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Programmer
09-16-2008, 01:12 PM
Who Am I ?
I am under 45 years old,

I love the outdoors,
I hunt,

I am a Republican reformer,

I have taken on the Republican Party establishment,

I have many children,

I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than two years in the governor's office.
Have you ever heard of me before now?

jiveturkey
09-16-2008, 01:13 PM
You're a pig

jidar
09-16-2008, 01:13 PM
George Bush in a skirt?

tiptap
09-16-2008, 01:16 PM
George Bush in a skirt?

Don't you mean George Bush with a bush?

Ultra Peanut
09-16-2008, 01:16 PM
I am under 45 and I have travelled extensively overseas and have earned my living writing about the world and history.

I have actually led Civil Service Reform in the Federal Government and implemented real change.

I am a war hero.

I have been a police commissioner in the largest city in the United States.

I have served successful in my state’s legislature the largest state in the United States.

I am a leading environmentalist as well as a hunter.

I have run a real ranch and made money in a business.

I was educated at the finest university in the United States.

I am a clear member of America’s elite.

I am proud of being smart and think being an intellectual is an important trait in being President.

I have truly taken on real party bosses with power not weakened leaders.

I am currently the Governor of the largest state in the United States.

I am intellectual, curious, and willing to welcome others with different ideas into my circle.

I am not wed to big business.

I believe the Government has to be run with fiscal responsibility.

I have been a know commodity on the American scene for many years.

Who am I?

bkkcoh
09-16-2008, 01:16 PM
Don't you mean George Bush with a bush?

I am sure that are plenty of guys around here that would be willing to care of that issue!!!!!!!!!!

tiptap
09-16-2008, 01:18 PM
You're not seeing me pulling his chain

jidar
09-16-2008, 01:22 PM
I am under 45 and I have travelled extensively overseas and have earned my living writing about the world and history.

I have actually led Civil Service Reform in the Federal Government and implemented real change.

I am a war hero.

I have been a police commissioner in the largest city in the United States.

I have served successful in my state’s legislature the largest state in the United States.

I am a leading environmentalist as well as a hunter.

I have run a real ranch and made money in a business.

I was educated at the finest university in the United States.

I am a clear member of America’s elite.

I am proud of being smart and think being an intellectual is an important trait in being President.

I have truly taken on real party bosses with power not weakened leaders.

I am currently the Governor of the largest state in the United States.

I am intellectual, curious, and willing to welcome others with different ideas into my circle.

I am not wed to big business.

I believe the Government has to be run with fiscal responsibility.

I have been a know commodity on the American scene for many years.

Who am I?

Nobody.

HolmeZz
09-16-2008, 01:23 PM
You know the difference between a hockey mom and Teddy Roosevelt? A hell of a lot more than lipstick.

Programmer
09-16-2008, 02:09 PM
I am under 45 and I have travelled extensively overseas and have earned my living writing about the world and history.

I have actually led Civil Service Reform in the Federal Government and implemented real change.

I am a war hero.

I have been a police commissioner in the largest city in the United States.

I have served successful in my state’s legislature the largest state in the United States.

I am a leading environmentalist as well as a hunter.

I have run a real ranch and made money in a business.

I was educated at the finest university in the United States.

I am a clear member of America’s elite.

I am proud of being smart and think being an intellectual is an important trait in being President.

I have truly taken on real party bosses with power not weakened leaders.

I am currently the Governor of the largest state in the United States.

I am intellectual, curious, and willing to welcome others with different ideas into my circle.

I am not wed to big business.

I believe the Government has to be run with fiscal responsibility.

I have been a know commodity on the American scene for many years.

Who am I?

You are a fantasy of Mickey Mouse.

Programmer
09-16-2008, 02:12 PM
Your not seeing me pulling his chain

Fearful that you'd get the wrong answer? I'm sure of that otherwise you would have made a smartass answer like Holmezz

Facts are that Teddy Roosevelt and Sarah Palin have a lot in common.

I guess history doesn't really mean anything.

Clinton invited 9/11.

Bush kept us from any further attacks.

But none of that matters, it's history.

You elect Obama and the country will be history.

Bowser
09-16-2008, 02:14 PM
It amazes me that after all these years how Clinton still just gets under the Republican's nails like bamboo.

tiptap
09-16-2008, 02:17 PM
I would just like to concentrate on that quote "I guess history doesn't really mean anything?" Have you read "The Education of Henry Adams?"

chasedude
09-16-2008, 02:21 PM
Jackie Chan?

DaneMcCloud
09-16-2008, 02:21 PM
It amazes me that after all these years how Clinton still just gets under the Republican's nails like bamboo.

It amazes me how the Republicans have been able to brain-wash their constituency into believing that if the other guy is elected, America will cease to exist.

Programmer
09-16-2008, 02:25 PM
It amazes me that after all these years how Clinton still just gets under the Republican's nails like bamboo.

Why would we feel that way? Just because he didn't react to any one of the four attacks on the United States you don't feel as if we should be a little bitter?

His lack of action was an open invitation for AQ to come in anytime they wanted to, so they did. 9/11 2 was on Bush's watch, but the invitation was sent by Clinton.

WilliamTheIrish
09-16-2008, 02:27 PM
An African elephant? A toaster?

Programmer
09-16-2008, 02:29 PM
It amazes me how the Republicans have been able to brain-wash their constituency into believing that if the other guy is elected, America will cease to exist.

There has been no brain washing going on outside of the liberals in this country doing their best to elect an under qualified person as President. You all feel that because he is young and pretty that he would be the best man for the job. The man has no experience and no substance to back up a good case for his candidacy.

You have fallin love with a shill.

Sully
09-16-2008, 02:29 PM
Jackie Chan?

ROFL

BigCatDaddy
09-16-2008, 02:33 PM
Didn't Guy Smiley host this game?

bkkcoh
09-16-2008, 02:33 PM
It amazes me how the Republicans have been able to brain-wash their constituency into believing that if the other guy is elected, America will cease to exist.

But I thought the dems were against torture, that to me sounds like torture.

jidar
09-16-2008, 02:38 PM
There has been no brain washing going on outside of the liberals in this country doing their best to elect an under qualified person as President. You all feel that because he is young and pretty that he would be the best man for the job. The man has no experience and no substance to back up a good case for his candidacy.

You have fallin love with a shill.

What? For me I went over the issues and largely agreed with Obama. Primary on economy, and transparency in government, civil rights, fiscal responsibility, and also on Iraq.
If you want to read it there is a 32 page document with a general outline of what he hopes to accomplish. It's the big link in the middle of the "Issues" section on his website.
I disagree with him on gun rights but you can't have everything.

Programmer
09-16-2008, 02:39 PM
What? For me I went over the issues and largely agreed with Obama. Primary on economy, and transparency in government, also on Iraq.
If you want to read it there is a 32 page document with a general outline of what he hopes to accomplish. It's the big link in the middle of the "Issues" section on his website.

He has publically said enough to keep me from voting for him.

Chief Henry
09-16-2008, 03:06 PM
There has been no brain washing going on outside of the liberals in this country doing their best to elect an under qualified person as President. You all feel that because he is young and pretty that he would be the best man for the job. The man has no experience and no substance to back up a good case for his candidacy.
You have fallin love with a shill.

Spot on

jAZ
09-16-2008, 03:19 PM
Who Am I ?
I am under 45 years old,

I love the outdoors,
I hunt,

I am a Republican reformer,

I have taken on the Republican Party establishment,

I have many children,

I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than two years in the governor's office.
Have you ever heard of me before now?

I forgot to mention that before this I was Asst. Secratary of the Navy and heroic war-time commander.

I was also an avid author writing 35 books in my time.

I was an academic and a world renowned historian who's penultimate publication was the standard work of history covering the naval war of 1812.

I conducted actual scientific research in preparing to author these books.

I was a wundkind and a self avowed progressive.

Give up?

jAZ
09-16-2008, 03:23 PM
I love the outdoors,
I hunt,
...
I have many children,

ROFL

HolmeZz
09-16-2008, 03:23 PM
I forgot to mention that before this I was Asst. Secratary of the Navy and heroic war-time commander.

I was also an avid author writing 35 books in my time.

I was an academic and a world renowned historian who's penultimate publication was the standard work of history covering the naval war of 1812.

I conducted actual scientific research in preparing to author these books.

I was a wundkind and a self avowed progressive.

Give up?

Tom's not going to like that one.

seclark
09-16-2008, 03:24 PM
barry goldwater?(just guessing)
sec
edit*just seen under 45...sulking back to the lounge*

WilliamTheIrish
09-16-2008, 03:25 PM
What a beat down.

Ari Chi3fs
09-16-2008, 03:28 PM
You are Tom, the biggest douchebag in Chiefsplanet history. This one was easy!

Programmer
09-16-2008, 03:53 PM
I forgot to mention that before this I was Asst. Secratary of the Navy and heroic war-time commander.

I was also an avid author writing 35 books in my time.

I was an academic and a world renowned historian who's penultimate publication was the standard work of history covering the naval war of 1812.

I conducted actual scientific research in preparing to author these books.

I was a wundkind and a self avowed progressive.

Give up?

I was a community organizer!

That's about it. At least Teddy and Sarah have some substance to show us.

Programmer
09-16-2008, 03:55 PM
You are Tom, the biggest douchebag in Chiefsplanet history. This one was easy!

Don't sell yourself short. You've got me beat hands down.ROFL

J Diddy
09-16-2008, 03:56 PM
He has publically said enough to keep me from voting for him.


like what?

"hello"

RJ
09-16-2008, 03:58 PM
Another dumbass chain email.

Programmer
09-16-2008, 03:59 PM
like what?

"hello"

Today that's good enough.

Listen to any one of his speeches. There is enough there to get any conservative to reject him.

Programmer
09-16-2008, 03:59 PM
Another dumbass chain email.

Not quite, but if you already got one why didn't you share it?

As it stands, another dumbass post by rj.

irishjayhawk
09-16-2008, 04:32 PM
It amazes me how the Republicans have been able to brain-wash their constituency into believing that if the other guy is elected, America will cease to exist.

Seriously, if you need any proof that the above is true (or not true), please visit Facebook.com.

Specifically look at people's statuses. Damn.

RJ
09-16-2008, 04:38 PM
Not quite, but if you already got one why didn't you share it?

As it stands, another dumbass post by rj.



Dude, if I shared every idiotic political email I get I'd be littering the board worse than Jake and his polls.

And it is a dumbass email. It makes no point. It is aimed at morons. The Republicans of Teddy Roosevelt and the Republicans of today have absolutely nothing in common. Teddy Roosevelt wouldn't even be able to recognize this party.

Ultra Peanut
09-16-2008, 05:41 PM
I'M EMMITT SMITH

J Diddy
09-16-2008, 05:43 PM
I'M EMMITT SMITH

:banghead:

It's frigging Neil Diamond, err

Direckshun
09-16-2008, 05:54 PM
Tom knows more about reality than any of you will ever know.

In fact, many of you are quite the loser!

J Diddy
09-16-2008, 05:55 PM
Tom knows more about reality than any of you will ever know.

In fact, many of you are quite the loser!

thank you

Programmer
09-16-2008, 06:06 PM
Dude, if I shared every idiotic political email I get I'd be littering the board worse than Jake and his polls.

And it is a dumbass email. It makes no point. It is aimed at morons. The Republicans of Teddy Roosevelt and the Republicans of today have absolutely nothing in common. Teddy Roosevelt wouldn't even be able to recognize this party.


Not the reason it was posted, but thanks for your input.

bango
09-16-2008, 08:54 PM
Fearful that you'd get the wrong answer? I'm sure of that otherwise you would have made a smartass answer like Holmezz

1)Facts are that Teddy Roosevelt and Sarah Palin have a lot in common.

Sarah Palin is a Socialist too?


I guess history doesn't really mean anything.

Clinton invited 9/11.

That is a bold statement and it shows how partisan you are. It also shows how little you really know.
Bush kept us from any further attacks.

There is not any chance that it woke up our law enforcement?
But none of that matters, it's history.

You elect Obama and the country will be history

I hope that you do not truly believe this. If you actually paid more attention and knew what was really going on in our country and the world you might understand that not much has changed at all during the last 25 years plus that would make it matter who was POTUS. If you do believ that crap and are not just trying to argue because you are bored with your life then you are not worth debating.
.

It would be nice for those that you support if you knew what you were talking about.

Programmer
09-16-2008, 09:26 PM
It would be nice for those that you support if you knew what you were talking about.

It would be nice to answer you r comments if they weren't so screwed up. How about trying again so it can be answered point for point?

You did miss some key information there, but you tend to overlook what you don't understand.

Velvet_Jones
09-16-2008, 09:41 PM
George Bush in a skirt?

Lets agree on "Bush Flaps".

RJ
09-16-2008, 10:37 PM
Not the reason it was posted, but thanks for your input.



Ahhh, so this is a cryptic sort of thing.

Roosevelt has little in common with Sarah Palin or today's republicans. Hmm, so why did Tom post this? I'll tune in tomorrow for the answer.

Mecca
09-16-2008, 10:44 PM
30 years from now Republicans will stay say things are Clintons fault.

J Diddy
09-16-2008, 10:47 PM
30 years from now Republicans will stay say things are Clintons fault.



It's easier to pin the tail on a donkey then to grow one yourself. So what I'm saying is perhaps.

RJ
09-16-2008, 10:47 PM
30 years from now Republicans will stay say things are Clintons fault.


He will also be the rebuttal for every Republican scandal.

"Hey, look at this. A Republican Senator just got caught in a gay bath house with 12 adolescent Chinese dwarfs and a zebra".

"Yeah, well what about Clinton??"

Direckshun
09-16-2008, 11:07 PM
I am under 45 and I have travelled extensively overseas and have earned my living writing about the world and history.

I have actually led Civil Service Reform in the Federal Government and implemented real change.

I am a war hero.

I have been a police commissioner in the largest city in the United States.

I have served successful in my state’s legislature the largest state in the United States.

I am a leading environmentalist as well as a hunter.

I have run a real ranch and made money in a business.

I was educated at the finest university in the United States.

I am a clear member of America’s elite.

I am proud of being smart and think being an intellectual is an important trait in being President.

I have truly taken on real party bosses with power not weakened leaders.

I am currently the Governor of the largest state in the United States.

I am intellectual, curious, and willing to welcome others with different ideas into my circle.

I am not wed to big business.

I believe the Government has to be run with fiscal responsibility.

I have been a know commodity on the American scene for many years.

Who am I?

God, this is just an outstanding reply. I'm dead serious. You completely demolished an (albeit pathetic) assertion within four minutes of it being posted. That is just phenomenal.

Hat tip to you, ma'am.

Ultra Peanut
09-17-2008, 02:11 AM
God, this is just an outstanding reply. I'm dead serious. You completely demolished an (albeit pathetic) assertion within four minutes of it being posted. That is just phenomenal.

Hat tip to you, ma'am.All I did was Google "palin roosevelt 'who am i'" and it popped up. I should write a book titled "Tom is Copy & Paste and so can I!"

Guru
09-17-2008, 02:22 AM
:banghead:

It's frigging Neil Diamond, err
Don't be dissin' Diamond.

Programmer
09-17-2008, 06:07 AM
Ahhh, so this is a cryptic sort of thing.

Roosevelt has little in common with Sarah Palin or today's republicans. Hmm, so why did Tom post this? I'll tune in tomorrow for the answer.

I think that you have more problems than first thought.

Why do you post the things you do?

I'll tune in tomorrow for the answer.

Programmer
09-17-2008, 06:31 AM
Oh please, Bin Laden and GWB jr. were friends since childhood. they used to build sand castles and tried to wreck each others shit.

Another moron takes his stand. Now I wonder what dirt he has on McCain and Palin?


You've heard the news, now stand by for the rest of the story!

I can't wait to hear what he has to say! :rolleyes:

Bowser
09-17-2008, 08:11 AM
Why would we feel that way? Just because he didn't react to any one of the four attacks on the United States you don't feel as if we should be a little bitter?

His lack of action was an open invitation for AQ to come in anytime they wanted to, so they did. 9/11 2 was on Bush's watch, but the invitation was sent by Clinton.

LMAO

Sure Tom. Revisionist history is fun!

How's that bin Laden search going these days?

Bowser
09-17-2008, 08:12 AM
Lets agree on "Bush Flaps".

LMAO

tiptap
09-17-2008, 08:31 AM
He will also be the rebuttal for every Republican scandal.

"Hey, look at this. A Republican Senator just got caught in a gay bath house with 12 adolescent Chinese dwarfs and a zebra".

"Yeah, well what about Clinton??"

Actually I am hoping they want to blame President Obama.

Bowser
09-17-2008, 08:37 AM
I think that you have more problems than first thought.

Why do you post the things you do?

I'll tune in tomorrow for the answer.

Good LAWD, this is funnah.

Programmer
09-17-2008, 02:21 PM
LMAO

Sure Tom. Revisionist history is fun!

How's that bin Laden search going these days?

Care to list the response to the attack on the WTC? USS Cole? Marine Barracks? The Embassy?

Programmer
09-17-2008, 02:22 PM
Actually I am hoping they want to blame President Obama.

Got to be elected first. Never going to happen buckwheat.

Bowser
09-17-2008, 02:32 PM
Care to list the response to the attack on the WTC? USS Cole? Marine Barracks? The Embassy?

The info is out there. Look it up yourself, lazyass.

Amnorix
09-17-2008, 02:47 PM
Fearful that you'd get the wrong answer? I'm sure of that otherwise you would have made a smartass answer like Holmezz

Facts are that Teddy Roosevelt and Sarah Palin have a lot in common.



ROFL

Amnorix
09-17-2008, 02:54 PM
Care to list the response to the attack on the WTC? USS Cole? Marine Barracks? The Embassy?

Wait -- it all started with the Beirut thing during the Reagan administration, so it's HIS fault. Right? RIGHT?

Glad I could help you with that.

Bowser
09-17-2008, 02:55 PM
Wait -- it all started with the Beirut thing during the Reagan administration, so it's HIS fault. Right? RIGHT?

Glad I could help you with that.

If only Reagan would have killed bin Laden while he was in school, we would have a Utopian civilization right now.

Amnorix
09-17-2008, 02:59 PM
If only Reagan would have killed bin Laden while he was in school, we would have a Utopian civilization right now.

He was too busy giving weapons to the Iranians in order to break the law to give money, illegally, to a bunch of people involved in a civil war down Nicaragua-way. I can't remember, was that before or after he supplied weapons to Saddam Hussein and armed the radical Muslims in Afghanistan?

When he wasn't busy tucking tail and running out of Beirut, that is. I'm surprised he found the time between watching old John Wayne movies and spinning yarns about traveling down the highway in California...


FTR, I don't object at all to our Afghanistan policy of the 1980s, but you can bet your ass if a Democrat was doing that, the Republicans would be screaming about how Bin Laden is a creation of Democratic Presidents...

bango
09-17-2008, 06:13 PM
It would be nice to answer you r comments if they weren't so screwed up. How about trying again so it can be answered point for point?

You did miss some key information there, but you tend to overlook what you don't understand.

I reponded to each and every point that you made. The exception is when you took yet another swipe at another poster. I know, I know it is there fault and they started it and by they you mean the Gang of 14. I did not tend to or over look anything. It is just you running from yet another debate.

Programmer
09-17-2008, 06:21 PM
I reponded to each and every point that you made. The exception is when you took yet another swipe at another poster. I know, I know it is there fault and they started it and by they you mean the Gang of 14. I did not tend to or over look anything. It is just you running from yet another debate.

You reponded? good.

running from a debate?

Sure buckwheat, anything you say.

Programmer
09-17-2008, 06:23 PM
Wait -- it all started with the Beirut thing during the Reagan administration, so it's HIS fault. Right? RIGHT?

Glad I could help you with that.

Sure, if that's what you want to believe.


I'll ask again. What did Clinton do after we were attacked while he was in office?

bango
09-17-2008, 06:42 PM
You reponded? good.

running from a debate?

Sure buckwheat, anything you say.

I still have not noticed you responding to anything directly pertaining to the post about the claims that you made about Clinton and Obama. I am waiting. Still waiting. Waiting...

J Diddy
09-17-2008, 06:54 PM
I reponded to each and every point that you made. The exception is when you took yet another swipe at another poster. I know, I know it is there fault and they started it and by they you mean the Gang of 14. I did not tend to or over look anything. It is just you running from yet another debate.


Gang of 14?

I thought it was 12?

Am I a gangbanger as well?

:eek:

VAChief
09-17-2008, 07:04 PM
He was too busy giving weapons to the Iranians in order to break the law to give money, illegally, to a bunch of people involved in a civil war down Nicaragua-way. I can't remember, was that before or after he supplied weapons to Saddam Hussein and armed the radical Muslims in Afghanistan?

When he wasn't busy tucking tail and running out of Beirut, that is. I'm surprised he found the time between watching old John Wayne movies and spinning yarns about traveling down the highway in California...


FTR, I don't object at all to our Afghanistan policy of the 1980s, but you can bet your ass if a Democrat was doing that, the Republicans would be screaming about how Bin Laden is a creation of Democratic Presidents...

Especially if that President was a "B" movie actor who relied on Jeanne Dixon to look into her crystal ball for the right moment to make decisions.

bango
09-17-2008, 07:08 PM
Gang of 14?

I thought it was 12?

Am I a gangbanger as well?

:eek:

I am sure that if we were not added before that we have been added by now. I think that he claims that the gang was of twelve. We will need some clarification as to who was in and when before we can know for sure.

Hey Programmer,

Can you make a list of the Gang that bothers you here? Am I on the list yet? If so then can you remember when I was added?