2008, 03:08 PM
http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=183517

Last nights show was great. Especially the opening 10 minutes.

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 03:09 PM
http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=183517

Last nights show was great. Especially the opening 10 minutes.

my link wasn't good enough for you

Guru
08-30-2008, 03:18 PM
my link wasn't good enough for you

I used your link to get there dude. I thought I would save everyone an extra click by giving them the link directly to the show I started the thread about. Geez.:rolleyes::D

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 03:25 PM
I used your link to get there dude. I thought I would save everyone an extra click by giving them the link directly to the show I started the thread about. Geez.:rolleyes::D


you're the reason Americans are getting fat and lazy

:cuss::D

Bowser
08-30-2008, 03:38 PM
clips my rear http://www.thedailyshow.com/

you can watch the whole episodes here

LMAO

That was great!

Guru
08-30-2008, 03:41 PM
you're the reason Americans are getting fat and lazy

:cuss::D
If ya can't beat'em:D

Sully
08-30-2008, 04:05 PM
you're the reason Americans are getting fat and lazy

:cuss::D

If it wasn't for the fat and lazy, efficiency wouldn't exist.

Dick Bull
08-30-2008, 04:09 PM
If it wasn't for the fat and lazy, efficiency wouldn't exist.

and then my boss wouldnt be yelling at me

Dick Bull
09-02-2008, 11:20 PM
You haven't seen funny until you've seen the first 1/2 of the daily show on day 1 of the RNC

get em Jon

Guru
09-02-2008, 11:24 PM
You haven't seen funny until you've seen the first 1/2 of the daily show on day 1 of the RNC

get em Jon
He took it to Brian Williams too. Those two are great tonight.

Jon - You have three nipples.

Brian - You didn't seem to mind last night.

DaFace
09-02-2008, 11:27 PM
One of the things I hate the most about this time zone is that the Daily Show doesn't come on until midnight. I hardly ever watch it any more. :sulk:

Dick Bull
09-02-2008, 11:31 PM
One of the things I hate the most about this time zone is that the Daily Show doesn't come on until midnight. I hardly ever watch it any more. :sulk:


man come on Tivo that mofo

Dick Bull
09-02-2008, 11:32 PM
He took it to Brian Williams too. Those two are great tonight.

Jon - You have three nipples.

Brian - You didn't seem to mind last night.


How about that guy from the RNC who called New Orleans some guys who are getting rained on

Guru
09-02-2008, 11:35 PM
How about that guy from the RNC who called New Orleans some guys who are getting rained on

I doubt any of those segments are non scripted.

Dick Bull
09-02-2008, 11:43 PM
I doubt any of those segments are non scripted.

I doubt that was, no RNC member would've have touched that as a skit on the daily show in a million years

Guru
09-02-2008, 11:43 PM
I doubt that was, no RNC member would've have touched that as a skit on the daily show in a million years
Who says he was actually a RNC member.

Pitt Gorilla
09-02-2008, 11:59 PM
Who says he was actually a RNC member.Good Lord, watch the video.

Guru
09-03-2008, 12:04 AM
Good Lord, watch the video.

Cool down there PITT. I was being facetious. It amazes me that people don't pick up on that.

Pitt Gorilla
09-03-2008, 12:06 AM
Cool down there PITT. I was being facetious. It amazes me that people don't pick up on that.point Guru.

Dick Bull
09-03-2008, 12:11 AM
Cool down there PITT. I was being facetious. It amazes me that people don't pick up on that.



It's good that you admitted that when you did. I was beginning to fashion a small voodoo doll with your name all over it

Guru
09-03-2008, 12:27 AM
It's good that you admitted that when you did. I was beginning to fashion a small voodoo doll with your name all over it

http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/2008/05/30/korman.jpg

Dick Bull
09-03-2008, 12:29 AM
http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/2008/05/30/korman.jpg

props on the hedley lamarr reference

but i was fitting to sick mongo on ya

Guru
09-03-2008, 12:31 AM
props on the hedley lamarr reference

but i was fitting to sick mongo on ya
Mongo is a pussy!!!!:grr:

Direckshun
09-03-2008, 01:43 AM
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Dick Bull
09-03-2008, 09:26 PM
you need to watch tonights

gingrich is on

stewart is handing him his ass

Pitt Gorilla
09-04-2008, 12:23 AM
you need to watch tonights

gingrich is on

stewart is handing him his assThe double-standard segment was brilliant. I'd link a vid if I could find one.

Dick Bull
09-04-2008, 12:25 AM
The double-standard segment was brilliant. I'd link a vid if I could find one.

the one with karl rove? Yes it was great

I loved the newt segment as well

www.dailyshow.com plays the full episodes and clips