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DaKCMan AP
09-13-2008, 07:15 AM
On the slate today:

12:00 #23 California at Maryland - ESPN
12:00 Florida Atlantic at Michigan State - ESPN2
12:00 Navy at Duke - ESPNU
12:00 NC State at Clemson - ESPN360
12:30 UAB at Tennessee - ESPN360
12:37 Nevada at #6 Missouri
3:00 #14 E Carolina at Tulane
3:30 #16 Oregon at Purdue - ABC
3:30 #17 Penn State at Syracuse - ABC
3:30 UCLA at #18 BYU
3:30 Ga Tech at Va Tech - ABC
3:35 #2 Georgia at South Carolina - CBS
3:43 Michigan at Notre Dame - NBC
3:45 Chattanooga at Florida State - ESPNU
7:00 #9 Auburn at Mississippi State - ESPN2
7:00 Western Kentucky at #11 Alabama - ESPN360
7:00 Southern Methodist at #12 Texas Tech
7:00 Middle Tennessee at Kentucky - ESPN360
7:30 Virginia at Connecticut - ESPNU
7:45 #3 Oklahoma at Washington - ESPN
8:00 #5 Ohio State at #1 USC - ABC
8:00 North Texas at #7 LSU - ESPN360
8:00 #22 Utah at Utah State - ESPN360
10:07 UNLV at #15 Arizona State
10:30 #10 Wisconsin at #21 Fresno State - ESPN2

Enjoy the games!

DaKCMan AP
09-13-2008, 07:27 AM
some pics from last night's game...

DaKCMan AP
09-13-2008, 07:28 AM
fatgino and talib

Bill Parcells
09-13-2008, 07:29 AM
It's a good thing Dackman set his alarm this morning

ROFL

I think you're just a little excited about your college football

DaKCMan AP
09-13-2008, 08:13 AM
It's a good thing Dackman set his alarm this morning

ROFL

I think you're just a little excited about your college football

Eh, after this past week my sleep schedule is all ****ed up.

And, yes, I love my college football. Even a week when the Gators don't play. :D

Friendo
09-13-2008, 08:19 AM
UNC finally wins a game outside the state of North Carolina
By Robbi Pickeral / McClatchy Newspapers | Friday, September 12, 2008 | http://www.bostonherald.com | College Football
Photo
Photo by AP

PISCATAWAY, N.J. — For almost six years, North Carolina’s football team had only known the agony of losing — and often being embarrassed — outside its home state. Now, it finally knows how all those opponents felt

Heartened by four interceptions and buoyed by another career game from wide receiver Brandon Tate, the Tar Heels blew out Rutgers, 44-12, to break their 20-game streak of futility outside North Carolina.

It gave second-year coach Butch Davis his first road win at UNC; it marked Carolina’s first 30-point win on the road since it beat Clemson in 2001; and the Tar Heels are now 2-0 for the first time since 2000.

All on a rare Thursday night appearance, in front of an ESPN audience.

"Being here for so long, and never winning outside the state of North Carolina, and having the opportunity to come in here and get a win was great for me, and the team, and the guys who have been here for a while and struggled," said senior linebacker Mark Paschal. "E I think it’s just a steppingstone for recruiting and the alumni and the fan base. It’s such a big step for the future of the program and these players."

The Tar Heels dominated by doing the things they rarely had managed since winning their last out-of-state contest (at Arizona State on Oct. 5, 2002):

— They protected the ball and did not commit a turnover. The offense stumbled only once, on its second possession of the game, when a fourth-down T.J. Yates (14-for-22, 221 yards, three touchdowns) pass fell incomplete.

— They made big plays — particularly Tate, who set a school record in UNC’s opener with 397 all-purpose yards. As an encore, he had four catches for a career-high 138 yards Thursday- including a 69-yard, second-quarter touchdown grab that marked his career-long catch. He also scored on a 12-yard end-around run.

— They forced turnovers. Cornerbacks Charles Brown and Kendric Burney had first-half interceptions, and Quan Sturdivant picked one off in the fourth quarter. But the biggest came with 9:55 left in the third, when linebacker Bruce Carter picked off Rutgers quarterback Mike Teel (25-for-40, one touchdown, three interceptions) and returned it 66 yards for a touchdown. That gave UNC a 31-6 lead.

"We played sound football; we played with responsibility instead of trying to do too much like we did against McNeese State (in the season opener)," Burney said.

Wide receiver Hakeem Nicks also hauled in two touchdowns for Carolina, and Jay Wooten, who handled all of the kicking duties, made three field goals.

Meanwhile, Rutgers — now 0-2 for the first time since 2002 — finished with more yards (383) than Carolina (378) but didn’t manage to score a touchdown until the fourth quarter.

By then, the Tar Heels were already pouring it on, then eventually celebrating, as so many of their road opponents had done before.

"Usually, we’re on the other end of the ’V’," Tate said. "But this time, everyone was all laughs and smiles."

___

Jenson71
09-13-2008, 08:29 AM
Iowa State at Iowa 12:00 EST.

Jenson71
09-13-2008, 08:33 AM
Aplington-Parkersburg (high school 20 miles south of me) on College Gameday!

Jenson71
09-13-2008, 08:33 AM
I didn't know until this morning that Chris Wells is out now for the USC game.

Spott
09-13-2008, 09:36 AM
I didn't know until this morning that Chris Wells is out now for the USC game.


I'll be glad when that game is over. ESPN has been announcing every 5 minutes that USC is playing OSU today.

Al Bundy
09-13-2008, 09:47 AM
ESPN Game Plan schedule in case anyone has it.
Temple at Buffalo 12:00 pm
North Carolina State at Clemson 12:00 pm
UAB at Tennessee 12:30 pm
Oregon at Purdue 3:30 pm
Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech 3:30 pm
Western Kentucky at Alabama 7:00 pm
Middle Tennessee State at Kentucky 7:00 pm
North Texas at Louisiana State 8:00 pm
Bowling Green at Boise State 8:00 pm
Utah at Utah State 8:00 pm

All times ET.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 10:07 AM
I want Cal-Maryland to be fun, but there's this thing where Maryland ****ing sucks that keeps me from being too enthusiastic about it.

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 10:11 AM
I want Cal-Maryland to be fun, but there's this thing where Maryland ****ing sucks that keeps me from being too enthusiastic about it.

Those scrappy turtles... 7-0.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 10:13 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/28bs65i.gif

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 10:19 AM
We now interrupt your football game to talk about the time difference between Maryland and California.... 14-0.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 10:19 AM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 10:36 AM
These mother****ers really are AMAZED by the concept of time zones.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 11:19 AM
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

Best got KILLED.

Coach
09-13-2008, 11:21 AM
So I take it that this thread will be the official USC/OSU gamethread later tonight?

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 11:25 AM
So I take it that this thread will be the official USC/OSU gamethread later tonight?

There's an official thread somewhere, but it was started by one of The resident OSU fans, which as far as I'm concerned, doesn't count. :)

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 11:34 AM
Are you serious?

Cal fans are loving this shit.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 11:43 AM
Niiiiiiiiice pick by Marquis Coleman to prevent a Cassell-esque long pass from the end zone and give UAB the ball inside Tennessee territory.

Holy shit. Even our defense should be able to handle the Blazers' offense.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 12:12 PM
Heading to halftime, Mizzou leads Nevada 38-17

Daniel 16 of 19 for 283 3 TDs and 0 INTs

:eek:

DaKCMan AP
09-13-2008, 12:31 PM
Heading to halftime, Mizzou leads Nevada 38-17

Daniel 16 of 19 for 283 3 TDs and 0 INTs

:eek:

O looks great, but it should be somewhat concerning to give up 17 to Nevada in the 1st half.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 12:32 PM
O looks great, but it should be somewhat concerning to give up 17 to Nevada in the 1st half.Yeah.. we gave up a bomb as the half ended on a blown coverage.

Gotta get that shit straightened out quick-like.

El Jefe
09-13-2008, 12:34 PM
There's an official thread somewhere, but it was started by one of The resident OSU fans, which as far as I'm concerned, doesn't count. :)

I don't care, I am not even going to have internet access till at the earliest tomorrow afternoon, and I am getting off in a few minutes, got some stuff to do. So it doesn't matter to me.

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 12:34 PM
These mother****ers really are AMAZED by the concept of time zones.

Still talking about it two hours later.... maybe it got into the players' heads a little if everyone around the team was talking about it, but when it comes down to it, it's 3 hours FFS. OMG, they got up at 6am pacific time... I'm sure none of them have ever done that before. :rolleyes:

DaKCMan AP
09-13-2008, 12:35 PM
Still talking about it two hours later.... maybe it got into the players' heads a little if everyone around the team was talking about it, but when it comes down to it, it's 3 hours FFS. OMG, they got up at 6am pacific time... I'm sure none of them have ever done that before. :rolleyes:

It's kind of gross the amount of excuses they are making for Cal. Maryland is beating the shit out of them, case closed.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 12:38 PM
It's kind of gross the amount of excuses they are making for Cal. Maryland is beating the shit out of them, case closed.BUT TIME ZONES

SLEEPY CAL

HUMIDITY

tk13
09-13-2008, 12:39 PM
I don't understand why Cal agreed to do that in the first place. That's gotta be a competitive disadvantage.

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 12:44 PM
It's kind of gross the amount of excuses they are making for Cal. Maryland is beating the shit out of them, case closed.

It reminds me of an SEC game a few years ago... something about Tennessee having to take a bus ride down to LSU. ESPN was all over it, talking about how big of a disadvantage it was and how it would get them out of the routine, etc.

Unless the players are autistic, I don't think a group of 18-22 year olds are going to collapse under a little change. ESPN was bitching like a bus ride would destroy the team, while the players should be (and probably are) thankful everyday they can take flights instead of having to take long rides like.... uh, the vast majority of college athletes. :banghead:

tk13
09-13-2008, 12:51 PM
Well, it might sound bad to say, but I would not be surprised if a lot of athletes for premier teams and programs probably would complain and be thrown for a loop if they aren't catered to and have to rough it. Some of these guys aren't nearly as mature as we probably think.... as a lot of 18-22 year olds are...

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 01:02 PM
Well, it might sound bad to say, but I would not be surprised if a lot of athletes for premier teams and programs probably would complain and be thrown for a loop if they aren't catered to and have to rough it. Some of these guys aren't nearly as mature as we probably think.... as a lot of 18-22 year olds are...

I went to a DII school, so I haven't seen it first hand... I wasn't thinking about maturity, just the ability to go with the flow, but you're probably right. If you've been told you're the greatest whatever since high school, there's probably a psychological effect when telling those players that they have to get out of bed early or whatever. I guess the coaches can only play the "nobody's going to feel sorry for you when you lose" card for so long when the media is making all sorts of excuses for you before you ever take the field.

tk13
09-13-2008, 01:10 PM
Personally I'm watching Buffalo-Temple, and it's been a tight finish.

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 01:14 PM
Personally I'm watching Buffalo-Temple, and it's been a tight finish.

Holy crap, just flipped it over to see the last play.

On to Mizzou!! :p

tk13
09-13-2008, 01:14 PM
Holy crap!! Buffalo just caught a Hail Mary in the endzone for the win! What an incredible finish. That might end up being the best finish of the day. Temple scored with less than a minute to go... Buffalo went down and won it with a Hail Mary.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 01:29 PM
Time to watch my Wolverines lose to Notre Lame.

:sulk:

DaKCMan AP
09-13-2008, 01:34 PM
Matt Stafford watch on CBS

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 01:36 PM
Mizzou 62
Nevada 17

Playing the young kids now. 'Bout a quarter left.

tk13
09-13-2008, 01:40 PM
Purdue scores on Oregon 15 seconds into the game.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 01:44 PM
Great start for michigan. Returner loses the kickoff (as in he loses sight of the ball while it's in the air...) and they start from the 5.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 01:49 PM
Aaannnd after moving the ball out to the 20, they get a chop block penalty and then fumble on the 10. About to be 7-0 Notre Lame.

I give up. I don't think I can watch this.

:sulk:

tk13
09-13-2008, 01:55 PM
Another Michigan muff on a kickoff. And the officials gave it to ND without even getting to the bottom of the pile.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 01:55 PM
And Michigan fumbles the kickoff. Notre Lame about to go up 14-0, less than 5 minutes into the game.

This is like a 3 stooges bit.

NoLurkerNoMore
09-13-2008, 01:55 PM
Great start for Notre Dame. If Notre Dame avoids turnover there will win.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 01:55 PM
Another Michigan muff on a kickoff. And the officials gave it to ND without even getting to the bottom of the pile.Funny how that works, they took plenty of time when the ND QB fumbled.

jjchieffan
09-13-2008, 01:57 PM
Looks like a great start for the golden domers. Starting field position on Michigans 10 because of another fumbled kickoff

TD ND!1

tk13
09-13-2008, 01:57 PM
ND fans look ready to rush the field already, haha.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 01:58 PM
Great start for Notre Dame. If Notre Dame avoids turnover there will win.Michigan's horrible this year. ND should win regardless. Although I didn't expect it to be this bad this quickly.

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 01:59 PM
And Michigan fumbles the kickoff. Notre Lame about to go up 14-0, less than 5 minutes into the game.

This is like a 3 stooges bit.

brutal, sorry man....figured um would roll the lamers

can't decide if i want to watch this or scout stafford in uga vs sc....

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:00 PM
brutal, sorry man....figured um would roll the lamers.Much as I'd love to kill the golden gomers, I didn't think there was any chance they'd win. Michigan (well, their offense - no QB, not much of a running game) is that bad. We're talking Solari Chiefs bad.

I've never seen 3 kickoffs handled this badly. They're starting from the 15 this time.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 02:03 PM
brutal, sorry man....figured um would roll the lamers

Me too.

I'm not a Michigan fan, but I don't have anything against them. ND, on the other hand...

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:04 PM
Me too.

I'm not a Michigan fan, but I don't have anything against them. ND, on the other hand...I think I hate ND more than any other team in college sports. It's close between them and Ohio State, but OSU doesn't have their own national network.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:06 PM
They were going to fake that.

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 02:07 PM
Me too.

I'm not a Michigan fan, but I don't have anything against them. ND, on the other hand...

yup

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:08 PM
They were going to fake that.And then they did anyway.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:08 PM
How bad is ND? Michigan showed their hand before the timeout, and ND still fell for it.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:09 PM
How bad is ND? Michigan showed their hand before the timeout, and ND still fell for it.They're not good, but they've already won the game. Michigan's offense won't be able to score 2 TDs based on what I saw the first two weeks of the year.

NoLurkerNoMore
09-13-2008, 02:10 PM
Hey its far from over for Michigan. Great trick play.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:10 PM
Did he catch it? Dumb****s NBC here switched over to weather as the ball was coming into his hands.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:12 PM
No, review upheld the play. Michigan's punting now.

Skip Towne
09-13-2008, 02:12 PM
Another Michigan muff on a kickoff. And the officials gave it to ND without even getting to the bottom of the pile.

It's in Notre Dame's conract that they get all loose balls.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:13 PM
There are no reports of Tornado's, but there's a chance, so lets cut away from a football game at the precise time that a possible TD catch might be made.

NoLurkerNoMore
09-13-2008, 02:14 PM
Right call but Michigan moves the ball quite well.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:15 PM
Oh damn, they're going for it.

Bad call here I think.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:15 PM
Stupid throw by the QB.

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:16 PM
Kind of hard for him to catch it when it's 3 feet behind him

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:16 PM
GREAT pass defense that should not get called but it is

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:16 PM
There must be some kind of contractual obligation that every play requires a flag on Michigan. That was a horrible PI call.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:16 PM
Officials wait for USC to intercept it, decide Georgia needs bailed out then throw an interference flag roughly 5 seconds after the interception.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:17 PM
Oh, and the SC player was roughly 10 yards ahead of where the ball was thrown.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:17 PM
I thought it was over before, but it's definitely over now. There's no way Michigan's going to score 3 TDs.

jjchieffan
09-13-2008, 02:18 PM
Woo Hoo!!! TD Irish!!

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:18 PM
Officials wait for USC to intercept it, decide Georgia needs bailed out then throw an interference flag roughly 5 seconds after the interception.

Just switched over and saw the replay. HORRIBLE call. Two games are being fixed right now.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:18 PM
lollin' at Michigan

Skip Towne
09-13-2008, 02:18 PM
What time is the K-State vs. Little Sisters of the Poor game?

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 02:19 PM
damn


weiss smells blood....he's no herm, he'll play to win and to embarrass

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:19 PM
How do you get a block in the back?

CupidStunt
09-13-2008, 02:19 PM
The refs in the UGA-USC game are f**king terrible.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 02:19 PM
What time is the K-State vs. Little Sisters of the Poor game?Wednesday night vs. Louisville.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:19 PM
If I wanted to watch the radar, I'd switch it to the ****ing weather channel. Saturday's is for football. I get one game now because all the local channels are showing rain on the radar.

jjchieffan
09-13-2008, 02:19 PM
That PI call was definitely questionable. He knocked the ball down. However, right before he did that, he knocked the receivers arm down, then reached up and knocked down the ball.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:19 PM
What time is the K-State vs. Little Sisters of the Poor game?7 o'clock.

On Wednesday.

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:20 PM
Now a bullshit late hit call

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:20 PM
Purdue scores on Oregon 15 seconds into the game.And it's only gotten worse from there for the Ducks.

First Roper pulls a "UP playing NCAA 09" and throws a pick inside the red zone, which is returned into field goal range, and then they fumbled the kickoff and Purdue made it 20-3 to start the second quarter.

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:20 PM
Holy shit it was against UGA

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:21 PM
Wednesday night vs. Louisville.

Yup, have to carry the Big 12 to get back to even against the Big East.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:21 PM
damn


weiss smells blood....he's no herm, he'll play to win and to embarrassYeah, they might score 60. This is going to suck worse than Appalachian State last year.

I can't wait until Rodriguez has cycled out all the Lloyd Carr guys and has his own recruits in. Payback's going to be a bitch I think, it's just going to be hard to be patient (lucky me, both my football teams are rebuilding...).

CupidStunt
09-13-2008, 02:22 PM
Holy shit it was against UGA

This ref couldn't see an elephant if it was 10 yards away from him.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:22 PM
-5 yards on offense for Syracuse in the first quarter.

Go GRob go GRob go GRob, go!

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:23 PM
BREAKING WEATHER UPDATE:

The rain has moved north about 5 miles.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:24 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/2evxiww.jpg

tk13
09-13-2008, 02:24 PM
What kind of defense was that... Notre Dame looked like they were stuck in mud.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:24 PM
Holy shit, Michigan touchdown.

Those are about as rare as bigfoot sightings this time of year.

(40-yard screen to mcguffie)

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:24 PM
Game on

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 02:24 PM
Yeah, they might score 60. This is going to suck worse than Appalachian State last year.

I can't wait until Rodriguez has cycled out all the Lloyd Carr guys and has his own recruits in. Payback's going to be a bitch I think, it's just going to be hard to be patient (lucky me, both my football teams are rebuilding...).

td!

lol

he'll get it turned around, he just doesn't have the game breakers yet...but he will

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:25 PM
Holy shit, Michigan touchdown.

Those are about as rare as bigfoot sightings this time of year.

(40-yard screen to mcguffie)WTFWTFWTF

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:26 PM
BREAKING WEATHER UPDATE:

The rain has moved north about 5 miles.

Well, atleast you don't have Katie Horner down there

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:27 PM
The way my day's going (I'm including the KU loss last night), Ohio State's going to upset USC tonight.

Not that I ever want USC to win, but it's the f*ckeyes...

Frazod
09-13-2008, 02:27 PM
Holy shit - Michigan is getting punked by Notre Lame? LMAO

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:27 PM
Local NBC has figured out picture in picture. Now I get to see tiny ants sucking at football.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:28 PM
Two fumbles by ND, both bounce right back to them.

Maybe god really does exist.

Nah.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:28 PM
Local NBC has figured out picture in picture. Now I get to see tiny ants sucking at football.Why aren't you watching a game between teams who aren't godawful?

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:29 PM
Holy shit - Michigan is getting punked by Notre Lame? Sorry to say, I called this one before it started...

Nice interception. There's a classic Jimmy Clausen play there.

tk13
09-13-2008, 02:29 PM
Interception. Clausen underthrew that one... Michigan has a chance to sneak back into it.

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 02:29 PM
herm speed dialing weis.."PANCAKES!!!"

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:29 PM
This McGuffie kid's going to be good.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:30 PM
Why aren't you watching a game between teams who aren't godawful?

Only game other than Oregon/Purdue. All others interrupted by rain.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:30 PM
Interception. Clausen underthrew that one... Michigan has a chance to sneak back into it.No, they really don't. ND is bad, but Michigan is epic suck this year.

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 02:30 PM
the proverbial tide is turning proverbially

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:30 PM
LeGarrette Blount with the hurdle to cap off a twenty yard run.

Jaison Williams with Bowe fever.

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:31 PM
the proverbial tide is turning proverbially



LMAO

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:31 PM
UGA drops an easy TD pass

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:32 PM
I really need to get off my ass and go to work.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 02:33 PM
I really need to get off my ass and go to work.Work sucks. I recommend not going.

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 02:34 PM
don't call that play again

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 02:34 PM
I really need to get off my ass and go to work.

tell work to suck it

CupidStunt
09-13-2008, 02:35 PM
UGA drops an easy TD pass

That was a heck of a throw.

UGA needs to get AJ Green on the field a lot more.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:35 PM
According to weatherman, If I go outside, I could get struck by lightning. Good thing you interrupted the football game I'm inside trying to watch.

Frazod
09-13-2008, 02:38 PM
Switching to Georgia/South Carolina. Can't believe the Bulldogs aren't blowing them out.

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 02:38 PM
Michigans rb is white....never would have happened prior to obama running for president


what a great country we live in

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:39 PM
Michigans rb is white....never would have happened prior to obama running for president


what a great country we live inHe's not white, he's just a really light black.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 02:40 PM
Switching to Georgia/South Carolina. Can't believe the Bulldogs aren't blowing them out.Really. On one hand, I hate Spurrier and love watching him lose... on the other, Georgia's one of the few teams ranked ahead of us...

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 02:41 PM
He's not white, he's just a really light black.

wait...serious?

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:42 PM
This is like watching the '07 Chiefs.

Frazod
09-13-2008, 02:42 PM
Really. On one hand, I hate Spurrier and love watching him lose... on the other, Georgia's one of the few teams ranked ahead of us...

Exactly. I hope Georgia losses.

But it's not personal. :D

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:42 PM
wait...serious?Well, duh.

What says "african american" like the name Sam McGuffie?

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 02:42 PM
Switching to Georgia/South Carolina. Can't believe the Bulldogs aren't blowing them out.

USC plays Georgia very tough... on defense, anyway.... last year they lost 16-12.

Frazod
09-13-2008, 02:44 PM
Touchdown Cocks!

LMAO

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 02:44 PM
Touchdown 'Cocks.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:45 PM
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE, TWELVE

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 02:45 PM
Smelly's 'Cocks smack that ass...

7-3 USC over Georgia.

(That joke never gets old. Does it? Does it?)

the Talking Can
09-13-2008, 02:46 PM
Well, duh.

What says "african american" like the name Sam McGuffie?

i had a blonde moment








td lamers

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 02:46 PM
The cocks just rammed it in there.

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:46 PM
Touchdown from Smelly 'Cocks go ahead

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 02:46 PM
Flip it over and Notre Dame scores, Lou Holtz creams his shorts, and I die a little inside.

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE, TWELVE

FWIW, I never bought the hat.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:47 PM
The cocks just rammed it in there.

Winner

Frazod
09-13-2008, 02:47 PM
LMAO What an awful mascot. You'd think they'd change it, if for no other reason than to stop hearing the jokes.

Jenson71
09-13-2008, 02:48 PM
Notre Dame is routing these guys! Mary is with us today.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:49 PM
Flip it over and Notre Dame scores, Lou Holtz creams his shorts, and I die a little inside.



FWIW, I never bought the hat.Morehead State

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:49 PM
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE, TWELVE



I'll admit it, I can't stop laughing right now.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:49 PM
Notre Dame is routing these guys! Mary is with us today.

Or, Michigan just sucks.

Frazod
09-13-2008, 02:49 PM
Notre Dame is routing these guys! Mary is with us today.

Doesn't she play strong safety?

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:50 PM
Or, Michigan just sucks.



Winner

tk13
09-13-2008, 02:50 PM
BYU is beating UCLA 35-0, middle of the 2nd quarter. Yikes.

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 02:50 PM
LMAO What an awful mascot. You'd think they'd change it, if for no other reason than to stop hearing the jokes.

At least it's Gamecocks and not Jaycocks.... you Tigers would have a lot of fun with that one.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:51 PM
BYU is beating UCLA 35-0, middle of the 2nd quarter. Yikes.

Purdue smacking around Oregon. Pac-10 is going to rival the Big 10 for most over-rated conference this year.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 02:51 PM
Doesn't she play strong safety?LMAO

Zing!

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:52 PM
Roper, you ****ing suck.

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 02:53 PM
Doesn't she play strong safety?

LMAO

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/a/9/AAAAAtohD2IAAAAAAAqZYg.png?v=1160884147000

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:54 PM
Cocks have ball.

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:54 PM
FUMBLE

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 02:55 PM
Blitz pick up fail.

Jenson71
09-13-2008, 02:55 PM
Doesn't she play strong safety?

:D She could.

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:55 PM
The Cocks almost grab the loose ball

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:55 PM
I don't think I'm that impressed with Stafford.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 02:56 PM
The Cocks almost grab the loose ballShould have had it...

This is shaping up to be a fun game.

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:56 PM
Herm?

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 02:58 PM
Should have had it...

This is shaping up to be a fun game.

I love the SEC. :)

Frazod
09-13-2008, 02:58 PM
ohhhhhhhh cocks choke on that one

SPchief
09-13-2008, 02:58 PM
I don't think I'm that impressed with Stafford.

Did you see that throw?

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:59 PM
Ed Dixon has a wallet with BAD MOTHER****ER on it.

CupidStunt
09-13-2008, 02:59 PM
AJ Green can actually catch. Nice.

"There are not a lot of QBs IN THE NFL that can make that throw."

kstater
09-13-2008, 02:59 PM
Did you see that throw?

Sort of, I saw something go up, I think it was the football. Hard to tell with it being a small square in the bottom of the screen.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 02:59 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/5496vb.gif

ChiefsCountry
09-13-2008, 02:59 PM
I don't think I'm that impressed with Stafford.

White JaMarcus Russell, he does have a hell of canon though

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 03:02 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/5496vb.gifI'm stealing that...

Just so's ya know.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 03:04 PM
Doesn't she play strong safety?She's a wide receiver.

Get it?

Wide receiver.

eazyb81
09-13-2008, 03:05 PM
"the two best bands, the two best fight songs....."

Really? That's where you're going NBC? Ugh.....5 seconds later the Michigan QB fumbles without getting touched.

Puke.

Frazod
09-13-2008, 03:05 PM
cocks stiffen

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 03:05 PM
Why was Purdue throwing? I mean, I know they're Purdue, but that was insanely idiotic.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 03:05 PM
Damn... South Carolina came to play.

kstater
09-13-2008, 03:06 PM
She's a wide receiver.

Get it?

Wide receiver.

Dude. ROFL

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 03:06 PM
cocks stiffenLMAO

You said it better.

kstater
09-13-2008, 03:06 PM
Cocks stuff it.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 03:07 PM
"the two best bands, the two best fight songs....."
There's something to hang you hat on...

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 03:07 PM
The cocks are exploding all over Georgia.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 03:07 PM
We're all a bunch of immature children.

Just like the people I work with.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 03:08 PM
Why must you break my heart, Ed Dixon?

kstater
09-13-2008, 03:08 PM
We're all a bunch of immature children.

Just like the people I work with.

You new to CP?

kstater
09-13-2008, 03:09 PM
Thankfully cocks bend but don't break.

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 03:10 PM
We're all a bunch of immature children.

Just like the people I work with.

All I'm sayin' is that the Cocks have been in the face of the Dawgs all day, but the Dawgs really chipped away on that last drive, softening the.... oh, nm.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 03:10 PM
I've noticed that college football's much more interesting when your team's actually in the mix. I mean, I used to just watch Big XII games.

It's fun though... I think I'm hooked. (Regardless of what Mizzou does in the future.)

("Chase... builds a case... for the Heisman".... hell yes.)

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 03:11 PM
The cocks are really standing tall today.

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 03:11 PM
Thankfully cocks bend but don't break.

Nice. LMAO

eazyb81
09-13-2008, 03:12 PM
Anyone else see Charlie Weiss' fat ass on crutches? LOL

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 03:12 PM
I've noticed that college football's much more interesting when your team's actually in the mix. I mean, I used to just watch Big XII games.

It's fun though... I think I'm hooked. (Regardless of what Mizzou does in the future.)

("Chase... builds a case... for the Heisman".... hell yes.)

I've gotten more into CFB the past several years... starting with all of the SEC games being on CBS and ESPN, and now with the Big 12 North being relevant. Herm might have something to do with it, too. :#

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 03:13 PM
Georgia's getting more cocks than they can handle.

Pablo
09-13-2008, 03:13 PM
How has Stafford looked so far in this game?

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 03:14 PM
I've gotten more into CFB the past several years... starting with all of the SEC games being on CBS and ESPN, and now with the Big 12 North being relevant. Herm might have something to do with it, too. :#True. Thank God the local teams got good at just the right time.

kstater
09-13-2008, 03:14 PM
The rain has gotten within 50 miles of the stations, so it's time to go full screen radar instead of 3/4 screen.

Weather anchor: "there hasn't been anything new lately or anything to talk about." Thanks for the update.

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 03:15 PM
The rain has gotten within 50 miles of the stations, so it's time to go full screen radar instead of 3/4 screen.

Weather anchor: "there hasn't been anything new lately or anything to talk about." Thanks for the update.LMAO

Special Report!!!!! : There is nothing new to report.

Pablo
09-13-2008, 03:16 PM
True. Thank God the local teams got good at just the right time.It's an emotional roller-coaster because regardless of how good KU football and basketball do, the Chiefs own my f*cking heart.

KU could win 7 national championships in a row..in both sports, and I'd still live and die each week with the Chiefs. But it does make it a little easier.

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 03:16 PM
True. Thank God the local teams got good at just the right time.

All that money pouring into Arrowhead for renovations, and we're down to one good game a year, and it's 1) not even for the home team, and 2) not going to last. :deevee:

After that it's NWMSU and Pitt State.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 03:17 PM
Wouldn't it be nuts if East Carolina lost to Tulane.

Pablo
09-13-2008, 03:18 PM
The Cocks are really pounding their holes today, dominating the line and each Cock is giving his man more than he can handle.

kstater
09-13-2008, 03:18 PM
Weatherman has sophisticated radar: "This this the type of storm that's difficult to tell you where it is or what it's going to do."

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 03:18 PM
The Cocks are really pounding their holes today, dominating the line and each Cock is giving his man more than he can handle.Don't forget they're filling their gaps.

Tribal Warfare
09-13-2008, 03:20 PM
How has Stafford looked so far in this game?

His WRs are not helping him at all

kstater
09-13-2008, 03:20 PM
I hear thunder, I'm doomed, DOOMED.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 03:21 PM
I hear thunder, I'm doomed, DOOMED.That's just Mangino on his treadmill.

They thought it was the New Madrid finally going over in St Louis.

kstater
09-13-2008, 03:22 PM
That's just Mangino on his treadmill.

I don't feel the aftershocks yet though.

Reaper16
09-13-2008, 03:22 PM
Northwest Missouri State beats Missouri Western 42-35, despite Northwest turning the ball over 4 times!

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 03:23 PM
It's an emotional roller-coaster because regardless of how good KU football and basketball do, the Chiefs own my f*cking heart.

KU could win 7 national championships in a row..in both sports, and I'd still live and die each week with the Chiefs. But it does make it a little easier.This isn't the tread for it, but I believe the Chiefs are on the way up. It'll take some time, but I love the Dorsey and Albert picks. Build the foundation (lines) first.

I'm a huge Chiefs homer... I've just got low expectations this season. They're finally really rebuilding. Throw out the coach and GM (hell, maybe the QB)... those young talented players will still be there.

A couple of years down the road, this'll be a much, much better team.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 03:28 PM
Sporadic ECU-Tulane coverage on CBS College Sports now.

Tulane is about to score.

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 03:31 PM
That's just Mangino on his treadmill.

They thought it was the New Madrid finally going over in St Louis.

If by treadmill you mean the people mover at the Tampa International Airport...

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 03:34 PM
Northwest Missouri State beats Missouri Western 42-35, despite Northwest turning the ball over 4 times!

:thumb:


I would drive back to Northwest from Kansas City during the winter months, and when it was really crappy out I'd be driving through St. Joseph thinking.... the downside to this is that if I went to school here I'd already be home. The upside is that with a little extra driving, I won't be graduating with a GED.

:)

tk13
09-13-2008, 03:36 PM
Charlie Weis has a torn ACL and MCL. It's like the movie "Final Destination" for the Pats dynasty. Maybe Bill Belichick needs 6 or 7 bodyguards to protect him on the sideline tomorrow.

Coach
09-13-2008, 03:41 PM
South Carolina is suddenly moving the ball now....

Coach
09-13-2008, 03:44 PM
Jesus.... either UCLA is that bad or BYU is that good....

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 03:56 PM
God damnit, Tulane, do you know how much money you're costing all of us?

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 03:57 PM
Charlie Weis has a torn ACL and MCL. It's like the movie "Final Destination" for the Pats dynasty. Maybe Bill Belichick needs 6 or 7 bodyguards to protect him on the sideline tomorrow.Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Tribal Warfare
09-13-2008, 03:58 PM
Stafford has nice touch on the ball

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 04:00 PM
Dawgs, Cocks, one running over the other.... 14-7.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 04:04 PM
Holy shit, phenomenal catch by Freeney.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 04:08 PM
TOUCHDOWN ECU!

Gorgeous pass from Pinkney.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 04:10 PM
LEGARRETTE BLOUNT

Edit: LEGARRETTE BLOUNT

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 04:13 PM
Michigan fumbles again (total of 7 now, 4 lost), ND scores.

Commentator says "ND should feel better about themselves today."

I'm thinking, 'Michigan's fumbled 7 times, most of them unforced".

kstater
09-13-2008, 04:14 PM
Smelly cock crushed.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 04:16 PM
Picked off by ECU! Our BCS check dreams are still alive!

kstater
09-13-2008, 04:16 PM
Did the entire Georgia line move two feet forward before the ball was snapped?

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 04:21 PM
UCLA just missed a 27-yarder. That would have gotten them to within 56 points of BYU.

YEE YEE YEE YEE YEE Purdue fumble!

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 04:24 PM
UCLA just missed a 27-yarder. That would have gotten them to within 56 points of BYU.

YEE YEE YEE YEE YEE Purdue fumble!

:eek:


Herm goes for 3 late in the game and later said, "If we had made that field goal, it would have been a huge moral victory for our offense and would have given us some momentum going into next week. There was no reason to go for it in that situation."

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 04:26 PM
God damnit, Maehl just fumbled it right back.

kstater
09-13-2008, 04:30 PM
Smelly cock has been pulled out.

Frazod
09-13-2008, 04:31 PM
Cocks driving....

kstater
09-13-2008, 04:32 PM
That was PI

SPchief
09-13-2008, 04:32 PM
That Cock just got raped

Skip Towne
09-13-2008, 04:32 PM
Smelly cock has been pulled out.

Yet they are still calling his name.

OnTheWarpath58
09-13-2008, 04:32 PM
I've been out all day, how's Jesus Stafford doing?

kstater
09-13-2008, 04:33 PM
Yet they are still calling his name.

That cock has been in and out on this drive.

Skip Towne
09-13-2008, 04:35 PM
That cock has been in and out on this drive.

In and out, huh?

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 04:35 PM
Jaison Williams, I stab you in my thoughts.

Ultra Peanut
09-13-2008, 04:36 PM
****ING HATE YOU, GAMECOCKS

Well, at least there was that awesome Spurrier reaction shot.

SPchief
09-13-2008, 04:36 PM
You've got to be shitting me. Cocks drop it

Spott
09-13-2008, 04:36 PM
Cocks muff the ball.

Frazod
09-13-2008, 04:37 PM
cocks choke

Fumble in the endzone

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 04:37 PM
The cocks appear to be flaccid on offense.

Spott
09-13-2008, 04:38 PM
Dammit butthead, the cocks didn't score.

keg in kc
09-13-2008, 04:39 PM
The cocks were a little short when it counted.

Spott
09-13-2008, 04:41 PM
Penalty on the Bulldogs for holding a cock.

kstater
09-13-2008, 04:41 PM
That Cock made the Bulldog walk with a limp

SPchief
09-13-2008, 04:41 PM
The cocks stuffed em there

KcMizzou
09-13-2008, 04:42 PM
Georgia's the second best team in the country?

Really?

Frazod
09-13-2008, 04:42 PM
I've been out all day, how's Jesus Stafford doing?

Jesus just got nailed. LMAO

OnTheWarpath58
09-13-2008, 04:42 PM
Stafford is brittle.

We shouldn't draft him.

tk13
09-13-2008, 04:43 PM
And Stafford is hurt.

And that was one heck of a punt.

SPchief
09-13-2008, 04:43 PM
Herm just got a hard on

Bearcat
09-13-2008, 04:43 PM
I was really looking forward to saying Cock block.

Frazod
09-13-2008, 04:43 PM
Holy shit that was a great punt.